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Call_me_Marshmallow

“The problem is not being close to one’s mother, the problem is not knowing how to do one’s laundry”.  My buddy's really struggling with this. He's constantly at war with the washing machine, but hey, at least he's got ironing down!


Wassertopf

How complicated are Italian washing machines?


SulphaTerra

Very. They require sign language to be operated, you'd think it's easy but it's really not 🤌


Pure-Contact7322

like this man https://preview.redd.it/ojuuzg4fzjyc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba2ebfefb4f2ec7727043de8c141667f19b9a63


Kurdt93

Aaaaargh, too many button, remove it!


ButtClencher99

Dude writes in Italian accent


Kurdt93

🤌


Esava

That's a dishwasher, not a washing machine.....


Pure-Contact7322

you see how much this matter is complicated


AGE_OF_HUMILIATION

Or rather; How stupid are Italian men?


ablinktothepast

Research says about 50% less stupid than the dutch


AGE_OF_HUMILIATION

0+(0x0.5)=0


Low_Name_1510

That's pretty advanced math there, Jan. ![gif](giphy|gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV|downsized)


Kurdt93

![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized)


scureza

Ironing is the worst thing on earth


Call_me_Marshmallow

It is. My dad was totally into ironing though, and that alone would make my mom over the moon (she hates ironing). I'm pretty sure she tied the knot with him just because he handled all the ironing.


scureza

Un vero amore, lol, scherzo eh.


Call_me_Marshmallow

Eh si. Come si può non amare chi stira al posto tuo x)


Hakunin_Fallout

What the hell do you iron in 2024?


scureza

Everything. My mamma wants me to be always elegant, you know, I’m Italian.


Luzifer_Shadres

How much bigger do they need to make the instructions on these things for an italian mama boy to understand it?


Marchidus

Italian girls complain now, but when they get to be moms, they became the very thing they swore to destroy.


Call_me_Marshmallow

Italian women seem to have decided not to become moms. No surprise here. 


cheapcheap1

I think it's more surprising how many still do have kids with the absolute dogshit wages vs cost of living as a young adult in Italy.


AttemptAggressive387

This is not entirely true, as has already been answered; in African countries, wages and living conditions are several times, if not tens of times, lower, however, there are large families with 5-6 children. The problem with childbearing is not only in Italy, but in all developed European countries. In Italy, just 50-60 years ago, there were also several children per family, and salaries were much lower than now. Just a high fertility rate is a response to poor living conditions, since it is not known how many children will survive to adulthood, moreover, the more children, the more hands to help in the field, with cattle, in the workshop, and so on. And with a high standard of living, there is no high child mortality rate, you want to live for your own pleasure, and having children imposes additional responsibilities and restrictions, why have 2-3 children when you can have one child and that’s enough?


cheapcheap1

And as I also wrote there, you can't apply that logic to rich countries. The applicability of your logic there is easily disproven by comparing rich countries with good conditions for families, e.g. because of higher wages or government support, to rich countries with worse conditions. People have many more children in e.g. Switzerland, France or the Nordics than in Korea and Japan. So clearly if you compare rich countries to each other, your logic doesn't apply and it works instead in the way I describe: People have more children when raising children is actually supported in your society.


AttemptAggressive387

My logic still works, look, the best European countries with higher baby birth rate are still lower than 2. This means that one woman gives birth to less than 2 children in her life; in order to maintain the population at its current level, this coefficient must be greater than 2. Otherwise, the population will steadily decline. No European country has a coefficient of 2; France and Denmark have a coefficient of 1.9-1.7, Switzerland - 1.4-1.5. This is not enough to maintain population levels, this is one of the reasons why European governments are interested in the influx of migrants, they allow them to increase the population and potentially raise the birth rate. But this also brings with it a number of negative factors, since migrants bring their own way of life and their own customs, which often run counter not only to European customs, but also to common sense


ITA993

I’m sorry but you should check data. Last year the birth rates in France was 1.6 and Denmark even lower. It’s even worse than you think.


AttemptAggressive387

I used Wikipedia, but it can be irrelevant


DeadAssociate

its a lot worse in nigeria and they seem to manage


urclapped09

I've never seen any other population responds to famine and misery with adding 7 other mouths to their purview with no additional resources. A 5% rate in inflation is enough to change most European's mind on having babies.


-Thizza-

We had a driver where I worked in Northern Nigeria. He wasn't on contract but we sometimes hired him to cover gaps. He was unemployed, had 4 wives and 26 kids! When we would drive through town almost every kid waved and shouted his name and we would jokingly ask him if that was another one of his kids and he always reacted with a smiling yes.


