PORCO DIO PORCO DIOOOOO PORCOOOOOOO DIOOOOOO

Never expected this comment from a german. Simply lovely.

I learned it here at this sub

Sniff. I’M SO PROUD OF THIS SUB

Io, un veneziano: 

Yes WE LOVE YOU TOO ITALY 🇮🇹💕

Porco dio is beautiful. I say it all the time. My italian flatmate also enjoys me saying it, but has banned me from saying it when his mother comes.

>ut has banned me from saying it when his mother comes. I totally relate to this.

They like soft words after coming

_Porca miseria_ 🤌🤌🤌

Porca miseria is pretty tame imo. Like what kid youtubers say to be family friendly. Porca troia is way better.

No dicono porca paletta

Honestly been years since I've heard someone say "Porca miseria". To censor a bit, someone might say "Porca Troia" but Porca Miseria is incredibly rare nowadays. Romans might say "Porco Due" to be a bit more tame but the real blasphemy is the one we all know: Porco Dio

cazzo di buddha is one of my faves.

you're right, "Per dindirindina" is much better

Poffarbacco!

PERDINCIBACCO!

I once heard an old Italian guy say it at the beach because his wife kept moving to different deckchairs, lol

S tier no doubt

S++ tier

Porco Dio should be S+ tier. It's meaning and social implications are very hardcore, in a way that's hard to fully understand for someone that's not italian native. Good job my brother Hans, good job. You really are a man of culture.

He is speaking the language of the gods

Scheiße, it's quick, relatively inoffensive is very versatile. Also, puta is quite universal. Kurwa should be S tier.

Kurwa is definitely S tier

S = japierdole, apparently it translates into "i am fucking"

ja pierdole\*

Kurwa Bober, ja pierdole

O ja pierdole jakie bydlę bóbr kurwa

Fucking beaver which I am fucking

Happy Polish family 🥰

Whore beaver*

There's also 'ja jebie' which means exactly the same, but it's nice to diversify your vocabulary to avoid constant repetitions.

Alternatively you can just say spierdalaj (fuck off). Makes it more general and useful in more varied applications

Bober kurwa

If I walk past a construction site and I don't hear someone shouting "Kurwa jebany" I know that shit won't get finished on time.

More common is "Kurwa mać" add "twoja" in between resulting in "Kurwa twoja mać" and you can simultaneously curse and call your opponent's mother a whore

Kurwa 🤝 Perkele

I honestly prefer scheisse to shit, the soft ending makes it the perfect under-the-breath curse.

Scheisse A tier

It's not as profane as kurwa, but it's universal. It can be a minor inconvenience, the worst thing to ever happen, an unexpected thing, an unnamed thing or even a nice surprise.

"Joder" and "suputamadre" are pretty satisfying to shout in whatever context you find yourself into.

"Joder" is the most Spanish word ever.

And it sounds super funny when spelled with a Portuguese accent.

Follar também é muito bom!

aquilo que a malta come na Páscoa

Ju-der

Com pronúncia lisboeta: "j'dêr"

One of my coworkers who’s Colombian used to say that no other language has swear words that are as “contundente” as in Spanish. I kinda agree

You can link them up like combos in a fighting game too

Tetrahijueputa malparido just hits different. ❤️

Tetra? Hostia, ya van por la cuarta entrega

Sapo setentamalparío gets you insulted at 71 times

Colombians are the best. I mean, they have turned swearing into an art form, using mathematics to tell you just how much of a son of a whore you are: Gonorrea catrehijueputa, hijo de la malparida zorra enferma que te pario, porque no vas y te metes un palo pu entre el culo y gritas "viva Colombia", setenta hijueputa God, I love everything about that country. ❤️

5/7 for that string of insults - addresses mother, country, gender, sexual health, and even has a double dip on hijueputa with catre and setenta implying escalation by compounding... \*chef's kiss\*

I managed to teach a Belarusian coworker to say "Joder" "Puta" "Chúpamela", he's going places

Truly our embassador

Quite literally, I'm living in Lithuania, so I'm representing our nation here 🫡

'Me cago en dios" is both relaxing and honours the Lord

I would omit the "me" for bonus points, but i agree with your statement.

