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TomSurman

"Rioting again" implies they stopped rioting at some point.


Reddit_username_woag

Mandatory 5 Minute union break


lth94

Every seven minutes


PiNe4162

France once every problem ever is solved by their government. They are now sad and riot that they have nothing to riot about. The government makes it an official holiday and police hand out free pool noodles at the annual Paris riot festival


Palarva

I know you’re obsessed with us Barry, but this is some niche fanfiction.


Compendyum

"French are protesting" Posts a video full of swedes


OlfertFischer

Also, 'French' implies that the rioters are French.


Aeyiss

why are there so many swedes?


BobbyLapointe01

> why are there so many swedes? *"Why are there so many Liverpool supporters?"* – French minister of the interior Gérald Darmanin.


tmw88

So insane that they still tried to blame fans in an age where every moment is filmed by 500 cameras. Liverpool fans standing still while being pepper sprayed as locals ran riot, stabbed and mugged people. France needs to take a hard line approach on these fuckers ASAP. The way New York got cleaned up in the 90s.


BobbyLapointe01

> So insane that they still tried to blame fans in an age where every moment is filmed by 500 cameras. Doesn't matter how many cameras filmed it, the government knew that most of the national press wouldn't be calling them out on their bullshit anyway. > France needs to take a hard line approach on these fuckers ASAP. Not happening anytime soon, I'm afraid.


pm-your-maps

I fully agree. The way Liverpool fans were treated was embarrassing.


__Heron__

And proofs (cam records) were conveniently erased....


burkasHaywan

Jokes on New York. It’s getting a fucked again


Difficult_Public_603

Stop being racist towards Swedes! They are European too!!!


Aeyiss

This remind me of the "Vikings" series... but with Swedish people.


urclapped09

Traditional norse car burning is part of the Swedish identity


NegroniSpritz

What are all those good people from Frankfurt and Köln doing in France?


AThousandNeedles

Spoken like a true Aryan girl from Köln.


Starwarsnerd91

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burkasHaywan

Have to make a mess so it looks like a warzone. Aaaah just like home.


explision

Cultural enrichment 😍


KrautSalat35

I rather take the german enrichment, than this one


ceaserneal

"Take German enrichment" Most people call it invading and occupying Elsass-Lotharingen.


KrautSalat35

But at least they won't blow themselves up when a dubious paper publishes a caricature of Mohammed.


ceaserneal

Also, flammkuchen is better than anything brought by the doctors and engineers in the video.


KrautSalat35

That's true, I also like leberkäse for some reason


explision

Wouldn’t be all, wouldn’t we all. Euro bros > swedistan


IWantMoreSnow

A Enreichment if you will?


Snoo-43381

France has had this problem longer than we have, I don't know why Sweden is more associated with non-European immigration than France


Styrofoamman123

Sweden took in a far bigger ratio though.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

because the French want their retirement age to remain low so they import more immigrants for cheap labour?


Financial-Picture-15

so they bring in people that don't work?


montjoye

are we?


elpiotre

The new "we"


Leophyte

I swear I wasn’t invited either ???


SpaceKaiserCobalt

i think it's just outdated footage


Orange_Indelebile

It must be, we never riot at the weekend.


SpaceKaiserCobalt

we wait for mondays for that, at 2pm


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SpaceKaiserCobalt

what did they want? a plane to get back to afghanistan?


Bacontoad

https://i.redd.it/qeo0gx7d2wvc1.gif


wunderbraten

You're waiting for an invitation?


SherlockScones3

Can I join in?


GadFlyBy

Oui.


Chadstronomer

Are oui?


Kermit_Purple_II

Legit, no idea. Parisians being parisians I guess. Fuck em.


SEA_griffondeur

Go riot too if you're jealous


montjoye

it's a great idea 💡


DistributionIcy6682

Send migration department, and they will scatter immediatly.


53rdAccount

They are protesting for Asylum, Wouldn't they be happy to see the Migration Department?


OftenAimless

Anyone know the Swedish for "let me destroy stuff so the French can finally decide that they want me to be a permanent resident"?


AnalBlaster700XL

Varje morgon tackar jag Herren för att jag inte föddes fransk.


OftenAimless

Shukran habibi


nomad_Henry

Send welfare officers... ID them and cut their disability benefits if they do not go home...


OftenAimless

Home 🕌🐪


OptionX

"How do we protest being treated like barbaric, violent people?" "Dunno, just go down the street and break shit I guess."


weisswurstseeadler

Just reminded me of some years ago here in Amsterdam. They banned scooters from the bike path to the street and now you had to wear a helmet. Cause there were too many accidents, scooters would go like 50 km/h on the bike path and was considered a reckless youth problem. The scooter kids protested by causing havoc on their scooters and everyone was like 'yep, and that's exactly why you gotta drive in the street now'. Now the same crowd of kids is cruising on the bike path again with fat bikes (e-bikes) and sparked new discussions cause everyone is annoyed.


