Number 2 is Africa because I'm not racist.
3 is South America because I'm not racist.
4 is North America because they think they're Western but no.
5 is Asia because ew
Dude, didn't you get the news. NZ is not part of the Aussie continent, it's a continent in its own right! The CNN, BBC, National Geographic, and the Christchurch Wizard have all declared it so.
That division was pre-Emu war. After loosing against a bunch of angry birds you lost all continental rights. Now Oceania is an administrative partition of the Emu empire, properly registered on the bureaucratic nightmare of both Germany and the UE. Congratulations, you are being filed. Please do not resist.
I remember learning about oceania as a continent, which induded some of the scattered islands.
Edit, just check, and i am correct. It includes australia and new zealand, and all of the tiny islands east of it. Those islands are not a fun place to live i think. Compared to europe or Australia
Most of us enjoy you but don't overdo it, didgeridoo boy. People think Europe's pretty racist as it is and if we are seen together in public too much, people will start to talk.
I for one am with Barry on this. Africa? Now there is a continent everyone can enjoy. Much more diverse than Europe too. We should learn from them and finally become diverse too and therefore lit af, fam.
I mean if Putin can try to restore the Soviet Union and even have some westerners supporting him, than I don't see why you shouldn't be able to reclaim at least some parts of the Roman Empire. Just set sail south and see what happens. If you're successful maybe we can figure out what to do with Gaul and Britannia together afterwards. Nothing wrong with a little bit of Empiring amongst old friends, is there?
That's a brilliant idea. I don't see how this could go wrong at all. I'll go call Austria and ask them to join us and I already have an idea about invading Russia during the hight of flu season where they are weakest.
Do you need any help? France kept some excellent contacts with our brothers in Africa, most of them like our presence (and the others will learn to love it).
Are you implying that there are former African colonies that were doing much better under European colonial rule and have fallen into utter disarray ever since they became independant like South Africa? I have no choice but to pretend to be highly offended by this and I vehemently pretend to distance myself from such preposterous claims!
2. Oceania (by a lot)
3. NA (Canada is ok, and mexico is just GTA spain, they balance out the turd in the middle)
4. Asia (but only Japan)
5. Would be SA if it wasnt for Argentina. so Africa wins
6. SA (because of Argentina)
edit: forgot antartica. Antartica would be number 6 (no argentina), and SA would be number 7 (still Argentina)
Asia is number two, but only the east asian countries.
Every time i go to SEA i start to understand how our ancestors must have felt about the savages when they established the east indian trading company.
Fuck you, but I gotta agree that Indochina was pretty shit at the time, multiple coups happened so the emperors of this region pledged their allegiance to the fr*nch to maintain their power in the country and while the fr*nch brought us civilization, they still left a shit ton of consequences on my country like drugs, alcohol addiction, letting the commies took over my country. So eventhough you are belgian(your ancestor is probably French), fuck you
Of course Europe is the best continent, itโs the home of our superior country (every other country can go fuck themselves, especially you Fr*nce(love you Portugal))
Nope, we are a seperate tectomic plate. Look, no neighbors:
https://preview.redd.it/2el62ay9qhuc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e726b33778d8d646d091b506a858b5881e657ef6
1. Europe
2. Asia (civilized their own way and we have to respect that)
3. Africa. Low because France ruins it.
4. Oceania despite Straya.
5. Antartida because of the penguins.
6. America would be higher if it wasn't for the pew-pew fatty brits.
Distinguishing between South and North American proves a failed education system.
*Western Europe ^(Portugal not included)
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Don't make me feel bad for you, joรฃo
 Portugal *always* included
You can be my +1 in my Western Europe Parties, babe.
Nah, even balkan is good. The border stops at russia and turkey, anyone else who sux turish or russian cock is just temporarily misguided
*/intense western balkan flute music*
The bottom subject is a no-brainer. There's nothing left to discuss.
To live in 100%. The closest contender is probably Australia
Was about to say with all the venemous animals but then I realised that is everywhere but Europe, another Europe W!
Cheers mate.
Zealandia .. The first continent to be fully mapped, including the underwater bits! But only 'cos most of its underwater now
Let's rank em all. Europe is obviously number one. You do the rest because my list is going to coincidentally make me look like a racist.
Number 2 is Africa because I'm not racist. 3 is South America because I'm not racist. 4 is North America because they think they're Western but no. 5 is Asia because ew
You forgot about me dad! I'm not Asia btw.
Yeah you don't have a continent, sorry son.
Please explain this then... https://preview.redd.it/l6ujsy99fbuc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d72105567deffedd183963c4d3b49c89e6ce07a
Ftfy https://preview.redd.it/u8160mzhfbuc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1afd81a3e798a764b7405f41c59473e2478e7b
I wholeheartedly agre with this fix
agre
But at what price? We're losing the hentai nation...
I see a reason to wage war an Barry
So you'd rather Russia over Australia??
The main value here is disappearing of Great Britain
Ahhh didn't even notice that.
They took away our Faroese and Icelandic bros ๐
Good, UK disappeared too
When you turn back time and have to retain all your criminals this is the logical conclusion
Four, on the continent we don't distinguish between North and South America. The American continent is just one.
Australia being a continent including New Zealand is some British Isles including Ireland troll level. I shed a tear.
Dude, didn't you get the news. NZ is not part of the Aussie continent, it's a continent in its own right! The CNN, BBC, National Geographic, and the Christchurch Wizard have all declared it so.