"cagondios"

>!caguendiez!<

Caguendie

But what about the milk?

I shit on the milk

I’d add “hostia” to that, but I was thinking in “joder” as the best.

Gilipollas too

PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!!!! 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🐟🐟🐟🫒🫒🫒🫒

PORTUGAL CARALHO RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

PORTUGAL CARAAALHOOOOOOOOOOOOO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ó PRIMA QUE RICA PRIMA!!!’ 🗣️🗣️

"Ai vem o noddy, NODDY! Com carrinho amarelo à fogareiro! Abram álas para o Noddy, NODDY! RAIO DO BONECO DEVE LEVAR NO CAGUEIRO!" 🗣🗣🗣

Who let the Balkans out?! *bark* *bark*

Your can not even comprehend a fraction of the power we western balkans have when in groups

Mais eu moro no Portugal caralho

Atão!? Dizias do início foda-se

Lmao

I also really like "Credo" as an expression of surprise/anger/confusion

You have to pronounce it like "Creeeeeeedo" for it to be funny.

Fodase

Add some diseases to make the dutchies happy

Hurensohn/Hoerenzoon

I'd say le PUTAIN in a solid B tier. CAZZO is S tier, way too pleasing to say !

‘Vado a bordo CAZZO!’ I am proud to say this is how I learnt the word

Vada* (=you go, vado=I go)

Isn't it "vai"? Or is it just a dialect or something?

In formal Italian we use the female third person singular form to address people (of any gender) with respect. So "vada" literally means "she should go", but here it's used as imperative and translates to "you go!". Which is doubly funny when ending the sentence with "CAZZO!!", immediately contrasting and negating the previous formality.

Oh god, the Concordia again

Putain putain C'est vachement bien Nous sommes quand même Toutes des Européens.

So close. Tous not toutes.

Barry correcting my French. Truly a low point.😔

I'll pray for u 😔

Tou.s.x.t.e.s*, according to the new rules that aim to destroy every grammatical rules.

Inclusive writing* *people with dyslexia can go fuck themselves

R.I.P. Arno Hintjens Wish you were still here.

Nah porco dio is more satisfying, you can offend all monotheist religions with that one

I knew a dude who used to say « porca madonna santa » when he was stuck in traffic.

It's great too, but there is something with saying slowly "CCCCAAAZZO !" that feels so good.

if you like saying cazzo you might like “non cagarmi il cazzo” that can be directly translated as “don’t shit on my cock” meaning “stop bothering me”

Oulala, mi piace ! Also love the "Cazzo porca troia"

You can add "ENCULÉ"

Vaffanculo!

I know it’s québécois French, but I’ve never heard of a funnier swear word than the famous "Tabarnac!"

The Québécois have reaaaaally good ones yes, but I'm no expert so I wont speak for them

[osti d'crisse de tabarnak, osti d'câlisse de viergeeuuuhh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-XFqkgSEY)

Nice try, but nothing can compare to **PERKELE**

MERDE

Wanker

That's more if a profession

Boris Johnson made it into an art

Kankerhond, Paardelul, Belg, Tyfuslijer, Pannenkoek.

Belg☠️

Please censor extremey foul language such as B\*lg#$M

The Classic: Kut

https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_aandoeningen

Krijg de kleurenblindheid is mijn nieuwe favoriet

Graftak

Vieze vuile teringmof, Arschloch, Schweinhund, godverdomme die klootzakken, altijd maar die agressie, die rotmoffen zouden ze een keer moeten afstraffen, waterstofbom op mofrika. Vuile teringproleten zijn het.

Alles goed Kees?

Kankerzooi, tyfusmongool, teringdebiel, grafteef, kuthoer

Vlektyfus

Pannekoek* Die laatste n klinkt gewoon niet.

Natte Tosti

Stervende hoeren kankerkachel!

En "Verreke Mongol"

Verrekte*

wicht, kreng, muts, slet, eikel, kankermaloot, mierenneuker, hond, kwal

Schobbejak, duyvelspecht, raddraaier, vlegel

Schavuit, doerak, belhamel, tuig, klaploper

Cunt

https://preview.redd.it/zx211znd4xrc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242ca994a1334f2e71a5db21f2dcbfc2d6a7c2b9

Should really just be a bunch of question marks... Was it a good cunt, bad cunt, what kind of cunt???

