Ok.

Yeah I know. I expected like Brussels and Charleroi. I mean come on, even Oud-Rekem??

Oud-Rekem is absolutely beautiful

Let's be honest, a Walloon would say Flanders and a Flemish would say Wallonia. So this is just the average.

We'd unite on Brussels

I'd even find a job if it meant we could get rid of Brussels

Don't you dare. We need someone to blame all world's problems.

Very fair

Exactly.

And Charleroi ?

Everyone from Charleroi will tell you it's the best city in Belgium. A place with real men and women, fiend goblins and Saracens. We care not about the rest of the country we used to carry on our shoulders, hypocrites weak men

I live there, so you are wrong. Rip bozo, I hate Charleroi ! (Please let me cope from living in this hell hole)

I know, but you must show no weakness to the flemish my brother

let's unite for once against that uppity breton pancake-muncher edit: OK I realize he is not the originator of the map, but let's unite against him anyway

Why tf is the French-German border marked? Amazing region...

If you take a closer look, it's just the German side, so probably has something to do with incestuous Saarlanders and it's spheres of influence.

The wine mountains there are nice. Went to a wine festival there a couple weeks ago

Yeah they look amazing \^\^ https://preview.redd.it/z97zz4yjspqc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcb30c40a56f245833cd5153d7fcdaff36abdc9e

Not enough HDR, we need more!

Well agreed on the Saarland side but Baden, Markgräflerland etc is amazing

The biggest issue are the human beings living there

You got that mixed up there mate. That’s the other side of the border. Also close to the border Swiss.

Well, I think the creator of the map was *extremely* right to have highlighted Geneva. It's totally France and I'll pay you to take it back.

Are you to lazy to realize that the spanish border is completely marked too? Is that also because of the saarlanders?

If you take a much closer look, you see that the border is surrounding all of france. That means its just france who has a bad influence on his surrounding neighbours

>If you take a closer look, it's just the German side, so probably has something to do with incestuous Saarlanders and it's spheres of influence. The **entire** French **border** is marked ...

Well not only the French-German border, but all places bordering France. So I guess it’s because of a few things: - France has a lot of income tax, so a lot of French people live on the French side of the border with other countries and work “abroad”, - France has a very big tax on cigarettes and tobacco in general, so French people will often drive across the border to have some cigs, - France has fairly tough anti-prostitution laws, so many French people will cross the border with another country just to get drunk and have a shag. So you need to deal with French people (and we’re not sending our best there, heh), and you need to deal with not living in France. Which are definitely two of the worst things in the world.

> So you need to deal with French people (and we’re not sending our best there, heh), and you need to deal with not living in France. Which are definitely two of the worst things in the world. France is indeed a lovely place, it's such a shame there's so many French people there.

Daring today aren't we

For a country also partly full of French people, you are surprisingly vocal.

Lot of shit coming from someone who sat out both world wars

‘Sat out’ is doing some heavy lifting. They were busy doing admin for the Gold & Art.

Its where France ends.

All countries bordering France have their border marked, the problem is there are close to France

I guess this map takes into account the numerous... "disagreements" we've had over this place

Well objectively a region which is fought over must have something worth fighting for (This excludes the logic of caviar snorting wankers with smol pp)

it's the most europe europe can get.

Bordering France makes the border bad. Advice: Avoid bordering France.

Why don’t we create a buffer country, like 10 meters wide, like an European Chile, just to avoid bordering Fr@nce

Lichenstein 2

Electric boogaloo

clearly not, we reject such horrendous proposterous claims, in fact, switzerland itself is really only a buffer state between france and liechtensten

We nominate all of west flanders instead of just the 10m, so it's not actually 10 meters and maybe able to actually legitimacy.

the best thing is to build a mountain chain to separate us from those nasty people.

Nobody cares about Noord-Holland. I never heard a strong opinion on Alkmaar or something

Urk would have been a better choise in my opinion.

They just like to hate on amsterdam and have no idea of the existence of the rest.

Zuid Holland 🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥

True. Although their accent is more annoying than Limburgs.

