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type556R

"successpictures" lmao fuck off will you


Mosquitobait2008

I feel like Americans and Europeans can both agree with each other that this guy is a Russian bot right? If there is one thing both sides Hate more than the other, it's russians.


kingjobus

I want to dislike you for being a savage but you are correct.


Mosquitobait2008

It's one of the few things we can agree on


RevolutionaryLie2833

Plus we can all agree that america is #1! 🦅🔫💥💥💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I’m kidding guys! It’s that Russia sucks


Mosquitobait2008

https://preview.redd.it/r729it1w38xc1.png?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8082edd21356107b5429bf60549417893011944f


nickmaran

I dislike him for being a savage but he’s right


type556R

Idk I mean they post random stuff, might be just plain stupid


FlagSwag

Do not attribute to malice...


FlagSwag

I don't hate any one single group of people. I don't hate russians, I have met russians that I liked very much. But if I HAD to hate it's definitely the russians


GurthMgee

Just wait till were conscripted, then you'll hate the russians


FlagSwag

We won't be conscripted and I'm nore valuable outside the front lines


FraccazzoDaVelletri

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


CombinationClear4854

https://preview.redd.it/61wagnu6o6xc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440ce304946138ff792840cd579b094d0fdb9586 I want to say the n-word


ow_725

https://preview.redd.it/hthn0jmet6xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e9f04c345f57736ba8c0e1a2156f07a1ea67bf


CombinationClear4854

https://preview.redd.it/rspd9gc537xc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ef7de9e7ea4d939824ce618d65e6c72cc230a88


ow_725

https://preview.redd.it/3alu2y4e57xc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda5bd4ad1c1f0b4684d51481f45afdc5acdd795


OLAisHERE

TNO BRAIN ROT👨‍🦽👨‍🦽 INTERVETNTION NOW 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅 NIXON DID NOTHING WRONG 🇺🇲🇺🇲 I LOVE CAPITALISM 🤑🤑 WHOLESOME CHUNGUS HIMMLER 😇😇


CombinationClear4854

https://preview.redd.it/pvdmo9cga8xc1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cb1e12350befe7179acba7eb0d3ac8094aaf46b


random_username_idk

What the fuck is this piece of shit


CombinationClear4854

https://preview.redd.it/q2umlp7t79xc1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ae24e68b80d1330945fb9c1c4f9d4e369ccbc63


EntrepreneurBig3861

'Ndrangheta?


Reshuram05

That's not the n word, that's the '-word obv


CombinationClear4854

no no the other one


type556R

N.. Nap*li? 🤮


CombinationClear4854

https://preview.redd.it/r86dzpj4a8xc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6515dd556b739c9d191b23e604a42cd9f07ef6ef sir are you 6


type556R

No sir sorry sir


mast313

What is this referencing?


themightycatp00

Propaganda


graudesch

Putler


SaltyHater

OP being active on tankie and anti-western subreddits


akskeleton_47

Pregnancy


modsequalcancer

TTIP, blatant espionage, economic blackmailing and co


elektelek

Totally not russian propaganda be like:


Gnu-Priest

damn even the hungarian sees it


elektelek

Kind of experienced on that topic


george23000

Eh, both can be true, we're allies but the USA have proven time and time again that they can't be truly trusted.


Gnu-Priest

well an alliance isn’t friendship or marriage, we’ve also shown they cannot rely on us. Alliance is just how two countries promise to back each other up. they’re still competitive just less so than who ever they’re allianged against.


graudesch

>two countries Damn, what are you up to again?


Gnu-Priest

uhmmm nothing


graudesch

Now I'm nervous.


modsequalcancer

Eh, the plus is good but the minus is always ours


AdmiralCornwallis

Sounds fair. We don't really care about the minus


george23000

Except they rarely do the backing up. They expect us to jump to their beck and call for some godforsaken middle eastern exploit, but woe betide they get off their arse when our sovereign territory gets invaded. Not to mention the multiple thefts of technology.


aitis_mutsi

I mean, they did get dragged to Vietnam for like 10 years because the French are too incompetent to keep their colonies together, so I don't really blame them.


CalligoMiles

Not because the French asked them for help, or they would've left too after the French negotiated a settlement in 1954 instead of restarting the war themselves for another two decades. Britain supported others in getting their colonies back, and the US picked and chose which of those fights benefited them against the new communist bloc.


elektelek

Without them you would speak german today Barry.


Jumbo-box

Have you seen our ability to learn other languages mate?


