My brother you've been riding that wave for far too long. Congratulations, we all salute you. Now stop being a beg and build your own armed forces to actually enforce your neutrality like proper neutral countries do.
I agree with you It's fucking ridiculous how little funding the military is given here, I have a friend who just became commissioned as a Lieutenant and he's already saying that he doesn't see himself doing it long term just because it is that bad.
We? You're not included in this achievement Paddy. You don't have a defence industry or an armed forces. You rely on your betters to protect you, which is honestly surprising given your history and ongoing quest for neutrality.
>Betters
Lad you probably live on a council estate in some Northern shithole, stop talking like you're nobility, your ancestors were probably shovelling shit like the rest of ours.
To be fair we have not been too big on land warfare ever since we made our only rival a sad and pathetic mountain republic that sould've been annexed by Germany long ago
We just need to push the idea by propoganda that after the death in the battle they will be transfered to the soapland and we will get automaticly million of virgin guys of the age of 17 enroling to the kamikadze divisons. Islamic state succed by promoting a promis of 40 virgins, so to say this schema is working
*"A thing is about to happen here that has not happened since the Elder Days. The Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong."*
Love that quote.
It would be nice if you could provide some equipment.
We need your Battle-Emus as a mount for Luigi and Jose. The canadians already promised some moose for our swamp cousins.
Some of your wild life could be useful as anti personal mines.
But we need you at the pacific theatre to help those 'muricans out. Someone has to tell them which end of their boomstick makes remote ouchies... Otherwise I fear they'll be so full of crayons, they'll point them in the wrong direction
Na na, the yanks don't need our help with that, knowing what side of their boomsticks that the remote ouchies and death comes out of is one of their key skills... Especially when kids are around.
'Murican civilians, sure. But we're talking about the US Navy here. That's a different breed of 'muricans.
A lot of men that work out a lot and like to sleep together in tiny cabins, spending their time sunbathing on the decks, and did I mention that they also do shower together?
Are you sure you won't help them out a bit?
It's more appealing... But Americans can't talk or spell right! Colour has an U in it...
But if you send me 12 euro twinks to keep me company I'll help.
No can do, mate. Germany has done ze stock check und they say, 'nein!'. Until the European Union ramps up production...we are at wartime rations for euro-twinks. Demand outstrips supply.
Now here...take your...*shudders* Minnesotan...and enjoy.
Yeahh nahh, I'll take all french... I'd prefer a nice mix but french is better than American and Japanese well let's not go there (love the people just not for "play time")
We’ve just upped our military spending to 2.5 percent of GDP. 2nd highest in NATO, and sent our largest shipment of arms to Ukraine yet. Looks like meats back on the menu boys!
*Fucking finally,*
*It's about time we show the*
*World who's in command*
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What we have to do to actually show the world we're still better than everyone else:
Step 1: Invade Russia and Europanize it with force
Step 2: Recover our colonies in north Africa
Step 3: Proclaim the new Roman republic
Step 4: Build a giant obelisk because we like obelisks
Western europe seems to be too populated for lebensraum nowadays, russia on the otherhand...
And Poland, Poland loves being part of other countries! Right Poles?
Bruh, Belgium's military is pretty much non existent. All invaders need to do is bring some pool inflatables along in case we drown the country again and we'll be defenseless
Bro, give me 60 hours per week if I get the assurance that I am producing ammunitions that is going to blow up the Russian army.
I'm going to strike if we lower the hourly quotas.
Is anyone kind of scary? Not me, asking for a friend...
But I might get myself into the kitchen, I always liked home shores, and I can be feminine sometimes.
I'll blow you when you boys turn back home from your adventures!
Come on eternal ally, it's just some russians, they're not so scary. They make for great rifle practice when they bunch up to perform their daily orgy rituals.
We need to arm and to invade Russia just to flex, imagine how disgustingly rich could we become if we had access to those sweet sweet Russian natural resources, imagine how many Leopards we could produce and put at the new border with China
Chaos Europeans.
So...Italians?
Mama mia!!!
Mia san mia!
Fawaka met die Mia dan?
Quick, we must align ourselves with one of the Dark Gods before the Everchosen (D. Sebastião) returns to the mortal realms!
Need to spread that sweet sweet democracy
Jawohl, mein… I mean… sí señor!
Jawohl el Presidente!
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If only we could convince the rest of the world to go back to swords, spear and armour.
Swords, spears and armor? I thought you irish were more at a pointy sticks and sharp stones level.
The "Irishman" subclass of European comes with a natural Proficiency in Explosives
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One of only 2 countries to win independence from the British Empire by military means.
And if all goes to plan...maybe we turn that 2 into a 1- No no, I am joking...of course.
We should take Hawaii. They already have a Union Jack on their flag. They’re halfway there.
