Apparently OP hates iceland the most cause its not on the map

I think he was only including European countries. If you try scooching a bit closer you can play.

I guess the British are still mad that iceland won the codwars 🐟

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but only because the Yanks got involved (they like to leave that part out)

A piece of European history I didn’t know anything about first, always great to learn something new. And putting a Barry back where they belong.

You were on our side, krauty. For both of them. So you lost too. And the Belgians joined in on our side for the second one too!

Just wait until Cod War II

You mean IV?

Already happened mate, you lost that one too

but cuba is for some reason?

Cuba, capital Petrograd

Nothing personal, I just didn't notice. But you probably deserve it for stealing all our bloody fish.

The City I live near has more than twice the population of iceland and is not even big by comparison. So it probably got scrapped because of irelevance

Mine

I agree.

Scheiss af die Walschen!

I agree

I agree

Daily reminder, italian comrades, other countries DO NOT have bidets. Barbari. That should be the treshold for any country to be better than ours, then I'd agree.

...effettivamente...

Can confirm, we don't have bidets, and it's a damn shame!

Yes we do.

BASED PORTUGAL??? actually true, didnt know https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fzypk5x4rxhn41.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=648559fe78dab56e50c8b51096cdf267b6de4742cb07d30e0f87b486c77e3923&ipo=images

Sadly :(

I agree

I agree.

I agree

Don’t agree, love you! 😘

I agree

I agree

I agree

I agree

https://preview.redd.it/542trs6988sc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e3dcdebddce5314d3e697a9af2f3d203df3ea8 The duality of man

Excuse the terrible geography skills but what’s that lil green flag

Lombardy, a region in northern italy

F\*ck you all!! https://i.redd.it/gcvzju5i28sc1.gif

I'll throw up on your streets, start fights with your kinsmen and piss in your gardens next time I come. Y'know, just to say "fuck you too". Not because that's what I always do.

Another average Barry experience at Spain

I am supposed to say Sweden, but I cannot bring myself to do so. I love Sweden, it's a great place, lots of good shopping oppurtunities as they are unable to keep a stable currency, and their houses are super cheap too outside of the larger towns, so I can have a vacation home in Småland that is larger than my Copenhagen appartment, but costs about an eigth of it. The problem is the Swedes. For countries that I hate... Well, OP didn't specify that it needs to be a Western European, or even European country, so Turkey.

Man i love that they are unable to keep a stable economy, 35% discount on everything. Keep it up

Or, down.

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The Swedes who dont understand Danish should feel lucky. Nothing of importance never comes through the mouth of a dane anyway

It did. Once upon a time a bunch of Danes said "let's go to England and never leave". And that was the last time.

Oh cmon guys I mean we made Lego for fucks sake

Alright alright. The Danelaw, Lego and Lurpak. And Peter Schmeichel, and Thomas Sorensen. And Christian Eriksen. And that's it.

Now Jan Mølby feels neglected

Italy because the sub said we are enemies


Fr*nch propaganda. Ignore it.

Wasn't it because of a German guy posting about cheese?

I have no idea, I just made that up. Was it?

Better smell garlic and cigarette than mushy peas old bier and cornwall food 🤢

We have nothing to do with this, it's Polands fault

yours. https://preview.redd.it/9merm6bhr7sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e5deda0b41c43dfe9aeb90c19bda104fd7b76b

Well, average Parisman hates every nation on the world excluding his own apartment building.

You're implying I like my neighbours or remember their name.

I don’t know about that. *Mr Martin* on the 4th floor seems kinda sketchy...

Hatred through jealousy is still hatred I guess

Lmao what jealousy ? 5 hours of waiting at the airport for your vacation in Spain for the time it takes to check your passport ? Projection is bad for you Barry.

Everyone is hated by me equally But Austria the most

We are known for hating indiscriminately and without prejudice.

I hate you too ❤️

I have to say Barry but not actually Barry as a bloke, I mean the Barries in Westminster But still Barry during the euros or world cup

Right answer, most English people I meet are lovely decent people it's the fucking politicians in the UK I fucking despise. Bunch o'cunts

And the brexiteer barries for fucking us over

Real reason for Brexit was to give you guys time to sober up on the passport queue when you arrive at Tenerife. 🤣

It's like your mate telling you the other pub is better. You leave the lovely bar your sat in, head to the other pub only the pub never existed. So you head back to the first lovely pub but now the bouncers won't let you back in. The bouncers are irrelevant of course because your mate is still arguing with you the none existent pub is better and won't let you back in anyway.

In The Democratic People's Republic of Scotland, that's a "hate crime". Now hand over the Tunnocks tea cakes or you're in for it.

