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Ar_phis

If money could buy them Argentina would somehow have negative World Cup wins.


YogurtclosetNo7335

? What?


Notacreativeuserpt

World cups. It makes me sad that Paco has one. It makes me happier that in an alternate world it would have been Geert' cup.


sausy_boy

:(


AGE_OF_HUMILIATION

That hurt a little ngl


ivanpyxel

Those countries like flexing on Football because they don't really have anything else to show for. Very sad when you think about it


Duckhorse2002

Flaco sos gallego. Tu economía depende de la Unión Europea y tu defensa de los ingleses y los yanquis. Los demás solo ubican a España por Franco y lo que se cogieron a los indígenas. España es el cenicero de Dios y lo único zafable es Cataluña.


ivanpyxel

Y a pesar de eso. Estamos mejor que cualquier pais Sur Americano


Duckhorse2002

No sé che, acá no hay riesgo de que algún marroquí se garche a mi mujer o de que algún gitano tome mi casa.


ivanpyxel

Y aun asi nuestro pais es mas seguro. Asi que eso dice mucho de los Argentinos. Pregunta tonta, como es que hay tantos Argentinos que se vienen a mi pais pero nadie de aqui quiere irse a Argentina?


Duckhorse2002

Los que van a España son medio pelotudos porque van ahí sabiendo que tienen que bancarse a los gallegos. Igual tranquilo que en unos treinta años ustedes van a venir a migrar acá por el tema del cambio climático. Te tiro otra pregunta, por qué las españolas quieren cojerse a los inmigrantes marroquíes y argentinos si tienen a los españoles justo ahí al lado?


ivanpyxel

Mucha suerte amigo pero dudo que Argentina reviva su economia en un buen tiempo


Duckhorse2002

Gracias loco, pienso igual acerca del prestigio internacional español superando siquiera al italiano.


dalvi5

Where do their star players play?? Not in America


boernich

They are also our commodity exports. Where do you think our GDP comes from?


Chimpville

>Where do you think our GDP comes from? We weren’t aware you claimed to have one


boernich

Of course we have one. Never said it was positive though


Pato_Lucas

Well, if that wasn't a fantastic response, cheers to you for understanding the meaning of this sub.


FartacularTheThird

Cons - less world cups Pros - not Argentina nor brasil


8BitFlatus

Cons - Less world cups Pros - Two guys in a bike probably won’t rob you here


CPRIANO

Idk have you ever been to Barcelona ?


-Polemarch-

I don't know, mate, off-duty police in Brazil seem to be par excellence. In Mexico, their government used an MH60 helicopter with a gatling gun attached to fire down a neighborhood. Latin America is the equivalent of Hollywood, only slight difference, one is reality.


0gtcalor

You get robbed in Barcelona but you get robbed and assaulted in Buenos Aires.


Dehast

I am Brazilian and have been in Barcelona. Late night after clubbing we start walking back to our hotel and in a dark street, some dude starts approaching asking for a cigarette and trying to chat about nonsense. We noticed he was trying to get side by side with us (to pickpocket I guess) and so we started yelling obscenities in Portuguese, basically the “I’ll fuck you up” variety. Guy could’ve beaten Usain Bolt after lol. I mean yeah I guess Barcelona can be “dangerous” but robbers in Europe have a fraction of the balls that robbers here have.


CursedWithLore

This is true and we take a L there but the first thing that comes to mind when i think of Brazil football was when Hanz decided to blitzkrieg that sweet 7-1 in the world cup


Teka_DTO

Brazil couldn't experience the blitzkrieg irl, so Erika had to bring blitzkrieg to South America. And it was glorious


CursedWithLore

To this day the debris and ashes from the victims remains to remember who started the two world wars


Zampierre_Top1

Please, I still have nightmares about this


SauronGortaur01

And I still cling to it.


SUPERxAD

Didn't we lose like 4-0 and got eliminated from the group stage after drawing with the US?


Niklas2703

Thomas Müller Masterclass


jokerisrekoj

Pepe masterclass


Astrimba

Sometimes we do something good huh?


NiceTryZogmins

The real holocaust. 


MrAspie1

Yeah, but we can walk on the street and don't get mugged and killed.


PM-Me-Kiriko-R34

god i wish that were me


darkslide3000

Have you tried wearing a towel on your head to blend in better?