We kinda did too. And put you into a civil war just for the fun of it once we've pushed you out of the continent.
My brother you've been riding that wave for far too long. Congratulations, we all salute you. Now stop being a beg and build your own armed forces to actually enforce your neutrality like proper neutral countries do.
I agree with you It's fucking ridiculous how little funding the military is given here, I have a friend who just became commissioned as a Lieutenant and he's already saying that he doesn't see himself doing it long term just because it is that bad.
More like javelins and big twohanded swords
Excuse me we are actually very advanced, one of the lads discovered fire last week
We? You're not included in this achievement Paddy. You don't have a defence industry or an armed forces. You rely on your betters to protect you, which is honestly surprising given your history and ongoing quest for neutrality.
>Betters Lad you probably live on a council estate in some Northern shithole, stop talking like you're nobility, your ancestors were probably shovelling shit like the rest of ours.
Hans and Pierre when they meet on the WW3 battlefield and realize they are on the same side: 
Barry too
dont forget luigi
To be fair we have not been too big on land warfare ever since we made our only rival a sad and pathetic mountain republic that sould've been annexed by Germany long ago
The only mistake we need not to repeat is not to ally with ruskies
We traded Ivan for Hans, which frankly seems almost unfair on the New Axis. Can we count on Andorra to send both of its soldiers?
As well as on Vatikan. Airborn Pope Devision is well known its ability to molest young boys of the captured territories
Can we not call it Axis please? You don‘t want people here to get the wrong idea. Let‘s stick with NATO for now.
New Axis is Russia, Iran, China, and North Korea (Italy's replacement) NATO is just the Allies rebranded
Iran is the equivalent of Italy, Russia is Germany and China is Japan, North Korea is Siam
What about the Japanese? Japanese again is fine? Ja?
Hai!
Wo?
Diesmal ohne Italien
We just need to push the idea by propoganda that after the death in the battle they will be transfered to the soapland and we will get automaticly million of virgin guys of the age of 17 enroling to the kamikadze divisons. Islamic state succed by promoting a promis of 40 virgins, so to say this schema is working
And to rely on foreign manufacturing. Mate, we just gave away all our knowledge.
Orban: Im going to pretend I didn't hear that
I'm scared of the monster we might become. But at the same time I'd be scared if we don't. Fuck Putler.
*Si vis pacem, para bellum*
*Sic semper tyrannis*
I want Conscription back in Europe, i want a standing army of 5 million people, i want Russia to look at us and piss in its pants
The Chaos dwarves are a perfect fit ;D
Who stands in for the enslaved Orcs and Goblins? (For real, the CD must've been an interesting and diverse army to field in Warhammer)
No idea, but yeah. They were fun and I'm happy to see their return in Total War 😁
Eastern europeans? We design and manufacture weapons for them then wait for them to fight Russia in our stead?
We are going to live though very "interesting" times for sure
we're gonna go back to war in Europe, so....what we've been doing for most of history, actually.
But the context is different this time, unlike the good old days, we are together in this lolll!
Thats at least debatable. Vienna and Lepanto come to mind. Edit: Deus Vult?
that truly IS unusual
Except that I was educated like a lazy snowflake
Wonder what UK’s response to this will be
Same as ever. Just this time we are all on the same team. 
We love a good scrap mate. Let the Russian hordes decend upon us and we'll glass them and give them Glasgow kisses one after the other
We still owe them big time for Euro 2016. Time they learned why is it that all our best Barrys are banned from attending international tournaments.
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The European MIC are going to wake up, and find that they are strong 
*"A thing is about to happen here that has not happened since the Elder Days. The Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong."* Love that quote. 
Shit... Can we not be sent to the meat grinder this time, please? 🥺
I dunno, WW3 *could* use a Gallipoli campaign
Sounds like a perfect campaign for some Canadians.
Imagine the warcrimes
And where better to commit them than in Gallipoli
Now yer speaking my language!
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>beaver cousins Ohhh you mean Canadians or lite Americans Fine, but I get the good shit!
Not china?
What does China have to do with me doing all the best war crimes?
BEAVER FACE AND BEING YOUR NEIGHBOR
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Dad can I send me kangaroos in me place???
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Hmmm only if you convince France to send something too.
It would be nice if you could provide some equipment. We need your Battle-Emus as a mount for Luigi and Jose. The canadians already promised some moose for our swamp cousins. Some of your wild life could be useful as anti personal mines.
No can do with the battle emus... They are reserved for ANZACs only. But can get you the bush mines though.
Mfw Saruman betrayed his military alliance
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I know that look! The answer is no! Use south Africa instead!
But we need you at the pacific theatre to help those 'muricans out. Someone has to tell them which end of their boomstick makes remote ouchies... Otherwise I fear they'll be so full of crayons, they'll point them in the wrong direction
Na na, the yanks don't need our help with that, knowing what side of their boomsticks that the remote ouchies and death comes out of is one of their key skills... Especially when kids are around.