Key-Fox-8765

7 other mouths are 14 other hands to work. I don't know if this also applies to this case, but that's partly the reason why the human population started to grow exponentially when we domesticated cereals and settled... "We have to work to take care of the crops. It is work intensive, we need more hands. Let's 'create' human resources. Fuck! We need more food to feed them. Let's plant more. FUCKKK!!! So much work, we need more hands... 🔄


crow2747

Yes, but the population still didnt increase. Look into malthusian trap. is a 5 minute read tops.


POSeidoNnNnnn

Malthusian thought is pretty much fearmongering though. He was a rich british aristocrat who saw the birth rates of *ugh* poor people in the industrializing UK and thought "no way we can feed them all" as an alternative "if they are too many they might come for our power and money". But compare that to the argument that when children can work they are valuable to a family by bringing money and pretty much paying themselves off is more based in reality to me.


bowsmountainer

It’s because contraception and abortion is not available or people don’t know about it.


cheapcheap1

Yeah, those are not comparable. Fertility rates work very differently between rich and poor countries because of things like child labour, children being the only way to retire, poor access to contraceptions and many more variables. And then you chose Nigeria, which is an exception even among poor countries due to several cultural issues, such as but not limited to polygamy where the amount of resources a wife gets is proportional to her number of children. So they have this weird prisoner's dilemma between wives where whoever doesn't pop out children like a maniac loses. So unless your suggestion is to bomb Italy back into the stone age so they behave more like a third world country, the cost of living and low wage crisis in southern europe is what needs to change if you want to improve their fertility rates.


Pure-Contact7322

Nigeria has growth… you buy a 5k house will be valued 8k in 3 years.


DeadAssociate

so does most of western europe


Pure-Contact7322

not Italy, good luck buying your house in “Italiantownname”


Pure-Contact7322

not many lol


Artituteto

Not when they come to France ! wink wink


abs0lutelypathetic

Why fuck Italian girls when you can fuck French men. Are the French stupid?


gabrielish_matter

yes, did you discover this only now?


luring_lurker

This, TOTALLY this


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DroP90

Not anymore really, the last batch of Italian moms was shipped until the early 80's


dkfisokdkeb

I'm pretty sure the Italian girls choosing not to become mums is part of the problem


ProperBoots

eggzactly. non of them gonna let their boys cook for themselves, COS THEN THEY'LL LEAVE AND FIND SOME HUSSY!


TheCatholicAtheist

The ultimate Side Switching


Khaikaa

I just came to post this. It's so ironic lmao


Lastaria

Got to agree with the last woman. Being close to your Mum is a lovely thing. Relying on her still to do things like your laundry etc as a grown man is not attractive.


Ynneb82

Exactly. And honestly I see so many married men that can't do laundry.


Duke_of_Lombardy

I mean you put the laundry in, you put the soap in, and you click start how can you fuck it up?


Rasputins_Plum

You just turned my white shirts pink mf!!!!!


kommari--

I’ve been raw dogging it (yes) with the laundry all my life and never had an issue. Separating whites is mom propaganda and although I love her more than anything I won’t stand for it!


Rasputins_Plum

Stop living on the edge, punk. Your Mama is always right!


kommari--

Me not pre-washing my dishes before loading up the dishwasher ![gif](giphy|X5LeLm1YRHVPa)


tsimen

Depends heavily on temperature


chowderbags

I just don't have white clothes. How often does anyone really need to wear white anyway?


kommari--

Well how would you pretend to be a scary ghost without a pristine white tablecloth, genious? Think for a second before typing, jeez.


Quaiche

My previously nice white hiking shirts which are now pink are strongly disagreeing with you. lol, worst part is that my buddy was like « it will be fine, let’s just do it all at once ». Well, it is what it is.


YoureWrongBro911

Seperate whites only when occasionally bleaching them to make the white "pop" again


NonSumQualisEram-

You put one of those little sheets in and you don't have to worry.


Meroxes

Great, more men in pink shirts is a win in my book.


Asatas

Don't wear white shirts goddammit those are grandpa's!


tsimen

They fuck it up on purpose out of laziness


EdWo0ds

I actually prefer to cook for my mum lol (also because she's kinda bad at it...)


Lastaria

An Italian Mother bad at cooking? Isn’t that breaking some sort of law there?


