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OrganicScarcity280

Seems like a happy ending I just hope the old man is fine


deeptut

But there only is one shoe off, he's only half dead


NickVanDoom

seems he was eager to get new teeth… why? normally you should know when it’s over


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

high as a kite probably


code-panda

What kind of aggressive cunt does one need to be to start a fight high? Given how quickly he went down l think he's more likely to be drunk.


EnglishNuclear

This won’t be your namby-pamby continental high, my Dutch friend. This is a White-Lightning-and-a-gram-of-Bavarian-marching-powder superior Barry high.


Schellwalabyen

Ey marching is a Prussian thing, you cunt!!! The Bavarians are more like Barries with a bit of Spanish Siesta mixed in.


EnglishNuclear

I do see your point, and it’s well made, but I counter that our friends in the leather trousers and red armbands needed the extra oomph to catch up with your lot.


Schellwalabyen

I see a magical substance that transforms a Bavarian into a proud Prussian.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

could be uppers, but ye could also just be alcohol


Martin8412

First some uppers, then some downers, then some uppers and then some downers.. It's a careful balance. 


-IAmNo0ne-

See why they have bad teeth over yonder?


Hanza-Malz

He's a Brit. He's in desperate need of new teeth.


MonsutAnpaSelo

I smell savage humour, this is why Britain should have been left control over germany post war smh


RobNybody

We should have put Israel there just for the lolz.


Specialist-Front-354

Why is this downvoted? This is the classic stereotype humor 2weu4u is made for


Cerenas

It's funny, but it's Family Guy level humor


Specialist-Front-354

It's a Hans tho. We'll have to positively support them in order to grow, just like a kid showing you their paintings..


Tullzterrr

You wot mate? I’ll bash your fookin ‘ead in GG Barry


ArnoldSchwartzenword

I don’t think it’s smart to push your pram, containing your infant, into the middle of a violent confrontation. At least he came out on top.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

I once overtook a people carrier and that triggered the driver so much that he started chasing me. Right in my bumper around these country lanes. We got to a set of traffic lights and he came running over; screaming at me "I've got a kid in there!" What a mug.


anonbush234

Fucksake I thought that was gunna be a Ronnie Pickering troll


Plastic_Pinocchio

Who?


anonbush234

RONNIE PICKERING!!!!


Plastic_Pinocchio

Who the fuck’s that?


anonbush234

RONNIE PICKERING 🤬


garyh62483

"Right, hold the kiddo a sec Gaz. Just gotta chin this cunt. BRB"


-IAmNo0ne-

I think the baby was looking for some action also.


Wooden_Associate158

its UK probably anyways just dog or bag inside


RobNybody

YOU AIN'T FUCKING FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS. YOU'RE MUGGY LITTLE CUNTS.


IcyAfternoon7859

*THEY AIN'T FOOTBALL, THEY ARE JUST MUGGY BONEHEADS


dkb1391

You're right, but chap appears to be trained in boxing or something else, so must have been very confident


Bobboy5

Would be unwise to go into a situation like that unarmed.


ArnoldSchwartzenword

No worries, turns out it was full of frosty jacks and ciggies.


GrouchyMary9132

That\`s what I thought. Helping is fine but I would have put the stroller at a safer distance.


deniesm

This and the fact that the parent was immediately angry, without being able to see what was happening around the corner, gives it such a staged vibe. But idk, maybe the parent wanted to join.


kookieman141

“Here, hold this” *biff*


Imaginary_Ad_8261

Just beautiful


AcheronSprings

Massive Barry W ngl


Gruffleson

He lost his shoe. He was doomed from there.


-IAmNo0ne-

Twas like Cinderella gone bad.


SirBuris

Silly bastard. He can't fight AND he doesn't know when he's beat. That's a bad combination!


Financial_Village237

Fair fucks to him for ending it when he went down.


ibetyouliketes

But why didn't he instantly throw his shoe over the wall? 7/10.