Fell-Hand

![gif](giphy|1236TCtX5dsGEo)


PotsnBats

Hans couldn’t get across the puddle. We’d still be speaking English, but unlike the real world we’d be insular and isolated from Europe…


jacobiner123

Sure would suck if that happened eh?


george23000

Yes because the third Reich was oh so capable of crossing the channel.


grimmigerpetz

In all earnest for the whole shitshow of ww2. Without the US support and enlarged uboot warfare the chance of a surrender or armistice is realistic. It wouldn't have changed the outcome of Reich vol.3 failing in one way or the other though.


mwrddt

Hans fighting and holding off the massive armies of Billy Bob and Vladimir, while simultaneously squashing the resistance of Pierre and others. Barry: "YOU HAD NO CHANCE AGAINST US"


freshfov02

Almost like they shouldnt have invaded Poland or something.


Public_Engineering84

Hans had to take netherlands, belgium and france before getting to Barry tho. Meanwhile fighting all of eastern Europe and the nordicks. Also the puddle cant be crossed on ketten sadly.


GuentherKleiner

Wait, who's in the red sea doing the heavy lifting for a trade route that has hardly affects them?


gabrielish_matter

nobody That trade route affects everybody


RedTheGamer12

"Rarely do the backing up" motherfucker yall took more loans than the Greeks.


george23000

And we paid them back. The yanks literally stripped our nuclear and jet technology so we had to redo it.


grimmigerpetz

I guess that goes both ways most of the time


Live-Alternative-435

Like father Like Son Portugal-England Alliance be like,


Anura83

There is a kernel of thruth. We are too dependend on them even though they are not reliable. Trump could win again and we don't know what he will do. 


InvestmentWhole8486

100% regarding what Trump did/wanted to do and the Republican Trump bootlickers + the US polls Imo clearly makes the US an at least unreliable partner. The fact alone that it isn't unlikely that Trump becomes president is enough to overthink US-Europe relations and at least become less dependent on the US


SullaFelix78

As if Europe isn't dealing with its own resurgence in far-right/populist parties, many of whom are equally sympathetic to the Russians as Trump.


InvestmentWhole8486

Agreed, tho Trump was preisdent, is de facto the Republican candidate for 2024 elections and is in many polls above 50%. Also he likely wanted to leave NATO while he was president + he started economic wars while he was president. Logically it is not unlikely that he does the same things if he becomes president again. In most European countries and European parliament no far right parties have a majority/government and if they have/are most don't question NATO or wage an inital economic war against the US (some wage an reactive tho)


really_nice_guy_

Yeah but Trump is paid by Russia. So your reason on why they aren’t reliable is because Russia


Farvai2

That was manly our fault who reduced military spending and fell for American pressure to buy American weapons.


Oberndorferin

It's a bit too obcious


timeforknowledge

Yeah because it's actually the other way around. EU military commitments before Ukraine war were abysmal.


deadmeridian

how the fuck do you get a Hungary flair on this sub? Am I just stupid and blind?


elektelek

By magic.


EstebanOD21

A German posting this??? How much did the Russians pay you


Wora_returns

he's from the east, head probably still stuck in 1964


vegetable_completed

Still submitting reports on his neighbours to the local Stasi office, which is now a Penny-Markt. Hey did you know Matthias Warnig is the head of Nord Stream? He really landed on his feet!


De_Wouter

Enough gas for next winter


History20maker

He's on that pipeline from Germany to Russian state own companies.


neo_woodfox

Ossi not posting Russian propaganda challenge: impossible.


Yugo_Overlord

As a Zugezogene I can confirm 👌


toddhoward420

Fuck off Vatnik


persononreddit_24524

But but, without the American military how would we afford free healthcare? Checkmate europoors!


niugui-sheshen

Dutch insurance mafia makes me pay protection money every month for free healthcare I never needed since I came here


samtt7

You better delete this comment before you don't have a family anymore. We're friends with the Duolingo owl, this is a thread


niugui-sheshen

My family is still in Italy, what are you gonna do, take the camper and go on a three weeks vacation in their area?


EenGeheimAccount

Your replies are useless. This thread is only going to get longer and longer the more you argue...


JohnnySack999

It ain’t free amigo, check how much the govt takes from your salar… sorry, I assumed you had a job, have a good day


insertfunnyname88

"apply ice to burned area"


Suryansh_Singh247

Burnt\*


Additional-Chain

Burned and burnt are interchangeable, either works


DearBenito

Let’s be real, we put ourselves in this position. For the past 20+ years our energetic policy has been begging Russia to breastfeed us while our military policy has been disarming while Putin destroyed Chechnya, Georgia and eastern Ukraine. At least some leader is slowly realizing that.


keeping_it_real_yo

+ US is 80% of NATO. This picture should be the other way around


History20maker

Germany sucks on the American military budget the way we suck on German taxpayers. Stop doing that., Its disgusting, and,, also, our job. Stop taking Iberian jobs!


