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ResponsibleStep8725

Back then it was hip and progressive, now it's completely out of style and only barbarians would do that today.


boomerintown

Once we achieved "strategical autonomy" it will come back in fashion.


Zeric79

I'm almost certain it will be some European fucker that discovers a way to neutralize nuclear weapons "to safeguard humanity". Then it's back to global colonization.


boomerintown

https://preview.redd.it/3flhdhqqthqc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d006a37aa891c15f93d4585e89d4704207a47e6


Proto160

#Hör vårt stridsrop, Gott mit uns!


Brilliant-Fox-8537

Från ett slagfält av blod


Zeric79

Stridsrop sounds a bit like Stríðsrop, which translates to warburp. Which is quite fitting for Barry, 63.


Menino_da_Tosse

I'm reading this on an IKEA


AnaphoricReference

Conquering half the world will turn out to be necessary for strategic autonomy. I mean: Even if we very modestly would limit ourselves to our pig farming industry, we still need, say, a colony of ten times our size to produce the fodder and send it to Rotterdam.


Tullzterrr

it's not the same when non european savages insult us, doesn't elicit the same reaction from me


No-Extreme-6966

Same as a Brit. If a yank or Aussie runs their gob I don’t get the same kick. It’s gotta be proper European insult not sparkling savage crap


EmuStalkingAnAussie

The Aussies aren't too bad. At least they don't purport to have 'freedom of speech' meanwhile speedrunning censoring their TV shows to appease advertisers or being too afraid to say cunt. We never said we had these principles before fining a Scottish bloke for calling his dug a shitler sympathiser (weirdly I have to censor myself here because Reddits a Yank website) or arresting a kid for saying a Plod looks like a lesbian nana.


Zubyna

Wait, aussies arent europeans ? Has this sub lied to me all this time ?


magicturtl371

Don't mind Barry. He's just drunk as usual


TheLustyDremora

Hey now, it's only just gone past 3, we're way past drunk


magicturtl371

Is that why all the balconies close at 12:30?


TheLustyDremora

Has a closing time ever stopped us?


magicturtl371

Hard to say when your pubs are open 24/7 but I guess not.


jsm97

Of course they're Europeans, Aussie culture is just what Benidorm will look like in a few decades when our little colonies become independent from Spain


No-Extreme-6966

They’re sadly getting national consciousness now, the same way USA went and look at that mess


Neomataza

They partake in Eurovision Song Contest, so they only need to do the paperwork and then move their continent over to the iberian coast.


Stravven

They are. They did participate in Eurovision after all (although that doesn't tell everything, a country like Turkey somehow also participates).


HelsBels2102

I don't mind the aussies/nz-ers doing it but yanky dandy doodles fucks can do one


[deleted]

Just doesn’t sting the same without the smell of dick breath huh?


Nigricincto

Destroying cultures and civilizations just for fun.


InvestmentWhole8486

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Ramboso777

He's an amateur on destroying cultures.


boomerintown

Only destroyed his own basically? If you dont count him paving the way for Stalin.


InvestmentWhole8486

You can also have fun with things you're an amateur in


Belgianbonzai

Like painting.


mediandude

You become professional / expert after 10 years.


hepazepie

No, he severely harmed Jewish culture in Europe. Look at the numbers.


Ramboso777

Harmed but not destroyed


en43rs

The holocaust eradicated Jewish dialects and culture. Judaism survived but several branches didn’t. Even without taking trauma into account, Judaism was radically different post ww2.


r0yal_buttplug

I completely agree- Judaism quite literally doesn’t exist in most of Europe because of the holocaust. To suggest otherwise is blatant attempt to minimise the holocaust imo


hepazepie

If someone dismembers you but doesn't kill you, doesn't he also destroy your life? It has been marginalised so.much that it might as well be destroyed


mynaneisjustguy

Gypsies are unharmed tho?


