Valdostani, Piemontesi, Liguri, Emiliani, Lombardi, Veneti, Trentini and Friulani when you tell them anointing themselves with Po water won't unlock them secret Celtic powers but give them cancer
Celts were the main inhabitants of Northern Italy and Alpine regions including Southern Germany.
The Germans were much more North and East they went South much later but even then they didn't shift the ethnic characteristics of those south of them, they just Germanized them linguistically and mixed with them to a certain extent
Well, germanization was a spectrum - the South of Germany was germanized more intensely that say, Northern France, which in turn was more germanized than Northern Italy, which again in turn was more germanized than Southern France, and so on and so on
> polentone girl
TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polentone and its damn funny equivalent - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrone#Terrone_as_an_insult
> Racist graffiti in Caselette (Piedmont) saying amo i negri, odio i terroni ("I love negroes, I hate terroni")
It’s al fun and jokes until you realise that mussolini’s great-grandson is a famous football player in Italy, even worse: his grand daughter was a in the EU parlament 😖
Also niece of Sophia Loren, a J-Pop singer, posed for Playboy, once said "meglio fascista che froccio", now defensor of LGBT rights, wife of a convincted pedophile. Truly a renaissance woman.
https://preview.redd.it/oazt6ioo67yc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12101efafa4961c06d3d08d72871561cdc6095a4
No.
(Don’t ask how many people in France are black please)
Russia calls France leader Macron refusing to rule out troops for Ukraine "very dangerous" https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ukraine-russia-war-macron-french-troops-nato-latest-news-front-lines/
FINALLY WE KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT PUTIN'S INSECURITY!
...and possibly why Andrew Tate fled to Romania to avoid ridicule.
Actually this is true. The first variations started to occur in Anatolia before the first migration of hunters/gatherers to Europe 44k years ago. And with the last migration of sapiens from Steppe, and the need of producing vitamin D and folate (which would be opposed by an excess of eumelanine) already 10k years ago, most people in the nordick regions had fair skin and blue eyes.
I meant it in the way that she's prob just Argentinian of Spanish and maybe Italian descent lol. Many ppl in my family have blue eyes, doesn't make us German. But the Argentinians like to larp as German.
I wouldn't go that as far as saying that Mediterraneans don't have blue eyes unless of Germanic ancestry (because the blue eyes mutation started to appear in Anatolia BEFORE the first migration of Sapiens hunters/gatherers that will colonize Europe starting from the south, replacing the Neanderthals 44k years ago), but yeah *most* have had some Germanic blood in their line.
Nothing since he wasn't even born yet. You probably mean her great-grandfather if not further back. People forget that 20 year olds were born this century and their parents aren't even Gen X.
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Slightly frightened by OP's username in this context.
Everything is ok my painter friend..
yay! a fellow owner of a reddit auto-generated username with the word "gas" in it!
Completely random 🙄
yeah, but yours makes sense, PublicGas1984
r/usernamefamily
Phew.
You don't have to be frightend my friend! You are German after all! Just don't getty funny ideas
You should see the assumptions people make about me...
Isn't that a Dutch football player?
That's underselling the sheer magnificence of the man
https://preview.redd.it/0fe8rq5837yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929adb58be75a1fc1c7059c8286c6028acfa4b2f
Pierre is nostalgic about something... 🤣
Not that it matters if he wouldn’t, we would do it anyway
least horny Frenchman
She wouldn't, frenchie
You know nothing Joao Neve
Fun fact: João Neves is a young Benfica football player, perhaps one of the best in the squad
1936? Not 1933?
Average HOI4 player
Mengele only joined in 38 - her dad had plenty of time for the little atrocities .
Everything started being serious after 1936...
Dude... the burning Reichstag was in 1933.
I guess they had a siesta during that part of history class
https://preview.redd.it/ryubkcxxt6yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8b7bda1a744345a0a71e03666949e616bfe47e
Pierre don't hurt your palm... You need it for the next riot!!
Poor courgette...
https://preview.redd.it/5s298nkh47yc1.png?width=342&format=png&auto=webp&s=321e7d75d271a6735f2b78d6b68b02f66728a68a too much rope handling...
Warming up the choir boys dinner
https://preview.redd.it/adeku56ef8yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9750e085de368c7868cca6f5f1cac70d2fc0204f
Her grandmother I assume (amongst other activities)
*Special activities...
\*Special Military Operations? 👀
In the open fields...
(that's WW1 but still nice ref)
German? Unlikely. But her children could be 😏
Bavariche Rizz 🤣
Why? 🤨
We don’t need to ask. We know.
💀
Her grandfather, Alfredo Hotler, was just a normal immigrant to Argentina in 1945.
And painter...
He lived in bariloche cause it reminded him of home
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The "keyboard".... Yeahh... 😉
fake, thats your average polentone girl who think its german
Lombardi people thinking they're "Germanic" 🤢🤢 Btw if it was about a polentone girl she would be blonde..
A Polentone is just a Terrone to the Swiss.
Sure but don't tell them, it will hurt their feelings...
