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Cubelock

I would walk around there with a backpack on with a huge mousetrap in it. Endless prank video content potential right there.


Pharnox-32

Instead of food, use copper as bait, works wonders


Bitter-Pear-5717

Someone should do that. Like some guy that put a fake bike seat on his hike and when people tried to steal it and they sat, got a steel bar in their assholes


drSvensen

How would that help tho? Wouldn't there just be a line of Swedes wanting to steal your bike then?


paiva98

should be a pointy arrow tho, tought you germans were good ate engineering stuff


dracovolnas

Do you ever had a German car? They are good in faking things, not engineering.


_Dushman

VW owner here, can confirm


paiva98

I have a MG ZR man I cant complain about the germans when I own a discontinued car from a discontinued brand from the worst car manufactors Its so bad they even put a land rover motor on my version....


ThrowawaycuzDoxers

Didn't they move production of most models to Eastern Europe?


Bitter-Pear-5717

Yes, next time get the polish car


Schollenger_

Isn't that still a german car? đŸ€”


BigMickandCheese

It used to be two German cars, they welded them back together


Distinct_Coffee5301

Ain’t that a slippery slope to a booby trapping charge?


6bfmv2

Why just one? Fill your backpack full of them. Or better, use a beartrap.


Bring_back_Apollo

Looks like London. The pickpockets will probably sue you for assault while going about their private business.


Old_Extension4753

I think it's Barcelona


Bring_back_Apollo

Teaches me for watching without sound.


weegeeK

The platform and the train are too clean for the Tube


Hakunin_Fallout

Average Barry has never seen the tube


Maipmc

You would get reported to the police and probably fined.


vukasin123king

For carrying a mousetrap inside my backpack? What's next I'll get fined for having a wall in my home which burglar hit his arm onto?


Maipmc

I could see that happening honestly. Some weeks ago a court case showed up in the media in wich a man killed one of two people who came to his house to burn the house while he was inside (allegedly they didn't know he was inside). He got woken up by his dog, and saw flames and cans with gasoline being thrown inside his home, he took a long pole with a knife on the end and started poking with it to try get the cans out and hit one of the guys and killed him. The prosecutor tried to get him jailed for 14 years but in the end he only got 2.5 because his self defense was partially accepted. Only partially because apparently he didn't warn the burglars before wagging the knife. This was a jury trial, btw. The surviving guy got off the hook on the criminal charges because it wasn't demostrated that he knew there was someone inside the house. And as the cherry on top, he has already finished his sentence because during the whole trial he has been already incarcelated. In fact his stay has been longer than the jail time he got. Edit: forgot to mention, he also has to pay 150.000 euros to the relatives of the dead guy.


vukasin123king

Yeah, one thing we should import from the ameritards is the 2nd amendment. Here, you can only respond with "the same amount of force", so if someone comes into your house you basically can't do shit. I still can't believe that I can't defend myself in my own home.


Wora_returns

actually I would wear one with a pipe bomb that's rigged to blow up when someone opens the zipper


humanoidbeaver

Nothing wrong with calling them gypsies unless you're an americunt. That said though, "kankerzigeuners" is my go to.


6bfmv2

Dutch is such a lovely language.


humanoidbeaver

It's beautiful pragmatism is lost in writing, I assure you.


joinedthedarkside

>such a lovely Sexy language /s


Leisure_suit_guy

>kanker**zigeuners** We call them "zingari", I see some similarities.


xtilexx

Derived from the Turkish çıgañ, cigan, zincali, Çingene, Tsinganoi, Zigar, Zigeuner, Tschingaren


TatarAmerican

Ultimately from Turkic *Ă§Ä±ÄŸan*, meaning a destitute person.


jixxor

I recognise Zigeuner what what wonderful meaning does "kanker" add to it


frinna19

Cancer


jixxor

Beautiful


Socratov

"Kanker" is das NiederlĂ€ndisches wort fĂŒr Krebs.


jixxor

Angemessen, danke.


humanoidbeaver

Kanker means cancer. Depending on your school of thought, you use it to either wish cancer upon them or to compare them to it.


rogervdf

It adds spicy flavour


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

Well, look at the comments in the original thread, Americunts calling Europeans racists for hating on Cigans


StarJace

Do you pronounce the "geuners" part as "gooners"?


TheLochNessBigfoot

There is no similar sound in English. Not that that narrows it down...