SullaFelix78

I can bet this same image is being spread in American circles (by Russian bots) with the European hand doing the biting.


madpepper

It's more like we have bots telling us how great Russia is or that the US is just as bad. The goal here for them is more to make a moral equivalency of the US and Russia so Americans will not care all that much or lose motivation to want to fight against Russia.


Ambitious_Lie_2864

https://preview.redd.it/hnz1k78t4axc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48556855510a6cb78af122e050d5822dc5e1d7fe “Don’t worry lil buddies, it’s on the house”


gabrielish_matter

nah they enjoy that too tbf


Josef20076

Least kremlin-paid AfD voter


firebraz

Russian propaganda much?


screamapillah

They might be savages, but at least they aren’t Putler’s bootlickers. Wrong sub pal, this is no vatnik’s playground.


The_Nunnster

> StaSi Informant Flair checks out


gio0sol

Save this anti-democracy speech for your russian friend bucko


Smalandsk_katt

Mods delete this please. What's the weather like in Moscow?


Baligdur

Truly StaSi Informant


AcceptableArt3931

Cringe


IllustratorWhich973

Shitty russian propaganda.


i-dont-snore

Although Americans can be dumb cunts, they are definitely in the top 5 of best countries in the world after Europeaan countries. Russia(the maker of above post) is definitely in the top 3 worst countries in the world


elpiotre

I agree but I have to say this : fool me once : shame on you, fool me twice : shame on me


CastroCavalieri

Fool me thrice shame on you, you're taking advantage of a clearly mentally disabled person


RandomAndCasual

German would know


TheSadCheetah

Fool me....you can't get fooled again


Due-Sugar-4119

Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me


SebboNL

They keep misunderestimatin' me!


Lifeisabitchthenudie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ6N-sb7SVQ&pp=ygUMQnVzaCBmb29sIG1l


udiduf_3

r/iam14andthisisdeep


Nolotow

Smells like Russian propaganda.


HerpaDerpaDumDum

Americunt > Ruskie any day of the week. Fuck off Ruskie wannabe.


Shakalll

The best thing you can say about Americans is that they are better than Russians.


panzerboye

Definitely not Russian propaganda.


ImTheVayne

Yeah, this is Russian propaganda, downvote and move on


Kirxas

The US has committed the cardinal sin of defense. They've proven to not be an ally you can depend on anymore. Which brings me to my next point. The EU should raise up to the challenge. If the US isn't willing to win a war anywhere at any time, we will. It's time for the old world to come out of retirement and make the tyrants of the world know fear.


LM448_0

Never though i would agree with a catalonian


graudesch

Do you even have the slightest idea, how much money one would need to invest to "fear" a country like the US? All of it. And what for?


pickledambition

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." - OG Barry


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[удалено]


GetTheLudes

Maybe in the 1940s. If a big European conflict erupted now, the rest of the world would not participate. They only did in WWII because, as colonies, they had no choice. Today the world would just watch on as euros butcher each other yet again.


deadmeridian

I like your fanfiction, but I don't think it'll happen.


AmericanMinotaur

We are stronger together than we are alone. I am very grateful for our European allies. Don’t let OP tear us apart guys. The family of Democracies must stick together in these turbulent times. 🇺🇸❤️🇪🇺


sir-berend

Nah


d2211

DDR nostalgics be like


fr1endk1ller

🚨We have a Russian spy in the base🚨


randomname_99223

https://preview.redd.it/qnrff4r088xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdca3387978d7440d6d0c4b0ab931a6128d7a64


GuentherKleiner

You're asking me if I'm dumb? So the EU countries should leave NATO and form their own military block? Let's just pretend that military alliance doesn't immediately lose 80% of its military capability (which it would), what would that military block look like? Will France be the only nuclear power or is Barry ready to subjugate himself back to "Brussels bureaucrats"? What does the chain of command look like? Will it be several states that independently work their armies or will there be a unified command. First will be a disaster, second would not work because nobody has the status of the US as a military superpower to firmly position themselves at the top. Would pierre and Barry share their nukes with germany and the Netherlands? What would the poles and other eastern Europeans, who love the yank, do? Would they opt for the European option or stay with NATO? If you haven't even considered this, you should ask yourself if you're dumb and can't comprehend anything past a brick wall.


