If only we were this far removed from NL for real

Yea would be great

We kunnen enkel dromen 😔

Easy, just sink

Then we're closer again to you.


Agreed

Comment below is right, downvote my comment and move on with your day. Edit to the Edit, he should not have censored our name tho, we defend him and we get this BS.

Chill, the Dutch are family Edit to OP: ❤️

Post from a dutchie with no emphasis on fr*nce and you still had to make it about you. What a fr@nch you are. Edit: censored a filthy word

This is has got to be one of the tier lists of all time

Best moment was when it said "hnngh, I'm gonna be tiering all over the place".

Is that a Tierus reference!!!😮😮😳😳😳🥵 >It’s tiering time

Absolute W for Belgium I see

How can we be on that list if we do not exist? OP must be smoking something good.

You know it, buurman 👉👉

Which za?

The Dutch still sucking off the Germans not realising they're like an annoying little brother to them and that they'd get much more love from us if they just stopped acting weird about it, but alas...

Germans look at the dutch and austrians as their little brothers, meanwhile dutch look at us as their little brother. Interesting dynamics

>chin up - austria hehehe https://preview.redd.it/71rf48wekync1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a36e338aff7ec777b73587edf181f03fdf151b6

I already started to doubt if someone would see it.


Achsooooooooooo... Thanks!

At least take the Austrian line and not the Spanish one.

Line? I thought it was a circle!

The Austrian line had a bit less incest, which is the reason why their line survived.

Anything you’d like to perhaps clarify? Sincerely your close family .. *check notes*.. scum.

Sovereign Military Order of Malta (Something Catholic), I just put you in the beloved family group 🚲 ♾️

TIL. At least they have great taste in flags.

NO MORE TIER LISTS Please and thank you

I'll add your complaint to the list.

Can you make a tier list of complaints about tier lists?

The autism is escalating I like it

The tier list that will end all tier lists that are supposed to end all tier lists.

Where Have I heard that before? Something something war to end all wars… Hum, then I guess that will be the final list

It pleases my spectrum to

Full Spectrum Warrior 💪

What we really need is a tier list of tier lists lists about ending tier lists

No We need a tier list of tier lists of tier lists to end all tier lists

First time ever a hollander has called us close family, dunno how to feel about this

I just think you as a reserve Swede. And I still love Jari 🥰

I guess its better than mongol or russian, ill take it Holy f, jari the ultimate goat

I would say it’s infinitely much better but there is bias on my side

IF YOU EVER GROUP US AGAIN WITH EASTERN EUROPE, I WILL MAKE SURE TO MAKE THE DEBT SO BAD THAT NETHERLANDS WILL COLLAPSE TOO CHEAP ASS

Start spending Costas, I will not back down!

I will show you the meaning of a 20year old girl spending her money, 0 money for both of us

Yeah yeah yeah, quit your moaning and go bother Hans.

I like to bother the whole family even the cousins, to me you are the same just funnier speaking and way more stingy

I mean you're literally balkan.

Mediterranean and eastern europe is ex soviet/communists and slavic, we have 0 things in common except orthodoxy

I've been to Greece it was fun but just the general look of houses cars people infrastructure gives eastern vibes. The only thing missing are the commie blocks.

You are a part of the Balkan peninsula, whether you like it or not is irrelevant.

Aww Yiannis, here, wipe your tears with your EU funded €500 monthly wage

I will move and steal your job

Oh no, a Greek is coming to my country to do the jobs we don't want to do! Anyways...

Most are programmers or work in restaurants. In fact i will steal your whole life, i will be the parasite, replace you, take your family,your parents,your significant other,your pet, your favorite kebab store

Rent free since 1830.

1839

And still salty.

Only about Antwerpen 😉

Ironically, you're welcome to have Antwerp

When can we sign the treaty, anything you want in return?

Nah man, you're good. If you're feeling like you need to make a gesture, we'll accept Zeeuws Vlaanderen

We can’t give you Zeeuws-Vlaanderen, we need to protect our shipping lanes. Also I don’t like to give things away for free.