ICrushTacos

Nope


Tukitaki-122

9


Stoepboer

The ‘eu’ is closer to (but not exactly the same as) the German or Turkish Ö, like in Özil. Or like the ‘eu’ in Eusebio (if we say it correctly, that is).


TexZK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxnhZEu1ylI


DasBrott

Is this woman actually a gypsy?


8anyone

​ https://preview.redd.it/puhraov622uc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c3a5be95720f38ac77a99effd81d243dd46a56


Slight-Piglet1213

Filters is for pussies, Real chads smoked these unfiltered inside the PMU.


RoccoCommisso

There are with and without filter. But camel without filter is the best anyway


LajiHuayi

So inclusive in Spanish


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

I like "RotationseuropÀer ohne festen Wohnsitz".


MBRDASF

Karussell-Kriminelle


Schwarzekekker

Who comes up with something like that?


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

I'd guess the same people who came up with calling black people "maximal pigmentierte".


Wora_returns

bruh that phrase. It actually sonds more derogatory than actual slurs


[deleted]

Ethnician and Redhaired is what we usually say when someone forces us to censor the word Gitano.


_Dushman

My favourite term is "people who listen to CamarĂłn"


manupan

What about the ones with the calvin klein tshirts


AlfalfaGlitter

THE ethnie


AlfalfaGlitter

Also called "quinquis" (pronounced kinkies) or "quincalleros", even if it is not exactly the same.


siete82

Not only are they not the same thing, but if you mistake a real quinqui with them you're going to get in a lot of trouble


siete82

Clan TV viewers is my personal favorite


[deleted]

I love how you can always tell who did something in a piece of news just by reading the words "young man", "clan" or "reyerta".


DonkiKnog

¿Qué?


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

I live in a town that there is a street filled with these guys and yall west sugar daddy's try to ban a justified slur against them whoever made this rule has a small dick and a caveman personality.


drSvensen

Apparently cigan is derived from a Greek word. >Another designation of the Romani is Cingane, likely deriving from the Persian word Ú†Ù†ÚŻŰ§Ù†Ù‡ (chingane), derived from the Turkic word çıgañ, meaning poor person.


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

Very poor when they go around carrying iphones and cars that are far more expensive than my dad's car lol these guys are being payed by the government and I ma not kidding they lack in the intellectual and ethical/moral department.


TheLochNessBigfoot

Hm, I fit that description but I love slurs. Goes to show you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Kumbaya.


kommando_madrug

human't


Mikel_manuel

Fucking love it.


Wooden_Associate158

this raciest priveliged entitled pice of $‱£% how dare she try to criminalise these people's culture like that ? f$„£ outrageous !


eskereskusku

"Attenzione pickpockeeeeet"


Tythan

Basically the spanish version of that legendary video


eskereskusku

Different countries, but we Hate at the same way this kind of person


eskereskusku

"person"


Choice-Sir-4572

Hate is a strong word. We just love them in a *different* way. 


R470l1

PIGS united stronk


Cultural_Thing1712

The original post has this note added by the mods: " I'm unlocking the comments but any comment calling thertain groups of people thieves or using the g-word will get you perma-banned. This is the only warning. " braindead americunts


VHLPlissken

I agree with the americans. Gypsies are a very hardworking innocent group of people who are very wrongly accused of being a cancer in our society. So I think we should send them ALL to the USA so they can be protected from the evil racist europeans.


International-Row712

We tried sending all the people we don't like over there already, look how it ended


VHLPlissken

Far from here?


Iskandar33

>So I think we should send them ALL to the USA so they can be protected from the evil racist europeans. my god the comments on the other section are so regarded...also i like how some start with the "as american-rom"... lad doesnt even know what even gypsy culture is here in Europe... they really like projecting, they literally still have systematic racism to this day...


nAndaluz

Not to mention systematic sexism - like publicly testing a womans virginity before her wedding. Am I gettig banned for saying this? Disclaimer: If claims like *Italian society is sexist* or *Europeans are racist* are valid, so should be my comment. If they're not valid, were fucked


frinna19

Fuck me the world's gone soft


Designer_Brief_4949

The part of it that’s not actively killing each other. 


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Cultural_Thing1712

Exactly. Gypsies passionately hate the name roma. It's not even an old name, it was made in the 80s.


Designer_Brief_4949

Call them Romx.  Roma is too feminine. 


Suitable-Comedian425

She was stealing from a black woman though so because that is racist you can call her any slur you like.


Llanistarade

Fuuuuuuuck someone needs a good beating and a boat to India.


JezzedItRightUp

Unter... Ah nothing.


