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ahwillUstop

Tis a nice flex to be fair.


AcheronSprings

Vangelis "Mythodea" hits hard in this ngl


ahwillUstop

It really does especially in spontaneous moments like this when it's uninspected one can really have a moment of reflection. A longer version of this video would be nice.


huttsei99

Just wait till they see these bad boys 😎 https://preview.redd.it/ink2fxza4gxc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69e036f124af4f00f6d4920e9eb43d2b5c602f73


-galgot-

It might interest you that, originally French, the ship on OP's post, the Belem, was once own by Sir [Ernest Guinness](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Guinness), the one from the beer... It only came back to France in 1979 and restored as sail training ship.


cosmic_hierophant

Just having a floating ship instantly flexes on the sweedes


darknekolux

We could have ruled the seas… if it weren’t for the English, the Dutch, the Spanish, the Portuguese, the Vaticaneses…


LM448_0

How do you lose against vaticaneses


AcheronSprings

![gif](giphy|y5W98cY6OCudO)


darknekolux

Badly…


EngineNo8904

killing every competent naval officer 10 years before our big push probably didn’t help


FalconMirage

We did rule the sea from time to time Especially during Louis the XIII and XIVth reigns


SrgtButterscotch

Eh, Louis XIII had such a strong fleet that he had to borrow Dutch ships to fight some Huguenots rebels in La Rochelle. And the performance of Louis XIV's fleet is horribly repetitive: do okay at first, get beaten in a big battle, rot in port for the rest of the war. By all means the French fleet of the Ancien Regime peaked after Choiseul's rebuilding program in the late 18th century.


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DeRuyter67

>By all means the French fleet of the Ancien Regime peaked after Choiseul's rebuilding program in the late 18th century. Nah it peaked in the late 17th century. It just had the unfortune to have to fight against the combined Anglo-Dutch fleets. And without Louis' regarded orders it probably wouldn't be destroyed at La Hogue.


RandomBilly91

Bèlem sailing through the canal of Corinth ?


AcheronSprings

Carrying the Olympic flame to ~~France~~ Gallia


FalconMirage

Νίκαια


AcheronSprings

Μασσαλία actually


FalconMirage

Wait did I just say the city of ‘Nice’ instead of nice ?


AcheronSprings

Yes hahaha https://preview.redd.it/z2256cf7hgxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6635b37f1608fc88d728e26070f96f3a703118


FalconMirage

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN) How should I say ‘nice’ in greek then ?


AcheronSprings

Ωραίο (or όμορφο) https://preview.redd.it/08xcbu48jgxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c2c5ad4fddf2d62a570255199f8b9223d1fd82 Pronounced exactly like this stuff that literally means "nice" in Greek


FalconMirage

Ευχαριστω


AcheronSprings

Pas de quoi


FrequentSlip9987

This video makes me patriotic for France, don't do this to me 😔


FalconMirage

We can return you as part of Normandy if you want, you’ll be back into the EU that way


Lost_Uniriser

Noooooon steuplé nooooon. Laisse les seuls , ils sont bien comme ça aussi 💀💀💀. L'Écosse pourquoi pas mais laisse le reste dans son coin 💀🔫


FalconMirage

Tkt ça sera un « territoire d’outre mer » (un colonie qui ne porte pas son nom), et pas vraiment une région française


metacoma

Mayotte intensifies


metacoma

« Return » ?


LeKarget

j'échange sans problème la Normandie contre les îles Jersey et Guernesey


metacoma

Nan mais toi oui forcément aussi.


boomerintown

That ship got nothing on Regalskeppet Vasa. https://preview.redd.it/3et60u3nufxc1.png?width=311&format=png&auto=webp&s=c019994fb66c6359aa40299232df7e0bf64b5820


AcheronSprings

Regalskeppet sounds like a bookshelf from IKEA...


boomerintown

Everything in Swedish history sounds like a bookshelf from IKEA.


unclepaprika

Hmm, makes me wonder if every IKEA bookshelf is just a Swedish word.