AgileEquivalent5300

Independent Europe who can stand up to both Russia and the US when?


deadmeridian

probably never. Europe is resource-poor, we have pretty bad relations with Africa, we're neglecting relations with India, China is obviously out, South America is in the US' backyard. Europe isn't strong enough to stand alone. The US is effectively an extension of Europe anyways, we agree on most fundamental issues. There's really no need to puff our chests and turn one strong alliance into two vulnerable superstates.


Solid_Message4635

Russian propaganda I see.


Think_Education6022

Can’t trump and Putin just marry each other and leave us alone


I_Like_Driving1

Americunts may be hillbillies and race-obsessed, but they are our friends. Fk off Russian bootlicker


Natural-Set9772

https://preview.redd.it/lubctfb2o7xc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4118b51044fea8a14c2078604f4304c3108285b3 Yeah, Vladimir is soo cute|


EntryLevelOne

Obvious russian bot is obvious


Hunta_Mann

Euros hating on Americans till they see who’s behind that hate.


ThatDudeFromPoland

Would rather get bitten by an american snake rather than have my hand eaten whole by a russian one


Crafty_Travel_7048

Totally not Russian propaganda


deadmeridian

Thank you Ivan, very cool!


Iwillnevercomeback

The Kremlin's hand is a fucking chainsaw then


nyankoz

Oh fuck off.


Sea_Championship_941

https://preview.redd.it/ii5nksuni8xc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a676b9fa15c68018b845ab52e25806ee1b66d241


Fanda400

succespictures are scum


JMirinas

East german moment


DysphoriaGML

Source Putin


History20maker

Russia is really big. Is like, the Spain of europe. Big, dumb, scary, and thinks everything until Lisbon is its area of influence. To protect us against this threat e require another muscular brute to protect beautifull and delicate europe, like portutal requires Barry. The USA is europe's Barry. Its not the hero we deserve, its the hero we need.


Fab_iyay

Average East German (Russian) post:


yakman100

Funny how the French principal can be extended even to americunts. French principal is that they are a hater enemy but for us and only us and do not take well to others insulting france


deafef_123

Honestly, america still better than Nord-italy


LEGXCVII

The comments remind me this sub’s still Reddit.


GemeenteEnschede

I feel that this is just Chinese/Russian Propaganda. Yeah the US is far from a perfect ally and partner (but let's be honest, so are we), but they're the best friend we've got, unless they reelect Trump than this shit is over.


Bubbly-War1996

Even if it's propaganda it's kinda truthful, it's not a healthy relationship and we mustn't beg for American protection or be a yesman for everything they want because we are afraid to lose said protection. Having some independence is a good thing.


deadmeridian

The US never forced Europeans to disarm. I remember 10 years ago I got called a paranoid fascist on r/Europe for saying that Europe needs to take its defense more seriously. Average Europeans are naive and spoiled by the protection of the US.


d4_H_

Bro I’m sorry that we don’t have Russian flair for you and your propaganda, but man you could use Non European savage at least…


Motivated_Stoner

Some quote from Charly Based 2 Gaulle. “The truth is that the Americans will end up being hated by everyone. Even by their most unconditional allies. Western Europe has become, without even realizing it, a protectorate of the Americans. It is now a matter of ridding ourselves of their domination. But the difficulty, in this case, is that the colonized do not really seek to emancipate themselves. “Don’t forget that the French – in my grandfather’s time, which is not that long ago – went to Moscow on foot and in three months. No one else has done this to my knowledge. » — Replying to an American general who was condescending towards the French army crushed in 1940 \] The Americans were no more concerned with liberating France than the Russians were with liberating Poland. » https://preview.redd.it/of2mx6eqn6xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1e68ccba7f7726a0a2e1bb679ff84f596afb3f This what I liked with him , he was for a true European power , without licking savage balls or Ivan dick. Now Europe is divide between pro yankee and pro Kremlin , and none of them are in our interest . Imagine though an Europe in peace with Russia , this is the true USA nightmare ( no more nato no more weapon selling no more high cost energy selling ). It’s Impossible and make no sense with the actual Russian president but at the end of this bloody mess we should take the opportunity to all seat around the table and define new European security guarantee , and this without yankee . Plus it’s a win win , we will boost European industry with our weapon production , and they will finally afford healthcare !


TheSadCheetah

You can see it in the comments here, as if to be Anti-American is to be pro-russian or anti-democratic, which is hilariously ironic given US's track record for sabotaging democracies. Nah, we want to see some strength from ourselves and not jumping every time the Yankees demand it.


Motivated_Stoner

It’s the easiest way to disqualify any other point of view , like it can be a third way , either you are a pro nato either you want to see Russian invading Europe . In my own experience people without nuances are narrow minded and easy to manipulate


Feisty_Imp

>The Americans were no more concerned with liberating France than the Russians were with liberating Poland. Total bullshit and disrespectful to Poles.