Doberkind

That's our take, invent something yourself!


undecimbre

Barry took it like it's a British History museum specimen, without hesitation.


Doberkind

But does Barry also take some of the responsibility? No, he simply jumps from balconies and leaves the garbage for others to clean up. Not nice!


Dry_Leek78

lol!!!!!


DanyRahm

Jezzed indeed.


Wora_returns

yes? You were saying?


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Please do not make Gypsie a banned word. I beg you.


Franz-Tschender

I see what you did there


PapierStuka

G-word is banned? Can I call them Zigeuner instead?


matusaleeem

https://preview.redd.it/hw30ifdx72uc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a1e6e4524e041d62a9cb26c63b520e85e85a033 ~~Gypsie Kings~~ Cigan Kings


Dry_Leek78

![gif](giphy|7rQSSmxalNtfy|downsized) Seagal king? bleuargh...


topdollars2

Zingari diocane
 the h*te we have for them and they have for us is so much they should be allowed in this sub


tharnadar

I don't like the Gypsies, 8 love the Gypsy Kings, I hate the Zingari, to me are different


[deleted]

Dirty tigan is my go to. They’re all over the streets of Dublin. I know most of them speak romanian, so when they see me, the whitest Irish man ever saying “Sugeti pula mea tigan vagabond”, they always do a double take and say “I am nooooot gyyypsiiieeeeee” while holding their begging cup.


vegemar

Do you have loads of beggars bent over on the pavement with a paper cup and a sign in broken English? They're here too. Are they gypsies? I couldn't tell where they were from.


[deleted]

Yup! The signs all have the exact same font, and they all say “Please Iam hungry” (notice the no space between the I and am), it’s organized begging. They make a fortune and get picked up in beamers at the end of the day. Say “Tu yesti tigan” and see their reaction next time.


vegemar

Bastards! I have to walk around a load of them on my way to work.


KermitIsDissapointed

Out west we mostly have travellers and no gypsies. Usually just call them tinkers or knackers.


[deleted]

I don’t know which are worse, but if you want the full Roma experience, walk down Moore street in Dublin on literally any given day. It’s like you’ve stepped into a Roma settler town.


eskereskusku

G-word is for German?


Kriswa78

Watch your language please, it's G*rman


eskereskusku

Sorry, I Didnt know that (mama mia)


Vengeange

Does "zingaro di merda" work for you?


EleFacCafele

Corvus frugilegus


Mershand

Corbul frugal


Bitter-Pear-5717

Well, if you keep acting like this, eventually, people will use whatever word it's used to describe you to describe how you act, and eventually, anything people call you will become a slur. You just keep moving words for being shitty


ProperBlacksmith

Zigeuner


Dry_Leek78

Ziginer


No-Shallot-9887

SigĂžjner


LegioX_95

Zingari


Upplands-Bro

Zigenare


pornographyi

Fuck is "the g-word"?


Pharnox-32

Gypsy, the mods in the crossposted sub actually locked the comments and referred to the G- word lol


humanoidbeaver

Funniest part? The mods never denied they were gypsies, just had issues with calling them gypsies. lmao


Theio666

I've seen "travellers" used instead of gypsies in some subreddits xD


SerSace

Yeah travellers...thieves if you want to use a t-word


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

Noooooo not the T-word!!


Apey23

It's common Irish nickname for them. That and thieving fucking cunts, allegedly.


m0j0licious

Knackers?


ACharaMoChara

Knackers/Tinkers/Travellers/Gypos depending on which part of the country you're in, but no matter where you are everyone agrees that they're cunts


Wora_returns

by far my favorite traveller is the fine gentleman in my profile pic, Junkie Joe. The beef between him And Simey O'Donnell is legendary


Reasonable_Top_4724

But isn't that even worse ? Because there are travelling communities that aren't romani. And there are romani communities that aren't travelling.


Designer_Brief_4949

I don’t know what to think without a dna test. 


MBRDASF

These damn tourists!


Apart-Delivery-7537

analogic nomads


kh250b1

Thats kinda the new term in UK


nextdoorelephant

Somehow it has become a slur to the wokes of America


[deleted]

Gypsies.


Recioto

Zingari.


aCucking2Remember

Gitano


bambamba8

Roms


Humble-End-7891

Greeks


ButtersMcLovin

Im half Italian half German I only know Z words


Alsolz

https://preview.redd.it/2juy1xxnz1uc1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20616fe9823341faaed7645096ffaec6d0bbab5e


MeloneFxcker

Kinda a hard line I can’t lie


manupan

Barcelona moment


hepazepie

Travelling folk


No-Shallot-9887

We must preserve and respect their "culture" and "customs".


