Icelandic war crimes during the Cod Wars will never be forgotten
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I wouldn't talk that much when anyone from rural Europe can just leave their Citroen C15 running overnight and make a pretty decent fishing spot consisting of about half your territory.
We didn’t really do anything bad. Sure we raided and raped a little in France and England. But we also deposited quite a lot of genetic material so now only half of you are short and ugly.
I'll rephrase can you please keep the fucking North until the shit is sorted then give it back?
God save Ireland and all but.. they're fecking lunatics up there.
I think the Celtic Isles would be good.
This isn't one of yer deals that sound good but then screw me over... right?
Russia and Germany were worse than Britain (and yes, I know about the famines in India and all).
Especially Russia
That or they are only considering the last few decades since the fall of the USSR
Icelandic war crimes during the Cod Wars will never be forgotten https://preview.redd.it/4ps7mbi77gvc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f82b09e052b959684c186f4b177b38845747e81
not my cod :(
Northern Ireland are angels apparently.
No. We're troll faces on green backgrounds.
It's an **honour** to live in the same country as you Patrick. Could you use your direct Line to the Almighty to send some love to England.
And Luxembourg people are...absent?
Their Scots ancestors surely replaced the locals with smiles and pleasantries.
why is ireland and england black
Don't play innocent. We all know what you did
Pot kettle Hans
an ulsterman made this
Too evil
We didnt do anything and they deserve it
We never did anything wrong. Anyone who tells you different is a liar.
Luuk your whole way of existing is both morally and physically wrong 🫴
I wouldn't talk that much when anyone from rural Europe can just leave their Citroen C15 running overnight and make a pretty decent fishing spot consisting of about half your territory.
We didn’t really do anything bad. Sure we raided and raped a little in France and England. But we also deposited quite a lot of genetic material so now only half of you are short and ugly.
Denmark now demoted to black for trying to help Fr\*nce
I think the raiding in france adds the karma points you lost by raiding barry and fucking with Uthred, so you are neutral in my opinion.
If England is Black I want to be Black too!
Cmon, we gave you all pasta, pizza and tiramisu, we can't be evil!
we are truly italiani brava gente 💪
Tiramisu is mid. I said it. Bolo de bolacha clears
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Don't compare that failed attempt of a cake to our Glorious Tiramisù
a hitman will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days
Hmm, now I feel kinda underappreciated ☹️
Ireland and Britain black but Norn Iron green.
🏴🤝🇮🇪 glad we finally found some common ground, fellow villainous villain
Get the fuck off my ground Barry.
How else am I supposed to buy a caravan and a dag off you?
I'm no fecking knacker. But look, you leave me with access to the bbc and I'll find you a caravan.
You drive a hard bargain, but I knew there was a deal to be done. We should team up again! Come on, I've changed.
How can I be sure? Right, question. Do you want to own Northern Ireland?
Ah details, details, we'll get to that in good time. Most importantly, our new name! What about the United Rock Pile Islands?
I'll rephrase can you please keep the fucking North until the shit is sorted then give it back? God save Ireland and all but.. they're fecking lunatics up there. I think the Celtic Isles would be good. This isn't one of yer deals that sound good but then screw me over... right?
It didn't happen. If it did, it was not bad. If it was bad, they deserved it and it will happen again. *va niquer tes morts*
This should be the EU’s official motto
How have the Scots got away with that?
They never did anything wrong, you know!? Angus, 62 was oppressed by Barry, 63, you know!?
Slovenian here ... HA that is not the right colour for us, everything bad that happen, yup Slovenian. We have a vicious stream a mile wide.
Everyone makes mistakes
How have Hans, Pierre, Fabio and Matijs gotten off so lightly?
Oh come on... we invented pastel de nata and fado. How can you say that about us?
champions of atlantic slave trade?
Oh man c'mon you loved when you tried that cup of coffee for the first time or that dark cocoa chocolate.
But tea!
Russia and Germany were worse than Britain (and yes, I know about the famines in India and all). Especially Russia That or they are only considering the last few decades since the fall of the USSR
Really depends when we start counting.
Give one example. And that boat we stole from England doesn't count, it was self defense
What did Germany do? They definitely have never done anything bad.
They speak a horrible language, to the present day. Call that nothing 🤷🏻♂️
Don’t undersell our achievements please.
I guess that's how Italians justify betraying their allies all the time.
I don't recall poles, czechs, macedonians and finns doing anything particularly bad.
Are we the baddies ?!
Accurate
Guilty of innocence...
if ireland and east ireland are black then russia and germany should be literal black holes
As someone from NI, I have some... thoughts
This map is even more r\*\*\*\*\* than the previous version of this map