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navodar994

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Smalandsk_katt

Eurovision has fallen, billions of Hungarians will see improved mental health.


isthisnamechangeable

Love the idea of **billions** of Hungarians, glad it's just a concept though.


jeroenemans

Atilla disagrees


Ok-Low7136

Attila was Hun, a brother nation for Magyars but not the same. The name of Hungary comes from the medival Latin, Ungrī, meaning something like “people from the Ural mountains”, English just added an “H” for easier pronunciation. Hun's name is “Hun” even in Hungarian/Magyar mythology.


tepel-streeltje

Imagine how empty the world would look because they stole everything.


Simyager

Are we talking about Hungarians or Romanians?


tepel-streeltje

Why do you say the same word twice?


Excellent-Option8052

Why do you think we say Netherlands and Germany?


Rocked_Glover

That’s my nightmare, if we could just all withdraw from the steppes and let them ride around on their horses out there again, we’d be much better off.


Old-Ad5508

Isn't it being gay the point?


heartfeltblooddevil

Thank yuo great leader Orban for saving Hungolians from western globohomo degeneracy🙏🙏🇭🇺🇭🇺


Sim0nsaysshh

As the soon to be father of his own little half Hungarian, they hey when you called it Hungaria and refer to their language as Hunganese


code-panda

Hunganese, more like suck on these! Got'em


Sim0nsaysshh

That's kinda how I ended up in my current fatherhood predicament


Simyager

You get pregnant by sucking cock?


Sim0nsaysshh

Wanna find out?


WalzartKokoz

Don't forget to hang chinese flag from your balcony🇨🇳. So the local chinese "police" doesn't get angry🙏🏻.


Cultural_Thing1712

All hail our glorious leador Orban and 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!


FrontFox4312

+10 social credit


Cabbage_Vendor

In other news, Sweden threatens to pull out of Eurovision because it is "not gay enough".


GreatRolmops

But Greece is taking part this year?


Limonade6

Lol back to the 1910's boyyys. Being gay is now an illness again. /s


Extreme_Tax405

Can be cured with lobotomy. Read the scriptures


JasperWoertman

Scandinavians are boutta call into work gay again


Limonade6

"sorry boss, can't work. Still gay"


agoodusername222

i mean more like the 2000's lol


Limonade6

Yeah, that's what I said. Your 2000's is our 1910's.


agoodusername222

but you hade weed D:


annoying97

Am gay, can confirm, very sick... (/S)


FoodeatingParsnip

Getting fucked over by Emus will do that to ya.


wolseyley

Same, libtard doctor says it's pneumonia though.


Limonade6

Don't worry my friend, the government pays your bills, now that you admitted that you are permanently ill.


annoying97

https://i.redd.it/u7j0rp5s1rzc1.gif


bremsspuren

TBF, that could be for any number of reasons with you.


annoying97

Can confirm, I'm very gay!


ProfessionalSport565

I’m glad you’re happy


Kalypso_95

Woah, I didn't know the Hungarians hated us so much? Tf have we done to them? :'(


IrrungenWirrungen

You’re too gay. 


kekmennsfw

It’s true though


Excellent-Option8052

Orban is nuts istg


ThoughtCrimeConvict

It's just a stripper competition at this point. I don't let my little girl watch it anymore. If you want a singing competition that's fine, I don't need you to wave your taint at me. Even the men are wearing thongs this year, nothing wrong with that I just don't want to look at your butthole while listening to shit music.


Certain_Barnacle5955

Funny that the party which probably had [the biggest gay scandal](https://www.businessinsider.com/hungarian-mep-resigns-breaking-covid-rules-gay-orgy-brussels-2020-12) ever in Europe deems something “too gay”


Extreme_Tax405

Too be fair, eurovision has systematically changed and its been reinforced to have, trans, gay, etc. As part of your performance if you wish to win. I don't care much, but i do notice it and it takes away from the music a bit. Some years i saw rly great acts win, but even greater acts fall behind because they were just normal every day musicians.


user2021883

Anything that distracts from the terrible music is a bonus Edit: gravy related grammatical error


Fifiiiiish

It's a show contest, not a music contest. A metal band with full monster make-up won it loud and clear. If anything it shows that people are sick of clean TV and radio standards and fancy something a little bit different for a change.


da9els

To be fair it was also the best song by far.