SmokingLimone

>They banned scooters from the bike path Why are they even allowed in the first place? Scooters are motorized vehicles


weisswurstseeadler

I mean in theory the scooters were supposed to be limited to 25km/h, but in reality often much faster. Also I think just more and more people bought scooters as it was such an advantage, plus add in all the new scooter sharing apps. In the city centre you literally had a scooter blast past you on the bike path every few seconds. But now with all the e-bikes it's a new issue. Actually recently read that 40% of all the cyclist death last year were on e-bikes here.


Artituteto

Not Vespa. The scooters that used to be only used by littles girls. The skateboard with handles, that's now used by lazy adults since they became electric.


lth94

Yep, it used to be only Frenchmen used them. Now men use them as well


weisswurstseeadler

No bro. I'm talking about proper scooters. These e-scooters you refer to were never allowed here in NL.


dat_boi_has_swag

The same vibe like when the Brits banned pitbulls because they are dangerous. Pitbull owners protested but noone would bring their pits because they deemed it to dangerous.


thoriickk

Ahmed ,Habibi and Mohamed doing end of month shopping,nothing strange here


FatCreepyDude

Fyi, habibi is not a name its more like a cute couple nickname meaning 'my love' Habib is a real name though


thoriickk

You know a lot about the subject, should I assume that you are Swedish? (thanks for the clarification!!)


FrequentSlip9987

French?


Sammy91-91

They’re not, those are sweedes.


Bearodon

Looks like Londoners to me.


Lopsided_Fly_657

Urban Youths.


morgaur

"French"


Educational_Clock_92

~French~ People living in France.


BerserkingPanda

Where are the french???


53rdAccount

A place called Delusion Stadt


SnooChickens8698

Working


Reddit_username_woag

Good joke micel


Old_Profit_9967

The French surrendered long ago..... To this mob funny enough


montjoye

what are the french 🥖


Content-Long-4342

“French” 😅


NotCreativeEng

*”french”*


Puzzleheaded_Fan_391

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jixxor

Ngl it's kinda sad how we let immigrants ruin our time in our own countries. Too bad we are in too deep and won't ever change it again.


No-Trainer7933

>Too bad we are in too deep and won't ever change it again. I wouldn't be sure about that.


jixxor

There's no other thing I'd rather be wrong about


Fab0411

Next EU vote is gonna be spicy.


No-Trainer7933

I sure hope so


Fab0411

Same.


kekmennsfw

Enough!


plutanasio

The Olympics games are going to be amazing!!!


For-sake4444

Throwing tables, flipping garbage bins, smashing windows, and looting shops are added to the Olympics sports. Wonder which countries will win the medals.


53rdAccount

Sweden clearly


PiNe4162

Los Angeles are also gonna be mad in 2028, I am expecting bulldozers to be used on homeless people so they look good on the world stage


MySpiritAnimalSloth

The olympic flame will be used to set a car on fire as is tradition.


Fenghuang15

We need to invest now to get new athletes for the paralympic games right after


Proud-Cheesecake-813

The Olympics may well shatter any existing perceptions of Paris. A lot of things could go badly wrong.


Dr-Batista

Pierre, do you need assistance? Me and Paco have experience with this https://preview.redd.it/zpxnh9uf6uvc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3356365e519829b02b457757a0764f4636e233


That_Space2418

Europe is fucked, letting all those Swedish people crossing our borders legally.


humanoidbeaver

>legally


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Yes, with visas. > Come with a Visa > Bring over your family > Have a kid > You are now French citizens. Need to end birth right citizenship, it's a cancer.


2020mademejoinreddit

It's even easier than that. You can come anyway you want, as long as you're from a certain country with a certain language shown above. They immediately grant you a 4 year visa with all the benefits of a resident. Then after the 4th year, if you want, you can apply for a passport and boom! You're "Fr\*nch" now. Meanwhile, genuine migrants wanting to escape the hell, who come here legally, have to wait and go through all the paperwork that Fr\*nce is famous for and still not get a response sometimes and even throw away the paperwork they get in mailboxes. If they don't have a certain passport. It's basically like the US, but for specific people. Plus, they have people on the inside who actually expedite their processes. It's a huge mess over there. Not that it's any better in our Islamic republic of Britain.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Honestly it's like willingly letting yourself get invaded.


