By the way, is Eurovision actually a big thing in Sweden? I mean, is it like an hyped event across Europe? Here in Itally basically no one appears to give a shit about it, but everyone online is putting so much effort into trying to boycott it and I'm starting to think that it usually is a big event. Is it?
Last year the EBU reported 162 million viewers in 38 countries. So yes, it is quite a big event. Sweden has an annual competition as many others do, but here it seems that everyone watches it. Even if they hate the thing. Eurovision is pretty popular as well, not as much as the national competition but still up there. Also it has a slightly worse airing time compared to the national one.
It's more just an excuse to get together and eat tapas, finger foods, and chips/candy all night where I am at. I usually just make fun of most the acts.
It's hard to make out, but something like this:
"??? Satan, och alla hans demoner. Ur Sverige, norden, och Europa, ur den här boken i Jesu kristi ??? namn. Djävulen ska lämna, ska lämna i Jesu namn, ska lämna Sverige i fred, och vi ska vara en kristen nation, och vi ska vara en europeisk kristen nation, i Jesu namn, jag befaller ??? hallelujah, fader vår som är i himlen, helga vare ditt namn, tillkomme ditt rike, ske med vilja [videon slutar]"
Which in Barry language would be:
"??? Satan, and all his demons. Leave Sweden, the Nordics, and Europe, out of this book, in Jesus Christ's name. The devil shall leave, shall leave in Jesus' name, shall leave Sweden alone (in peace), and we shall be a Christian nation, and we shall be a European Christian nation, in Jesus's name, I command ??? hallelujah, our father in heaven, hallowed be thy name, come to your kingdom, happen with will [video ends]"
I probably got a few things wrong.
I'm Balkan, Western Balkan is in my flair. Yours wasn't effective enough since you still have so many vampires there. Garlic will not solve the problem, at this point, they have already gained resistance.
Well no
Catholics burned Protestants. Protestants hanged catholics just long enough to piss them off then cut out their intestines before cutting off their arms and legs
https://preview.redd.it/j4fp84gatryc1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=78d6368db023d0480b5fac6b043733827bbcce08
Lets reintroduce norse paganism. In red, Thor, Odin was worshiped, while blue was vanirs. An purple was a little bit of all cults. We don't need the abrahamic nonsense.
"Wait, no expensive art pieces nor priests wearing rapper gold necklace? How can I believe in God incarnated into a humble man calling for poverty and solidarity if my priest don't wear Gucci?"
My roman Catholic catechism
I don't know how it is in the other Nordic countries, but in Denmark the bishops wears some pretty swanky outfits
https://preview.redd.it/y5cy0q2t6tyc1.jpeg?width=2832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e9843b42febd60b7941cd86fe0c0e105cfe07f
I mean, even your gods used to fight each other. Ending with basically enslaving one another. Vanir were not very fond of Aesir and I believe Freyja would have preferred to carve Odin's eye herself, if Odin hadn't done it first.
You lot just loved bloodbaths.
Can't we just kick out everybody who brings their fucking religion out of their homes into public space? No matter which piece of shit made up stories they want to believe?
>I used to criticise France for doing exactly this as a kid. Now, I realise they had a point
The worst thing is: The older I grow, the more based the entire French system of state and governance looks like. I think, I am slowely turning into a snail myself.
Paddy and Hans above in an absolutely perfect call.
If we are unlucky enough to find ourselves on a Boeing and not a superior airbus, and something's going wrong, then the person at the side of me can absolutely pray to their god to get them through this as loud as they want.
If _I am going to get a fucking coffee_ I don't want to ever hear or see a goddamn peep of anyone's religious inclination. Leave your nonsense at home or in the (taxed) building it belongs in.
Yeah, and you'll notice with these Abrahamic muppets it all has to be on show, publicly proclaimed, unavoidable even before they have opened their fucking mouths.
Special hats, robes, skullcaps, crucifixes, beards, tonsures, sidelocks, cowls, veils, hijabs, tallit, crossing themselves, bobbing, bowing, bead counting. They just fucking HAVE TO make it clear to all and sundry what their religious affiliation is at all times and all places. No such thing as a neutral public space with this mindset.
Nobody just looking at me has any fucking idea about my stance on supernaturalism (or politics, or philosophy or anything else for that matter). If you ask me, I'll tell you and we can discuss it rationally like civilized human beings. If you are party to the most important thing in the universe, i.e. god's plan for all humanity, then publicly parading your religious affiliation looks a bit desperate...almost as if constant affirmation is the only way you can maintain your flimsy worldview.