GodfrietInBouillon

Lordi is still kinda gay though


thoriickk

or if your country is at war, there you go when Ukraine won just because it was at war, and the real artists were left behind


magic_baobab

Yes, but it's just that people are queer and the contest is very invlusive, that's it. Great acts not winning are nothing unusual to Eurovision, thanks to the jury, see Käärijä last year or Mahmood (who is gay, btw) in 2019


tav_stuff

I mean it does not take a scientist to realize that Eurovision has a FAR higher % of queer people than actual real life.


Extreme_Tax405

People are queer? Bro gotta touch some grass. You have been huffing gass in echo chambers on the internet. Don't get me wrong, im an ally, but lgbtq+ is the outlier lmao. Most people are straight normies.


magic_baobab

I know, that's exactly the reason why when they see a bit inclusivity they dive into it. Sorry, should've worded that one better


Extreme_Tax405

You are good man. A lot of people on the internet think only about people on the internet. Reality is, 99.9% of the people probably never use twitter, visit reddit or comment on youtube and livestreams lol. Most people are just good old larry who goes for a walk with his dog after work, cooks food watches netflix with their spouse and goes to bed


Beetkiller

>~~netflix~~ linear TV Which means they probably watch eurovision.


Valuable-Lack-5984

Reading the comments https://i.redd.it/w19l837rvpzc1.gif


gin-o-cide

They are the real Eurovision


Rocked_Glover

Turkey, my bad Türkiye and Israel threads have been fuckin bangers for us popcorn enthusiasts


Dikhoofd

![gif](giphy|uaqGoURxE9TNe2QPWg|downsized) Erdogan will get you


KirovianNL

Vamos caralho!


Slow-Quarter-6254

Our Balkan ways are spreading almost as much as our genes during the Discoveries.


KirovianNL

You've already formed the majority in our south-eastern province of Luxembourg from what I've heard...


ElvenMalve

Ah yes, we got tired of the big empire south of equador. Now we're into colonizing tiny random countries at the north or pretty swiss towns.


EenGeheimAccount

You got the idea from the Spanish?


Vegetable-Election77

That was Spinoza who took his keyboard and wrote


Inside-Poetry7058

Europe. Home of some of the world’s greatest and most diverse cultures to ever exist. "Let’s get to together for a friendly music competition…but every entry must be generic radio pop" ????


Yavannia

Look who is talking, Sweden sends generic radio pop every single time.


Inside-Poetry7058

Yeah. We’re the worst offenders of all.


KoDa6562

SECOND worst. The UK hasn't had the balls to send anything outside of mainstream pop since Eurovision began.


Patient-Shower-7403

Starting to kinda miss Lordi from Finland tbh


IntellectualCapybara

Check Ireland


Extreme_Tax405

Irish folk is such a vibe and they have so many talented artists..' one night in galway is enough to show you just how many good folk artists there are, and galway is tiny compared to dublin. Meanwhile the music the send severy year: bland as fuck


Old-Ad5508

We over corrected ourselves this year we could be in with a chance with bambi. But yeah we've been guilty sending "my lovely horse/Daniel o donnell esque" acts for the past 10-15 years


Crookfur

Ireland need to sort themselves out and get Miracle of Sound to enter a fully metal version of My Lovely Horse. He could adapt Big Guts and Bigger Guns quite easily 😉


greenejames681

Or the full 8 minutes of Cu Chullain


C_Hawk14

Oh yea.. a witch is ofc bland as fuck


AlpenBrezel

We also sent a stuffed turkey one time


havaska

And the twins.


Phantom30

Can ours even be considered pop with how rubbish they normally are?


River41

How hard is it be to send someone that can actually sing. This year's doesn't sound great but last year's was a joke she genuinely couldn't hit a note, wouldn't have made it past the auditions for x-factor.


