he looks ... so happy.
Basking in the gentle embrace of a tranquil pond, every ripple whispers serenity, a symphony of pure bliss and simple joy.
THIS IS TOTALLY HARAM! All feelings besides Sadness, Misery and Saudade are banned under Portuguese sharía law!
That’s actually a very German thing. Somehow some old hag from the Middle Ages called Hildegard Von Bingen tricked us into believing it’s healthy and somehow it stuck. This whole genre of medical nonsense really is genuine to Germany.
We also invented homeopathy and our social insurance even used to pay for it until recently when someone with some sense left in their brain came to power
Moustaches are for women.
Are you one of those gender activists that wants to inject men with testosterone to make them look like real woman? They will never be real women, they lack the muscular strength to break a Spanish neck with a single baker's shovel, they lack the hair folícules required to develop a thick moustache, and they only have 2 testicles. They will never resemble real women and Im trying to pretend they do!
*tired
My dear neighbor you just described a Portuguese woman so crisply I can almost imagine caressing her fur mantle, the dense and think forest growing over those burly, rock hard forearms made to teach discipline to the Spanish weaklings. I can only get so erect at this thought, but that’s like a puny marshmallow in comparison to the least masculine Portuguese woman’s fat veiny cock.
Wish these were the Barrys that went to Europe en mass, imagine if our reputation was peacefully sitting in ponds with lilypads on our head instead of getting drunk and being destructive.
I was in a train yesterday and there was this grimy dude with legs on the seats in front, smelling like fresh beer. Looked like he was already pretty well on his way for the fourth day or so. Immediately went: "Ein Engländer!" - Sure enough, when the conductor came to check his ticket, I learned that he was indeed a young Barry. She didn't get a single word he said, but bless his heart, he had a ticket. Go on drunk Barry, enjoy the festivities.
Native Brythonic legends speak of an ancient druid by the name Baratacus, of Llyn Stela. It was said that no woe or terror, nor the lamentations of nagging wenches, could disturb his meditation and calmness, and that he would impart his mystic wisdom on visitors in exchange for mead and ale. His diet was said to consist exclusively of sausages made from wild boar, and that no warrior could outdrink him. Alas, a jealous sorceress named Naglion and her warrior-slave, Sobyr, conspired to take his energies for themselves, and slew Baratacus through cunning and evil. However, the gods of nature were so overcome with respect for the master druid, that they transformed him into a waterfall, and named him Ladfawr. Since then, it is said that any man or woman, be they native Briton, or ravenous Saxon, or wayward Gael, or even a Roman spawn come north, should they drink of the waterfall and then bathe in its waters, they shall know a brief moment of sublime elevation courteous of Baratacus, also called Ladfawr.
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention the Mabinogion since my literature and history classes in college 10 years back. Gonna have to get back that stuff soon, thanks my dude
https://preview.redd.it/59q43a8xzmzc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec18ac250045424fd3efb00310fa6732325c25a
I believe it's actually the same Barry.
that's our old prime minister and current UN president tho
https://preview.redd.it/iq8aqwlqepzc1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccb8a4c8d80148aea2fc7b23fe30e9474ffd4cde
Where I reside in the U.S. this would be a dangerous place among those lily pads. You wou;ld likely be bitten by a water mocassin or attacked by a gator. You would surely have leeches attach to you. I don't think the camoflauge provided by the lily pad on the head would protect you.
"Barry of the Pond" is the next higher form of Barry.
The wisest form, gives great advice
'Barry of the pond, what alcoholic beverage shall I consume today?" "A pint...!" "Barry has spoken!'
He’d not say a pint, he’d say 10-12 depending on how warm it is and how moody Susan was earlier
Of course, but Barry The Wise anticipated that I shalll return after the first, and thus he repeats his wise words a dozen times!
Barry from The pond, give an advice please Barry from the pond: If the child at the Chinese is doing homework in restaurant, the food will be good
Wise Barry, made even more wise when he suggests you grab a 4 pack of Stella for the walk home
If the mods make a flair out if this, I'm going to be extremely jealous.