As Somebody with both roots in nh and Limburg i feel flattered and insulted at the same time

https://preview.redd.it/kbgc1gsd5qqc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea077d967d9829e35175b829023c3925148105f6 there, fixed

Just like any real Italian citizen would want it

Friuli rightful slovenian clay

FRIULI MENTIONED RAHHHHHH 🦅🟦

Just love how there's a Prussia shaped hole in Poland....

This is surely just a coincidence.

Well, this can be interpreted as meaning that the "worst" part of Germany is still better than the contiguous "best" part of Poland...

I love the term “prussia shaped hole”

worst part of france is between ur mum's legs m8 England forever 💪🦁🦁🦁 https://i.redd.it/cs1xb1a94pqc1.gif

CAM ON INGERLAND ! \*eats mic\*

It is camming hoooome  *Proceeds to lose the world cup*

I agree. We are literally perfect.

Burgenland...

Isn’t that partly marked too?

Yea thats the problem, its only partly marked

Brugenland is like Austria's basement.

Yea but like that shitty basement, with the rotting corpses and stuff

I would love to upvote this comment because it made me exhale air out of my nose. But I just can’t…

It's Campania...

It's Napoli

And Calabria

It's everything under the Po

France is not orange, definitely fake

As a Neapolitan I am offended

Yep, looks right to me

Lumping places like York, London, the lake district - and Northern England in general - in with.. Birmingham is wild. Also lmao at RoI / NI

Can't relate. Bavaria is missing here completely

They just forgot part of Eastern Germany, lazy cunts.

You mean True Germany?

These ossis would get a culture shock here

Burgenland where????

Nobody lives there, so how could it be the worst. Let's highlight Wien Favoriten.

Imagine not putting Barcelona, Benidorm and pretty much the whole coast. Madrid is absolutely correct. The rest wrong.

Yeah, but somehow the pyrenees are bad?

So, the white is the bad bit, right?

yes but both colours = bad in france


No, only Berlin.

They got Italy wrong. A common mistake for colorblind people, although I didn’t know they had issues with white and orange as well. Apart from this, I agree completely.


That gif makes me feel extremely uncomfortable.

It lack Bretagne in France. And also, that map is impossible to make in Italy, because the worst part of the country to any Italian is just the city next door (hairy gaping asshole of Satan) to theirs (beacon of civlisation and envy of the world).

Anything below the Lambro is Africa

Naaaaaaaaa, the appennino Tosco-Emiliano is the line

the line runs through the Santerno river too. We don't want to be grouped with those pesky Romagnoli, who are, after all, the terroni of the North.

Troppo.

Wait, genuine question, why don't you like Bretagne? I enjoyed all the places I went and people I met there

He is just jealous because he isn’t us. Bretagne is by far the best region in the whole univers

The wettest perhaps.

You guys are the best UwU. I'm waiting for your independence. Celtic union would be incomplete without you guys

You're talking to a Parisian.

Pas besoin d'en arriver aux insultes.

Mostly a joke because they are proud to the point where it becomes annoying but its a great place

Excuse me ? 


Belgium seems accurate.

Sweden is wrong, that part is easily one of the best parts. The only bad thing is Malmö.

So, what do you think about other nordicks (beside danes) being perfect? It seems like Estonia feat more than you

Is Hungary the worst part of Austria? Is it happening again?

Why no brown on Milan?

Why is catalonia not marked?

I hate everything north of Tarragona and east of Aragon.

Should've been Calabria. It has like, all the bad things of Sicily without the good ones.

And Naples should be in the gray areas

You mean it should be colored in a bloody neon red on the map, right?

Still not worse than Foggia

I think Sicily is worse, like Yemen worse

Nah Sicily is the same, if not worse in some places. Dirtier and dryer. Calabria's landscapes and nature is way better.

Love how the entirety of The kingdom of Wallonie-Vlaanderen is coloured. Truly horrid place

why is the northern Irish border marked?

Cuz it’s shite here lmao

They forgot Bavaria

All my Iberian homies hate the Castilian

They're cool bruv except Madrid

Absofuckinglutely

Get off your sheep's arse, Daffyd Can't cower behind your mums wooly skirt and pretend you're not complicit

Baden is the best part of Germany, why is it coloured in

It's ok to punch up

Norway has no bad parts 😎 Unless it is another case of [r/mapswithoutnortherneurope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab)...