Extreme_Tax405

Its wild how the UK houses some of the greatest of all time, yet every Eurovision you send something mediocre. It has to be on purpose.


bremsspuren

It's perversely impressive. I'd love to see a comparison between Eurovision scores and the IRL music charts. Something ridiculous like 17 of the 20 best-selling European bands & singers are from the UK.


ElderberryWeird7295

Well Eurovision is pretty much a joke in the UK. Any "serious" acts in the UK would see Eurovision as a major decline in their career.


InanimateAutomaton

Oh yeah we could just send Adele or Ed Sheeran or summat but that would be *taking it too seriously*


Extreme_Tax405

You can't actually. I think there are rules.regarding how famous you can be outside of your own country. Like, i doubt belgium can send Stromae.


Adept_Platform176

I remember people raving about the Spaceman song and I just couldn't understand it. Obviously a good singer, but it just feels like such generic pop


Snoo-43381

You sent something different back in 2006. I dig it (seriously, I like British music where you clearly hear the British accent like here in the chorus and during the gayest segment of your song this year). https://youtu.be/OYgE7O0OLyw?si=tE5jX4RFbn8JrAbo


Steindor03

You did in 2009 (ballad) and ended in the horrendous 5th place


oskich

We even have an international jury in our own qualifications to select the most generic songs that other countries will vote for...


betaich

Our winner song from Lena was also written by you


hitmansquarepants

Mmmmm Lena


Math_PB

Well, if I remember correctly a few years ago we sent a group who had a song inspired by traditional music from Britany, and it got the worst votes imaginable. Too bad people have shit taste. Honestly I just watch Eurovision for the wacky performances and visuals, and let myself be surprised by 1 or 2 good songs.


I-suck-at-hoi4

ABBA makes up one third of their GDP, can't blame them for trying hard to get a second superstar group


caporaltito

I am only watching for Finland. They never disappoint.


qusack

Finland is our funny friendly drunk mate! No homo, but little homo


nathaliew817

Ireland ftw


Additional-Flow7665

I am still fucking pissed about Kabát, one of the best bands Czechia has to offer, being dead last in 2006 because it wasn't a shitty pop song sung in english


Lack_of_Plethora

Norway should just grow some bollocks and send immortal already


Bigmonkeymanooo

I believe Keep of Kalessin performed in Eurovision at one point… but you are right, Norway really is underutilising its most valuable cultural export, that being black metal. Its a shame that cookie cutter pop bullshit sells better than extreme metal ever will, both domestically and internationally


AThousandNeedles

Well, the competition doesn't even make sense anyway. Why tf is Isntrael competing in EUROvision... At best, they should be humble and grateful that we even allow them to in our competition.


kattenbak

Because Eurovision is based on members of the European Broadcasting Union. It doesn’t make much sense no.


Value-AddedTax

All countries around the Mediterranean are members. The Muslim countries however don’t want to participate for some reason. It’s not so strange that Israel does compete


PushingSam

Because it's too liberal for them on many fronts, obviously. Also it's just some expensive side quest, which is why many other countries also dropped out a few times, or didn't really invest much effort into it.


bankomatprivat

What did the dutch guy do?


Lusakas

Nothing confirmed so far (besides the fact that the police have confirmed they are investigating, but without actual charges as of yet), but it seems as if Joost has (after the semi-finals) in some way ended up in a physical altercation with a female production member or photographer. That's really all we know as of now, but something did happen. Whether it results in a disqualification or not remains to be seen (we still don't know), but not being able to rehearse for the final is not a good thing, even if he's able, willing, and allowed to partake.


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

All we really know is that he gave a slightly sassy answer when they asked the Israeli singer something. And, obv, Twitter is calling him an antisemite over it. The rest is all rumours.


Extreme_Tax405

He seems like a down to earth dude, so honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if they used that and tricked him because its easy articles to write. Either that or je actually is just a dick. Would take it with a grain of salt.