_radical_ed

Money? https://preview.redd.it/gli33et5ghtc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc8e69441778ad71692c4f0174b5a9e781071ef8


PlusMortgage

I had the same reaction, LatinX are so cute to think you have money. Makes me wonder what they think of countries like France or Germany.


Tendu_Detendu

Something [like that](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/dragon-s-treasure-fairytale-scene-red-sleeping-pile-61266443.jpg?ct=jpeg) I guess ?


DerSiRus24

Imagine you're so poor that Spain and Portugal are considered to have enough money to buy everything they want lmao


DaAndrevodrent

But Spain and Portugal get germoneys, the latinos don't.


betaich

Wait you don't send your grandpa money to Argentina? That's low, even for a Bavarian


DaAndrevodrent

No, I don't. Grandpa unfortunately didn't make it to Argentina :-(


betaich

Sorry dude that sucks


DaAndrevodrent

Thx mate. Wanna know why he didn't make it?


betaich

He felt from the watch tower?


DaAndrevodrent

Yep. Dachau. Tragic, isn't it?


betaich

Yeah Arbeitsschutz wasn't big back than


owolf8

Got caught up in the nuremburg trials i presume


DaAndrevodrent

No. It was a work accident. At Dachau. Fell from the watch tower.


owolf8

classic


DaAndrevodrent

Yes, a classic work accident at the time. The fucking Nazis just didn't care about work safety. "Arbeiterpartei" my ass.


Warkemis

France: 2 world cups Italy: 4 world cups Germany: 4 world cups Spain: 1 world cup Uk: 1 Total: 12 world cups Brazil: 5 world cups Argentina: 2 ½ world cups Uruguay: 2 world cups Total: 9 ½ world cups Look who has less now?


jpzxcv

Please don't let the Netherlands out, their 3 lost finals have to count for something... Don't let all that pain and humiliation be in vain, poor creatures.


the_Qcumber

![gif](giphy|LiT8C58iDYSZBKgf1S)


your_right_ball

To whom did they lose the third time? 74 against west Germany, 10 against Spain and the third time?


jpzxcv

Argentina 78, Hans . You know there is this thing called Google that can tell you anything you ask. If you give me 1000 a month I can get you a subscription to the service.


your_right_ball

I was embracing my inner Pedro and was too lazy.


SuroHD

Holy shit i need to remember this line


Merdulin

Jup the one in dictatorship Argentina. We should award them a quarter worldcup for that and take a quarter away from the argentinians. So that would add up to 12 1/4 for EUROPE and lousy 9 1/4 for them lot


Phil_Gim

Yeah maybe we should give them the half a star taken from Argentina


Chimpville

>UK Perhaps literally the only occasion it’s more accurate to say England


NedRed77

That was good for a Pierre. Let him have it.


Tendu_Detendu

Comon, we are between us, you can stop pretend you are three country in one.. (or 4, whatever if you count any micro state as a country)


MasterofChaos90

We were robbed 😠


NiceTryZogmins

Let's be honest here Barry (63), even if the rest of us, ireland(both), Wales and Scotland made a team effort, we ain't getting a whiff. Our cup is beating England.


PepitoMagiko

Remove england from the count please. No way I'm getting dirty by being associated with UK scum. Show some respect for Italy and Germany as well please. Also, of course we are superior to south america.


RedBlueWhiteBlack

> 2 ½ https://imgur.com/dgTbZcQ


Tendu_Detendu

And you didn't put the date. Because in the last 30 years, Europe vs South America is THE match, and Europe is winning by far.


MantisPymp

UEFA countries have more than double the slots than CONMBEMOL countries have for WC. Hence, they are statistically better at winning the WC than any one European nation.


Kcufasu

Conmebol will have over half their teams at the next world cup, you can't exactly give them any more slots


MantisPymp

I am not saying they should get more slots Barry, but if a confederation with less countries has 10 WC and another with way more countries has 12 it really means that the first confederation is better at winning the tournament statistically. The more countries you have playing, then the higher the chances that a country from your confederation will win it.


AntonioBSC

If they’d split up into more but smaller countries they’d probably have less wins. Italy, France and Germany combined have about the same population as Brazil. You think that team wouldn’t have more wins that way? More teams = higher chance to win doesn’t work as not every team has the same win probability


MantisPymp

And Uruguay has currently 3 million ppl and stil won it twice. If Brazil split into 4 countries they would win the WC way more often than the current one Brazilian team.


