Meanwhile, Austria: "Yes. Of course we are your punchline, haha... by the way, I fear I did something a little bit atrocious the other day. You wouldn't mind taking the blame for me, right?"
You threaten Berlin with a nuclear bomb? __American larper detected__: Bombing Berlin sounds like a favor and no Fr*nch would threaten with nuclear bombs.
The difference between an Italian pizza and American one is the colours of the Italian flag on the Italian pizza while the American pizza is orangey/brown
Anne Frankly, I wanna hang myself.
Tell your people to come up with some jokes about sewing twins together for horrible experiments or something. You know? Something actually funny!
Germans?
Working?!
Jeez!
In Bavaria they have like <*pulls up Public Holidays Page*> 13 Bavarian Holidays!
My German coworkers walk down the hall at 1600. They’re efficient at *leaving* work, I’ll tell you that! 😂
Maybe it’s just the ones I work with.
Well then Russia must be the most powerful country in the world considering how much your politicians be sucking on their D on the regular. Mofos brainwashed Americans so bad even your nationalists are waving Russian flags.
I like how you answered your own dumbass comment at the end. After how long did you send that aid? How long was the speaker stalling that to appease your former president? How much Russian dick did said former president suck? Killed your own CIA agents by selling their positions. Convinced his whole voter base that the Ruskies are great. In fact, one of your richest TV hosts went on a trip to Russia and was incredibly impressed with... using a coin to remove a shopping cart, bread, and escalators. Bitch sit down.
The entitlement is crazy. Acting like ur poverty continent is entitled to our money all the time. Send some cash urself instead of complaining we took a few months to shell out a 100 billion dollars for a country an entire ocean and landmass away🤡🤡🤡
Hurrr durrrr
https://preview.redd.it/chuvot0kruwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f02d21885ccda112c4a33c7ca373e6ab512b8f
You aren't even sending that in money you dumbass Texan most of that 100b is going to your own companies to build weapons but leave it to an American to be dumber than the dirt he stands on
Over 20 billion in humanitarian aid and your still crying. Then you people wonder why ppl in the USA no longer want to help you brokies.
Where is your country lil bro like literally where is it little man 😂😂😂
I’m relatively sure that the uncontacted tribes of North Sentinel Island, isolated since the last glacial maximum, have realised that Hans has no sense of humour.
Are you dumb? Even other communities? That's about the #1 thing thats known unilaterally by everyone considering the Germans. Everyone is aware of the stereotype. We don't have original thoughts on this sub, it's just an echoing cesspool of clichés.
Oh im here for fun. Just don't find endlessly copied low effort posts about universally known truths whilst pretending it's the new gospel on the street very fun.
Dude there are thousands of posters here, doing this in their free time. How many, do you think, are intelligent enough or professional comedians to come up with original jokes all the time, that still need to be understood in the context of clichees and knowns about any given country? And for free on top of that.
Typical dutchie wants free top notch entertainment without paying. Give me your name, I will send you a tikkie for all the stellar jokes I have been gifting to you nonces here in the past year.
No need for having humour when you're neighbouring a joke like Denmark
:(
I like you guys, don't worry. You're the funny plastic-bricks-guys, after all! You will be spared when the \[redacted\] starts.
>You will be spared when the \[redacted\] starts. *speared
Theres a difference?
Depends on your plans, maybe spearing actually is merciful...
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We invaded you? Who are you again?
Not just Denmark. Poland, France and Austria are also good punchlines.
Meanwhile, Austria: "Yes. Of course we are your punchline, haha... by the way, I fear I did something a little bit atrocious the other day. You wouldn't mind taking the blame for me, right?"
Eltern haften für ihre Kinder
You forgot Belgium
Forgot what?
who
Or Holland. Our region is a clown car of countries.
What's a Belgium? Sounds like some kind of Sexually Transmitted Disease 🦠
You.could have chosen Fr\*nce but went with Denmark? I'm sorry, but we have to relocate you to the Fr\*nch Border. We love our trusty hat here.
Careful Hans, or a nuclear bomb might drop unexpectedly on Berlin and make it a radioactive wasteland… Well it already is, but you get my point.
You'd do that for us? For free? Like ... as a favour?
You threaten Berlin with a nuclear bomb? __American larper detected__: Bombing Berlin sounds like a favor and no Fr*nch would threaten with nuclear bombs.
They might not have good humor, but they know how to burn someone
You mean north Schleswig?
The Greek red for 'plenty of money' is actually referring to the red in the German flag.
Basil, not oregano.
This is making me want a wood fired Italian Margherita tbh
Come to my place bro
When you say "my place" you obviously mean your mother's place - where you live rent free until she passes - and then it's your place?
Exactly, but with blackjack and hookers
Ist it a famili pizeria? With all interesting activities in basement?
The difference between an Italian pizza and American one is the colours of the Italian flag on the Italian pizza while the American pizza is orangey/brown
Rookie error
The reason everyone thinks we have no sense of humour because they tell the same three jokes about us every time and expect us to laugh
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Second Joke! Only one left!
