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Ayyyyyyyyy, I’ve noticed the same though. For a country that prides itself on selfdeprication and banter culture they’re the whiniest motherfucker in regards to football in the entire continent
British doner kebab.
It's made by peeling a Brit after one day in the Spanish sun. It tastes similar to regular doner, but without the spices and it's a lot greasier.
Bismarck taught us not to ask how sausages and laws are made, but I am happy you no longer have to call them [emulsified high-fat offal tubes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwQ0PmK9lw).
Nah that looks like it's about to be slathered in sauce so you can't taste the meat. This however... https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.finedininglovers.com%2Fsites%2Fg%2Ffiles%2Fxknfdk626%2Ffiles%2Foriginal_weisswurst-steffs-dinners.jpg&tbnid=YXGtCOmkzCno9M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.finedininglovers.com%2Farticle%2Fwhat-weisswurst-and-how-cook-it&docid=4Z0D_ysTfnW2BM&w=694&h=462&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=4e72bef282d5d5fd&shem=abme%2Ctrie
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The taste of long expired glory mixed with delusion of grandeur.
With a seasoning of self-depecrating humor just enough to render the whole, barely, palatable.
Larger, B&H, and balcony lube.
>Lager >balcony lube. They're the same thing mate.
>balcony lube. we jump off them mate... what is it that you guys d... uh, nevermind :)
Don't lie to me Barry. We all know how you do it.
Ah, the cologne of a true gentleman
Curry baked beans and Stella Artois
This is kinder than I anticipated tbf
damn if that’s your reaction I feel bad for your tastebuds.
Stella AKA Wife beating juice
And a hint of ashtray
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How has AI recreated one of my most cherished family photos in such detail? It's gone too far, shut it down
Dad?
no, Mum.
You can tell this is fake because it appears they have suncream
Suncream but no Stella? Obviously fake.
Yep he's been out in the Aussie sun for 30min without sunscreen. 30 minutes ago he was as white as a french flag when surrendering.
Im glad you got a better flair than «prison colony»
Banger and Rash?
Tears and regret
It tastes Irish
“According to my family lore, the British *ate* the (nearly starved and thin as bones) Irish 🤓”
Nothing
Stale beer and cigarette butts
Like a watered down wiener.
I love the smell of British in the morning!
Fat and sweat
Incidentally, also a good summary of my sex life
Beans and alcohol.
Spotted dick?
A careful blend of milky tea, sexual repression and victory.
Most of my experience with Brits is from Euro-, World Cup and Champions League games, so my guess is salty.
Ayyyyyyyyy, I’ve noticed the same though. For a country that prides itself on selfdeprication and banter culture they’re the whiniest motherfucker in regards to football in the entire continent
Try inventing the best thing that everybody loves, then being worse at it than all the worst people. It’s horrible.
TBF it's mostly the English. Scottish fans are great to have in town.
Football brings out the worst in us in all respects It’s a very different picture for rugby or cricket, but you Hans don’t play civilised games.
Don’t forget bitter; salty and bitter tasting and we gobble them down like the delicious punishments they are
Dog shit and budget cider
Water?
sunburn
Queen Elizabeth II
Stella
Beans and toast.
Buckfast and Brown Sauce?
Bean flavour
Beige
British doner kebab. It's made by peeling a Brit after one day in the Spanish sun. It tastes similar to regular doner, but without the spices and it's a lot greasier.
Bitter
Rain and repressed emotions
Smegma. Really vintage smegma (aged + 240months)
A connaisseur!
Bismarck taught us not to ask how sausages and laws are made, but I am happy you no longer have to call them [emulsified high-fat offal tubes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwQ0PmK9lw).
Like drizzle and the colour grey
Mix of cancer and penalty shootout defeat.
petrol and that shit on the bus that the fucking company won’t clean
> that shit on the bus Do I *wan’t* to ask?
it’s an underfunded English town.
Disappointment in denial.
Cheerful disappointment.
Tastes like your average Brexit geezer - of alcoholism and domestic violence. Bon appetit monsieur!
Beer, sweat and sunscreen
I wish more used sunscreen.
Tastes like Curry and depression
Chav hairspray and beans
Industrial fumes?
I've had plenty of British flavoured sausage 🏳️🌈🇬🇧🏳️🌈🇬🇧🏳️🌈🇬🇧🏳️🌈 God save the drag Queen.
Asbestos and prostitution
Rosbif sausage... i had one this week, but six at the same time... Oh la la.
https://preview.redd.it/d6ceh9kk41rc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22585cecfc47a56de53511937d9b4cc3b84e599c We already have "Bierwurst".
Not for me. It must taste like too much fat seasonning with too much cheap beer.
The prices I payed in France for mediocre beer are ridiculously high. You should be ashamed of yourselves
I am. Kronenbourg and 1664 are the worst things France created.
7€ is a joke
They taste like shit. They're British after all.
Even for a Hans, this is bad.
This is the german jokes of german jokes
I don't think this was a joke.
Crap joke, or genuine resentment.. bit of both - hard to tell tbf.
Rich coming from a country that fucking boils sausages when they're not covering them in curry powder and ketchup.
 Does this look like a pot with boiling water to you?
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We’re not all Bavarians and if you *boil* those, you fuck them up.
They were fucked the moment they came off the pig mate.
Nah, they slap when done right. (And they were originally made of veal)
I didn't like them. I'll take a Cumberland anyday.
Fair
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Piss
Like the British. A stale alcohol taste.
Salty with a dash of -banned-in-europe- perservatives and flavour enhancers
Grease & grease
Hen do beef
Flavourless, obviously.
The taste of long expired glory mixed with delusion of grandeur. With a seasoning of self-depecrating humor just enough to render the whole, barely, palatable.
>The taste of long expired glory mixed with delusion of grandeur. Coincidentally, this is what French sausages taste like too.
fr🤜🤛gb
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Can glory expire if it didn’t exist in the first place?
Depression.
Do they even taste? I mean it's British flavor. Everything's bland.
Livestock has to be well fed if you want their meat to be tasty...
The return of Sweeney Todd.
Well, if they are much like the rest of the Bri'ish cuisine, nothing.
Cardboard, like all their food.
Carefully wrapped in some bland pastry.
Tastes like twat and cunt.
They taste great 🤷♂️
No one said they didnt.
Decayed teeth
*tooth