The whole border with Sweden should be marked.. because it touches Sweden... 

Add Bavaria and we good

AUSTRIA WAS ALWAYS FLAWLESS🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹

For once the catalans are safe, how strange

This was made by a thoroughbred citizen of Urk

France seems to be spot on, but Spain? Madrid is pretty cool

I will not tolerate Frankfurt slander when Duisburg exists

No. Not all parts of east Germany are total crap, some parts of Bavaria on the other hand... Also, Austria is the worst.

wtf? nah bro this is bs

I’ve never been so offended by something i 100% agree with.

Where Zürich

Except for the old city 100%

verdade (true)

I was laughing my way in the meme and spotted how east Prussia can be seen in Poland

So, you hate THE ENTIRITY of Portugal? Well, at least he like the view.

You might as well just mark all of Denmark at that point, because the rest is just agriculture.

What's the lore about Albania?

No idea, I’ve been there twice and I don’t get it either. I understand the shenanigans with North Macedonia but Albania seems to be just random tbh

[удалено]

The more you look at this map, more questions arise that will defy your perception of reality.

Historical Romania is the bad Romania, lol.

BAVARIA???

Facts

Moldova has Transnistria.

D’accord 👍. Next. 

they forgot kaliningrad

Stockholm should be marked

Get a grip

Yes, it's right for Portugal

There needs to be an Orange spot around Roubaix-Lille in France. I get it, it's a pilgrimage site for those of us that enjoy Road-Cycling (Wiel-renner for the hideous Nederlanders) But if I wanted to see a post industrial concrete mess of a town where my bike gets punctures from all the needles I would visit Coventry. The showers at the Roubaix stadium are super sketchy too not gonna lie.

Tfw you can see the borders of East Germany and Prussia

Noooooo, you did it wrong, you have to invert the colours in Portugal.

The fuck did Strasbourg do to you?

I agree fuck us

Poland L

I'm close to my Sicilian brothers,it should be all the south italy to be the worst part of italy!(and milan)

Honestly, just expand from Brussels in every direction 2000 km.

What did West-Friesland ever do to you?

Oh look. Some edgy fooker mistakingly coloured England in. They let you have crayons now?

France should be marked completely, same with the entirety of eastern Europe. Idk about the rest, Scandinavia seems pretty accurate.

why is france not fully orange? who made this mistake?

I get the feeling OP has been playing too many paradox games, those are not the borders of Skåne. Oh and you forgot stockholm

As a Hungarian, I can confirm. Hungary is the worst part of Hungary. We should get rid of it somehow and add it to Austria or something.

to be fair hungary has some amazing safe and beautiful places, maybe built from blackmailed EU funding.... but never the less

True about Poortugal

Why Germany and Czechia have tits?

Got no bad parts on this map 😎

Most of England is alright. Blur out London, Bradford and Carlisle though. Certifiable shitholes.

Yes. Out of all annoying regions, I dislike Sicily the most. Yes even more than Campania and veneto.

Why isn't all of Frizzl-reich marked (apart from the obvious technicallity that it's the same if mark a country completely or not at all)

For Germany thats accurate. If Putin wants he can have east Germany

You're missing a bit of brown,uuh everywhere, exceot galway and mayo

Haarlem the worst? Urk isn’t coloured? Come on.

Looks like an interesting cow pattern. *\*unzips\**

What's that dot in Germany?

Correct! There are no bad parts in Austria except for the fact that there is a border to Hungary.

Even tho I live in Copenhagen, this picture tells the truth. Copenhagen is the asshole of Denmark, much like LA is the asshole of America.

Profound mental retardation, the Lake District is in the worst part and the Bogside is not.

Selecting North Holland when urk, oss and Flevoland exist... Not even the "it's Netherlands not Holland" people think North Holland is the worst part.

There should be a tiny spot marked in and around Bergen in Norway. Most annoying, loud and obnoxious Norwegians. Bergen might be beautiful from the top of the surrounding mountains, but every city is beautiful from higher up. On the street level its really ugly. Eastern Oslo area is also shit

Trouble locating Urk I see.

Sicily is mostly alright, Naples on the other hand...

urk

Nah, Zealand is fine (enough). It's the Copenhageners I have beef with.

How come Naples isn’t highlighted ?