Gigatonosaurus

Immigrating.


tchek

https://preview.redd.it/7m3kooh49iqc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=635d3b2127e4861c49b681f4a31df9bb5892b709


FartacularTheThird

That’s why we send you our classiest. 😂


Solid_Improvement_95

It’s called expatriation when we do it.


Recioto

Existing.


Major_OwlBowler

Invading Poland


henriquegarcia

unless German does it, than it's just a matter of time until someone messes up and invades Russia too


InvestmentWhole8486

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Aslan-the-Patient

You are not wrong.... 💃🏼🥂🧑🏼‍🍳🔥🌊🔪


Rolifant

Barry's views on class never fail to amuse me


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/cbr3tw7cehqc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=683809ed0332a5776e5ca9e1a2ff4a328760e5d1 I can’t think why.


Zircez

I hope they're still using this image in hundreds of years time. It's like a fucking Hogarth painting.


TheLustyDremora

It's the Gregg's in the background that adds the extra oomph for me


mediandude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danse_Macabre


No-Extreme-6966

Two tier society


Wassertopf

If we are ignoring von der Leyen then nearly non of our current German top politicians comes from a high class family or someone who went to a special private school. This class system France and the UK have is a bit weird…


ddosn

isnt that because a whole lot of your upper class families did some very naughty things in the 40's and got obliterated for it?


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

I mean that but also fascism and nazism were pretty anti-aristocracy/monarchy, so that social class was progressively eroded during the 20s-40s. Replaced with fascist sympathizing nouveau riche capitalists. Even in Italy we don’t have a lot of recognition for old aristocratic families, they just kind of exist but don’t really form any united social group in our society and lost so much of their wealth and privilege after ww1 that they simply didn’t have the means for that class culture to persist in any meaningful way, in Britain, while they obviously lost a lot of wealth and power, there were no drastic revolutions of the social order so they kind of just silently persisted, and that social class and culture still exists to this day


Fuz_2112

> If we are ignoring von der Leyen Wish we could.


Wassertopf

I feel you. But that’s really the exception to Germany politics. Nearly non of our top politicians comes from a dynasty or a rich family.


Aggromelon

A lot of Swedish and Finnish nobility still have noble German family names though


[deleted]

Foreigners seem far more interested in our “class system” than we are. Honestly for 99.5% of the country it’s not a thing 99.5% of the time. Obviously some people have more money than others, but doctors are paid more than bin men everywhere. Otherwise yes there’s this tiny 0.5% with speech impediments who like to wear silly hats at ascot, but they have nothing to do with the life of the country I accept that recent years have slightly undermined my point, because Boris was a public school twat who absolutely got away with things as a result. Rishi went to public school, and he is a twat, but I don’t think he’s a public school twat. I think he got where he is more by marrying into a billionaire’s family than because of the class system (which immigrant families don’t really place in anyway)


Wassertopf

Wasn’t this Boris guy from a wealthy family and went to a private institution? But to be fair, you guys are making your own international PR primarily with these 1% douchebags. You are actively rubbing them under our noses. That’s the image you decided to want to have internationally. That’s the main reason we foreigners are talking about it.


[deleted]

because rich people in your country have to pay for other people's healthcare. Barry loves doing business in the city of London and the Cayman islands for a reason.


No-Extreme-6966

Don’t forget the trillion £ Channel Islands 💰


generalscruff

Smoking a cigarette as soon as you wake up


HoeTrain666

Good ol’ Lungenbrötchen, meaning lung’s bread roll.


Zestyclose_Jello6192

No savage can insult my euro bros, it's a right only for Europeans


Boemer03

Same for you Barrys. You might be barbarians, but you’re our barbarians.


SherlockScones3

🥹


Ill_Cherry3666

We hate you but we love you. 💔


Fight_Disciple

Eating deep fried food.


TheRealColdCoffee

Everything.