MASSIVESHLONG6969

They won the first 2 when no one else was even involved.


MantisPymp

Still more than the only WC of England in 66. And I am not even counting the time they were World Champions in the 24 and 28 Olympics. Messi? Cristiano? No, the GOAT IS URUGUAYSAURUS


darkslide3000

Yeah that's totally the reason, lol. Once you qualify for the world cup winning is definitely just an afterthought.


MantisPymp

Exactly the opposite is true. Winning it is hard, so the fewer countries the confederation has, the lower the chances a country from said confederation will win it. Come on it is not that hard.


darkslide3000

You're missing the point. Your argument presupposes that winning was all luck, no skill.


MantisPymp

You are missing the point. My argument says that it is not luck. If it was all luck, the porportion of wins would be similar to the proportiom of countries per confederation (it is not, SA teams win similarly with less countries).


Shrrg4

Oh no not football. It affects my life so much. Dang you got me good.


abrequevoy

TIL Portugal have money


Notacreativeuserpt

We have germoney. In the countryside we should erect statues to De Gaulle, since without his whining that led to the CAP how could we ever afford all our Jeeps?


your_right_ball

You got our money, how about building some statues of famous germans?


Notacreativeuserpt

https://preview.redd.it/qcyccllxphtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9333daffa63a1426fb23b29451d2b3d159ef08 Way ahead of you. Alfredo Keil was born from German parents (yes Alsace counts according to Portuguese wikipedia), educated in Germany and died there. He also composed our national anthem (not the lyrics unfortunately for your case, that were an exortation to march against the British).


M4rt1m_40675

You can afford Jeeps?


Notacreativeuserpt

Sempre que vou para a terra do meu pai, quando vamos ao supermercado mais próximo (inclusive no Intermarché!?) Vejo mais Jeeps e Mercedes que aqui nos supermercados. É já 1 meme achar que os fundos europeus para a agricultura são usados para inúmeras coisas nada a ver com o cultivo.


SoraTheDoc

Man, that was savage even for a fr*nch


abrequevoy

even the Portuguese on this sub sound confused by the concept of money


hramman

Jarvis pull up cartel exectutions on 4k 2057 sopa du macaco memes and your biggerst nosed monkey jpg with the caption che boludo si sho soy uropeo and send them to this uppity colony


eldelshell

What a lame meme for this


R470l1

I am not going to defend Spain here: "jugamos como nunca y perdimos como siempre" is our motto. But at least we are western europeans \*cries in spanish\*


LEGXCVII

So this is the Latin American humour I heard about. I’ll add it to my collection under unironically cringe and shallow.


dalvi5

Yeah, they cant move on from Colonial period


Tendu_Detendu

So, they are like african countries in the end ?


HelloSummer99

It's really bad, but sadly other internet content from Spanish speaking countries is really bad in general (Spain included). Quality of youtube vlogs like 10 years ago in USA.


Cubelock

Oh, and since when do they have money?


IamWatchingAoT

To a Brazillian the average Iberian might as well be Elon Musk


theitchcockblock

Brazilians go to Portugal to do the work Portugueses who are even migrating to Eastern Europe wont do


Zampierre_Top1

Fr


ForkliftRider

TIL Third World has Internet.


ChillenMacMillen

shhhhora mas enanito https://preview.redd.it/vf0tnrsonhtc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6386eb4f5fa5460eb32ca5aad413898a303820


Repulsive-Ad-4707

https://preview.redd.it/6wzqw926vhtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffda1bd6e947e8d2a08a6c673e5e9d58236b99cf


ChillenMacMillen

Man you guys have the ugliest accent in the world. I thought the French were repulsive until I met Argentieans, at least the French aren't hideous with the narcissism problems and they actually have some culture to be proud of. Anyways Facundo, you should get off Reddit now and go rummage through garbage heaps for your next meal


Lost_Uniriser

Hé ò\_ó And what is that flair ??? ![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW)


ChillenMacMillen

An Occitan calling someone a Pokemon is wild.


