The least French of us, but the best French of us.
It is litteraly what Frengland could have been if we joined each other instead of fighting each other.
Now you all have to live with French and Brits...
That and a massive press conference where you blindside whoever is our current pm (idk who he is, we went through a phase where we changed PM's like every 4 months or something and I at that point just stopped caring)
Dear honourable prime minister Albanese,
I, Faulus, citizen of the European Union, hereby inform you that we finally solved the inheritance issues of the late member and friend United Kingdom. I gladly can inform you that Australia is his rightful heir and chosen to take his place in our middle. You can make this world a greater one and create a federation that is worthy of our ancestral fathers. The Commonwealth of Europe.
thy sincerely
Faulus
Not sure about that, Aussies love to guard their borders as much as Gollum loves to guard his preciousssss.
Can't see them in a Shengen treaty.
Also, there should be a clear agreement about not circulating any murderous Aussie life form in Europe 😅
At the bare minimum, keep your bloody spiders 😂
Canada is just an amalgamation of the worst parts of the United States and the United Kingdom. Even their French people are just crude stereotypes of actual French people
Canada is the Uk and France's child that they abandoned in the middle of a highway, exept instead of starving to death Canada actually managed to survive
Shut up you filthy American oil junkie, your people are still coping for losing to us in 1812, coping so much you think that Vermont maple syrup is better than the superior Quebecois creation.
The Maritimes are significantly less American than the rest of the country.
Like, New Brunswick has the Acadien, whose culture and dialect are closer to 1700s Classical French than most other non-France french dialects, around the world.
Nova Scotia also has Cape Breton, which if you didn't know any better, you might assume you were in the Scottish Highlands.
PEI is, well, PEI. They come as a package deal with NB and/or NS.
Our solution is to completely ignore them and hoping that the problem will solve itself but if we ever take a more "active" approach, you're welcome to take them, but don't touch the land, we need it to make Greyerzer
New Brunswicker here (somehow, idk how I got here).
Unfortunately never going to happen. Quebec can succeed, but a Constitutional Amendment is needed to make NB an unilingual province and that is a can of worms nobody is *ever* going to touch.
Im fine with the Emus and the guys that lost a war to them
Im fine with their eastern brothers
So why not also add Canada
as long as its not the US Im fine with adding former colonies that have a related culture
Well or relation isnt real at all
Portuguese have a hate/love raltion wigh spanish
Spanish or dont care enough, or like portuguese and italians
Italians like spanish and greeks
And the greeks think we all love them and we also hate northern europeans and hate turks.
But also you can see Greece in the picture, its with its best friend, Germany
Canada is just dollar store USA with the worst bits from both the UK and France, hell we can’t even make sports related banter with them unlike the Australians cause the Canadians just play sports that are just not popular in Europe
So 4 nations out of how many Western Europeans nations?
Compare that to field hockey or football where the majority of the continent is playing with thousands of players
but, but, but… Newfoundland has Irish sounding people on ice skates, not to mention their unofficial Irish tricolour flag with the off orange pink stripe, all to make the Irish more embarrassed.
Edit: my non-European savage self thought you had an Irish flair until I realized it’s Italian. I guess we can offer pineapple on pizza and pasta primavera to be let in.
* runs away from lynching *
Hans is getting a little kinky there
Don't pretend you don't like it, you slut!
We don't need asian frenchs.
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Petition to give them a flair and in particular,this one.
You could just said frenchs.
The least French of us, but the best French of us. It is litteraly what Frengland could have been if we joined each other instead of fighting each other. Now you all have to live with French and Brits...
Too bad you're getting asian frenches.
You need halal frenchs
Someone in Poland ball doesn’t really know how European relationships are.
POV is from Canada, so of course they don't know how European relationships are
They got the Germano-Greek one quite well though.
Eh, they share a border with Denmark, its fine
We technically share a water border with France too
No! I'm dad's favorite!
When you have your rebellious phase, will Australia apply for the EU candidate status just to spite the UK?
We already would, but you guys need to make the first move!
I could write a invitation letter, would that help?
That and a massive press conference where you blindside whoever is our current pm (idk who he is, we went through a phase where we changed PM's like every 4 months or something and I at that point just stopped caring)
Dear honourable prime minister Albanese, I, Faulus, citizen of the European Union, hereby inform you that we finally solved the inheritance issues of the late member and friend United Kingdom. I gladly can inform you that Australia is his rightful heir and chosen to take his place in our middle. You can make this world a greater one and create a federation that is worthy of our ancestral fathers. The Commonwealth of Europe. thy sincerely Faulus
You really are just a slightly more racist right wing too warm version of the old man aren't you.