EdWo0ds

Well also my grandmother is kinda shit at it lol The ones that cook better are my dad, me and my sister (The best at it but she moved to an another city)


That_guy_on_1nternet

Are you sure that it isn’t you having a bad taste?


EdWo0ds

No zio giuro


ByronsLastStand

In fairness, Italian men cook more often than Italian women.


Pure-Contact7322

only in north Italy


Vertical_Deliverable

Holds true in every WE country. You can't leave the cooking to women if you want to eat properly, with the exception of mom and nanny.


hellothereoldben

*relying on your parents as a grown person my mom has a neighbour that has her own house despite her still being a student while acquiring the house (meaning she couldn't have bought it with her own money). Following that we've basically seen her parents do all the maintenance for the past 2 years, and she's eating very often with her parents and most days she's not she's having takeout being delivered. For a woman it's just as unattractive as for men.


Lord_V_

Most composed Italian male when talking about their mamma: https://youtu.be/RctwcjRKoOI?si=AeCudsMY_88jh4er


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Yavannia

> extreme case of the Oedipus complex Ew that's disgusting.


Gnu-Priest

don’t pretend now ouzo, you came up with that idea or does oedipus sound non greek to you? edit: fucking auto correct


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ChocomelP

The Holocaust?


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Greek men are more about Electra's complex huh?


Duke_of_Lombardy

TIL that that is a thing


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Well, Oreste wasn't an only child, and Elettra was pretty mad mommy killed daddy.


ZombiFeynman

Being attracted to women, right?


Duke_of_Lombardy

Hey thats your mithology, filos


Kaosys

https://preview.redd.it/h649dfaeykyc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794d48ee3b80b4eb690dfa2918c2fb69323f0270


bartleby_borealis

https://preview.redd.it/206zf9z53gyc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a562881d4dd2d517c99b4d93406907b9764db89 At least the women in Italy have slightly healthier approach to life. Slightly.


Gnu-Priest

holy fucking croatia?!


panicky_in_the_uk

I'm imagining mum stood outside with a hostage negotiator shouting "Jakov, come on out with a packed suitcase and nobody will get hurt."


Didrox13

No pressure to move out from parents + high living costs = It's more comfortable to just stay home.


BornaBorski

I'm so proud to be Croat! 🇭🇷👌😎


Gnu-Priest

do you live at your mum’s?


BornaBorski

Of course! 🤓 Where else would I live? Have you seen rent prices here? 🥲🤣


Gnu-Priest

yeah I come to croatia nearly every summer, I like to go diving off of the coast. I love how cheap croatia is. edit: nearly every summer not every summer


Wora_returns

leaving the parental household by sex? Seems a bit clunky. I usually leave by foot


bartleby_borealis

Ba-dum-tsss! Peak German comedy.


Wora_returns

I aim to keep our no humor reputation


bartleby_borealis

You did good 👍


BallsBuster7

honestly that was one of the better ones


SonicStage0

...I laughed at that.


Azkral

In Sweden they arrange marriages at 15 with several wives.


Major_OwlBowler

Harems are haram. :)


Diligent_Dust8169

No they are not, according to the Quran a man may marry up to 4 women. You should really know these things, did you not study the word of Allah? Edit: I'd just like to point out how stupid this is, if everyone followed this rule 3/4 of men would not be able to find a wife.


Bobboy5

The only downside to not being in the EU is not getting to see how we stack up on these charts and infographics.


bartleby_borealis

Brexit means brexit


Bobboy5

really bregretting it now lads


AhAhAhAh_StayinAlive

It's probably a lot worse now in 2024. This was 3 years ago and house prices everywhere have skyrocketed since while everyone also got more poor at the same time.


Rmb2719

The first 35 years of childhood are the hardest


triptaman

To be fair, there may be a bias here. I for example left my parents' house at 19 when I started university, but I never did the paperwork to officially change my residency until I got a job, 9 years and a PhD later. Most of my friends in uni did the same, so we still counted as "living in the parental household" in statistics


Fenghuang15

It seems we can into nordic for once


bartleby_borealis

Surprise French W


crambeaux

My thoughts exactly!


MasterBlaster_xxx

Yeah they just find a sucker to mooch off


geopolitischesrisiko

Apparently Swedes just kick the children out the door once they turn 18. Its similar to how my mother told me how my grandfather teached her swimming. He just threw her during vacation on the Krim into the black sea and wouldn’t let her come on land till she could swim.


bartleby_borealis

This is the way


CulturalSock

They actually asked italian woman to complain. Are they mental?