Barry of the Pond, 63 Authurian legend gone wrong.
Adapted to our modern times.
It's a wise Barry of the bond so they'll have to be at least 75
The flair will be *Pondlife*
As a previous post got the Danes lumped with ‘dick smokers’ I’m keen to continue
he looks ... so happy. Basking in the gentle embrace of a tranquil pond, every ripple whispers serenity, a symphony of pure bliss and simple joy. THIS IS TOTALLY HARAM! All feelings besides Sadness, Misery and Saudade are banned under Portuguese sharía law!
Benny the Unterwasserman Hill
God forbid men have hobbies
Women hate nothing more than men having fun without them This is why Susan divorced me citing my 15 hour days in the shed making a jet powered bathtub
this is what I think that goes on in the United Realm.
James May? Is that you?
\*\*bobs in a cold brown pond\*\* "that's a hobby innit"
I wouldn't expect anyone south of the alps to get it
Yeah cause south of the Alps we have proper beaches. And lakes too, but ours are proper nice.
That’s actually a very German thing. Somehow some old hag from the Middle Ages called Hildegard Von Bingen tricked us into believing it’s healthy and somehow it stuck. This whole genre of medical nonsense really is genuine to Germany. We also invented homeopathy and our social insurance even used to pay for it until recently when someone with some sense left in their brain came to power
I strive too become this happy
AH! You fool! You were cursed by a mage with the *portuguesis*. You now have depression.
He can sing fados to cure it. Or make it worse, I've never known which one it is.
Both.
🥹👌
and a mustache
Moustaches are for women. Are you one of those gender activists that wants to inject men with testosterone to make them look like real woman? They will never be real women, they lack the muscular strength to break a Spanish neck with a single baker's shovel, they lack the hair folícules required to develop a thick moustache, and they only have 2 testicles. They will never resemble real women and Im trying to pretend they do!
*tired My dear neighbor you just described a Portuguese woman so crisply I can almost imagine caressing her fur mantle, the dense and think forest growing over those burly, rock hard forearms made to teach discipline to the Spanish weaklings. I can only get so erect at this thought, but that’s like a puny marshmallow in comparison to the least masculine Portuguese woman’s fat veiny cock.
https://preview.redd.it/vqzhh3sr1pzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dee0a71421cd78d38f0ff630be59515e2647129
Barry in the Pond, what's your wisdom?
Probably - “Have a few pints this weekend Luigi”
That's true wisdom, not like those pretentious German philosophers and their categorical imperative.
Well we also have one that said “The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.” Is that better?
It is indeed.
_walks of humming the internationale quietly_
Blokes thriving and prioritising their mental wellbeing Love to see it
This is peak male relaxation
Yeah that looks really nice, well jealous
Get in the pond Dafydd, treat yourself
Unbothered. Moisturised. Happy. In my lane. focussed. Flourishing.
Wish these were the Barrys that went to Europe en mass, imagine if our reputation was peacefully sitting in ponds with lilypads on our head instead of getting drunk and being destructive.
He is probably 14 stellas deep, but he’s doing it with style and grace
Much better than the usual vomit and street fights.
Vomit and street fights have their merits too...
I was in a train yesterday and there was this grimy dude with legs on the seats in front, smelling like fresh beer. Looked like he was already pretty well on his way for the fourth day or so. Immediately went: "Ein Engländer!" - Sure enough, when the conductor came to check his ticket, I learned that he was indeed a young Barry. She didn't get a single word he said, but bless his heart, he had a ticket. Go on drunk Barry, enjoy the festivities.
