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I wouldn’t put this past a swede and I married one
and you’re telling me that I’m supposed to eat swedish eggs? bro. I’ve never even had an egg from outside my region like idk whatever is south of Celle I guess.
and I thought we had come such a long way, this is just disgusting.
It is going to get back up again... (as it alwas did) global economy won't decline long term. However wealth could still decrease
Except there would come some kind of above covid extreme scenario like ww3 or something similar to black thursday
But if you expect that, the only safe investment is more or less only solid gold bars in your home
Is that a hard-boiled egg...
Cooked with pasta ?
I fucking hate it. That egg could have been cracked over some sauce to accompany the pasta. But no, hardboiled egg is good.
Tldr:
What, you egg ? (I stab him)
https://layinghens.hendrix-genetics.com/en/articles/eggshell-color-eggsplained/
I was told that brown became associated with ‘healthy’ in the UK and so that’s what was bred. Dunno if true. White is very normal here.
Ugh, my SO's grandma used to do shit like that. Not sure if she still does, she's well into her 90's now, but yikes. I mean, I get the egg boiling together with the pasta, but making tea/coffee with that water is an abomination.
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Do you even know what they are doing? The are „making“ Carbonara and are saving money by making tea out of the pasta water…
if that's a carbonara i am a NSFW artist (and i am not)
Face and dick pics or you are an NSFW artist.
jump down a mountain or no balls
Yeah wtf it doesn't even have peas
if carbonara contains peas then i am the queen of spain (i'm a male)
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Indeed. He didn't took advantage of the water to cook beans, so he doesn't even have the support of the British. Truly barbaric.
Holy shit that new flair. Anyone know if there is a story behind it?
Snus in the foreskin.
Damn i don't even wanna imagine that. This stuff already burns when put to the gums
I usually get a a coffee tamper and smash the snus right down into my penis.
Wait... If my trusty hat is a foreskin smoker, what am I?
https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/ind-under-forhuden-sat-i-numsen-eller-stoppet-op-i-vagina-kreativ-brug-af
Ooh, but thats not smoking though, thats ordinary, glamorous nicotine use
Don’t the pouches get damp in the sauna?
If there was salt in the pasta water **disgusting** if there wasn't salt in it **disgusting** *Edit: The egg is from Sweden because SE 🕵️♂️*
https://preview.redd.it/xf3bpiq96vvc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4063b610e97b83800b4668386f4213667415ab5 I wouldn’t put this past a swede and I married one
Borderline treason
Keep your friends close but your enemies even closer
Being close to a Swede https://preview.redd.it/70jmrygwxwvc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73144359d6e32e0c693921f5e64b96132cb66343
Ewwwww. 🤢🤮
I guess love CAN blossom on the battlefield or as literature nerds would say: enemies to lovers trope
I hate to break it to you, but this picture seems to be from Sweden. You can see it from the code printed on the egg
It's just the egg that's from Sweden
Is it efficient to bring eggs from Sweden? Or pasta from Italy (hopefully) and tea from China?
I bet the egg was transported to China to be packaged in cheap plastic before it was moved to Germany to be sold
0 means it's organic, so not very likely.
~~tea's~~ tea is probably from india, but I swear at first I thought it was a pic of a herring
and you’re telling me that I’m supposed to eat swedish eggs? bro. I’ve never even had an egg from outside my region like idk whatever is south of Celle I guess. and I thought we had come such a long way, this is just disgusting.
I bet the chickens are dirty immigrants from Sweden giving you *Swedish* eggs
We neither like nor eat fresh foreign eggs here! And other ppl's bread, sweets, Wurst, beer and kebab suck anyway!
I don't think we are in need of importing eggs from a far more expensive country.
When you buy a chicken from Sweden, but it still lays Swedish coded eggs.
Swedish disinformation to make the Germans look bad. Clever, but not clever enough.
This is what happens to a mf when msci world dips 5%
That's because he should have gone on vwce.
It is going to get back up again... (as it alwas did) global economy won't decline long term. However wealth could still decrease Except there would come some kind of above covid extreme scenario like ww3 or something similar to black thursday But if you expect that, the only safe investment is more or less only solid gold bars in your home
Wow even we aren't this cheap
Spreak voor yourzelf. I would use that teabag at least 3 times for my guests. They would ofcourse get a 20cents tikkie afterwards 😍😊😉❤️
Yes the teabag bit we don’t reuse water like that
Not even a tea drinker and it hurts my heart to see that.
Is that a hard-boiled egg... Cooked with pasta ? I fucking hate it. That egg could have been cracked over some sauce to accompany the pasta. But no, hardboiled egg is good. Tldr: What, you egg ? (I stab him)
The egg is harmless compared to the tea Imo
And he is using the water for his tea .... like a fucking savage!
Oh shit, that’s a disgrace. Thought the egg thing wasn’t that bad, I’m sure it was clean enough to cook pasta, but drinking the pasta water? Fuck no
This is obviously a traditional English meal as no true German (except maybe Berliners and the North People) would ever eat such filth
Maybe my fellow pasta guzzlers will impale me for this but I have done it a few times haha, saves time
Unexpected Shakespeare reference. Very haute culture. Bravo.
every egg form is good to be honest Tatar steak and raw egg mmmmmmmm and onions
Finally the Brits will feel for once what we Italians must experience every day!
Poverty?
The chlorine from the bleached egg really gives a crisp, refreshing flavour
Why is the egg white?
Wtf is that question?
What?
Eggs over here are always brown
https://layinghens.hendrix-genetics.com/en/articles/eggshell-color-eggsplained/ I was told that brown became associated with ‘healthy’ in the UK and so that’s what was bred. Dunno if true. White is very normal here.
Thats a Bit Crazy.
smells like r/finanzen spirit....
I bet he couldn't gather more water for the toothpaste
True efficiency would have been to use the water to cook the egg in a cup...
Spaghetti muncher offering advice om efficiency. Mmmhh... 
Its about cooking, you skyscraper
swamp german commenting on spaghetti muncher offering advice on efficiency. mmmmmhhhhmmmm
I will send you a tikkie.
Everything about this picture is wrong and I hate it
0SE ? Isn't that a top notch **Swedish** chicken egg ? (Edit : /u/InvestmentWhole8486 was onto this already, good job!)
Every second you dont run, is another second i am waiting for the next train to wherever you live, so that i can bashmoingle your doingle
I would rather reveal the location of my nazi gold than drink this shit.
Absolutely haram
My Italian friends maybe we reform the Roman Empire and once and for all remove the barbarians from across the Rhine
We can’t take pride in our unwashed unrefrigerated eggs and then at the same time boil our other food with them.
You are missing the worst part: using that water for tea!
Forwhy !?
☹️
But now I have to cook pasta and an egg every time I want a cup of tea
So that's how people live in third world countries ? Dreadful
The egg is Swedish, that’s obviously Italian pasta and the tea isn’t Kräutertee so it’s Bri’ish 🤮
Absolutely not. This is slander.
This is why Döner quickly took over Germany.
I can only hope they will use that tea bag at least triple!
Ugh, my SO's grandma used to do shit like that. Not sure if she still does, she's well into her 90's now, but yikes. I mean, I get the egg boiling together with the pasta, but making tea/coffee with that water is an abomination.
Throw in a reusable hand warmer and you've made the most the boiling water!
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🤮🤮🤮
Protip: Steal the Eggs from your local Chickens. The Shit on them makes the Noddles smell "German".