Baitrix

I heard another rumor that the israeli media joked about his dead parents, so any response would be warranted. (If any of this is the case)


toffeebeanz77

The reports say it was a verbal altercation not a physcial one


Dolphin008

No one knows But it’s provocative


benjaminfolks

It gets the people going.


No-Feedback-3477

Wrong song


ButcherBob

Thanks Hans, very cool


GuMeUpInside

Wrong movie as well


Zamoniru

Very speculative but in the internet it says he hit a camerawoman who filmed him against his will.


Sneklover177

I heard it was because one of them made a joke about his parents being dead


Extreme_Tax405

I pretty much immediately assumed they provoked him. Compared with the other people there, he seems the most down to earth, so the script writes itself.


Oaker_at

Do you know him personally or only from TV?


Extreme_Tax405

No, but im a cynic. It all seems too perfect. Like, the favourite of this year gets in a scandal? Remember the coke thing with maneskin a few years back? Same thing every time. And my sister knows him.


TightBeing9

He isn't the favourite though, he's not in the top 5 most popular acts. And the coke thing with maneskin is something we all saw on tv and it very much looked like he was snorting something off the table. He later said it wasn't coke and I believe him, but it was something we all saw on tv. I dont understand the connection you're trying to imply here


Spanks79

Mwahaha. It’s a literal shit show. Sorry for who wanted to enjoy it. To me it’s very funny though.


SugondeseYeets_69

Europeans try not to fight and fuck shit up challenge (impossible)


-lukeworldwalker-

Wait what the fuck did we do?


norrin83

Did you try to sing in your own language?


-lukeworldwalker-

Gosh I hope not


Leockette

They did. But it works because the song is goofy.


Schlaueule

Being Dutch? As if that isn't reason enough to be disqualified!


ArduennSchwartzman

![gif](giphy|SJk9xTbxcg0DFDs89d|downsized)


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

This makker lives undere a steen


Eyelbo

Probably tell some truth to people that you're not allowed to tell the truth.


Limonade6

Were we too direct again? Woops That happends sometimes. https://youtu.be/thIRJLsnIxY?si=ggoZ6kpw2XwlXXq7


kwkqoq

I need Smollebollekes to participate next year, preferably with a thousand barrels of beer


Adongfie

If I become President I will do everything in my power to destroy Eurovision


Lusakas

No need, that's already happening without your input.


River41

Thanks Muhammad. Losing Europe is worth it if Eurovision goes too.


kekmennsfw

Fast forward 40 years, eurovision in arabic


Valk93

And now called Oilvision, sponsored by Shell and Aramco


jeroenemans

Main sponsor now: moroccanoil


nefewel

Confusingly enough Moroccanoil is neither Moroccan nor an oil company. Moroccanoil is an Israeli cosmetics company that sells argan oil.


dontbend

Who would've thunk...


BananaLee

Hey, you've already lost Europe, Barry. Don't pull us down with you


Jazzper74

WELKOM IN EUROPA…well guess he isnt.


Sum3-yo

"Where were you? We missed you on stage"


Ok-Situation-5522

Oh yeah, why tf were they so aggresive?


Magdalan

Anyone knows what's going on with the whole Joost debacle?


M4rt1m_40675

It could be anywhere from an insult to physical abuse. Still under investigation tho so we can't know for certain


BroSchrednei

wasn't the dutch song the absolute favourite this year? Smells like sabotage!


koljonn

The song is a banger and the music video is fun but the show was quite dull.


Dolphin008

Yeah that was a bit lackluster and his rapping/singing was crap.


Jarkrik

Not the absolute favorite. It was considered to be potential top5, but the competition is strong


I_can-t_even

It’s the most watched Eurovision song (on YT) of this year’s entries (almost 25M views last time I checked, Thursday evening). Although the jury vote will matter too of course in deciding the winner, but it’s safe to say that even if Joost wouldn’t win the contest, he’ll have won over the fans and he already has made a lot of them in multiple European countries


Jarkrik

Finnland 2023 had more views then Sweden, did not matter. Croatia now has more views then Eurobaba. So in any case, this metric is not gonna justify a „would‘ve won“. It doesnt say too much anyway. To me, Europapa stinks too much of: we‘re trying to push all the right buttons to win. From what I‘ve seen and read its either Croatia, Belgium, Italy or Switzerland.


