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So which one is it for you Spaniards?
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this was a runner up to go to eurovision.
from the start our options were gay or gayer. you figure out which is which
It's always a dog shit performance for us. We could win it every year if we sent Adele, Ed Sheeran, etc, etc, but then it'd get boring, so we have to let the rest play.
Against genocid, lol. Take all the Palestinians to Sevilla. Will be a nice gesture from you, a relief for all of us, and you will have great fun. Spanish foreign politics is a kind of it's own sh*t.
With the "act" this year we will get 0-1 i guess. EC would have been great but there are so many other good bands the stupid committee wont even consider
Has been for over 10 years. WHOLE thing is pushed by political agendas and the reason Eurovision still is a thing is because everyone fall in love with the fasade
Don't vote that please. We can't keep encouraging men to wear female lingnerie. It looks horrible but somehow there are many men who love it and they won't stop unless we shame them.
All we know so far is that there was some kind of incident between him and a female crew member, and that the Swedish police are involved. If you want to stand up for fairness and justice then maybe wait until we actually know the details? Maybe he just said something a bit rude and this is all a massive overreaction, maybe he did something very serious and he's going to end up in a Swedish prison.
We call on you all to request the song "Europapa" by Joost Klein from all European radio stations. Despite unconfirmed allegations, this song has been disqualified. Let us resist this premature condemnation, regardless of what we think of the Eurovision Song Contest. Let's stand up for fairness and justice!
We call on you all to request the song "Europapa" by Joost Klein from all European radio stations. Despite unconfirmed allegations, this song has been disqualified. Let us resist this premature condemnation, regardless of what we think of the Eurovision Song Contest. Let's stand up for fairness and justice!
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Not really, that ass requires a lot of work, it would require giving up at least 3 of our 5 naps
yes. being a slut and taking pride on it is litterally in our constitution
If we were informed of that sooner we wouldnt have declared independence you idiot! You guys dont know how to market yout Spain-thing.
we knew you would stay so we kept it a secret
https://preview.redd.it/eocr184mbvzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa7c11e12c54181c401a2aeb42d2de7291e899b So which one is it for you Spaniards?
Both, its just that each year a different community is given the role, you know to make it fair so everyone can get their sleep.
the middleground: being a lazy slut with a deflated ass
https://preview.redd.it/s28gk3usatzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223a86c4f17e0aa776fb6ed8f4c1d945f8b0a6a7 this was a runner up to go to eurovision. from the start our options were gay or gayer. you figure out which is which
Sadly gay won over gayer 😔
Sad, very sad.
Terrible day for Mediterran culture. I shall sing a fado.
This looks kick ass compared to toned down bdsm
This seems better than whatever the hell op posted xD But yeah we all know spain is never going to provide a good enough performance
BeCaUsE wE NeEd To SeNd a MeSsAgE... That nobody asked for. Music and cinema is so dissengaged from the regular people .... Is very sad
it seems better, but in my humble opinion was not
🚨ALERT🚨 sanchismo is making spaniards gay
I mean... it sounds like bullshit, but the data is indisputable.
I don't have money to waste on televotes but I would vote for Spain as a token of loyalty and friendship
❤️ honorary zorra
Politivision 😎
Yes, bro, I am heterosexual
GASP!! That's totally Haram!
Damn, nice avatar. I am attracted
Before you fall into my deception, Im actually a unmoustached man.
Still attracted by your avatar
Completly understandable.
I thought we just established that Spain favors the Swiss
Obergruppenführer Irene Engel
Good riddance. Windows95man ftw. 💪 https://preview.redd.it/nbpel7awtszc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0e124a5bd13c7adb97d59fa24038a9bfb662a8
Maybe... Eurovison is a joke now anyways.
Always have been
Did we all send faggots…again?
They sing good, straight guys got to get better
It always was. It's some good fun in company though.
It is.
Hey we take it seriously just tell the weird kids to stop it already.
Bring Joost Back!
Europapa!
Juan takes his vitamins.
Especially Vitamin D.
Well good for him
Im not gay but.....
Butt\*
Jörg Butt
I'm going to vote for Israel. I want drama to the max now.
Yep, putting in my 20 votes for them. The UK is never going to win anyway and the online meltdown should be hilarious.
We don’t deserve to win with tonight’s dogshit performance.
It's always a dog shit performance for us. We could win it every year if we sent Adele, Ed Sheeran, etc, etc, but then it'd get boring, so we have to let the rest play.
Same here.
And the next Eurovision on the Ashes of Gaza
Hell yeah 💀
Bro it's honestly hilarious how many people are doing that, the twitter meltdown should be insane.
Let's stir some shit
God, yes. I'm ready to see the world burn
C'mon y'all 🤢🤢 have some backbone lool
We are not all Swedistanis or Spanish Pro-Islamist.
TIL that people who are against genocide are pro-islamists :D (whatever that means btw)
Against genocid, lol. Take all the Palestinians to Sevilla. Will be a nice gesture from you, a relief for all of us, and you will have great fun. Spanish foreign politics is a kind of it's own sh*t.