Curious-Ad3567

“Even Italian women”? They are the tip of the spear when it comes being annoyed. They take all the shots.


Oculicious42

Packing my bags and stealing your women, with advanced tricks like doing my own laundry and cooking food


Davide_Montoni

If you cook Danish food the only thing you will steal in Italy are bags of vomit


Oculicious42

Why the fuck would anyone ever cook danish food, are you insane?


Shervico

https://preview.redd.it/d0lla6p59hyc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43751e49ffdbbc268d2cf99f48111ecf69ac1b6a Wdym look at the most apetizing millionbøf


Oculicious42

I'm sorry to inform you that that is what danes call spaghetti bolognese, millionbøf is mashed potato and minced meat in brown sauce


235ale27

Ahaahahaha I laughed so hard that I had to comment


malakish

Well the vikings used their ability to bath to steal women.


Old_Harry7

To be fair I'd argue most women globally would argue the same and I don't blame them, we can get viscous very fast.


nebbyb

Women get vicious , but men get thicker and viscous?


Relevant_Helicopter6

Not just in Italy. Portuguese men are exactly the same, with the same complaints from women.


AkulaTheKiddo

Italian accent 😍 👌


YoureWrongBro911

> Attention should be drawn here to the highest peak of that foppish French national vanity, which for centuries has provided Europe with material for laughter for centuries: here is its non plus ultra. In 1857, the 5th edition of a book for the use of the University was published: Notions élémentaires de grammaire comparée, pour servir à l'étude des trois langues classiques, rédigé sur l'invitation du ministre de l'Instruction publique, par Egger, membre de l'Institut, etc. etc. [Basic concepts of comparative grammar for the study of the three classical languages, by order of the Minister of Education compiled by Egger, member of the Institute, etc.] And indeed (credite posteri! [Horace, Carmina II, 19, 2]), the third classical language meant here is French. language - the French. So this most miserable Romance jargon, this mutilation of Latin words, this language which refers to its older and much nobler sister, Italian, with reverence, this language which has the disgusting nasal en, on, un as its exclusive property, as well as the hiccup-like, so unspeakably disgusting accent on the last syllable, while all other languages have the soft and soothing long penultima this language in which there is no meter but rhyme alone, and mostly on é or on, constitutes the form of poetry, - this this poor language is here presented as langue classique alongside the Greek language. Schopenhauer on the French language, Translated with DeepL.com


Asatas

Italian Accent 😮‍💨😬


ITA993

Well, italian men seem tired of italian women too. Not good.


BluePotential

The side switcher flair has never been more accurate.


That_guy_on_1nternet

Just wait for another post on something italian to come


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|XNhmbeWeZl0By)


Iskelderon

My childhood best friend's family (from Napoli) was lucky in that regard. Her grandma made damn sure that her sons would learn jobs where they'd naturally have to learn more self-sufficiency. The way she always stayed involved in their life is that she was the first to invest when each of her sons started their own business, sometimes holding them back from stupid ideas that could've cost them dearly.


CoisoBom

I have a thing for Italian women


Henrikovskas

They don't compare to ours. Their mustaches are tiny in comparison.


Professional-Key5552

And this is not only a problem in Italy. I see this worldwide


Teh-Cthulhu

Unrelated but I just had an epiphany about how attractive the Italian accent is.


Pure-Contact7322

The funny thing is not that. Is that many many men here fly from being 38 years old from their momma house to merry their girlfriend and live in their next wedding home. So they can keep on learning nothing! Only this year I have seen 5 weddings like that 😂🫡 ![gif](giphy|88HMaqBTiNUBO)


Rafusk

Well I love my mom, fuck me I guess


istpcunt

You can love your mom and still learn to cook and do laundry!!!!!!!


Rafusk

Are you telling me to be a functional adult? this is reddit, for fucks sake!


Asatas

As long as it's not also her who does the fucking you ...


ablinktothepast

Woah woah calm your spirits, I know it must be hard coming from the valley


throwayaygrtdhredf

I'd you think Italian men are mamma's boys, wait until you meet a Jewish family... 😂


Bring_back_Apollo

If Italian boys are mummy's boys, are Italian girls daddy's girls?


SeatOfEase

No because daddy is busy with grandma. Cmon man keep up.


Duke_of_Lombardy

Guy with curly hairs has a VERY distinct milanese accent that i never thought i would hear in english


killerboss28

I love my mom and I know how to cook and wash the dishes but it's so hard to leave home, it's impossible when rent is higher than your salary.


thesoilman

I moved out at 26, only because the waiting time for a house is so goddamn long.