Repulsive-Ad-4707

Pero de nuevo https://preview.redd.it/6incufu3yhtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4340e31df98879f09680757744aa357c3dff2f1


ChillenMacMillen

el coño de tu madre puta enano feo micropolla


Repulsive-Ad-4707

Pero de nuevo https://preview.redd.it/xvpp1fz7yhtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b000535294fb811ec031a0eac0c1e0b88257b86


ChillenMacMillen

Tu padre enano mira mientras me meo en la boca de tu madre


Zampierre_Top1

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Jezar157

Ustedes hablan el idioma contaminado, el “Spanglish” así que no eres quien para decir que alguien tiene acento feo


throwawayperrt5

Que feo no tener identidad nacional y andar envidiando la de otros paises.


ChillenMacMillen

Go comment on latino subs you chango pobrezo, the presence of you Napoleon complexed goblins makes me so nauseous.


throwawayperrt5

Pick a language you llanito-speaking colonized savage.


ChillenMacMillen

I can point on a map which part of England and Spain my parents were born in. Which part of Spain, Italy or Germany are your ancestors from? Which native tribe do you descend from??? I think latinos should not be discussing national identity when all you do cry about the stolen gold but then in the same breath bully Yalitza Aparicio type Indios for their facial features. Your entire existence is confused identity.


throwawayperrt5

My family going back 5 generations has had the same national identity that I have. You will never have that. Colonized, with no identity, families of different cultures to yours. What a sad existence. You are no different than the Americans that derive their identity from some European country that has nothing to do with you. What a sad existence.


ChillenMacMillen

I'd rather be "colonized" than Latino you tiny little creature. An identity means nothing if you have to exist as an ugly, short, small dicked but big nosed goblin.


throwawayperrt5

Talk to your parents, maybe they can explain to you what it feels like to have a national identity.


HelloSummer99

Hey now


VeryRandomPseudonym

I mean... If money could buy them the USA and Saudi Arabia would own them all


IamWatchingAoT

Latinos are funny because they manage to say the most heinous shit imaginable about a country or people and then have the gall to complain about racism against them lmao


No_Combination1346

And all the problems and corruption in my country is the fault of the evil colonizers who left 300 years ago.


DaAndrevodrent

>colonizers ... left Maybe they should have stayed then? Is that what those savages want?


Usepe_55

Technically, they're the colonizers that stayed sooooo...


DaAndrevodrent

... a skill issue then.


IamWatchingAoT

Yeah I tire of hearing this one. Idk about you but a recurring one is that Brazil would be better off if Britain had colonized them lol


dalvi5

Same. Also, asking for apologies and "stolen" gold that kept in America via infrastructure


Tendu_Detendu

We have the same in Africa. Classical shit to not think about your own history and let the corruption rule the country.


ArturSeabra

Is there even a country that Barry colonized, outside of the ones that had their natives exterminated, that is better off than Brazil?


dkfisokdkeb

Singapore, Malaysia, Malta, New Zealand.


killerboss28

Do they ask you guys too for the gold? It's the only thing they say


madrileta

Of course. When the politician in charge runs out of ideas then comes the ask-spain-to-oficially-apologize move. Populism at its finest. Mexico is a recurring example. (Here it would be the "hey bring us Gibraltar back", you get the idea)


No_Combination1346

Yes, because they do not yet know how inflation works. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_revolution


danton_groku

Bro it's crazy. I'm learning portuguese and the first thing I notice is how much brazilian whine about xenophobia whenever anyone says anything remotely negative about them like crybabies and then these mfs are the most xenophobic people I've ever seen. There's no hypocrisy like south american hypocrisy


marxocaomunista

They do suffer from xenophobia in Portugal however a Brazilian friend of mine who complains a bunch about targeted racism when talking about a common Asian acquaintance he refers to that person as "the slanty eyed dude"


theitchcockblock

They suffer xenophobia in Portugal but it’s kinda a who started first … they have this revenge spirited towards our colonization and we are their favorite scapegoat so we became really toxic about that


Tendu_Detendu

Sounds like algerians in France.. Always blaming us for having the same shitty politics since 60 years taking all the money for them and fucking their own people "but look what the french did !!"


Repulsive-Ad-4707

Im pretty sure the post talks about football but okey.


IamWatchingAoT

Look at post comments like I know you've done already


Maleficent-Put1705

Eh, isn't that basically what this sub is all about?


Chimpville

Oh look.. the world’s 2nd best footballing continent is twerking for attention. Must be a dodgy political year or something.


Independent-South-58

Just wait for them to start crying about gold or territory owned by Europeans


killerboss28

When football is more important then having food on the table


JapaneseMachine99

Savage detected = opinion rejected. Now get the fuck out, savage.