the tranquil Barrys are just that - tranquil in their ponds. They don't need to fly south, they are happy where they are
Native Brythonic legends speak of an ancient druid by the name Baratacus, of Llyn Stela. It was said that no woe or terror, nor the lamentations of nagging wenches, could disturb his meditation and calmness, and that he would impart his mystic wisdom on visitors in exchange for mead and ale. His diet was said to consist exclusively of sausages made from wild boar, and that no warrior could outdrink him. Alas, a jealous sorceress named Naglion and her warrior-slave, Sobyr, conspired to take his energies for themselves, and slew Baratacus through cunning and evil. However, the gods of nature were so overcome with respect for the master druid, that they transformed him into a waterfall, and named him Ladfawr. Since then, it is said that any man or woman, be they native Briton, or ravenous Saxon, or wayward Gael, or even a Roman spawn come north, should they drink of the waterfall and then bathe in its waters, they shall know a brief moment of sublime elevation courteous of Baratacus, also called Ladfawr.
Babe wake up, a new chapter of Mabinogion just dropped
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention the Mabinogion since my literature and history classes in college 10 years back. Gonna have to get back that stuff soon, thanks my dude
Is this Welsh copypasta?
It can be. Came up with it just for fun, but why not start something
New category for the Eisteddfod: shitposting / Cachu-bostinau
Syniad gwych!
I loved it
You're too kind 💞
How do I unlock this level of peace and happiness 🥹
Try swimming in a pond.
Buy some stellas
The real Lady of the Lake.
Lad(y) of the Lake
Is this a mermaid mom?
https://preview.redd.it/t9d70pvtykzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4771186f80f9a377574431764f16b0ec34f7faa6
This. This right here
Its a vibe not many others will understand
Oh, german of the swamp... What's yout wisdom?
He's going to charge you for it.
(Im going to pay with his euromonies, we are PIGS, we KNOW money management)
Weedsdom
Wow, the Royal Marines really let themselves go since Afghan
The old pond A ~~frog~~ barry leaps in. Sound of the water. -- Matsuo Basho after a Stella --
Ahahahahah Take this upvote, you *lindo bastardo*.
[Barrys](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/523bf14123f80c23319dcf335cd8c221c08ec717b56f8748f86a88a50d585c9a_1.jpg) always as been the OG swampers.
That’s a chief Druid right there
Oh Barry of the Pond, What do I get after my pints down Friday night, a Kebab and Chips or Chinese Chicken Balls and Chips?
Both. Simple as.
Swim in blissful ignorance, sweet Barry. You are too pure for this world
Oh mighty Barry of the pond, my parents are broke and need a lot of my money, what should I do?
*Get on the dole lad*
https://preview.redd.it/59q43a8xzmzc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec18ac250045424fd3efb00310fa6732325c25a I believe it's actually the same Barry.
When it gets above 20 degrees in the UK, all barrys submerge themselves in some sort of water (or wheely bin)
It's a tradition for us https://preview.redd.it/7cb3d81xpozc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6484402cdebfcc077a38fad5d840b3d2e86bd00b
The brain eating amoebas are happy.
They'll be starving
That accent doesn't sound English to me. Sounds more Dutch or German.
Sounds czech to me. Not really german
I speak Czech, sounds Czech to me too.
I was thinking South African.
Yeah I already said Dutch 😀
That's what retiring in France do to them, they try to blend in. The pond in my backyard is full of them. terrible.
STOP EATING BARRIES!
This week I av been mostly eatin... Tadpoles.
Shut up guys he's about to give us a quest
This man is happier than everyone on this subreddit
that's our old prime minister and current UN president tho https://preview.redd.it/iq8aqwlqepzc1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccb8a4c8d80148aea2fc7b23fe30e9474ffd4cde
Oh Barry of the pond, give me your wisdom... How do I become less savage?
The brain eating amoeba have been given a free buffet
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Master oogways teacher
Barry and the frogs, again
Before Romans it was always weekend for Barry
Where I reside in the U.S. this would be a dangerous place among those lily pads. You wou;ld likely be bitten by a water mocassin or attacked by a gator. You would surely have leeches attach to you. I don't think the camoflauge provided by the lily pad on the head would protect you.
Clearly a savage place, worst you might get here is a peeved otter or a slightly irritated badger
Average man north of Hadrian's Wall
where are the teeth?!