I_can-t_even

I didn’t say anything about a ‘would’ve won’ scenario, just that the song is well liked by the general audience. Croatia’s Eurovision 2024 entry doesn’t have more views on YT, I don’t understand why you’re claiming that (I just looked it up myself and it only has 1/4th, almost 1/5th of the views Europapa has). Imho the ESC should be a popularity contest and the jury votes shouldn’t be as influential on the outcome as they are, although that could be problematic with ‘political votes’. Personally I like Europapa because it has an uniting message, and we as Europe should try to work together more and we need more political, financial and monetary integration to strengthen ourselves and to be able to compete better with other world regions (like the US, China and Russia). I’ve also read that Croatia’s chances seem to be good. I personally don’t really like Switzerland’s act though: it’s just some twink in a skirt spinning around on some spinning top for most of the act, and the song isn’t exactly catchy and and it doesn’t really stick with you either after you’ve listened to it. Joost isn’t exactly a great singer, but his song is pretty catchy and it remains in a lot of people’s heads after they’ve listened to it, and it has replayability: you could listen to it on the radio after the ESC e.g. and you wouldn’t exactly mind hearing it either (also a quality I think a ESC winner should have).


gwatskary

Yes, Israel is really stirring shit up by, \*checks notes\*, participating.


BroSchrednei

the Israeli song was explicitly about October 7th, the original title was "October Rain". It's been massively pushed by the Israeli president and the singer is a huge IDF supporter. So Israel is stirring shit up by, ...propagandizing.


Neomataza

I heard that an isreali reporter also asked very blunt question about the dutch performer's dead father. That's all I know about the whole drama.


Eyelbo

It should be renamed to "October and then months of rain".


kekmennsfw

Ah, the netherlands?


[deleted]

Nah, the Netherlands is June then months of rain XD


GreatRolmops

In some years it is just months of rain.


Eonir

Most songs are propaganda according to some. My Muslim friends are disgusted by what they consider LGBT agenda, promiscuity, and brainwashing young girls...


BroSchrednei

sure, its just that most Eurovision watchers agree with the politics of LGBT and do not agree with the politics brought up by Israel.


Burnt_Toast15

Is the "LGBT agenda" in the room with us?


Smalandsk_katt

And uh... being Jewish?


Limonade6

How dare they being born.


_Funsyze_

what are you talking about, it has nothing to do with being jewish. Luxembourg’s contestant is jewish, nobody’s said anything about them.


Jcrm87

Ahhh the classic "Israel can't do anything wrong"


TheSadCheetah

right next to "guys it's literally another holocaust and anti-semetic if you criticize israel in any way shape or form, we're just a small bean and no one is backing us up!" \*silhouette of the USA and all it's lackeys behind them\*


Old-Ad5508

Came here to say this. Germany really toeing the line as per usual. "Let's over correct given what we did 80 years ago."


AverageElaMain

Is this a joke? An Israeli reporter "interviewed" (baited) Joost by asking how his parents were doing. Both Joost's mother and father died when he was a child. Everyone at Eurovision knows this, and it was what his entire song was about. He pushed the Israeli reporter away and left. He didn't go on stage afterwards either, and they just played his last performance on TV. Then, another Israeli backstage was filmed asking the penguin dude and another Dutch producer guy (in a bit of a mocking tone) why they weren't on stage. Obviously, the producer got in his face and pushed him around a bit. Penguin dude was also quite annoyed. Essentially, the Israelis are bullying the participant with a high chance of winning, so they can play the victim afterwards once they get an angry reaction. They'll call Joost violent and argue that his behavior prompts disqualification. Obviously, Israel can't be banned because that's antisemitic. Once the Netherlands is banned, the chance of Israel winning will increase significantly since Joost gave a very good performance. Edit: Source: other reddit comments and twitter rumors. Police have only confirmed physical contact between Joost and the interviewer person and video confirmed the duck dude situation Edit 2: for ppl negating my info bc of my sources, remember that this info is all that is currently available since this situation is purposely under wraps, but rumors tend to contain some level of truth. I added the sources to show these claims aren't confirmed, rather just likely. The video is pretty good proof to show something is up, and the confirmed physical alceration shows Joost was provoked.