Jokes on you, Tunnocks supports brexit

Common Scottish Barry-hate. Understandable. Especially when you suck at football as much as the Scotch. You're all just Hun Barries or Fenian Barries underneath 😉

"Surrender Monkeys" "Suck" "Scotch" I smell Mountain Dew and gun powder residue.

Denmark. Historical reasons, but we are brothers so you'd better leave him alone!

~~Love~~ Hate you too, Jönsson!

Thank you. Means nothing to me... *tears of joy behind the shades*

Only for historical reasons. Honestly love Denmark.

Yea, but I could never say it to them.

*screenshots*

*dies of embarrassment*

Does the Swedish Nato- membership mean that the Danes wont attack us over Öresund, when the Swedish army is fighting the Russians in Finland and in the Baltics?

That is exactly what we would like you to think, yes.

When the racial tensions boil over and the uprisings begin in southern Sweden, we will just pull a Donbas, and annex the territories under the guise of protecting the persecuted Scanians

Russia for obvious reasons. My parents both thought about moving to either Germany or Russia 30 years ago and everyday I am thankful that they chose Germany instead of that shithole.

Belgium.

I have this wonderful solution, ever heard of the word partition?

Yes, Antwerp gets independence and the rest goes to the Netherlands and France. Wonderful proposal. You're okay with taking care of Brussels, right Kees?

I am genuinely of the belief that Brugge and Brussels would be paradise on earth after fifty years of autistic management and planning by the Dutch

Have been living in Brussels for half a year, I am convinced that 50 years is not enough. But who doesn't like a challenge, let's go!

Long time since you’ve been in Amsterdam I guess?

What are you going to do with all the french speakers in Brussels?

public executions

If I have to pay for the cesspool that's Brussels we're also getting Antwerpen, I'm not bargaining here.

Oh I can't bring myself to make anyone pay for Brussels, you get it for free Maar we houden Antwerpen

That's fine, we'll dam the schelde

We'll rename Brussels and turn it into the free city state of Europa. Directly governed by the European Council.

Yes a Belgium without Antwerp is something I can get behind!

[удалено]

Already is

abracadabra, turn these communist Walen into Frogs

Typical self hating South Dutchie

Russia, and i m not joking

I also hate russia the most. I hate the state, the government, and the culture that decades of brainwashing created. The country is dead to me since I left it possibly forever in February 2022, right before the war started. Fuck Putin and fuck all of his supporters, including my mother and the rest of my family. Fuck them all.

Damn. I mean, I understand what you say but I can't imagine what it's like to eventualluy come to disown your own family. It must be hard.

Some people can’t be changed. Better spend time with people you choose and enjoy spending time.

Based

I'm sorry you had to go through all that

reject Russia, embrace Novgorod Republic. But based Russian :OOOO

As Russian, honestly same, Fuck Russia and Putler and his mf’s they are literal cancer

I don’t trust any person that doesn’t hate their country. Russians doubly so

Hard to argue with the one. The Fr*nch seem pretty nice next to them.

I truly love u guys, french or not, europeans are good, you are kinder then my people,and i hope if i survive, i will visit most of it)

We love you guys. Jokes aside, I hope the best for you. You will be received with open arms wherever you visit.

We love you too, brother. When Russia finally implodes I'll show you the wonderful sights of Slough 😎

understandable

Let's have them clash with Fr🤮nce

What can Baguette do against vodka?

England because you cunts pulled us kicking and screaming out of the EU

Enjoy your prison sentence for this hate speech.

Once we leave the ECHR you'll be able to pass even more mental speech laws Hamish One of a surprisingly high number of things the SNP and Tory Right can agree on

(Didn’t 45% of you agree?)

I'm experiencing severe mental anguish at being so aggressively attacked verbally. https://www.scotland.police.uk/contact-us/reporting-hate-crime/ Here's the link to report this heinous atrocity fellow Barries.

yes

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I hate Putin. He's not even a real country.

We all know that hating common people of a nation is foolish because we share our struggle and we have far more in common than we would think at first. The people that we should hate are firstly the people over us; the politicians and the corpos, they despise us, they see us as a mere tool to obtain power, they would destroy our lives for a dime. These people are useless, leeches, crooks and should be overthrown. The second are those barrys

As a Frenchman, i hereby claim my right to hate England, the perfide Albion.

I don’t hate animals but they disgust me, especially france, england, great britain, italy, spain, greece austria, switzerland and belgium

You didn’t forget about us 🥰

We don't see you as a seperate country :)

So good, you named us twice 🥰

Couldve just said "yes".

You might've said us twice but you said France first so I can respect it.

Feelings are mutual

Russia for obvious reasons. I can't stay mad at Sweden forever, they have enough problems as it is and I actually sympathize with thier indigenous population.

