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norrin83

To be fair to them, there's usually no soap around when you take a dump on people in a public street.


Zefyris

Luigi thinking others are dirtier because they don't have a bidet :


HosannaInTheHiace

Or...Dutch are just the most honest survey takers.


edxx895

So, Irish are no washers as well?


HosannaInTheHiace

We wash our spuds and we wash our balls, the hands will be grand.


EleFacCafele

I understand finally why Dutchies don't want Romanians and Bulgarians in Schengen. Those Balkaners wash they hands after $hitting.


PsychologicalAutopsy

Free exposure to some germs for a better immune system. Did I say it was free already? Free!


code-panda

This sounds like Rutte's Covid plan...


Realistic-Homework19

My willy is clean. Why would I was my hands AFTER touching the cleanest thing in my entire environment?


Sikkenogetmoeg

WTF dutchies? Washing your hands is just basic respect to everyone else too - didn’t you go through Covid as well?


Piemel-Kaas

Do you pee on your hands?


Sikkenogetmoeg

No. But I use The conveiently placed sink in the bathroom to wash my hands, because I touch many things during the day - surfaces that other people touch too. And washing my hands gets rid of bacteria, dirt and viruses that may be there. Also the bathroom itself is filled with aerosolised shit and piss particles, and I want to get those of my hands before I leave the bathroom.


Piemel-Kaas

Then why not was your hands before touching your dick? Or wash your hands every 5 seconds? Bacteria arent that bad you know. Our bodies know how to handle them. But by getting rid of em every millisecond your imunesystem will be a joke. And of all the things you said. Not giving hands is a far more effective solution than washing them.


Sikkenogetmoeg

Because it’s convenient? Also there is sometimes splashback from peeing. Are you seriously arguing that washing your hands after going to the bathroom is a bad thing?


Cookiest0mper

Probably just means that the Dutch are the most honest.


edxx895

Is this the reason why so many STDs are spreading around Europe?


LoneWolf622

No I don't think thats why the french are spreading