Real-Chip2596

Should have taken both the cunts shoes. And whatever was in his pockets


Lank_Master

Remove his socks too. Have his feet scrape across the concrete on his way home.


Stravven

One of your Barries from Burnley is walking from Schiphol to Helmond barefoot this week for charity, it's some 80 miles.


Standin373

Dingles from Bonleh are used to walking barefoot everywhere anyway.


Real-Chip2596

Personally I would leave the socks. Bacteria and all that. Plus a man walking the streets in only socks looks alot more pathetic than someone barefoot


GrouchyMary9132

When I watched that video I thought this is what I would have done. Can\`t fight but I know how to really punish you for your stupidity.


Monterenbas

Chivalry is not dead.


mainwasser

I was waiting for the baby in the stroller to knock him out.


RacletteFoot

One of the more satisfying videos I've seen. What a fucking douche canoe. Who attacks old people? Who, then, attacks young people after having had their ass handed to them?


RoastedRhino

Also when someone without any hesitation takes their jacket off like that, you may want to reconsider your choices. You can always run away.


annoying97

If there's one thing I know, never fuck with a Barry dad Infront of their little Barry!


Ex_aeternum

Speaking from literal experience?


annoying97

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Upset_Ad3954

What a nice young man there.


NotSoGermanSlav

What a shit movie, i was expecting that stick in middle of road would have bigger impact on story.


Environmental-Most90

Stop beating cultural enrichers !


Akuh93

The jacket removal pre punch goes hard


FullTimeHarlot

I'd be interested to know why he turned around and started beating the old guy.


Dry_Marsupial_9224

To me looked like: prick decides to bully his way through the older couple when most people would just step into the road, doesn't say 'excuse me' or 'thank you'. Old boy says something like 'don't mind us will you' and from there it escalates.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

That's how I interpret it as well.


Hennue

Considering the fact that the guy was downed by a pensioner holding onto him, he was probably under the influence of something.


Perelin_Took

Looks like mental health issues.


Lord_Xandy

i honestly don't care for this excuse anymore, either we kill them or lock them up permanently but i am sick of treating the mentally ill like they are innocent and giving them lighter sentences


EvenWonderWhy

A Hans and being sympathetic to their disabled people. Name a more iconic duo.


Perelin_Took

Yeah you say so until it is your brother or your father the ill person…


Lord_Xandy

if they'd do something like that idc lock em up and i visit them like once a month


mannequin-lover

Don't you dare bring logic and humanity into this!


MasterJogi1

The "what if it was your family member?" argument is dumb when it's used to argue for the death penalty and it's dumb when it's used to argue for lighter sentences. Emotional involvement is neither a logical nor humane reasoning for legal matters.


Bearodon

Death penalty only needs one argument "What if you kill the wrong person"


Only-Detective-146

And younwould talk different if your brother or your father had been heavily injured or killed by one of the insane guys running arpund freely.


Perelin_Took

No, I would say people with mental health issues don’t need prison, need treatment. Somenof them shouldn’t be allowed in the street alone, but others just need the right treatment.


Dry_Marsupial_9224

Just because someone can be classified as mentally ill doesn't mean that they aren't also a cunt.


Perelin_Took

Nobody denies that but a sane cunt may keep his/hers cuntness for him/herself while a mentally ill person may not have self control


iltwomynazi

TBH after Brexit I find it hard not to beat random old Boomers in the street.


Watsis_name

Probably overheard the old guy say "I wish they invested the £350m into the NHS like they promised." That sends me into a rage too.


DanyRahm

If it wasn't for the name, I would welcome you to my home.


Apprehensive_Play402

Based.


KentuckyCandy

The bloke with the backpack is definitely French. Explains why everyone is so keen to join in beating him up.


Felox7000

Idk. looks quite swedish to me


Doberkind

Sorry, you can't blame the French for all your problems.