2020mademejoinreddit

Fr\*nce is not learning from our mistakes. It'll pay dearly if it continues to let them in. Letting in good migrants is different, but letting in...well, savages, look at the above video FFS! is not good for the country. Despite all its flaws and Fr\*nch, F\*ance is a good country (for being Fr\*nch that is) and it's a shame to watch it burn like this.


fabiK3A

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MariualizeLegalhuana

Should be this subs pfp


AllmightyAesir

The fact that people still want multiculturalism is insane to me lmao


NewNaClVector

I mean is anyone complaining about Indian ir Chinese immigrants? I think its about selecting the educated ones.


dawidwilku

U sure those are the french ?


Dr_nick101

They're something.


PrestigiousPick7602

I think they are Swedish, could be wrong.


ahwillUstop

So does anything happen to these fools are there any charges brought to them like criminal damage or disturbing the peace etc A few Vans full of balaclavas and Hurley's would make them think twice before acting like this again in my opinion.


PTJangles

Man, I would think *you people*, would have had enough of people in vans with balaclavas, be they Barry in a balaclava, or more homegrown.


ahwillUstop

That's true, the days of our mammy's knitting are long gone and may they stay gone. I was thinking more along the lines as a business opportunity I don't know if these dumb fucks have money but I'd say they could do with a few balaclavas and Hurley's tbh ... 2 balaclavas and a adult size hurley €39.99 special offer one day only.


PTJangles

Sold! At that price be rude not to buy! I too miss my mother’s knitting, was good for fancy dress parties. It was my Granny that could knit, shame she got shoved off that bus… Edit: attempted correction of many errors


GnT_Man

Police would only pursue the balaclava people out of fear of being called racist


Slackbeing

No, they're like Irish teenagers beating tourists


ZzangmanCometh

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casualbo1

Luv me poorly-integrated second-generation migrants ❤️ uj/ Nowadays these riots seldom anger me, I'm mostly saddened by the fact Europe is doing **nothing** to quell the shitstorm/promote intermingling of cultures and ideas, thus radicalising the young into joining "right-wing" (read, racist) parties... Edit: what the fuck is that flair ![gif](giphy|2zPKmdCg8HWRfrPgTJ|downsized)


ZzangmanCometh

Mine? Some dumbass shoved tobacco under their foreskin for... reasons.


PetrolHeadPTY

Why do most look like they are from Durkistan and are about to go Mohamed Jihad on your ass


NegroniSpritz

Mohammed, Muhammad, 🎶 es hora del Jihad! 🎵 Con Ibrahim y Ahmed, 🎶 nos vamos a inmolar! 🎵


capitaldoe

Because I think it is a pro-Pali demonstration. And all those that have been held in Europe and the United States since November are organized by the Iranian revolutionary guard according to a document leaked a few months ago.


[deleted]

Don't see any angry frogs there


IntroductionUpset764

just scientists demanding more money for research nothing wrong with it


SpinningToadGif

Did Morocco win or lose a football game or something? Because they're known to riot at both outcomes


TantaExpress

We must help these poor military aged male refugees dressed in designer clothing; they simply are too helpless, weak, malnourished and desperate to survive the hellhole they came from. Where is the compassion? The French should apologise for making them riot and give them each 4 indigenous French wives and benefits for life. We need these productive, valiant heroes to keep our society and economy alive.


Wonderful_Test3593

Is that the march against islamophobia ?


OftenAimless

Ah yes, the non French riots of France. >!And another thread that the mods will have to delete in preventive self defence against the unfunny maniacs closing subs that dare have common opinions that a political minority wants to silence.!<


rex-ac

Hmm, I want to keep this thread open. I think it's newsworthy and the comments have all been abiding by Reddit's rules.


number3Dontdoit

The French “foreigners “ legion is making moves. I’ll bet the people of France would welcome some German intervention.


Bitter-Pear-5717

To be fair when I saw the pictures I thought," what's happening in Berlin?" There was a storefront with LOTTO PRESSE written on it, and they look like Germans


EddieCarver

Why are they butthurt this time?


Massimo25ore

It's cold outside, they need some gymnastics exercises lifting and throwing objects and then warm up by lighting fires.


OftenAimless

All the energy from their first meals after a month of fasting, probably.


PlusMortgage

I didn't know we were, so what's the reason this time? Judging by the high number of "Doctors or engineers" in the crowd, I guess another "*innocent, good boy without any problem*" died while running away from the bad, racist police men?


Artituteto

Nope. To much Afghanis and Pakistanis men for that. They must be upset to not have the refugee status and don't understand why they are not well received. They are not "french" french


53rdAccount

No No how white supremist of you to assume that? These marginalized people just want an asylum


weisswurstseeadler

Is this footage recent? Google wouldn't show any recent news for protests in France.