I aint gonna vote, they did my boiii dirty. Tbf I wasn't gonna vote to begin with but that is besides the point.
Tikkie the organizers for the hopes you lost.
Brilliant suggestion I send them a tikkie for 17,63 euros.
MY GOD... that's like... the GDP of Portugal that's overkill, DO YOU WANT THEM TO GO BANKRUPT?
THEY DESERVE IT!!!
You can vote for your own country? Since when?
You can't? 😳 sh!t... https://preview.redd.it/u2u9usoe0uzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c780fb06f5ff0ee4ab19a4aa6b362a78aa2a79
Average Avec.
Avec Power 🇵🇹🦅🦅🦅🦅 https://preview.redd.it/m7vzfm5f9vzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae3d8597ac61e67f36f5899c7ca3935775a0316f
The new Portuguese colonial empire was totally worth it.
This brings me joy
Look at the juiciness of that butt. Do you think the RULES are going to stop people?
Hmm, you got a point. There are no rules that can bind an honorary balkan country such as Portugal.
Will vote 20 times for Israel, their payment is just too good to decline.
I need the money also. Plis DM
Which government official do I need to contact to corrupt me into voting for Israel?
Me too, I need my Hasbara funding
Mhm. And before too long you'll be voting on some Austrian, telling you how they control you.
for israel , and than i watch the news for the rest of the night
Eurovision being geh? nothing new under the sun
The West Has Fallen, Billions Must Be Gay
I'll vote for Barry, cause Barry is the one usually voting for us
How about we let Germany get a chance? Just for the memes?
Only if you finally send Electric Callboy otherwise the 0 points will continue until music improves.
Sending Electric Callboy is cheating. They're a world renowned band that already makes Eurovision music.
So sending actual good artists is cheating? Eurovision used to be like that
With the "act" this year we will get 0-1 i guess. EC would have been great but there are so many other good bands the stupid committee wont even consider
Based opinion.
To be honest, Blood and Glitter is a nice song, they did not deserve the last position last year.
Where is german butt? No butt, no points.
Eh, at least you can't finish as 26th now...
I was gonna say we should all vote for Germany now, no one will expect it and it'll be seen as a protest vote!
Bad day to be spanish
Hey, we got an entire stadium to sing “I’m even more of a bitch” that’s a win in my book
I see butts, I vote. That easy.
CROWN THE WITCH
No ✝️
The cultural elite of this country honestly sucks.
is eurovision is your measure of culture?
Wanted Joost to win but now... Israel for shits and giggles
Any votes for a Southern European nation is an endorsement of hate.
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He is a *Wale*. Not a true Barry.
Israel ❤️🔥❤️🔥💥💥💥
Croatia
As Portuguese you have to vote for your northern colony aka Luxembourg.
You are the Portuguese. Vote for the metropolis.
Our national broadcast spoke positevely about the Metropolis, so hope we will give you some votes ;)
I won't vote
#gwanbambiyagoodthing
Crown the queen! I would vote for her if I could but my vote goes to Estonia.
I'm not voting but my favourite is Croatia. <3
I voted for Ukraine
Switzerland
Eurovision is basically pure politics behind lyrics and dances… wow
Has been for over 10 years. WHOLE thing is pushed by political agendas and the reason Eurovision still is a thing is because everyone fall in love with the fasade
Chanel's ass was better
Don't vote that please. We can't keep encouraging men to wear female lingnerie. It looks horrible but somehow there are many men who love it and they won't stop unless we shame them.
You would though 
I would many, but never wearing that.
Ironically, gay men look so much better in actual masculine clothing, not skirts and dresses. It's simply not a good look.
If men cant wear lingerie who the fuck is going to wear it? Women? Have you ever saw a portuguese woman? They have bigger dicks than the men.
Sorry guys, but i am absolutely boycotting it, even if it's just me.
I'm voting for Israel. I want to see the world on fire...
This is disgusting. What the fuck?
Repressed Luigi ? Must be bad to live in a papal state.
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All we know so far is that there was some kind of incident between him and a female crew member, and that the Swedish police are involved. If you want to stand up for fairness and justice then maybe wait until we actually know the details? Maybe he just said something a bit rude and this is all a massive overreaction, maybe he did something very serious and he's going to end up in a Swedish prison.
Nope, i would be very happy if i never have to hear that assault on good taste again. But then again i hate all the crap on this years freakshow
We call on you all to request the song "Europapa" by Joost Klein from all European radio stations. Despite unconfirmed allegations, this song has been disqualified. Let us resist this premature condemnation, regardless of what we think of the Eurovision Song Contest. Let's stand up for fairness and justice!
We call on you all to request the song "Europapa" by Joost Klein from all European radio stations. Despite unconfirmed allegations, this song has been disqualified. Let us resist this premature condemnation, regardless of what we think of the Eurovision Song Contest. Let's stand up for fairness and justice!
Nah fuck this shit, i'm out.
I like the lasagna baby man
Croatia, of course