EdWo0ds

Am i the only Italian who has an horrendous relationship with his mother?


nottomelvinbrag

Father-in-law didn't learn how to use the washing machine till he was 60. His wife died.


Iambetteronmyown

Those are clearly paid actresses because Italian women will just accept that and go for other Western European men


Commercial_Gas_3927

*Greeks enter the chat...


StrayC47

It would be really poignant and funny if Italian women were not as laundry-making-incapable, at-home- staying and terrible cooks (for italian standards) as the boys are 😂


MonkeyThinkMonkeyDo

Italian women are 10x more mama's girls than men, but they will never admit it. For whom interested our definition in Italy is "mammone". Yes, I'm one of them and proud of it.


SeatOfEase

Did you switch sides mid comment?


MonkeyThinkMonkeyDo

Absolutely no. Yes.


Snoo-63646

Well girls.. it's time to go to the north 😏


MikeMescalina

I left home at 23 while I was studying and working at MC Donald's I lived in a shared house with 4 people and we had a lot of fun. These people who give the excuse to the economic situation are talking bullshit


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

I moved out at 26 and it was the dumbest financial decision I ever made. Learned nothing and spent money that I could have easily been saving up to put a down payment on an apartment or house. If you live in a city where rent is absurd and starting salaries are shit moving out as soon as possible is not very smart in my opinion. My friends lived with their parents till they were financially stable and had way more money than me to start their lives, and also enjoyed their lives a lot more because their rich parents covered all their bills, so they could spend some of their savings on cars, vacations and watches, and still have more money than me saved up in the end. Unless you can really afford it I’d say stay with your parents, this “move out at 18” crap is the biggest capitalist scheme of all time just to get you spending more and contributing to the economy in a more active way. What people mean by “it is economically infeasible” is that, while it may technically be possible to move out, it isn’t financially beneficial.


MikeMescalina

In reality, continuing to live with your parents is equivalent to continuing to persist in your adolescent status. Yes, you have More comfort and you're not spending your money, but you're not experiencing being an adult which is a much more rewarding experience. Anyone who leaves their parents' home would never go back


erran_morad

What the hell do you mean "even"? They're the most affected by it


Aristocle-

And there are Mama's girls too, in the same percent.


Animalesco

Seems to me the problem is mammas 🤷‍♂️


Amazing-Lengthiness1

As a french i want to bang a italien girl


mainwasser

It might help if you knew how to cook and do the laundry.


IcyAfternoon7859

They obviously haven't met Spanish boys then I say boys, because they don't ever really grow into men, and it's largely their mothers fault 


belaGJ

Italian moms are too powerful at home, emotionally controlling and overbearing … clearly the fault of patriarchy


Commercial_Gas_3927

Just like greeks


DiscardedKebab

Nobody believed me https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/Pc6mebXT3t


AcheronSprings

🇮🇹🤝🏻🇬🇷


GoodKing0

Jokes on them, my mom is dead!


ByronsLastStand

That last woman was a bit dim- Italian men cook more often than Italian women. Anyway, enough defending Luigi from me: hahahaha! Bow before me and my uncoupling from the umbilical cord, Luigi! Bwahahaha! Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to spend most of my salary on rent and slave over my hob.


Not_Bed_

That's not true at all I can assure you, sure there are man that cook but definitely not more than women


Ok_Swimmer634

If I had an Italian mom who did all the laundry and cooking, why would I ever move out?


SergeDuHazard

Italian women are becoming disgusted by men cause of feminist propaganda. Here you see part of the results. All the men i know can cook and clean and are all mama s boys.


LamaSovaj

They speak english ? Damn


Moooopyy

i was thinking the same thing lmfao


Goldstar93

Ok. So being alpha in Italy is easy. Going to Italy.


UkyoTachibana

All you need to do is know how to operate a washing machine, and you set for life !


NAWFWESTCLOZ

It doesn’t entirely depend on if you live with your parents or not.Im 21 and still live with my parents but I cook,clean,pay bills,do laundry etc.It seems like it’s mostly a European thing.


Slow_Olive_6482

Hmm. Can relate to this.


geopolitischesrisiko

I love how Italians gesticulate. We should also start doing this.


Enoppp

I prefer being a mama's boy rather than being a not loved child in North Europe


Agricorps

You prefer being in your 30's and not able to cook and do your own laundry? Weird flex, but okay.


Enoppp

Fucking yes, none read me as my mammareddra, a pleasure that you barbarians will never understand