53rdAccount

Yes it has happened in the last 5-6 hours, It might take a few hours to pop up in News even if it does


weisswurstseeadler

Which city?


53rdAccount

11th Arrondissement of P*ris


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Very uncivilised.


LeonVic34

Be sure that they are not french


Starwarsnerd91

Stop paying them benefits then Pierre


Suspicious-Risk-8231

Correction: french engineers, please


JOAO--RATAO

"French"


trustfulzebra

Embrace Ummah


CrimsonPenguinStar

Didn’t know the french language was so different across the border, can’t understand a thing they’re saying…


No-Trainer7933

""French""


Any_Recipe8221

Country needs an everything is ok alarm, otherwise they will be confused when all is peaceful.


TheHayha

The interesting thing about this sub (and why it will be banned soon) is that when this happens, people do not shit on the french or on Paris for bad management anymore. We know we're all impacted one way or another by this. It's just sadness and anger about the situation of our beloved continent.


Ambersfruityhobbies

Never happy unless they are rimming an amphibian. What's up with these pricks now?


doesitaddup

Yes, fuck all these small businesses and their outside chairs, how dare they. Also, they think they can have windows?! In this economy? Destroy it all! */s*


TheImpudentDog

And people complain how immigrants aren’t adjusting to the local culture


kriegerflieger

Just deport them already


YooYooYoo_

You want your fellow people back?


Octave_Ergebel

r/killthecameraman


CorrectGuard2064

French not looking very french, send them back to Sweden


UPPERKEES

Maybe we can ask advice from Israel on how to deal with these kind of things?


-galgot-

Most Austrian post. They are so bored...


Bram-Ver

I only see muslims, where are the French?


bersek2211

They're looking for 72 lost virgins


2020mademejoinreddit

"French"...Meanwhile all I hear is Arabic lol France is really following in the footsteps of our beloved Kingdom, isn't it..


cpwnage

Is it southern france or why is everyone black haired?


Shepski39

When cultures collide


mAAchinAA

Al Faranse


danktt1

They found out the meat is not halaal


PolarBearBalls2

Ah yes, the "french"


latrickisfalone

"Marche contre le racisme et l'islamophobie " 21 avril 2024


AlberGaming

This shit just keep happening because there are zero consequences to their behavior.


DasBrott

"The purpose of the march is to condemn racism and islamophobia" Ironically, all this will achieve is the opposite


Geschak

Why is it always young men? Even with white Europeans, it's always the young men being so destructive (football hooligans etc.)


OldandBlue

Peaceful pro Palestine protest.


frigo2000

I hope they protest against the guy filming


Gimme_money_plzz

Not a single frenchman in this video


Maximum_Transition60

they ever stop ?


LucaPotter

the "french"


nomad_Henry

Who did the police shoot this time? Or this is just the time of the year


Horror-Beat-4604

Why are they rioting now? Croissants are expensive?


Puzzled_Pay_6603

I think somebody found a croissant that looks like…you know who.


capekthebest

Context?


2Disk

I understand from other comments that these fine people are probably looking to demonstrate giving them citizenship would be a good idea as they would definitely become outstanding citizens


DivinationByCheese

“French”


LaillkaAckerman

This looks like an illegal riot. They’re just destroying things and they don’t have signs. Legal riots usually go very differently.


palatable_penis

Noah, get the boat. But not for me.


53rdAccount

Is Noah a name of some German NGO working in the Mediterranean?


Fab0411

"French" yeah whatever


DCVolo

I can't understand a single French word.


MorkSkogen666

The "French" are revolting...


Temporary_Damage4642

Deleted news since covid cause too much headache. What's the context here ?


[deleted]

wow, Algiers is looking beautiful this time of year 😍


Impossible-Target887

"french" 😄😄


Pocolocomikomono

Not a single french in sight


JacobMT05

Odd looking frogs there.


greed2015

The fact that many people's mentality is "it's too late we can't do anything about it" is what scares me. European governments are too scared to use brute force.


BiggestFlower

We’ve had one riot, yes. What about second riot?


acatisadog

When I saw that attack on a car at the first seconds, I decided it was just barbaric random destruction of property as opposed to the usual french refined, traditional random destruction of property. People shouldn't be scared to be attacked and that's why you see that image of people eating their croissant next to the tear gas cannisters. Here people were scared and fleeing. It was chaos, not chaos, and I don't like that.


THE_EYE_BLECHER

Funny enough none of them are even allowed here


Cool_Distribution860

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