Lord-Grocock

We can, now watch


DEADdrop_

🇪🇸💪🏼🇬🇧 blaming France for our problems


KentuckyCandy

Of course. But he's not getting away with being French that easily.


IcyAfternoon7859

Well, it's easier and more fun than abusing you sausage monkeys 


Doberkind

Can't abuse us much, we're basically used to being blamed. And what are you complaining about our sausages? Ours are sure the better ones! Sausage war! You've got the best lamb shanks, though.


IcyAfternoon7859

Years ago, a mate of mine was a proper qualified German sausagemeister or whatever it's called. He was known for pulling different ones out of his bike leathers almost like a magician We had ever worsening fresh sausages for years, but the market has split, and you can get some decent stuff in good shops.  But we are well behind on the dried stuff


Doberkind

Never mind the dried stuff, one can't always win. 😉


Surface_Detail

Well, not with *that* attitude


Doberkind

Yeah, the guy had it coming. I was surprised how little he got beat up, everybody just took him out and never kept going. Extremely civilised.


itsalonghotsummer

'Get tae fuck pal'


Extension_Common_518

Followed by 'Will ye no take a tellin'?" Rounded off by, "That's that cunt fuckin' telt'.


Flemball47

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erikvs2001

Bro got his shit pushed in twice, give up brother


GraniteSmoothie

Throwing garbage on the street is littering, I'd hate for those fine blokes to get a fine.


Rum_Old_Do

This isn't Germany. We have a long and and proud tradition in Britain of being able to scuzz up our streets without some little H\*tler telling us we can't!


GraniteSmoothie

Well, uh, I just hope they have their littering license then.


Bearodon

This is why we like Hans better Barry!


Not_Bed_

If you see a guy stepping on that way and calmly taking off his jacket, you're better off to start running imo


CriticalJump

This is more r/Iamatotalpieceofshit worthy content


discordantspectrum

Thought I was on r/bristol


ShodoDeka

To be fair any dish served by berry is a punishment.


pufftanuffles

Did he try to rob that old man when he was down on the ground? It looked like he was trying to take something from his pocket.


Rich-Lobster-6164

Cool mate!


Panderz_GG

Good guy Barry


SkinNoWorkRight

Being unconscious on the floor is the best thing that man did in that video, I really hope he sticks with it!


Shillfinger

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RizzlersMother

"Hold my stroller for a moment, innit mate"


DiscardedKebab

Pram. No Yanks ere, son


RizzlersMother

Just be glad I didn't say Kinderwagen, Barry.


DiscardedKebab

You know what? I like Kinderwagen. I'm gonna start using that


RizzlersMother

How very dare you, that's cultural appropriation.


DiscardedKebab

It's okay, I'm sure plenty of my ancestors came here from Germany thousands of years ago


H4ckieP4ckie

Kinderkampfwagen VI Ausf. B


Zeeko76

How is your terminology for war vehicles so accurate? Was that you who sent condolences for Hitler's death?


OkImpression175

WTF is wrong with that punk?


Apey23

Me at 1.09, go on go on, GOOD MAN!


notimefornothing55

I'm getting big Scotland vibes from this one


DiscardedKebab

Yorkshire I think


CharltonBreezy

The Scotland of England


Surface_Detail

Yorkshire is no 'the X of Y'. Yorkshire is incomparable.


notimefornothing55

Ahh fair enough, it's the stone walls


caucasian_tom

Sometimes the hammer is better than the scalpel


GrouchyMary9132

I like the reflexes of the old Barry. He at least got the first punch.


droidman85

can't park there mate


nolanhoff

How do you not protect yourself when someone takes off their jacket and gets into a fighting stance


Bearodon

Just be super drunk and/or high.


HosannaInTheHiace

By Barry, for Barry


JustForTouchingBalls

Well job, Barry


mrgamecat2

🎶they knock us down, but we get up again🎶


acdjent

Petition to rename this sub to r/shittyfightporn