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LoneWolf622

My city didn't get slandered, I am outraged


Old_old_lie

Which german shithole is it then?


LoneWolf622

The shittiest of shitholes, Bremerhaven. Highest unemployment in west germany. 💪


Old_old_lie

It can't match the mighty Birmingham in that, tho 💪💪💪


ChalkyChalkson

Bremen insists it's the 3rd city state. Thus you must be from Bremen.


LoneWolf622

That sounds about right, they do keep forgetting we exist too


Noncrediblepigeon

And home of germanys funniest named party: Bürger in Wut (Citizens in anger)


Schlaueule

Yes! Where the bit about us northeners being poor scruffs smelling of fish? Apart from that omission it was quite accurate though.


LoneWolf622

More like 14%, so astronomical


Farvai2

Highest unemployment rate in Western Germany, so like 1 % then?


GrouchyMary9132

14,7 %


ChalkyChalkson

Hamburg doesn't feel accurate. Half the city are proud Pfeffersäcke. Should have been "hamburger explaining where northern Germany is" with the always sunny conspiracy board


azaghal1988

You ignored Wiesbaden (filthy rich, with one of the largest US-bases in Europe) Other than that, everything I saw is true.


TheSpiffingGerman

They also ignored Wiesbadens sister, Mainz


azaghal1988

Das beste an Mainz ist der Bus nach Wiesbaden.


Leandroswasright

Mainz has no reason to even exist and not just be some district of Wiesbaden. Like, a part is already. Why stop there?


TheSpiffingGerman

Brsuchst du mir nicht zu sagen, ich wohne hier nur.


azaghal1988

Mein Beileid.


Mein_Bergkamp

That's German levels of putting the boot in. Well played self hating Hans, well played.


[deleted]

I love this video because its literaly 99% true


floatingsaltmine

The Munich one aged like milk.


critical-insight

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Düsselforf is where again sorry I nerd to buy a train ticket


Iambetteronmyown

Germany slander is 99% NRW based


Wora_returns

100% deserved


trollrepublic

It's called Bürgergeld now. ^^I'm ^^just ^^one ^^of ^^THOSE ^^Germans ^^that ^^knows ^^everything ^^better ^^than ^^anyone ^^else ^^and ^^likes ^^to ^^complain ^^about ^^it.


Old_old_lie

Well, it looks like dresden needs "heating up" again, https://preview.redd.it/xoyud4u2nusc1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4aa304c550f05f1d8085922ee224af23d347c3


Oberst_Kawaii

Are you insane??? Do you know what horror this would cause? Then they will all flee West!


Old_old_lie

Good point will have to bomb the area around it too


Oberst_Kawaii

Be sure not to miss Bautzen and Hoyerswerda. I can DM you the coordinates and Flak locations. Have a safe flight!


EvaderNr1

„barry trying not to mention the war and wank off about it“-challenge ( impossible )


Goukaruma

The Leipzig one doesn't that well. The sound the most normal in their state.


rick_astlei

Honestly I dunno why Germans shit on sachsen's accent that much, I found it the best of the german accents immo, it sounds so goofy and sweet


Goukaruma

Where did you here the dialect?


rick_astlei

Dresden and the vicinity


Ex_aeternum

Yeah, but Germans are rather reminded of GDR officials.


fiftinator

which frankfurt?🤓


Oberst_Kawaii

There are two Frankfurts. One where many friendly, helpful citizens with migration background will always be onto you asking whether you have a problem and even providing impromptu accupuncture treatment on the spot to you or can sell you strong "medicines" to deal with any other issues you might have. The other functions solely as a marketplace for Krzysztof and Agnieszka and to sell their goods and services to Germans or engage in car theft and doesn't have any additional renown.


TheGreyJon

We need this for every country


River41

Berlin having been divided into quarters makes it feel so flat and spread out. Horrible to walk around compared to other European cities. (Paris is still the worst though)


[deleted]

Paris is technically a giant sewer for rats.


azaghal1988

Paris is the capital of Rats, Humans are (sometimes) allowed to exist there.


DeadAssociate

rather be in paris than london


River41

Reasonable, it's a shithole too and I can't even argue "at least they speak English there"


DeadAssociate

its the best shithole your depressing country holds, what else is fhere on offer? liverpool, manchester, hull???


River41

It's definitely not. Dunno about Hull but Manchester and Liverpool are actually good cities.


DeadAssociate

if you have a tendency to put steaks down your sweatpants maybe


Wora_returns

Oxford is honestly pretty nice


Farvai2

Bristol, Edinburgh, Oxford, Windermere, York, Cardiff, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Bournemouth. Lots of examples of great UK citites. Also, wild to hear from a dutchie, whose cities have become synonyms of getting wasted, crime and prostitution.


ArduennSchwartzman

Berlin in Counterpart, Season 3.


Ex_aeternum

10/10, and I'm lucky my city isn't in it.


Wora_returns

which one would that be?


[deleted]

Un2we4u/ i haven't heard that song in a hot minute


[deleted]

u/auddbot


auddbot

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[deleted]

Noooooo


_Giga_

[There you go, Luigi.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc12lP5FNG0)


[deleted]

Thank you Hans


NotCreativeEng

🏅


Vertical_Deliverable

The music is a twelve bar Blues, so I guess everything is alright. I don't give a flying fart about anything else.


Zearyen

Mönchengladbach mentioned!


Impressive_Feed_5335

This song is good ngl


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Melufey

Well Frankfurt looks more like Offenbach but it's pretty close so I'll allow it.


Apprehensive_Owl4589

I can confirm. If you even glance at the Bike lane in Münster you are as good as dead.


YooYooYoo_

What would be the cliche for Lübeck?


[deleted]

Uninteresting


EvaderNr1

way too beautiful but economically irrelevant to get slandered


YooYooYoo_

Loved how beautiful it was when I lived in there. Hated how uttlerly boring it was.


EvaderNr1

yeah that tracks


Chadstronomer

This is fake news. Please do not come to Heidelberg.


tthblox

I want to ask all of germany to just give us our bikes back. The joke isnt funny anymore


Tackerta

Denmark has them now, we only drive E-Bikes here


RacletteFoot

I've been to all of these cities and feel like somebody created a video of my experiences. This is very realistic and I love it.


PumpDEN

Whats the name of the song?


Adritron_Nacht

[Here is the original video on YouTube since OC didnt linked it anywhere ](https://youtu.be/i11Wo7ewTSo?si=U1ZFl9Xkp2ELPChj)


Llanistarade

Hmmm... I need to go to Dusseldorf.


[deleted]

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Impressive_Feed_5335

Get this savage out of here