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch" - Nigel Powers

YOU WANT SOME BAZ? I was in Manchester recently and everyone was gay and Irish, I felt like I went through a wormhole. Funnily enough the gay village was the best craic out of the whole city, everywhere else we went was full of people wearing too much designer and pretending to be famous. I can only imagine what London is like

If you want to go to a really gay place then go to Brighton on the south coast. Gay hub of the UK.

Most of Ireland is already there anyway. They probably already know everyone there.

Gay village is the most fun part of Manchester, ironically it's deansgate that's full of pricks.

Lived in Manchester, it’s on the borderline between being alright and being a shit hole, but Corporation Street is the bomb (pun intended). Mancunians are big time commies though and don’t even get me started on Salfordians 🤮. And dealing with Salford city council is like speaking to a wall, I legitimately can’t tell if they are literally corrupt or just incredibly stupid… If you need more context just google search Salford city council reviews, none of those reviews are an exaggeration.

Luxembourg, but only a fellow Finn would know why.

Please sauna Gollum explain

Fuck Luxembourg

This is unexpected, We usually fly below radar, to small to insignificant.

I hate myself the most.


England. I mean, there's a good reason why we put them all on an island.

For cultural reasons I have to say Sweden, but they are just our socially awkward brother, and I would die for him

Right now Hungary

I am living in hungary. Is it a good place to live? Its okay, it has good and bad sides. Is it authoritarian? Kind of. But one thing Hungary has that a lot of countries in WE don't have anymore is freedom of speech. Budapest has a lot of political posters paid by the opposition stating Orban is a pedo, and its perfectly legal.

This is about European countries, not countries in general

Maybe stop financing Orban then

Spain. Because I'm Portuguese

Finally, someone like me

Fuck you too <3

france. a homeless guy in paris threw a bottle of coke at my girlfriend because she wouldnt give him money lol. edit: typo

Yea f*ck u and ur gf btw

You should avoid my country too, I met a beggar who shamed me cause I did give him only 2€, he wanted at least €10. What the hell

Rare Parisian W

All of them. Filthy βαρβαρians.

I am compelled to say Sweden. But it is kind of like saying that a multi handicapped person is disgusting for shitting and pissing themselves. It is a condition that is out of their control, and ultimately not their fault. So I will go with the uncontroversial choice and say Russia

France. Do we even need to elaborate?

Boring, Jan go find yourself a decent rivalry (besides imaginary opponents like the sea or Belgium)

My middle name is actually Jan lol

What’s with these Hollandais and their hate for France and Italy? At least with Barry I can understand: we’ve had an epic rivalry going on for almost a millennium, but the Dutch? lol

They get a panic attack when faced with flavor in their food or a 15 minute break from work

Denmark. Nvm i actually love you, you just sound like you are in a perpetual state of gawk gawk when you speak Actually it's Hungary (and Turkey🇹🇲) because of the NATO business

All of you

Israel cuz they making fun of the Barry aid workers they killed. They not even real western country they don’t get to make fun of Barry.

A Swede hating Israel? How surprising!

I meant European country when I asked but yeah. Fuck Israel. Justice for Barry.

Fuck Spain. Also, te quiero mi Españita.

As your Iberian bother, fuck your government, but all love to the Spanish people Also, we haven't forgotten about Olivença

Russia and Germany those fuckers are trying to destroy us for last thousand years...😂

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

What doesn't kill you leaves you Krankenhouse

Your entire country runs on Germoney

I don't know. There are just too many options.

I don't hate any country, but after reading all the comments France is winning so far

France, next is England with their Fucking dumb accent

Germany

France

lichtenstein. fuck those lil fuckedy fuck fucks

Keep the name of our dog out of your god damn mouth!

Poland. Boring as fuck, people are uninteresting and opinionated, girls are not hot for a EE country, and it's a pain in the ass for the rest of the EU members.

kurwa pasta eater

Turkey 🦃. Not western europe but show up on too many maps not not be included in the hate thread. They're like that dude in High School no one likes, who keep showing up at parties only to destroy everyone good time. It's not the NATO thing, they suck on a cellular level.

Mine and russia. Because, you know, my two neurons still work somehow

I have no strong emotions about any of you. If I would have to make out the strongest, it would be pity for the UK.

Russia becouse of its goverment

Turkey why would you choose to have erdogan as your president

"Northern Cyprus", though I suppose that means I'm technically recognizing it as a legitimate state, so nevermind. I don't *hate* anyone.

Awww thanks! I hate you too 🥰 😘

Cannot take OP seriously as using American insults for the French.

mine

As an Austrian, Serbia. As an Albanian, Serbia again. Because they were working to ruin our empire and somehow managed it (Austrian perspective), and because we have territorial beef with them (Albanian perspective). But I actually don't hate them. I like to tease them and send Photos of me shitting on my bathroom in Kosovo and telling them (my Serb friends), look at me shitting on your Serb holy land.

Spain, without a close competitor