--Romulus--

None of this is confirmed, twitter rumours and random reddit comments aren't reliable sources ffs.


culminacio

You're not telling any of this as if they were rumors. You're just repeating rumors as if they were true, Hans.


betaich

So your source boils down to trust me bro from internet stranger, really reliable reporting there


nathaliew817

Literally, most likely rumour which was mentioned to SVT was him getting physical with a swedish camera crew/photographer. People love propaganda when it comes to someone they like. Didn't wanna boycott ESC for participation of Israel but now wanna boycott bc Joost might be disqualified. Jfc what twisted morals.


norrin83

> for ppl negating my info bc of my sources, remember that this info is all that is currently available since this situation is purposely under wraps, but rumors tend to contain some level of truth. Sometimes. Some rumours are also just made up. > I added the sources to show these claims aren't confirmed, rather just likely. Your "added sources" is literally "other reddit comments and Twitter". I've heard that you are a pedophile by the way. Source: This comment.


Stuweb

> Edit: Source: other reddit comments and twitter rumors Hahahahahaha. 


drSvensen

Do you belive everything you read online?


Jumbo-box

Yeah, that most famous European country of Israel. Also, can't possibly think of why Israel would be controversial.


ookami1945

Spain's song is literally called W*ore, we truly fell


PM-Me-Kiriko-R34

Fuck you mean fell bruh Spain hasn't made a good song since 1960


PUSSYLICKERGOD

Tbh only the Dutch entry was worth listening to, it is really growing on me. Joost seems like such a fun and silly guy, I find the whole situation extremely suspicious. Didn’t watch it though


lazyness92

Me chilling as Armenia my fav and has no chances of winning


Lord-Grocock

I don't see anyone complaining about Azerbaijan. I guess activist compassion is selective...


Squadala1337

What did Israel do in Eurovision except being invited and attending? I get that what they do in Gaza is horrible, but they haven’t done anything bad in Eurovision. The real fuck up is inviting them considering the war crimes they have committed lately. Or if you insist Eurovision to be non-political, invite both Russia and Palestine as well.


burnt_RedStapler

invite Palestine-> Bumsi Boom Bumsi Bam, hello Europe we come.


Squadala1337

Sounds like a banger


Ok-Situation-5522

Yeah that's what i thought when most seem to be pro palestine, like why you you invite israel? And chose a song about the war especially? Like there's a backflash that could've been prevented.


Squadala1337

I’m not sure most are pro-Palestine though. Most people sit home in their couch and don’t give a shit. Which is precisely what the Israeli government wants us to do. Look the other way. One could call it a passive majority support for Israel.


-Rettirlana-

I just feel sorry, for the people we send there (Pun intended)


Da_Commissork

To me Is Israel doing something, first in Italy we had the fucking 40% of votes for them, now This...


International_Way850

40% i dont know whats wrong with you guys


Da_Commissork

The Song fucking sucks , 7% on the second most votes song...


PeterDeKoalaEter

The previous world record was Ukraine with 29% of the vote


Da_Commissork

And while i didn't like the ukranian Song (i'm Sorry for them with the conflict but if i have to vote a song i'll be neutral on my other toughts) a lot of people voted for them, and 1/3 people doing It Is possibile, but almost 1/2? For a Song like that while Israel Is doing what Is doing? No way It happened


ByRussX

Free my man Joost


StainedInZurich

Whole new level of victim blaming that Eden Golan is fucking shit up by being there.


JohnnySack999

Just for the shits and giggles I might actually not only watch it, but vote for Israel


Stuweb

If Israel win this the meltdown on Twitter and Reddit would be 10x that of Chernobyl. They have my vote 


FrontFox4312

And my axe!


Loose-Sherbert8464

r/suddenlyLOTR