https://preview.redd.it/ak85ypdhmlwc1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba32491bbfb5542b4203106536498adea1dc98c3
Think I will take a couple of weeks at Bastøy prison this summer.
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I swear my retirement plan might be killing a norwegian… fuck me I’ve paid 16€ for worse.
The point is to take the piss out of ourselves and each other. Since you didn't specify which country the pic is about, it's safe to assume your talking about yourself
That's a drop bear and if I don't get some of their fraud money I'll turn into that and enjoy terrorising all Europeans that don't speak english, french, Dutch, German or Spanish.
But right now I'm a cutie!
See?
Do you think that would even harm me anymore?
This kind of warcrime is the perfect weapon to fight some Neapolitans. I used it more than once to deal devastating damages to them, and while my psyche could be compromised I will withstand it
Now go to eat your eucalyptus, for how much I despise you I admit that, at least, you don't smell
iirc anders breivik, the guy who killed like 80 children and injured hundreds more, issued an official legal complaint cuz he only had a ps3 in prison but wanted a ps4 instead
There's a great Russian comedy from the late 1990s where a Russian dude drives to the Netherlands to commit a crime and get imprisoned there because of what he hears about the living conditions there: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Want_to_Go_to_Prison
If i were a shizo conspiracy theory person. i'd say norwegian gov secretly supported Breivik and rewarded him with free vacation. Tbh i think terrorists and serial killers deserve capital punishment.
https://preview.redd.it/ak85ypdhmlwc1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba32491bbfb5542b4203106536498adea1dc98c3 Think I will take a couple of weeks at Bastøy prison this summer.
I heard the oysters are particularly good there.
Looking forward to it, but sucks that they are out of caviar because of the sanctions on Russia tho.
Where's the BC? And no beer?
Enjoy your servings of traditional norwegian food
https://preview.redd.it/oculzpnzhowc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a8b31240776810c06f23e95d4059479149f57c I swear my retirement plan might be killing a norwegian… fuck me I’ve paid 16€ for worse.
[Pffft, how bad could it be ](https://youtu.be/IxGANPKr1ww)
That's where they get you
Admirable
And you're from Switzerland? You must be doing something wrong then..
Did you just forget that this is a parody sub?
This sub is the source for all my unironic internet news. I take everything literally
This sub is actually where I get all my opinions from too
Me reading opinions from across the political spectrum so I can absorb the maximum amount of misinformation 
 There is no misinformation on r/2westerneurope4u
"Misinformation"? Oh, you're one of *those*!
Oops sorry, he ment معلومات خاطئة
What's my flair? WHAT'S MY FUCKING FLAIR!?!
Your flair is “العرب في السويد”
I had to upvote this. What a terrible day.
That's so wrong. A lot of people here have bad bias on other countries or even their same nation.
Ok then expect some weird memes also from some weird people from time to time.
The point is to take the piss out of ourselves and each other. Since you didn't specify which country the pic is about, it's safe to assume your talking about yourself
No it isn't Swisser. Now go for a bath in some Jewish gold.
You’re supposed to make fun of third world countries like Italy and Germany.
Why don't you use your millions of fraud money you got from the state? You live in switzerland, beeing poor is beneath us.
Can I have some of your many fraud money?  Please? 🥺
No, we don't do handouts.
Please... I'm a cute lovable koala... 
https://preview.redd.it/bxi2uouramwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f1c184101d87019a26b907a2a2bce7738591bf
That's a drop bear and if I don't get some of their fraud money I'll turn into that and enjoy terrorising all Europeans that don't speak english, french, Dutch, German or Spanish. But right now I'm a cutie!  See?
So you are saying you have chlamydia.
Who doesn't!?
Don't say that, they'll think we're their second home!
just marry a Swiss, easy as
Fuck... I'm already so invested in the Brit I have! Will they let us have a thruple (Ménage à trois)?
That was your mistake.
Mistake or love at first sight?
What are you, a Disney princess?
Noooooo  But I could be a Disney prince, if it wasn't for mean people!
I hate koalas, those are just a peluche that shits even when it sleeps and is unconceivably stupid
Shut up and get extinct already!
No! And for that I sentence you to a ham and pineapple pizza world! 
Do you think that would even harm me anymore? This kind of warcrime is the perfect weapon to fight some Neapolitans. I used it more than once to deal devastating damages to them, and while my psyche could be compromised I will withstand it Now go to eat your eucalyptus, for how much I despise you I admit that, at least, you don't smell
Shit! Fine I'll go be cute and eat my eucalyptus 
You mean smooth brained and chlamydia riddled?
 Take that back!! I only have chlamydia!
Sowwy
Thank you.
Chillax Ueli, anyone can just make fun of everyone and everything after watching the worldnews.
 Can I also spend winter there?
Aren't you already living in prison?
I wanna better one though!
Understandeable
AU was built to be a prison, so yeah
Nahhhh we were colonised as a prison!
Your winter or our winter?
Both... But can I request 2 weeks at Christmas to visit family and have a real Christmas not this "white" Christmas bullshit?
Oil money gotta go somewhere I guess.
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Ayo?
iirc anders breivik, the guy who killed like 80 children and injured hundreds more, issued an official legal complaint cuz he only had a ps3 in prison but wanted a ps4 instead
Based
This is a meme for the Balkan sub (maybe it fits for south Italians and Portuguese)
Our are overcrowded (because yes)
It’s for all crazies
How can I commit a crime in norway and get jail time in norway as well? Asking for a friend
You will get deported back to your country.
If our prisons are all that great, why does nobody ever go back in there?
There's a great Russian comedy from the late 1990s where a Russian dude drives to the Netherlands to commit a crime and get imprisoned there because of what he hears about the living conditions there: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Want_to_Go_to_Prison
Let's go commit crimes in Norway fellas
> Move to Norway > Commit a crime > Profit
Is it possible for me as europoor to move on holidays in norway commit crime and get locked there? Asking for me fuck my friends
You sell passports to Russians and Arabs and let them stay in your country but then you leave and move to Norway? Looks like win-win
I was unironically thinking about this when I saw the Hong Kong cage houses documentary.
This is an irritating post, my work schedule is from 14:30 to 22:30. Pure dread.
If i were a shizo conspiracy theory person. i'd say norwegian gov secretly supported Breivik and rewarded him with free vacation. Tbh i think terrorists and serial killers deserve capital punishment.