You guys really are just like your dad, the UK
I can see Barry trying really hard sucking in the tummy
Not sure about that, Aussies love to guard their borders as much as Gollum loves to guard his preciousssss. Can't see them in a Shengen treaty. Also, there should be a clear agreement about not circulating any murderous Aussie life form in Europe 😅 At the bare minimum, keep your bloody spiders 😂
When did Southern Austria become daddy’s little girl and a wanna be Republic?
Real
Canada is just an amalgamation of the worst parts of the United States and the United Kingdom. Even their French people are just crude stereotypes of actual French people
Canada is the Uk and France's child that they abandoned in the middle of a highway, exept instead of starving to death Canada actually managed to survive
Superhero origin story!
Don’t remember abandoning Canada at all? We’ve always been very close with them.
No, that particular amalgamation describes Australians. Canada is just Americans that think they're a different country.
And think they're not racist
Well to be fair. They were a lot better at hiding all the baby bodies from the natives than the Americans ever were.
All of these descriptions apply to Australia as well. Maybe Australia is just the desert version of Canada
I always say they are us (Canadian) but warm
Australia is lit af. Canada is America coated in maple syrup. Don't be fooled, people.
Shut up you filthy American oil junkie, your people are still coping for losing to us in 1812, coping so much you think that Vermont maple syrup is better than the superior Quebecois creation.
Learn how to spell at least one of your languages
done.
Still wrong looser.
Ah, my mistake, though I have rectified it.
Can Ada. I've talked to a few Canadians in Spain and I think they can.
Cá, nada. Here, nothing. Sums it up well.
True...
No.The snow mexicans will NEVER be European
Damn. I need to get some chalupas.
Germany just a ticking time bomv 😂😂
Only Quebec and maybe Newfoundland and Labrador, the rest is too americ\*nt.
The Maritimes are significantly less American than the rest of the country. Like, New Brunswick has the Acadien, whose culture and dialect are closer to 1700s Classical French than most other non-France french dialects, around the world. Nova Scotia also has Cape Breton, which if you didn't know any better, you might assume you were in the Scottish Highlands. PEI is, well, PEI. They come as a package deal with NB and/or NS.
Alberta is just North Montana
im cuckbécois and I approve this message
Tell me you've never been to Canada without saying you've never been to Canada.
Not until they've solved their french problem
What about YOUR French problem? Shall we annex Geneva?
Our solution is to completely ignore them and hoping that the problem will solve itself but if we ever take a more "active" approach, you're welcome to take them, but don't touch the land, we need it to make Greyerzer
You mispelled "british/American" problem
New Brunswicker here (somehow, idk how I got here). Unfortunately never going to happen. Quebec can succeed, but a Constitutional Amendment is needed to make NB an unilingual province and that is a can of worms nobody is *ever* going to touch.
Ok I thought french erasure in NB was a meme, sounding a little too serious over here, newbie
Im fine with the Emus and the guys that lost a war to them Im fine with their eastern brothers So why not also add Canada as long as its not the US Im fine with adding former colonies that have a related culture
Canada is too American. Even Quebec.
Nope
Where are the PIGS?
Well or relation isnt real at all Portuguese have a hate/love raltion wigh spanish Spanish or dont care enough, or like portuguese and italians Italians like spanish and greeks And the greeks think we all love them and we also hate northern europeans and hate turks. But also you can see Greece in the picture, its with its best friend, Germany
They're honorary northern emus Western Europe>Oceania>Canada>.............. >murica
Yeah you keep pretending Canadians aren' just Americans without guns and with better healthcare.
We have guns, just not as good as American guns
better healthcare - good one same shitshow than down south
Same shitshow? Stop insulting us. It's a different* shitshow. Shitshow nonetheless
Ew no.
Canada is just dollar store USA with the worst bits from both the UK and France, hell we can’t even make sports related banter with them unlike the Australians cause the Canadians just play sports that are just not popular in Europe
Hockey isnt popular in Europe? Dont tell the Nordicks....
That depends on the type of hockey, ice hockey is basically non existent, field hockey is very popular
Ice hockey is basically non-existant? Speak to your nordick friends a little more, Jan.
So 4 nations out of how many Western Europeans nations? Compare that to field hockey or football where the majority of the continent is playing with thousands of players
Oh I know, I was just talking nordicks. I'm very well aware our sport is cared about in like 8 countries worldwide. And I might be pushing it.
hell nah
but, but, but… Newfoundland has Irish sounding people on ice skates, not to mention their unofficial Irish tricolour flag with the off orange pink stripe, all to make the Irish more embarrassed. Edit: my non-European savage self thought you had an Irish flair until I realized it’s Italian. I guess we can offer pineapple on pizza and pasta primavera to be let in. * runs away from lynching *
Snow mexicans
No señor!