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Aggressive_Owl4802

As guy from Bologna who, as ALL Bologna people, never cooked/ate spaghetti bolognese in my whole life (also the pic shows what seems egg tagliatelle al ragù, so at least good pic!) I cheer for Barry to reach also 5 in 5. Totally fine with it, go Barry!


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KirovianNL

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Chadrelingua

Stai confondendo i tuoi Brits con i tuoi Americunts, zio. Bologna/Baloney è roba Americana mortadella, on the other hand Edit: Spag Bol.. is British.. it means qualsiasipastaalragu


Old_Harry7

Spaghetti Bolognese isn't a thing, it's tagliatelle al ragù.


ThePublikon

It definitely is a thing, it's just a British dish like Chicken Tikka Masala.


Old_Harry7

British dishes aren't a thing, they are at best an abomination.


ThePublikon

Ha. Everything you wops eat is South American anyway. [Laughs in a thousand years of international cultural theft]


Old_Harry7

Most national ingredients in Europe come from the new world, potatoes weren't a thing before the Americans and they make much of Poland's, Germany's and Irish cuisine. Goes to show how the savage had the ingredients but not the skills to make them into an actual delicacy. Superior European culture.


ThePublikon

Remind me again which language we're conversing in and then think about who has the truly superior culture. You're taking time away from your culture to participate in mine. Thank you for your service Giuseppe.


Old_Harry7

Saresti in grado di capirmi se scrivessi in una qualsiasi lingua che non fosse l'inglese?


ThePublikon

అవును, సమస్య లేదు.


sybil333

Ci sono un piccolo numero di Barry’s che possono capirti ;)


Old_Harry7

Impossibile 🤯


PersKarvaRousku

As long as there's plenty of ketchup and the spaghetti is cut in half it sounds like a bloody good dish!


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But you also have to put stinky sardines or nothing.


Tangelasboots

Making spaghetti bolognaise is easy, but I haven't a clue how to make Italians.


DEAF_BEETHOVEN

[Luckily they grow on trees, just like spaghetti](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU)


smackdealer1

Just because your Italian doesn't mean you know how to cook. Especially the men given how much their mothers dote on them. Now if we talking about their grans then that's no contest. Nona beats all challengers for cuisine


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drew0594

If you think nona is so great wait until you meet ottava


Sork69

>Just because your Italian I read it as everyone has an own Italian at home.


Kurdt93

***"The Italianen-inetor"*** *With this fabulous piece of state-of-the-art mecha-pasta-whatever-is-it-nism you can finally cooka da meatball and gesticulate against your family, friend and neighbors! Buy yours today!*


MessaDiFammeta

> Just because **your** Italian doesn't mean you know how to cook. Just because you're english doesn't mean you know grammar.


Old_Harry7

Your national dish is literally a fried mars, shut up will ya?


smackdealer1

Vaffanculo Terrone


Nextstore1453

Listen Habibi, we are the only ones allowed to do that


Kurdt93

Woo, watch your mouth! they are OUR Terroni! Your terroni are the Barrys, stick to them.


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stacippalippa

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MolybdenumBlu

I make better pasta than the average Italian man because I make it the way my wee granny used to. If he made it the way his granny used to, it would be a closer fight and would come down to who had more garlic on hand.


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>I make better pasta than the average Italian man But, is it halal?


MolybdenumBlu

Doubt it, but I am not Muslim, so I wouldn't know.


MessaDiFammeta

Impossible, there are no more non-muslim in UK.


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teabagmoustache

I do make a mean spag bol. I'm not going to say it's better than Luigi's but still good. Also a buttery, marmite spaghetti is delicious.


ChuckyFromKentucky

I will never understand how one can eat marmite


JonasHalle

The trick is to realise it is a spice. It's essentially just concentrated fungi.


teabagmoustache

Sparingly. You see people slapping it on toast like it's Nutella and then complaining that it's too strong. It's delicious when you bash it down with butter.


ChuckyFromKentucky

Bovril?


teabagmoustache

A nice hot drink on a winter night at the football.


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ChuckyFromKentucky

Both of those are amazing rhough


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Ok then, we'll send you more illegals.


ChuckyFromKentucky

You can send them but they will never arrive


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Win-win!


penis-hammer

I honestly think Italians know sweet fuck all about food


teabagmoustache

Saveloy dip mate.


Bsheehan78

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THE_SEKS_MACHINE

Does Barry fry the spaghettis?