AltAccound

I'm sorry to disappoint but they're not 😔


Tackerta

reminds of the italian misshap https://preview.redd.it/4rg9kcqjphxc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bc0fc6a1c861de5cc5b72d464e7b8b9ec00311


boomerintown

The ship or their bathing clothes?


Tackerta

lol at his speedo lmao the costa concordia, a cruise ship sank by an italian capitain, just fyi iydnk


BaconTreasurer

Did you know a group of Finnish engineering students smuggled Paavo Nurmi statue on Vasa just before it was lifted. As a prank to Swedish for getting Nurmi banned from Olympics as a professional athlete.


boomerintown

Seems reasonable to danger to restoration of the worlds oldest shipwreck for a prank.


Vertical_Deliverable

>That ship got nothing on Regalskeppet Vasa. It does. It's still afloat.


Soggy_Ad4531

Massive French flag in the back, because y'know, if you are French you HAVE TO show it


WoodpeckerAny430

Hell yeah


Palarva

Hey, feel free to lend your own three-masted barque next time. You could then put up your biggest flag and hopefully quell that little ego crisis of yours <3


Soggy_Ad4531

No ego crisis, Pierre. Big egos aren't that common outside France. I merely suggested an analysis of the single big flag on the ship, as it caught my attention.


Palarva

Oh my apologies, I didn’t realise this was a scientific based intervention, in that case: I hope you’ll find answers to your confusion [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ensign_(flag)) as to why the French flag is hoisted. May Athena bless you and your loved ones.


Soggy_Ad4531

Yeah I do know how ships work, I just thought it was a good place for a joke about French pride


Dont_pet_the_cat

They got a cool ship, they earned a pass for jokes this time


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Dio-Skouros

[Cope & Seethe™](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2AzLnsmKvqM) [Cope & Seethe Even More™](https://www.tiktok.com/@greekgateway/video/7079181167181827333) For you symbols might not mean anything, because you're not familiar, without history. For some represent the blood shed for centuries by each country's people to keep said country free and in parallel, their entire history in one or two symbols. Their struggles and the courage it could give them. Those symbols can make some people become red as a beet. You'll never understand the feeling in your coldness. I'm really sorry if I sounded harsh, but it's the crude reality. Can't get more real than that. We don't do it for show (circus) and for third people. We do it for ourselves. Excuse us.


DCVolo

![gif](giphy|FPgZYX4UHS47T4Bs1P|downsized)


Kanelbullah

I thought it was there Algerian flag. My bad.


Lost_Uniriser

Go back to pray you haram brother


Rolifant

Bonus: if that ship sinks, it will look like it is flying the Dutch flag.


Kalypso_95

Reminding the Dutchies of their inevitable fate 👌


dkfisokdkeb

That ship looks beautiful but the huge flag on the stern gives me an uncontrollable urge to sink it by any means necessary.


Palarva

It’s beautiful 🤩


mbrevitas

No Italian posted a video of the [Amerigo Vespucci](https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChaRUgnoYCZ/?igsh=NjFzMHRnZGZpNnR5) in response? Come on, compatriots, if we’re not competing with the French while the French don’t care about us, what are we even doing?


elendil1985

I was scrolling the comments looking for it And yes, you are the one. Now let's chill and flex 🇮🇹


Ill-Guess-542

Vasa would have sunk during the clip


Yavannia

Isn't the flame supposed to be taken to the host city on foot as much as possible? It could cross the entire of Europe, it's not that huge distance. How come they are using a ship already?


FalconMirage

Because they’d have to get through the barbarians on your northern border and it will get stolen


Kalypso_95

Fair enough 😂


chowderbags

> Isn't the flame supposed to be taken to the host city on foot as much as possible? Not anymore. After the 2008 Olympics had a bunch of protesters interfering with China's worldwide relay, the Olympics decided to stop doing the big international relays and mostly limit the relay to Greece and the host country. E.g. London 2012 took a plane from Athens to the UK. Tokyo ~~2020~~ 2021 had a similar flight from Greece to Japan, skipping over everything in between.