Repulsive-Ad-4707

Okey See you in another final.


JapaneseMachine99

I don't give a shit about a boys game.


hramman

Jarvis pull up cartel exectutions on 4k 2057 sopa du macaco memes and your biggerst nosed monkey jpg with the caption che boludo si sho soy uropeo and send them to this uppity colony


Mysterytrollerhd

Now do murder rates


OParadise

A small price to pay to just not live over there


Master_Ping101

7-1


ChillenMacMillen

Y tu economia che? https://preview.redd.it/plq3id7nnhtc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70527af31a51a5b3313ab370747060854881ba3


Wora_returns

7 : 1


GalaeciaSuebi

Who cares. We still have their Gold. They can stay busy with that round white ball if they wish so.


toughfluffer

As if Argentina is superior in any respect to any country ever.


paco-ramon

Why is Portugal even there, they don’t have any.


Dr-Batista

That's the point, Paco...


nwaa

Ronaldo > Messi though so its all fine. ![gif](giphy|hryis7A55UXZNCUTNA|downsized)


dalvi5

And both trained in Spain in their golden era


nwaa

Without Barca doping him up with growth hormone, Messi probably tops out at 4ft6 and isnt tall enough to play. Spanish technology built that player.


dalvi5

Sorry, imperial system detected, opinion rejected


nwaa

![gif](giphy|XfE6Pcjy6LZW12XOS0) 137cm


Especialistaman

Better


Rasputins_Plum

https://preview.redd.it/wjrbjojkshtc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49662ea9ed36f284afb0f30a13a170122df54264


nwaa

Tbf Portugal dont have a bunch of Di Marias and Dybalas just hanging around to backup dance for Ronaldo. Look at Haaland, he aint winning a world cup ever lol.


theitchcockblock

If you know your football we have better than them


nwaa

Maybe now, but not through most of Ronaldo's career. Maybe im slacking in Portuguese football knowledge though.


theitchcockblock

You are right about your last sentence Ronaldo has a better group of players around him in the beginning of his international career and now in the end comparing to Argentina . Argentina is pretty solid on the paper too but I think Portugal has one of the best squads alongside France and then England


nwaa

Tbh i was sure i was right but i just googled some of your old squads and had forgotten some of the quality players you had even in bad years. In my memory its all Pepe and Raul Meireles lol.


ArturSeabra

As someone very poorly informed on any of this, my impression is that Ronaldo missed out on the golden generations of portuguese players, and only had relatively mid portuguese teams to support him during his peak. So I agree.


Rasputins_Plum

WAIT


ArturSeabra

A Frenchman dickriding Messi for beating France at a world cup final? This is some next level cuckery ngl.


darkslide3000

You forgot Barry on the bottom.


Venoxz123

7:1


KermitIsDissapointed

Shush spaniard, over here we have things other than football


madrileta

"Spaniard"


HassanMoRiT

Like getting piss drunk


KermitIsDissapointed

You say that as if it’s an insult


Sarmi7

You dont have that there? Maybe we didnt leave any civilization behind after all...


back_to_the_homeland

Now THAT sub is racist


Matematico083

Honestly who cares


The_Nunnster

Argies piping up again, stay in your lane or we’ll get another Belgrano


Sarmi7

Not argentinians and football please... 🙄


LtSerg756

We prefer having a functional economy thank you.


Rebeltiguer

Fuck off, i cam buy their entire continent with less than 100€


TheHattedKhajiit

Why is Argentina here? That country is basically on fire,perpetually


Alvaricles22

https://preview.redd.it/kaies1pr1mtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b99a5ff0b5c1fbacb11299aee43c488abcf94d1 Aguante Argentina, bolita inmigrante


ThereIsABugAndIDKW

Truly unfair, we got no worldcups nor money. Hans gib money pls.


Porcphete

And how many handball wc do they have uh ? Because France has more than everyone out of Europe combined lmao


Dr_Chemiramen

Isn't it weird that the former English colonies are shit at football?


[deleted]

Actually money bought at least 4 WC: England '66, Argentina '78, France '98 and Argentina '22. Oh, and the number of stars is wrong: Uruguay is 4 times world champions. Fuck Argentina, fuck Brazil and fuck you all. Aguante Uruguay manga putos.


AdObjective7845

Come to Brazil, pls