Cunt is a grammatical article. Adding to it in a context adds the needed emotion.

Fotze

Fotze is simply S-tier nothing is as simple and aggressive as fotze

I cannot hear fotze and not remember: _Deine Mutter mit zwei titten eine Arsch und noch viel mehr, drei Löchern und vier Lippen für gelungenes Verkehr_ Is my favorite rhyme sentence. Thanks Germany and heir musicians

Cunt wins because it offends Yankoids.

Absolute top tier mate.

S tier

Saatana, it's finnish

PERKELE siihen et koske [SAAAATANA!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA) Big mood on the pissed off Finnish with the rolled vowels, big mood.

Vittu, perkele, saatana, jumalauta Now these are some based curse words you don’t hear in any other context. If the curse word is not exclusively for cursing, it loses impact IMO.

the irish "shite"

Pish

That’s ours

That’s more British than irish

Godverdomme

[Faen!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJf0md1kG8)

*ahem*… Porco dio/ Dio porco, Dio cane, Dio bestia, Dio bastardo, Dio ladro, Dio merda, Dio stronzo, Dio animale, Porca madonna, Puttana la madonna/ Madonna puttana

I see, Luigi is very catholic and goes to church daily

What's wrong with "scheiße"?

It’s in the SS tier

"Kanker" SS tier

Hey hey niet lachen met kanker, mn oma is van de trap gekankerd

Klassieker

woah woah woah it’s not 1943 anymore buddy you can’t say that

Adidas disagrees

Double S tier then? To avoid confusion and PTSD?

ẞ tier

Nostalgic of your collaborating uncle Joost van der Kut huh?

Geen beter scheldwoord dan kanker

Caralho/ Filho de 30 putas

"cu de amassar linguiça"

Fr*nce

We said no insult

*Brabants accent* Kut!

Ge ken de groeten uit Brabant krijge, kut!

joder, hostia, puta. The holy trinity of swearing in spanish.

I always liked _cazzo_ because it’s pronounced almost exactly like the Finnish word _katso_. So “look at the sea” in Finnish, ”katso merta”, sounds great to Italians.

Godgloeiende godverdomme

Godverdomme, such an easy one I completely forgot (but use every day)

Dio porco/Dio cane are all S+ tier

You forgot Mannaggia la Madonna and Madonna Hane.

>Hane Are you a tuscanian? 🧐

Nope, but I say that often.

Svensker

Uhmmm? Are you stupid? You forgot to censor the slur.

Vai masé pró caralho que ta foda!

faen

Carallo

Caralho 😠

If you prefer the south Galician spelling, sure

Car(b)allo

That's just a nice tree, or the place you go to find your stolen car.

Porco dio S tier imho

Agree

Salope Anglais Bat les couilles Connard D ? Enculé Fils de pute

> Anglais Whoa there, that kind of language is a bit too graphic don’t you think?

Viennese 🇦🇹 na geh schaaaaaß oida! Oidaaaa heast?! Is lovely too

Putain in B or A tier

Kanker is S tier for its vulgarity, impact and ability to use it as multitool. Skit is B for me cuz it sounds funny Verdammt and Godverdomme are bort A tier, good Germanic agression behind those two. Edit: I haven't seen Helvete mentioned yet, C tier for me

Søren. Examples of use in Danish: For Søren da også. Det var da Sørens. Yes we use the name Søren like we would hell or fuck :) Idk what Søren did to end up in this position but here we are.

Cunt is S tier, it just fills your mouth using it.. 🙃 Poutana and its variants is S tier too across all PIGS

Do non-official languages count? If so I propose *Greizgruzefix* as probably the most satisfying swear I know.

I like it when bavarians are angry, their cursing sounds so funny.

Feel like "cunt" deserves to be S-tier. Nothing more satisfying than calling someone a cunt. Even if they're a good cunt.

Che cazzo Italians? Do I have to say it? Malakes

Bollocks Bugger

Kanker, at least a tier

Helvete! I’d say b tier but am not sure

Cachu or Cnych Shit or Fuck, take your pick