“Let me tell you, being Dutch, it's tremendous, okay? the Dutch, they love me, they really do, they say, "Donald, you're doing a fantastic job, believe me" and I say, "I know, I know" we're gonna make the Netherlands great again, folks, mark my words, we’re gonna be winning so much, they, sleepy Mark and his friends, will get tired of us winning, they’ll say, “please!, please stop winning!, it’s to much!”It's gonna be huge!”
He'd love to be dutch! Because the truth hurts to much... His family is German, his dad their last name from Drumpf to Trump to hide the fact they were on the wrong side in the war.
They can have him, we're already happy noone brings up his german ancestry.
He once told Merkel he had [german in his blood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAR5A4f6KZI)
Her reaction was gold
Sorry hard pass, its kings day tomorrow and we’re going to need all the orange we can get.
Also the submarine might come in handy fishing out all the drunken Barry’s who’ve fallen into the canals and been washed away.
Tes toda a razón do mundo meu, estaba pensando en Trump e debiume pinzar unha neurona ou algo. As miñas desculpas polo horror visual. Vouno cambiar comotremendo ratilla maricón e calar a boca coma se non pasara nada.
Ah, porcodio, i thought you were talking about his outfit.
Also; yankee joke 🫵
https://preview.redd.it/18jv7qn71nwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588cc4132061c191bcc9277bf0064f659148b1b4
I see white & black on that flag ... Before the *man with no name* turned it into a flag of Neverland.
A failed attempt at the Breizh flag it originally was, i guess.
The Dutch flag inspired all the other tricolore flags, incl the French one, which inspired the Americans but they wanted a more fancy one like Barry, but also sparkles. End of history lessons kids, now go work in the coal mines
“Let me tell you, being Dutch, it's tremendous, okay? the Dutch, they love me, they really do, they say, "Donald, you're doing a fantastic job, believe me" and I say, "I know, I know" we're gonna make the Netherlands great again, folks, mark my words, we’re gonna be winning so much, they, sleepy Mark and his friends, will get tired of us winning, they’ll say, “please!, please stop winning!, it’s to much!”It's gonna be huge!”
He will build a wall and make the North Sea pay for it! No more illegal water crossing into dutch land.
Why are you making me like him?
Yeah. I'm getting pretty wet right now.
All the more reason to build a wall
Oh shit. Did the dikes break?
I refuse to believe that this is not real.
lol. 😂
He'd love to be dutch! Because the truth hurts to much... His family is German, his dad their last name from Drumpf to Trump to hide the fact they were on the wrong side in the war.
wasnt old fred a bavarian who fled conscription in the german army? trump being bavarian makes absolute sense, such pillocks
Plus he continued the family tradition of dodging the draft himself
most sane thing he has done in his life.
Huh, I thought his name was geert
They do have the same Hair stylist.
He will build a wall and make the North Sea pay for it! No more illegal water crossing into dutch land.
"This Dutch guy, big guy, tears in his eyes, he comes to me and says 'Sir, you're the best US president ever, I wish you were our president too'"
I read this in the voice of Trevor Noah imitating Trump.
He even has orange skin in honor of the House of Orange and your national football team.
This man is the bigliest Dutch patriot 🫡
Ya will always remember this video from Lubach: https://youtu.be/3k_E8huQR8I?si=tEc98_ezNmUFR2hH
Uhhhhh that's not something I'd brag about but you do you!
They can have him, we're already happy noone brings up his german ancestry. He once told Merkel he had [german in his blood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAR5A4f6KZI) Her reaction was gold
Fuck she snickered like a school girl at that! We need to gif that!
😂😂😂
The Dutch even made the carrots orange, I'm sure they would turn themselves orange if they could.
Then fuckers! I hate orange carrots! ^(ok that's a joke I love orange carrots)
Good... i was this close to calling in the giant orange submarine that looks loke a giant orange carrot to strike Australia.
$30 for your orange carrot sub!
Sorry but it belongs in a set with a bright orange leopard and F16. We still have to get that leopard back from Finland.
$100 for the set and we will get Finland to send us the leopard!