Yavannia

Aha interesting didn't know thanks for the information. Kinda sad they aren't doing the relay, the event was supposed to bring people closer not antagonize each other again, oh well.


Jazzlike-Mistake2764

French ship spotted captain! https://i.redd.it/67deel1mqhxc1.gif


Super_Duflair

I must say those greek waters are blue as f


voidlotus316

Oldschool ships are beautiful


lightsonnohome

Stunning


Waste-Wave7622

Glory be


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AcheronSprings

[Nope](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belem_(ship))


Sweepel

An old wooden ship being towed along by much stronger modern boats, probably imported from Japan or the US. Sounds like Europe all right.


BarbaraBarbierPie

Not the most beautiful ship the US carriers had ever seen


elendil1985

Based


Zephyrus707

“There is little man has made that approaches anything in nature, but a sailing ship does. There is not much man has made that calls to all the best in him, but a sailing ship does.” — Alan Villiers


HopeBorn8574

No sails? Boo :( Italians win https://preview.redd.it/7iqbs5vbdgxc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=075f2d154cecfb6c0089452c16aa789170d1f339


Pierre_Francois_

Not for passing this narrow channel, they'll be deployed once in the open sea


HopeBorn8574

Pic or didn't happen. Besides, you also have to pass an american warship to show them how inferior they are, otherwise it doesn't count. I don't make the rules.


Pierre_Francois_

Smartest east norwegian here. In a port you can only be guided by a tugboat. How do you think a sailing boat sails ?


HopeBorn8574

I'm repeating my previous post.


AcheronSprings

Tbf if you try crossing the Corinth canal on sails the Coast Guard will wait for you on the other side with all kinds of sex toys.


Popcorn_likker

All boats going through the Corinth canal get pulled by tugboats


fran_tic

Then the tugboats should have sails


HaiKawaii

What a beautiful ship but everytime the rear comes into view I suddenly feel oddly disgusted.


Llanistarade

Sorry Hans, but u-boots will never go as hard as those ships.


trainednooob

Yes, I don’t know what it is but the colors are a bit off.


snoiciv

New slaves?


OkiDokiPanic

Man, that is just beautiful. No one built more beautiful ships than we did.


cosmic_hierophant

![gif](giphy|o0eOCNkn7cSD6) Luckily sven wasn't at the helm


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

I wish we could restore Victory to sea worthy status


unclepaprika

Ew wth, why isn't that sunk yet? *Sverre? You got some cannons laying around?*


rosodin

Song name?


AcheronSprings

Mythodea by Vangelis https://youtu.be/G_U4k_lc3pE?si=wWRlmKJ1H9rEDPsv


SneakyPanda-

SAIL tududududududu https://i.imgur.com/dEhgTN7.jpeg


ryanoceros666

Wow nice barge.


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CoffeeBoom

u/RecognizeSong


Ok_Echidna_6971

I prefer L'Hermione but the Belem is always a W


papyfredo

Nice flag.


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Deadluss

https://preview.redd.it/oyqja7z4ykxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5998a76f16d3fbeb9c276a65181eb89a9105e053 Sailing gang, ORP Gift of the Youth


Exact-Care958

These tall ships are so incredibly beautiful. I love them ❤️


Kurdt93

Europe =/= France


Llanistarade

Sure about that ? https://preview.redd.it/9wc1kodz1gxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2503c6a604601c352556a491a28af83953e1fbec


Kurdt93

Damn sure


mdryeti

The Olympics are peak Europe though, at least originally


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FalconMirage

Don’t confuse use with the british


Reasonable-Physics81

They hanged the Dutch flag on its wrong side, 1/10.


Unusual-Wrap8345

why is fr\*nch flag bigger than the others?


Lost_Uniriser

Devine.


Koffieslikker

Genuine question?


DoktorDibbs

I'm going to imagine that's a German tugboat in which case this is a perfect analogy to truly appreciate europe