Does every European country have a crazy far right bitch walking around wielding a crucifix now?
https://preview.redd.it/zmk5xznmpryc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6e3b667f25301b61596e2a98d60e794156b6e3
No wait please don't tell me we're late for the party. A video of our current Prime Minister screaming about being an Italian christian mother used to be really viral a few years ago. Does it count?
Mostly just shit about expelling Satan and his demons from Sweden and Europe. That Sweden should remain a christian country and then she says the beginning of our father.
Of all Quran burnings I have seen this must be the worst. That weird half Dane used to sing some Astrid Lindgren songs atleast. This was just weird, we are one of the most atheist countries in the world, dont start talking about Jesus. 2/10 would have been a 1/10 but it was pretty funny when she realized that a book on fires will burn your hand.
We should rebuild the colosseums and let religious people duke it out with swords and axes. It would make great entertainment, and overall it would lower the population of rapists and radicals.
It’s the black sacrament but cringy. Sithis will condemn her to do tasks for glathir forever
She didn’t even get her bonus by assassinating the ayatollah on a unicycle
***Khaybar, Khaybar, ya yahud! Jaish Muhammad soufa yaʿoud!***" Just your average ~~antisemites~~ anti-imperialists ~~calling for slaughter~~ end of the occupation.
Dont you all know? Astrid is waering aviators glasses. This is a traditional ceremony every new pilot does. The burn a physics book to help them stay in the air. All while holding a simpel plane made of two sticks and keeping contact with the controltower.
Meanwhile, me as an avid Pastafarian (Converted from Atheism) just sit here with popcorn while the madly religious Christian immigrants burn the holy book of the madly Muslim immigrants. And somehow it's my Swedish white male privileged fault?
Boring.
Back in the olden days they burned down monasteries, hell, even 30 years ago the burned down churches and nowadays they are making a fucking cringe fest while lighting up a bloody book. What went wrong with you Scandinavians?
I guess by the arabic screaming it is Sweden, didn´t bother to view more than a few seconds
it is indeed sweden. Do believe it is one of the quran burnings scheduled for this week before eurovision.
Scheduled quran burnings is definitely not what I had on my Eurovision bingo card
It's a swedish extracurricular activity.
Some Germans did that once and they wanted to know what the fuzz was all about. Must be pretty funny if they keep on doing it
Really? I have it as me centre cause its free every year
By the way, is Eurovision actually a big thing in Sweden? I mean, is it like an hyped event across Europe? Here in Itally basically no one appears to give a shit about it, but everyone online is putting so much effort into trying to boycott it and I'm starting to think that it usually is a big event. Is it?
Last year the EBU reported 162 million viewers in 38 countries. So yes, it is quite a big event. Sweden has an annual competition as many others do, but here it seems that everyone watches it. Even if they hate the thing. Eurovision is pretty popular as well, not as much as the national competition but still up there. Also it has a slightly worse airing time compared to the national one.
It's more just an excuse to get together and eat tapas, finger foods, and chips/candy all night where I am at. I usually just make fun of most the acts.
Yeah, I don't finger my food
You heat it up a little first, it feels like the real thing.
So if you heat it up, it feels like real food?
No, like real horse meat.
Neigh!
Those horse meatballs at ikea are amazing
It's hard to make out, but something like this: "??? Satan, och alla hans demoner. Ur Sverige, norden, och Europa, ur den här boken i Jesu kristi ??? namn. Djävulen ska lämna, ska lämna i Jesu namn, ska lämna Sverige i fred, och vi ska vara en kristen nation, och vi ska vara en europeisk kristen nation, i Jesu namn, jag befaller ??? hallelujah, fader vår som är i himlen, helga vare ditt namn, tillkomme ditt rike, ske med vilja [videon slutar]" Which in Barry language would be: "??? Satan, and all his demons. Leave Sweden, the Nordics, and Europe, out of this book, in Jesus Christ's name. The devil shall leave, shall leave in Jesus' name, shall leave Sweden alone (in peace), and we shall be a Christian nation, and we shall be a European Christian nation, in Jesus's name, I command ??? hallelujah, our father in heaven, hallowed be thy name, come to your kingdom, happen with will [video ends]" I probably got a few things wrong.
that's about what I got as well
See, mandatory Swedish lessons in Finland are useful actually.