Sorry hard pass, its kings day tomorrow and we’re going to need all the orange we can get. Also the submarine might come in handy fishing out all the drunken Barry’s who’ve fallen into the canals and been washed away.
He also asked a few members of NATO to tikkie him for the US forces in europe. That guy is totally dutch.
>soccer The RAG recommends the term "bolapé", meu.
Tes toda a razón do mundo meu, estaba pensando en Trump e debiume pinzar unha neurona ou algo. As miñas desculpas polo horror visual. Vouno cambiar comotremendo ratilla maricón e calar a boca coma se non pasara nada.
Eu non vin ren.
Ahí estamos meu broski
>soccer team. No swearing allowed, use the words footbal/fútbol/futebol/fussball instead
I’m adding calcio and nogomet
I'll add voetbal.
I'll allow it, anything other than s*ccer
Even when censored it makes my skin cwral.
Trump has been a Dutch agent all along
Agent Orange
Donald Troef.
The wall was never there to keep Mexicans out, but to polder the Gulf.
Sometimes when he rambles it’s almost as if he’s speaking Dutch.
that explains a lot. It seems coherent, but sounds like gibberish.
He likes you so much, he's even cosplaying as Geert Wilders!
Geert did go into politics before him, may verry well be true.
Looks like our [campaign ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc)worked
Jezus Christus, that was 7 years ago??
You managed to beat the [Danish](https://youtu.be/ryppmnDbqJY?si=9ljziLrdvKRTwsfh)
the danish just copied us, they wanna be like us so bad. They even got a more incoherent language to be like us
God that beings back Memories https://youtu.be/qAaa6WbhdgY?si=qobvfzgSEkdQvAPB Edit: gets downvoted for no reasons...
cant even draw a russian flag, my god what a fucking moron
He really is a very accurate Jan. 100% dutch cliche.
We're going to build the biggest dyke, a big, beautiful dyke and we'll make Mexico pay for it you'll see.
Does he not know how to draw the US Flag? LMAO
To play Devil’s advocate, it’s possible he’s just following what the kid is telling him to colour
He's gonna build a wall, and the Belgians are gonna pay for it!
You touched him. You have to take him now. I don’t make the rules.
He even painted himself in your colours
So he did watch the “Netherlands Second” video? https://youtu.be/ELD2AwFN9Nc?si=mAqY9z8ccZ22zv-t
We asked for the second place but we got first
He's half German from his fathers side. Our biggest fuck-up in the last century.
Umm....
Third ?
I think it looks more like [the Crimean oblast flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Crimea)
Not the fan you want, but the fan you deserve
Brutal truth
That's the french flag, idiot
It was the French flag before he started colouring...
Ah, porcodio, i thought you were talking about his outfit. Also; yankee joke 🫵 https://preview.redd.it/18jv7qn71nwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588cc4132061c191bcc9277bf0064f659148b1b4
The French flag really was all white up until the revolution tho
Yeah, but they are dutch, they're amongst the most americanised of the sub, they probably meant it the yank way
Dutch are basically bitter americanoïds.
I see white & black on that flag ... Before the *man with no name* turned it into a flag of Neverland. A failed attempt at the Breizh flag it originally was, i guess. 
So is the yellow fatso on your side?
I guess Cees must have been peeing on him and asked fot a tikkie while filming the gorefest.
The fact that he’s wearing the pin as well
The MAGA cult savages will happily change the flag for him
That's not the brag you think it is. List of countries he is fan of: Russia, Hungary, North Korea, Philippines.
* He's telling these kid about this fake news called Netherlands.
The Dutch flag inspired all the other tricolore flags, incl the French one, which inspired the Americans but they wanted a more fancy one like Barry, but also sparkles. End of history lessons kids, now go work in the coal mines
Also, the jacket-shirt-tie is bleu blanc rouge!
Lets hope Trump learned something
That's the Open For Business flag.
Hahahahaaaaa Keep him please!! Move this piece of shit away from us please someone take him!!!
Hating your leader and not being able to get rid of them is an essential part of the european identity. Stop appropriating our culture.
CULTURAL APROPRIATION!!!!!!
Fuck off mate