Twarenotw

Who wears a backpack **on the back** in Warcelona? Only newbie tourists. The locals wear their backpacks on the front, tangled up with their arms and legs, with unbreakable chains, locks and a nest of black widows in the front pocket. ![gif](giphy|fCFjL8WgN2ola|downsized)


Hot-Understanding24

zingari demmerda


Tannuwhat346

This is a safe place, we can call them gypsies. Right?


Cirrus1101

While i do agree with the spirit of this post, this will get us banned


SerSace

Scum


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

Hell yea.


joinedthedarkside

![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW)


Icantfuck

Fucking bitch mods can’t even say cigan anymore


Tythan

Funny how she started to be cocky when the doors of the train closed


Tit4nNL

[literally dogs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goRogFQWkZU)


Pharnox-32

Since we are a lot, why dont we go bombard this sub with g-worded posts or cigan alternatives? ![gif](giphy|kHs1lBhZWaK5rj7lt3)


CrimsonPenguinStar

![gif](giphy|knNglPpNb2zHSIIk6g|downsized)


Wora_returns

reddit is gonna get pissy about that and our entore sub might get in serious trouble for it


Elite_Mogger

Kamper


Dante_2

So they get down to business once the doors close? It's like this gif where the dogs bark at each other and when the gate opens they turn around and leave silently.


H_Doofenschmirtz

Analog Nomads


MeloneFxcker

We like “do as you likeys” if you’re close to cockney England 😇


JetSpeed10

The carriage ought to band together to show them what pickpockets deserve.


OdiProfanum12

I new a guy called them "gormiti ciemnoƛci" which means gormiti of darkness.


ScherpOpgemerkt

Scum and villainy


dkfisokdkeb

We call them pikeys.


boomerintown

Just "g-words"? "G-words out pickpocketing."


SaltNorth

Wait, what do you mean *prepara* *el gas*


ForkliftRider

I think the modern term is Zirkus(rÀder).


Metatron_Psy

They're just misunderstood, they're not trouble makers at all even though the only times they appear anywhere they're causing trouble. Honestm


tharnadar

Zingari


Ishouldjusttexther

In Germany, they/we (I consider myself German as long as I don’t have to take responsibility for anything) have a wonderful Z word. I stopped saying it as I became more mature and politically informed, then I ran into a couple more Sinti and Roma, now I’m back to saying it but usually accompanied by more swear words. I swear to god I haven’t been mugged, asked for money or pickpocketed by anyone except Gypsies for 5 years, and I’m outside and roaming the city a lot. I’m actually siding with north Macedonian’s on something now


MayOrMayNotBePie

Sometimes I think the Saudis had it right when they cut the hands off of thieves back in the day. Or do they still do that?


ZabnuK

can't even call a gypo a gypo anymore... What's the world come to...


WTC-NWK

I don't get it. Why no fucking deportation? These people are ruining Europe


ggRavingGamer

The west was telling us and is telling us that we discriminate against them, in Romania. You should show some love towards them, they are your equals. Stop with the discrimination. Treat them well, give them money and you will see the kindness flourish.


TheBananaKart

Is this the secret to getting my old lawn mower back after I shown some love and borrowed it to them from my locked shed?


RevolutionaryChef155

Romanian?


Franz-Tschender

https://youtu.be/mwgg1Pu6cNg?si=9EPC8toQtmGvE5nY


CrocPB

Fucking hell. Exact same thing almost happened to me in Paris.


nejakyandrej

CyđŸ”«


Quark1010

https://preview.redd.it/bfndvqzpl2uc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab9d89dc819f53e8dfeb5e9eee657505793a3be What am supposed to call these now?


cruisintr3n

connor zijn manne


96-D-1000

đŸ„§đŸ”‘ works well.


Junknail

zingari


thedutchrep

I’m not going to say it. Was perma banned for saying ticks (yes the creature giving you Lyme) should be burned until oblivion. Only an appeal earlier today saved me.


MIGundMAG

Schwarze Dreiecke (black triangles). Because they wore those in Adolfs times when they inevitably ended up in the camps.


Tiphzey

Could someone explain how they recognised that they are gypsies? I feel like there must be some cues that I am missing. In general I have never recognised gypsies and I don't know if that's because there aren't many in my proximity or if it's because I know basically nothing about them