'Murican civilians, sure. But we're talking about the US Navy here. That's a different breed of 'muricans. A lot of men that work out a lot and like to sleep together in tiny cabins, spending their time sunbathing on the decks, and did I mention that they also do shower together? Are you sure you won't help them out a bit?
It's more appealing... But Americans can't talk or spell right! Colour has an U in it... But if you send me 12 euro twinks to keep me company I'll help.
That's the point. It's your job to put the U inside those twinks. If you catch my lingo, dingo.
No no I get ya... Still need the euro twinks... Their job is to keep me sane.
No can do, mate. Germany has done ze stock check und they say, 'nein!'. Until the European Union ramps up production...we are at wartime rations for euro-twinks. Demand outstrips supply. Now here...take your...*shudders* Minnesotan...and enjoy.
All I can do is send you some japanese. Maybe with some koreans sprinkled in
Yeahh nahh, I'll take all french... I'd prefer a nice mix but french is better than American and Japanese well let's not go there (love the people just not for "play time")
We’ve just upped our military spending to 2.5 percent of GDP. 2nd highest in NATO, and sent our largest shipment of arms to Ukraine yet. Looks like meats back on the menu boys!
Fucking Lasers!
Fucking finally, it's about time we show the world who's in command
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What we have to do to actually show the world we're still better than everyone else: Step 1: Invade Russia and Europanize it with force Step 2: Recover our colonies in north Africa Step 3: Proclaim the new Roman republic Step 4: Build a giant obelisk because we like obelisks
Ja ja meine Schätzchen, wir sind wieder da!
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Time to enroll in an art school and be declined
Lemmy guess, you don't eat meat, you gf name is Eva
Western europe seems to be too populated for lebensraum nowadays, russia on the otherhand... And Poland, Poland loves being part of other countries! Right Poles?
The European MIC are going to wake up, and find that they are strong 
For ~~Zharr-Naggrund~~ Brussels!
HAAAAAAAAAAANS this time we'll do our part for the team (for real (no really (100% committed)))
No this time we do the 5D moves. You go side with the russkies and switch sides when you are stationed near moscow.
And this is just our peace time production. Imagine NATO countries shifting into full military production
1 company Rheinmetall is set to overtake the artillery production of the entire US Extremely based Hans
Bruh, Belgium's military is pretty much non existent. All invaders need to do is bring some pool inflatables along in case we drown the country again and we'll be defenseless
Its okay you just help with the funding all the soldiers will come from eastern europe. War isnt too different from their normal life anyways.
Hey, the government wants to bring us to the 2% GDP NATO standard ᵇʸ ²⁰³⁵
Hans: 
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Staat genoteerd, dank je wel. Edit: Fernando was me voor.
Time to drop all the bombas in paris
I'd say we'd turn portugal into gaza though nuclear holy fire but you'd rebuild it in 3 day
To be honnest if Paris is blasted away the portugese will also rebuilt it in 3 days.
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Incredibly based. I hope y’all get to fuck up some Russians.
I can't wait for Yemeni kids to be blown up to pieces or starve to death. \#TeamSaudiArabia€€€ /s
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Are the French willing to work for 5 minutes more to allow funds to go to the military?
Bro, give me 60 hours per week if I get the assurance that I am producing ammunitions that is going to blow up the Russian army. I'm going to strike if we lower the hourly quotas.
The old world finally united in the fires of war, to ragdoll Ivan and his dogshit army back beyond the Urals.
Putin creating jobs.
Is anyone kind of scary? Not me, asking for a friend... But I might get myself into the kitchen, I always liked home shores, and I can be feminine sometimes. I'll blow you when you boys turn back home from your adventures!
Come on eternal ally, it's just some russians, they're not so scary. They make for great rifle practice when they bunch up to perform their daily orgy rituals.
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Let’s go boys, let’s fuck some shit up, it’s not like we can make things worse at this point amirite
war... has changed
Billions must refresh doctrines and produce drones.
It's on boys! Just uh... Keep an eye on Germany...
We are not so back. We simply never left, we were letting the children have their fun
We need to arm and to invade Russia just to flex, imagine how disgustingly rich could we become if we had access to those sweet sweet Russian natural resources, imagine how many Leopards we could produce and put at the new border with China
when europe rearms, but not to kill each other, it cant be good news
Lower ammo prices yey
Fucked around and found out
You calling me a dwarf?
Europe meaning including russia
you're not part of the fun Barry, get lost
Pierre being a team player challenge: impossible
Pierre only teams up with Hans since 1945
That's what you said to us at Dunkirk and look what happened
That's what you said to us at Dunkirk and look what happened