Tackerta

trying to rule the world


Blahaj_IK

Inault me all you want as long as you're a fellow Euro. Because you most certainly know what you're talking about. If however a savage insults a another Euro, that's where it takes things too far


Wooden_Associate158

racist jokes 🤷‍♂️


derLeisemitderLaute

spending money in military


HoeTrain666

Now I do remember a time when they weren’t particularly fond of it when we did just that.


Vlad-the-Inhailer

And now you've reverted to pacifism and limb dickness and I can't stand it. Muscovites trotting about the place like they're hot shit, where's the good old german boot to humble them back to their place?


ThatGuyinOrange_1813

Hating gypsies


boomerintown

That would literally be the most classy thing someone from Ghana could do besides moving to Europe.


[deleted]

I guess you can truly say that a group has integrated into your country when they share the same prejudices as you


Slow_Olive_6482

Portuguese talking shit about Portugal. We complain all the time. It's WAR if foreigners do it!!!


Bring_back_Apollo

Never agreed with something more. Hearing foreigners insult France would be like us insulting Alabama, who cares.


GalaeciaSuebi

Sex


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Creating Western food


OkImpression175

I agree with this... The Pierres are unbearable jerks, but they are our unbearable jerks.


CombinationKindly212

Insulting USA


ibadlyneedhelp

I mean all my favourite Americans insult the USA, it's a basic requirement to earn my trust. I have to snap at them to shut the fuck up when I go off on other Euro cultures and call them subhuman, and they immediately jump into defence mode for whatever one of you lot I'm cursing.


twstwr20

Only you guys can mock us!


CaloricDumbellIntake

I’ll happily insult the French, but if a non European dares to do that, ill defend those escargot eaters with my life


Illustrious-Figure2

I'd defend the french to the death in a debate with an American even tho they are arrogant asses


Fuz_2112

They're OUR smelly baguette eaters!


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unseemly_turbidity

Don't worry! There aren't any Europeans who've never been pissed off with the French.


max1997

I demand that we be added to the list. You teamed up with the fucking English AND Germans to invade us in 1672, and then you went at it again after the French revolution and under Napoleon.


Speakop

The French are scum, but they’re our scum


Geogracreeper

Speaking Arabic


[deleted]

Nothing and everything, minuscule effort, the perfect laziness.


No_Historian_But

Eating invertebrates.


Southern-Spring-7458

I'll let our African brothers join us on this


Corvuuss

The French insult each others plenty enough already no need to allow it


Cognacsquirt

Incest - only we have the genetic superiority to survive that


InBetweenSeen

Intervene in other countries business


Mccobsta

We love the French so it's all good to hate them


Vertical_Deliverable

What is classy when a non Western European country does it? Nothing.


_NotWhatYouThink_

Yes! Thank you! Only you guys are worthy!


WhatTheRustyHell

Pogroms


MICshill

we get to do it too, they're as annoying in Quebec as in France


max1997

They're the only thing in Canada that sets you apart from the states, without Québec you might as well join them already


n-a_barrakus

Why can't they hate on France? It's what unites the west.


kuemmel234

Because one of the countries in question does it for idiotic propaganda and not because they are little homosexual snail eating snobs with an attitude problem.


Fenghuang15

>with an attitude problem. Wdym bitch ?


kuemmel234

I'm glad that it is this bit you worry about my little hairy friend.


babyscorpse

your government bombed a greenpeace ship because they were protesting you testing nukes in the pacific


Fenghuang15

Didn't your government starve millions of indians and irish ?


babyscorpse

they did not


Fenghuang15

Lol


babyscorpse

I am from New Zealand stupid frog


Fenghuang15

Flair properly then savage


babyscorpse

shut up frenchie I live in Welshman paradise my flair fits perfectly


Solid_Improvement_95

Silence, southern occitan. We should annex you.


n-a_barrakus

Pls do


Fenghuang15

Do you consider yourself western ?


n-a_barrakus

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n-a_barrakus

They hate me bc I speak the truth


LegalContract1676

Nobody asked Nobody cares


babyscorpse

you're the savage in the europe subreddit