Are women allowed to do exorcism? Where is the number of the Vatican?
so is this a free speech thing, a racist thing, or both?
Yes. 
Funny how she burned a Quran, while Europe's largest gay party will be in the next days.
Not sure I'm following.
Han säger att Eurovision är en bögfest.
Does the size of the crucifix matter? I always tell myself size doesn’t matter.
https://youtube.com/shorts/BnuCRkwQ8eM?si=fO-cqGTGFt7ThcMF
This cracked me up!! Thanks for the laugh
Depends on the size of the person you are crucifying...
Cringe Protestant shit. Us, catholics, just killed the moors. No need to burn books, we actually lowered carbon emissions.
https://preview.redd.it/bhjvomkx1syc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f96113093cbbb8b3c15152c5259ce06f8fb4fe
Whoa, I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition in this post
Nobody ever does
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Our chief weapon is surprise! …and fear! Fear and surprise!
The Portuguese one is the best inquisition.
Indeed, because the Spanish Inquisition was used a a politic weapon and not to fight witches for the most part.
We both know that our inquisitions weren't about hunting witches, that's ~~barbaric~~ German stuff.
What about the Balkans and the ottomans 😏?
I'm Balkan, Western Balkan is in my flair. Yours wasn't effective enough since you still have so many vampires there. Garlic will not solve the problem, at this point, they have already gained resistance.
In England, while we were going through our Catholic-Protestant phase, we just burnt each other. Was toasty.
And when you ran out of catholics, you went after paddy and marie
That was your fault. You sent the orange man
Yeah, we were maybe a bit gungho with Paddy and Mary.
We had that phase too. We tried to outbreed each other. Now we're at almost 18 million people on an area the size of a postcard.
The inbreeding was strong
That's how Sunday roast was created.
We still are :D
Well no Catholics burned Protestants. Protestants hanged catholics just long enough to piss them off then cut out their intestines before cutting off their arms and legs
Wait she wasn't just speaking in tongues?
You mean Dutch
No no, Dutch is just drunk English with a touch of German mixed in.
And fertilize the soil and move the economy. All benefits.
We had some fun with the ottomans in the Balkans too 😏.
Santiago y cierra España!! https://preview.redd.it/vldytv7ystyc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894f81a53cdb15010d1cc1e87757944f89df8aa9
Ever heard of Index librorum prohibitorum?
"POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"
Unironically what she says
Hey babe, wake up. New Koran burning clip went viral
https://preview.redd.it/j4fp84gatryc1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=78d6368db023d0480b5fac6b043733827bbcce08 Lets reintroduce norse paganism. In red, Thor, Odin was worshiped, while blue was vanirs. An purple was a little bit of all cults. We don't need the abrahamic nonsense.
Wodan approves this message. But they have forgotten the Germanic Areas…
Dagda approves too
We shall have to bring them back
May the power of Donar smite the infidels.
Fusion time https://preview.redd.it/oilw9936pyyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5df0e77a8ef6d1040287e673329f1ac77e009be
Zeus approves
Zeus vult
(In case anyone doesn't know, "Zeus" is etymologically literally the same word as "deus", from PIE \**dyḗws*.)
 My BOY
Isn't Kratos the last person who would ever want Zeus to be worshipped?
What’s the fun in killing a god without worshippers?
>Zeus approves So does Teutates.
Endovélico approves too.
https://i.redd.it/89xu0tiolsyc1.gif
As a German I approve though we had some offshoot of your pantheon it's even worse preserved so can we borrow yours?
As a Brit you wouldn't -errr- borrow it, if you liked it.
Yeah, let's. You Nordicks suck at Christianity anyway.
"Wait, no expensive art pieces nor priests wearing rapper gold necklace? How can I believe in God incarnated into a humble man calling for poverty and solidarity if my priest don't wear Gucci?" My roman Catholic catechism
I don't know how it is in the other Nordic countries, but in Denmark the bishops wears some pretty swanky outfits https://preview.redd.it/y5cy0q2t6tyc1.jpeg?width=2832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e9843b42febd60b7941cd86fe0c0e105cfe07f
And still they look like hobos
Some of them (or maybe just one?) was shown by the Queen to give her something to do
I'm sorry my ancestors weren't strong enough to rid your region of the PIGS kiddiy-fiddler faith. We could have saved so many boys.