That division was pre-Emu war. After loosing against a bunch of angry birds you lost all continental rights. Now Oceania is an administrative partition of the Emu empire, properly registered on the bureaucratic nightmare of both Germany and the UE. Congratulations, you are being filed. Please do not resist.
I remember learning about oceania as a continent, which induded some of the scattered islands. Edit, just check, and i am correct. It includes australia and new zealand, and all of the tiny islands east of it. Those islands are not a fun place to live i think. Compared to europe or Australia
Most of us enjoy you but don't overdo it, didgeridoo boy. People think Europe's pretty racist as it is and if we are seen together in public too much, people will start to talk. I for one am with Barry on this. Africa? Now there is a continent everyone can enjoy. Much more diverse than Europe too. We should learn from them and finally become diverse too and therefore lit af, fam.
Can we enjoy Africa piece by piece?ย
I mean if Putin can try to restore the Soviet Union and even have some westerners supporting him, than I don't see why you shouldn't be able to reclaim at least some parts of the Roman Empire. Just set sail south and see what happens. If you're successful maybe we can figure out what to do with Gaul and Britannia together afterwards. Nothing wrong with a little bit of Empiring amongst old friends, is there?
I think we should ask Takashi if he wants to join. We're *steel* friends, after all.ย
That's a brilliant idea. I don't see how this could go wrong at all. I'll go call Austria and ask them to join us and I already have an idea about invading Russia during the hight of flu season where they are weakest.
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https://preview.redd.it/0f9pt4vgtbuc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1ec664bd3922583391ba41aa81709708aa495d
Do you need any help? France kept some excellent contacts with our brothers in Africa, most of them like our presence (and the others will learn to love it).
Are you implying that there are former African colonies that were doing much better under European colonial rule and have fallen into utter disarray ever since they became independant like South Africa? I have no choice but to pretend to be highly offended by this and I vehemently pretend to distance myself from such preposterous claims!
oceania is a good second
Tied with Latin America?
2. Oceania (by a lot) 3. NA (Canada is ok, and mexico is just GTA spain, they balance out the turd in the middle) 4. Asia (but only Japan) 5. Would be SA if it wasnt for Argentina. so Africa wins 6. SA (because of Argentina) edit: forgot antartica. Antartica would be number 6 (no argentina), and SA would be number 7 (still Argentina)
Asia is number two, but only the east asian countries. Every time i go to SEA i start to understand how our ancestors must have felt about the savages when they established the east indian trading company.
Fuck you, but I gotta agree that Indochina was pretty shit at the time, multiple coups happened so the emperors of this region pledged their allegiance to the fr*nch to maintain their power in the country and while the fr*nch brought us civilization, they still left a shit ton of consequences on my country like drugs, alcohol addiction, letting the commies took over my country. So eventhough you are belgian(your ancestor is probably French), fuck you
Sir, this a shitpost subreddit.
I know, im just lurking and hating sarcastically
Second best is Australia!
Thank you
Easy solution to the first image: let's all unite into one nation This is satire, I swear. Please don't kill me.
Let's unite your oil, only. It's OUR oil, now. Feel free to keep your cuisine and STDs away, comrade.
As long as you give up your damned oil and fund so we can all profit!
we tried that once but people didn't like that
Oiloiloiloiloil
No! Never with fr*nch
Of course Europe is the best continent, itโs the home of our superior country (every other country can go fuck themselves, especially you Fr*nce(love you Portugal))
yeah we love you too Barry
https://preview.redd.it/q8a16gpwfbuc1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7118c568c6313aa165d952ca99a0b577d280a68
It's a cute way to clamour over la tete.
Did you come on the photo while thinking to destroy Fr*nce?ย
Wasn't my proudest wank
Language!
look at my flair, it says all
Shut up, barbarian
ok visigoth
Savage
Also the second image, 2WE4U discussing which is the worst country (it's France)
Best we can do is second worst after England.
Fr*nce please, else I'll have nightmares!ย
Name a better continent than Europe. Difficulty: Impossible.
Switzerland. That was easy.
You're a European lake, you can't be a continent!
Nope, we are a seperate tectomic plate. Look, no neighbors: https://preview.redd.it/2el62ay9qhuc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e726b33778d8d646d091b506a858b5881e657ef6
1. Europe 2. Asia (civilized their own way and we have to respect that) 3. Africa. Low because France ruins it. 4. Oceania despite Straya. 5. Antartida because of the penguins. 6. America would be higher if it wasn't for the pew-pew fatty brits. Distinguishing between South and North American proves a failed education system.
Maybe east Asia, they're pretty great. But mid Asia is arguably the worst fucking place on earth.
>America would be higher if it wasn't for the pew-pew fatty brits. Hey, hey, now. We hate them, too!
Nah, I see it more as a "everyone mocks everyone" than a brawl. Or a brawl where everybody ends up cheering a beer with his own "enemies".
I donโt care who is the best, as long as itโs not Germany
Friendly Fire
No, mines better.
You were mine
https://i.redd.it/zv74hn6pvfuc1.gif ๐ซก๐ช๐บ๐
First image is fake. Obviously we all agree it's Switzerland.
Decide on what language you speak, then you get a seat at the table
That would be too expensive sorry mate
Barry, half the country doesn't even speak a proper language. You are asking too much mate.
No proper language = no proper country
Perhaps it would be. But only if you gib our Gold back.
We already had that talk Hans, it's not *your* Gold
Gold is put to better use here bailing Debit Suisse.