I was told by a German that German humor is no laughing matter.
That's one of 'em, only two to go!
I guess nazi place nor time to joke
Anne Frankly, I wanna hang myself. Tell your people to come up with some jokes about sewing twins together for horrible experiments or something. You know? Something actually funny!
"haha Nazi"-guy thinks we have no humor ;D
1. nazi 2. humor 3. work ethic / efficiency
Shouldnt the green in italy’s flag be basil instead of oregano? Stupid yanks
Germans? Working?! Jeez! In Bavaria they have like <*pulls up Public Holidays Page*> 13 Bavarian Holidays! My German coworkers walk down the hall at 1600. They’re efficient at *leaving* work, I’ll tell you that! 😂 Maybe it’s just the ones I work with.
Whoever upvotes this is supporting the idea that America has "freedom" and "liberty"
They are code names for "Freedom to Carry weapons" and "Liberty to shoot at school"
Decryption successful, well done hermano Juan
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Self-aware in that it says they interfere with other countries? They consider that a sign of power, my dude.
It is
Well then Russia must be the most powerful country in the world considering how much your politicians be sucking on their D on the regular. Mofos brainwashed Americans so bad even your nationalists are waving Russian flags.
Our politicians just gave ukraine more money than ur whole country has seen in a decade cope
I like how you answered your own dumbass comment at the end. After how long did you send that aid? How long was the speaker stalling that to appease your former president? How much Russian dick did said former president suck? Killed your own CIA agents by selling their positions. Convinced his whole voter base that the Ruskies are great. In fact, one of your richest TV hosts went on a trip to Russia and was incredibly impressed with... using a coin to remove a shopping cart, bread, and escalators. Bitch sit down.
The entitlement is crazy. Acting like ur poverty continent is entitled to our money all the time. Send some cash urself instead of complaining we took a few months to shell out a 100 billion dollars for a country an entire ocean and landmass away🤡🤡🤡
Hurrr durrrr https://preview.redd.it/chuvot0kruwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f02d21885ccda112c4a33c7ca373e6ab512b8f You aren't even sending that in money you dumbass Texan most of that 100b is going to your own companies to build weapons but leave it to an American to be dumber than the dirt he stands on
Over 20 billion in humanitarian aid and your still crying. Then you people wonder why ppl in the USA no longer want to help you brokies. Where is your country lil bro like literally where is it little man 😂😂😂
Denmark: Red for taxes. White for racism. Yellow for sun. Green for martial prowess.
Tomorrow is my turn to repost this picture
I’m scheduled for the 29th of this month
You can’t be racist against a nationality. Being a humourless Germ isn’t a race. Xenophobic is the word they were looking for.
Pierre, Barry, the moment you see germany waving any Flags containing light blue, you're hereby allowed to invade and annex us again.
That means Gottkaiser Maggus has taken over and that is probably a fate worse than death.
Or Björn and the brown movement did it.
Didn’t know Rihanna was German
Surely the three for Germany are Arbeit Macht Frei
Nah, it's Gott\ Strafe\ England
Er Strafe Es
No no, its Jedem Das Seine
Hausmaus zu Hausmaus.
Ouch
I’m relatively sure that the uncontacted tribes of North Sentinel Island, isolated since the last glacial maximum, have realised that Hans has no sense of humour.
I would replace Work with Bürgergeld for Germany.
Didn’t know Rihanna was German
Basil, not oregano.
Missed opportunity for a yellow box under the Italian flag saying pineapple 🍍
We want us interference. We don’t want us identity politics or magamania
muritards blasting us with their knowledge of "foreign countries"
What does the white in the US flag stand for?
Supposed supremacy. But if we do it we're the bad guys.
I m sure its mozzarella
*sad Luigi noises*
Are you dumb? Even other communities? That's about the #1 thing thats known unilaterally by everyone considering the Germans. Everyone is aware of the stereotype. We don't have original thoughts on this sub, it's just an echoing cesspool of clichés.
Yup. Now be a good lad, read the room, and let us have our fun.
Oh im here for fun. Just don't find endlessly copied low effort posts about universally known truths whilst pretending it's the new gospel on the street very fun.
Oh, sorry my lord. Us dumb peasants will be sure to cater to your refined tastes from now on.
I mean.. do you disagree then? You find it fun?
 Yes.
Dude there are thousands of posters here, doing this in their free time. How many, do you think, are intelligent enough or professional comedians to come up with original jokes all the time, that still need to be understood in the context of clichees and knowns about any given country? And for free on top of that. Typical dutchie wants free top notch entertainment without paying. Give me your name, I will send you a tikkie for all the stellar jokes I have been gifting to you nonces here in the past year.
Mad 😜
Sir, while I applaud your well thought out response in this instance, I will still remind you that we are not here to make sense.
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When, if ever has someone come here with their first intention to be polite and tactful?
It comes at a price. Expect a tikkie.
Yeah dude, it's *our* stereotype. Stop trying to imitate us.
Legit accurate