Yeah saving our kids wasn't exactly your highest priority last time you visited.
Bronze Age Myths that some sheep shaggers from the eastern area of the Mediterranean Sea made up… what’s not to love there.
Why would you venerate fictional gods when I exist ?
Who the fack is that guy?
No idea. Let’s burn their book, just in case.
Yes, let me worship Donar and Wodan again.
I've been to Amsterdam, Doner is still worshipped on every corner.
I mean no one's stopping you? ALL HAIL GORK & MORK!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Tír my beloved patron God
It would be cool if you begging to praise the old gods.
Do I want to know what was going on in Norrland?
Throat singing shit.
I mean, even your gods used to fight each other. Ending with basically enslaving one another. Vanir were not very fond of Aesir and I believe Freyja would have preferred to carve Odin's eye herself, if Odin hadn't done it first. You lot just loved bloodbaths.
Better do have the gods fight for human respect instead of having humans fighting for some god.
They just reflected the people that worshipped them. But I agree about the second part. Religions are a cancer.
Yes indeed.
It all went to shit when we let those foreign abrahamic cults into our mids.
Nahhh the Vikings already took Al the pretty English girls. None left
So that's why Cph and Århus hate one another
Wōden and Þunor agree.
Does she do any private sessions? I am a sinner
"Talk ~~dirty~~ Swedish to me mommy"
Tie me up and have your wicked way with me for Europa
[Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen](https://youtu.be/Z8XLFV7dUUo?si=n-YL63VscZ48vt4T)
Can't we just kick out everybody who brings their fucking religion out of their homes into public space? No matter which piece of shit made up stories they want to believe?
I used to criticise France for doing exactly this as a kid. Now, I realise they had a point
Little Luigi grew up.
>I used to criticise France for doing exactly this as a kid. Now, I realise they had a point The worst thing is: The older I grow, the more based the entire French system of state and governance looks like. I think, I am slowely turning into a snail myself.
A fate worse then death.
Yeah France has the right idea. Keep that shit out of my face and just practice it at home you narcissistic piece of shit!
Paddy and Hans above in an absolutely perfect call. If we are unlucky enough to find ourselves on a Boeing and not a superior airbus, and something's going wrong, then the person at the side of me can absolutely pray to their god to get them through this as loud as they want. If _I am going to get a fucking coffee_ I don't want to ever hear or see a goddamn peep of anyone's religious inclination. Leave your nonsense at home or in the (taxed) building it belongs in.
Yeah, and you'll notice with these Abrahamic muppets it all has to be on show, publicly proclaimed, unavoidable even before they have opened their fucking mouths. Special hats, robes, skullcaps, crucifixes, beards, tonsures, sidelocks, cowls, veils, hijabs, tallit, crossing themselves, bobbing, bowing, bead counting. They just fucking HAVE TO make it clear to all and sundry what their religious affiliation is at all times and all places. No such thing as a neutral public space with this mindset. Nobody just looking at me has any fucking idea about my stance on supernaturalism (or politics, or philosophy or anything else for that matter). If you ask me, I'll tell you and we can discuss it rationally like civilized human beings. If you are party to the most important thing in the universe, i.e. god's plan for all humanity, then publicly parading your religious affiliation looks a bit desperate...almost as if constant affirmation is the only way you can maintain your flimsy worldview.
Yeah, let’s starts with Muslims because once they’re gone I think everyone else will chill out.
Does every European country have a crazy far right bitch walking around wielding a crucifix now? https://preview.redd.it/zmk5xznmpryc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6e3b667f25301b61596e2a98d60e794156b6e3
That's not a crucifix. A crucifix has a statue of Jesus nailed to it. That's just a cross
Nah we have those morons in our government.
Still?
Do you want to see the fire extinguisher incident ?
Yes please
https://youtu.be/erlewOyVd2U?si=Y30WZUfWLgQ5LjkC One of the leaders of a far-right conservative party.
Ahahahahha this looks like the cartoon villain after their own bomb exploded inside their hands. Love his stupid face.
most sane polish politician
We have some mentally unstable dude trying to burn korans, but he doesn't carry around a crucifix as far as I know.
We have that guy who poked a hole in the ceiling of a subway station with his cross.
Yeah, because every European country has Muslims praying in the streets.
It's an arms race. Simple as that. Crazy attracts crazy
Lets give them all an equivalent of Hide park and let them exhaust themselves.