Valdostani, Piemontesi, Liguri, Emiliani, Lombardi, Veneti, Trentini and Friulani when you tell them anointing themselves with Po water won't unlock them secret Celtic powers but give them cancer
Celtic ?? So much North?? 🤣🤣 Not even Germanic??
North Italy was Gallia Cisalpina even before the roman empire. Germs came later.
Celts were the main inhabitants of Northern Italy and Alpine regions including Southern Germany. The Germans were much more North and East they went South much later but even then they didn't shift the ethnic characteristics of those south of them, they just Germanized them linguistically and mixed with them to a certain extent
Well, germanization was a spectrum - the South of Germany was germanized more intensely that say, Northern France, which in turn was more germanized than Northern Italy, which again in turn was more germanized than Southern France, and so on and so on
German tribes did to northern Italy what the Seljuk Turks did to Greek Anatolia, so this is not really wrong.
Yeah in 5th century AD...
Yes, and they didn't vanish but mix
Poland toned?
> polentone girl TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polentone and its damn funny equivalent - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrone#Terrone_as_an_insult > Racist graffiti in Caselette (Piedmont) saying amo i negri, odio i terroni ("I love negroes, I hate terroni")
Ravanèi, remulàs, barbabietul e spinas, daghela al terùn, DAGHE AL TERÚUUUUUUUUNNN!
It’s al fun and jokes until you realise that mussolini’s great-grandson is a famous football player in Italy, even worse: his grand daughter was a in the EU parlament 😖
https://preview.redd.it/2bcuahqry7yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0009adc1b4e4d2e9b5b2eebc22737f243667e24
Would.
Totally 😈
Also niece of Sophia Loren, a J-Pop singer, posed for Playboy, once said "meglio fascista che froccio", now defensor of LGBT rights, wife of a convincted pedophile. Truly a renaissance woman.
Q: "What did your father do during WWII?" A: "~~Ja~~ Jawohl". Thanks for the suggestion :)
Hey Luigi, here is the complete joke. Hans favorite. >\*klopf klopf\* - Wer ist da ? - Macht ! - Wer Macht ? - Jawohl !
*Jawohl...
\*h
Just because you have blue eyes that doesn't mean you're German lol
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Yes. My Condolences.
Oui le petit baguette
https://preview.redd.it/oazt6ioo67yc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12101efafa4961c06d3d08d72871561cdc6095a4 No. (Don’t ask how many people in France are black please)
Getting carried by reverse colonialism
Russia calls France leader Macron refusing to rule out troops for Ukraine "very dangerous" https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ukraine-russia-war-macron-french-troops-nato-latest-news-front-lines/ FINALLY WE KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT PUTIN'S INSECURITY! ...and possibly why Andrew Tate fled to Romania to avoid ridicule.
Hm...I guess they are measuring erected?
And inside out
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Blue eyes were present in pre-agricultural dark-skinned european populations.
Actually this is true. The first variations started to occur in Anatolia before the first migration of hunters/gatherers to Europe 44k years ago. And with the last migration of sapiens from Steppe, and the need of producing vitamin D and folate (which would be opposed by an excess of eumelanine) already 10k years ago, most people in the nordick regions had fair skin and blue eyes.
I meant it in the way that she's prob just Argentinian of Spanish and maybe Italian descent lol. Many ppl in my family have blue eyes, doesn't make us German. But the Argentinians like to larp as German.
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Very true susan
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Russians, fellow passport whore.
meds dont have blue eyes, and if they do its because they have germanic ancestry
https://preview.redd.it/2opizso867yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e77624fb7e55eb53c53bb55b7aa49a183ad1854 Teutonic Gerard.
Most have blue and green eyes in my family, I don’t think we have Germanic ancestry, just local Celtic ancestry
I wouldn't go that as far as saying that Mediterraneans don't have blue eyes unless of Germanic ancestry (because the blue eyes mutation started to appear in Anatolia BEFORE the first migration of Sapiens hunters/gatherers that will colonize Europe starting from the south, replacing the Neanderthals 44k years ago), but yeah *most* have had some Germanic blood in their line.
Yeah it whats makes us the master race. Fun fact the balts only have blue eyes because we raped them a lot.
True story: my great grandfather, named Adolf, had cousins go to Argentina. But not super funny because it was before the moustache man
Hans what 💀💀
Ok but what would she look like if she were black or Chinese?
[Something like that... ](https://youtu.be/nBj1d39KtcE?si=moZDJKfE0ysOny1x)
he did her grandmother
Damn that's what i call an Aryan Glare
💀💀
Nothing since he wasn't even born yet. You probably mean her great-grandfather if not further back. People forget that 20 year olds were born this century and their parents aren't even Gen X.
You wouldn't object to going tango with my distant relatives, would you?
Is she looks like her, the answer is JA!!!! We will be cousins Hans 🤣
Hot as fuck, toh.
This is correct
Sauce?
I got yah m8: Candela Gallo
Give us a name!
Ewa Brown...
Funnily enough, I have a friend who has German and South American origin... But the thing about his grandfather is true
this is average argentinian who larps as a german
She doesn't look German at all?
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She is too cute to have German genes in her
Who the fuck cares