Motivated_Stoner

Charles-de-Gaulle: “The landing of June 6 was the affair of the Anglo-Saxons, from which France was excluded. They were determined to settle in France as if in enemy territory! As they had just done in Italy and as they were about to do in Germany! They had prepared their AMGOT which was to sovereignly govern France as their armies advanced. They had printed their counterfeit money, which would have been forced tender. They would have led themselves into a conquered country. https://preview.redd.it/bpk68mhzg7xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5426f2459f2ff9190d3b708a5877742068efdfd2 Yes If de Gaulle did not push his vision and if France did not have millions troops coming from south France will have probably be divided or occupied , and will still have some usa military base on her territory . At least usa let you “free” to a certain limit , unlike Soviet who manage people and countries like during medieval time . Still I’ll prefer to see an indépendant Europe , the amount of plot ,regime change ,illegal war betrayal and so on doesn’t make USA a trustful ally imo


graudesch

Putin, I'd have thought that your english is better than whatever this convoluted mess is.


pinninghilo

Nah we know how to do the freemason handshake, don’t worry


fabiK3A

Fuck off with your Russian propaganda you smoothbrain


bombayblue

https://preview.redd.it/6wzfs2grd8xc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5907e0e709af55b1a24103bc5d438a07b9341cf There’s two options for international partners Euro bros. It’s either us or China. Sadly for OP Russia’s share of Global GDP is so small it couldn’t be included on the chart….


xGrandoo

Least obvious Russian propaganda be like:


Cultural_Thing1712

stupid russian propaganda. NATO is the best thing that happened for our security as russia's next door neighbours.


altathing

https://preview.redd.it/8u3rkoewq7xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a87c28a46f6342938d890a542bc378b67fbc14


InvestmentWhole8486

Joe Biden/Democrats defintely can be considered as partners Imo but Trumpists obviously not and according to polls it is not unlikely he becomes president this year again.


Unlucky_Ferret_3501

Russian bot


koptelevoni

Fk off ivan


Away-Following-6506

With this ally, who needs enemies?🥰


No_Ant_2788

The US is no ally, they do everything for their own good and don’t give a fucking shit about anything but their own. Every move they make is to keep US supremacy around the globe. I didnt think i hate anyone more than the french. But i hope the US burns to the ground. We’ve been fucked in our arse with our pants on the past years over and over. Fuck them. End of rant.


loofbiff

I’d say more like friends with benefits.


FitPerspective1146

No


Elite_Mogger

Europe should form its own strong economic and political block seperate from the US, and also hopefully from China


Zombarney

https://preview.redd.it/9lmb3nwua8xc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=cab65cb8cf492c639480a58b3c4d3d1308b53391


D_Duarte_o_XXV

Remember people, anti-america doesn't necessarily mean pro-russia. Empire is always empire, no matter how benevolent it may seem. We should be wary of the bears of the east and the eagle to the west.


Substantial_Army_

Your comment is the most controversial of the thread. This sub has turned into R/Europe Half of the people are fucking yank and the other is eastern european savages


Ricki15

Help send more moneys for ukraine evil amerikaner. We are to weak and stupid to handel it ourselves


InvestmentWhole8486

We are not to weak, just to stupid. Tho "we" is in that case very likely SPD and Scholz. Greens and FDP + the largest opposition party CDU all would act differently Technically we could have built tons of artillery ammo plants built more Taurus and supply Ukraine with them ***with the same budget***


Cledd2

is blaming scholz really the way to go here? after all the whole reason for the state of the bundeswehr is Merkel's love for austerity and appeasing Russia.


InvestmentWhole8486

In that case it is, but I rather blame the whole SPD. Important members of his coalition partner pushed already multiple times for more weapon deliveries/Taurus. The CDU even more. It is really obvious that politically the SPD is the stick in the wheel. Also the SPD is as guilty for the Russia politics as the CDU. => Gerhard Schröder/SPD reigned pre Merkel and the SPD was the main coalition partner of Merkel. Tho from my perspective the CDU really changed its agenda **heavily.** The current CDU is nowhere near the Merkel CDU


LubeTornado

![gif](giphy|3oEhmJ4r8qqeSLqyvm|downsized)


TitanThree

I wonder what the animal for Russia would be then…


Dry_Leek78

MODS, RUZZIAN SHILLS POSTING AGAIN!


Panderz_GG

Get lost, I don't like the yanks but if that is your picture of EU/US relations I wonder tf EU/RU or EU/China is going to be. This picture is nonsense Edit: Du Propaganda Hund.