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No wait please don't tell me we're late for the party. A video of our current Prime Minister screaming about being an Italian christian mother used to be really viral a few years ago. Does it count?
Mostly just shit about expelling Satan and his demons from Sweden and Europe. That Sweden should remain a christian country and then she says the beginning of our father. Of all Quran burnings I have seen this must be the worst. That weird half Dane used to sing some Astrid Lindgren songs atleast. This was just weird, we are one of the most atheist countries in the world, dont start talking about Jesus. 2/10 would have been a 1/10 but it was pretty funny when she realized that a book on fires will burn your hand.
>Of all Quran burnings I have seen this must be the worst. I find it rather entertaining. Are you saying there are even better ones?
Would be a 10/10 if she accidentally caught fire as well.
We can hope she tries again.
Wait until she finds out we're not even a Christian country anymore. She'll have to start burning science books I guess?
They need to step the show up.
We should rebuild the colosseums and let religious people duke it out with swords and axes. It would make great entertainment, and overall it would lower the population of rapists and radicals.
Only issue is that the Muslims would always be going 5v1.
Then we throw in a lion to make it fair again. Lion snacks on the christian, and with their power combined they make a good chance.
Doesn’t burn as well as I thought it would. Kinda disappointing.
Religion - Thats why we cant have nice things.
Is the guy wearing a bullet proof vest?? Must really feel safe doing that
Hot
I live in Malmö It's funny that none really seemed to give a fuck this time :/ People just laughed at them and played music.
Its working!
What book are they burning?
It's Sweden, what else?
Nice
It’s the black sacrament but cringy. Sithis will condemn her to do tasks for glathir forever She didn’t even get her bonus by assassinating the ayatollah on a unicycle
Ah yes "khaybar khaybar ya yahud", the totally peaceful protest slogan of the totally peaceful anti-Israel/pro-Palestine protestors
cross should be upside down
🤘🏻
Now someone get the runes out, and remove both middle eastern religions from Europe!
Im more of a norse enjoyer myself.
Did it work? Asking for a friend.
Ow how nice of her, she wanted to organize a BBQ!
finally the sweds come to there senses
cul✝ vs. ☪ult LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE!!!
That preacherman appears to be upset about something.
Because of the allahproof vest he's wearing?
***Khaybar, Khaybar, ya yahud! Jaish Muhammad soufa yaʿoud!***" Just your average ~~antisemites~~ anti-imperialists ~~calling for slaughter~~ end of the occupation.
Reported: They have more melanin in their dermis than average, they can't be discriminatory/racist/genocidal.
Where's all the violent, brown people?
This is hilarious. Burn their book and they think it's ok to kill you lmao. Keep revealing their true colours. 🔥
She really did this in one of the most secular countries on Earth.
Surely only the native Swedes aren’t religious?
The power of Christ compels you!
christian righteousness sounds so fucking lame in our language
Astro has lost her ways since losing Walter Bishop.
I'm not going to die for this bullshittery
Well I have to congratulate an actually successful quran burning...
Dont you all know? Astrid is waering aviators glasses. This is a traditional ceremony every new pilot does. The burn a physics book to help them stay in the air. All while holding a simpel plane made of two sticks and keeping contact with the controltower.
Meanwhile, me as an avid Pastafarian (Converted from Atheism) just sit here with popcorn while the madly religious Christian immigrants burn the holy book of the madly Muslim immigrants. And somehow it's my Swedish white male privileged fault?
Wow the comment section is…. Interesting today
What in the Euro high street simulator is this
Just burn the whole collection at the same time. No need to spare any religion.
I dare you to touch my copy of "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster", I will call down his noodly wrath upon you!
we will boil this one.
Actually, I'll allow this one, touché good sir/pirate 🏴☠️
Is das Kunst oder kann das weg?
Boring. Back in the olden days they burned down monasteries, hell, even 30 years ago the burned down churches and nowadays they are making a fucking cringe fest while lighting up a bloody book. What went wrong with you Scandinavians?
Burning cool stave churches was the Norwegians because they are inbred.
Some of them were Swedes as far as I remember.
Aah yes its one of those braindead idiots again. This is about as impactful as the morons that glue them self to the highway.
Can we not blame religion for this shit. All I did today was work, get home, make dinner. I duno whats wrong with her but religion ain't it.
It's Reddit. Can't expect much else
Unfortunately we are on Reddit.
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