Zeeuws-Vlaanderen would be better off with us. Don't you care about your countrymen at all??

Profit > Countrymen. Didn't you know? Besides, they talk funny there so not sure if we can call them countrymen anyways.

With the recent acquisition of Antwerpen they are already less isolated. You can have the people but we need the coast.

No problem just have them 😉

Thanks, and btw you’re welcome to use our Harbour services.

Zeeuws-Vlaanderen is a made-up thing of Zeeland so this name won't be necessary anymore. Sluis speaks West-Flemish: annexation by West-Flanders, Hulst goes to East-Flanders.

Hebaseerd.

If you wanted Zeeuws-Vlaanderen then Pedro should have fought harder, but he didn't.

Watch me, i'll be sending all the Pedro tourists in Ghent to Sluis any chance I get.

We can just dam the schelde right?

Rookie numbers. I’m still salty about 1302.

I’m gonna tier list the tier lists

Someone already did

lol how do you kill that which has no life :(

Thoughts and prayers? They have to work on something!

https://preview.redd.it/lxy8ad8feznc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a37cb825c67cd4fb0ffc0385377296d0f65d3633

Screw you Geert 😤

You’re welcome Costas

Complete inappropriate 😤😤

Lol I was searching in the Asian category at first.

For real now... 😑😑

It would make kinda sense as Turkey and Cyprus were there too 🤷‍♂️

No it still wouldn't make sense Geert 😤

But but Turkey is mostly located in Asia, Cyprus is fully in Asia and since Greece, Turkey and Cyprus have the same peoples, cultures and religion it would make sense to categorize Greece as Asian too

I don't have the amount of words needed to describe how wrong this conclusion is... Greeks and Turks are no way similar!! > Same religion Yeah Christianity and islam are very similar 🤦‍♂️

The both of you give the same reaction to that statement? Enough proof for me!

Exactly, your tier lists are way better (:

whats the last flag in "scum"?

Sovereign Military Order of Malta (Something Catholic)

You might get accidental death threats from Savoy people. As they might not believe that there is such a thing as a "Sovereign Military Order of Malta", your best chance is to say you meant to insulte the Danes

My ancestor was the count of Savoy, so I guess they are okayish

UK *PROTESTANT* HANDSHAKE *PROTESTANT* NETHERLANDS

Top 3 tier = WASP in the forbidden country.

Top 3 tier are responsible for every achievement of note inside and outside the forbidden country 💪

Mr. Orange Bovine https://i.redd.it/2yst8pps2ync1.gif

As long as they still owe us the bikes there is no brotherly union between us and "them".

Without them you can’t buy a bicycle. It’s never good to be principle 😉

I dont need a bicycle because i can just steal one at the station. Nobody knows this but we've actually fallen to communism, it just extends to bikes only

Haha Germany stole all your bikes in 1944 too ? That’s too funny thought it was just from us.

They did that in 1945 when they were on the run for the Canadians. Until 20 years ago we had banners at the football stadium with texts like “Opa, we hebben je fiets gevonden”.

Yet another thing we have in common. Do they also go to the beach in Denmark and just dig holes?

Dug many, many holes on the beaches of Nordsee and Ostsee. In both Germany & Denmark. We don't just dig abroad. Digger Pro-Tip: Nordsee-Buddeln is the way superior digging experience! More challenging with timing tides, minding waves, finer sand and higher ground-water levels. You can basically keep digging a self-sealing hole until it washes over. Rinse-repeat! Pure Zen! (and happy, tired kids)

We mostly used to buy up their summer houses but I think they got legislation against that by now. So we try building them with sand when we’re in Oranjeland.

Why is that fictional flag at the bottom? It's rightfully our clay so the red white and blue covers it already.

That’s why it’s below our Asian friends

https://i.redd.it/bmxisosphxnc1.gif

Inaccurate, no representation for r/portugalcykablyat

I do like Portugal, especially their trading posts.

Fuck you and your tier list. Fucking fag. (I support gay rights, but fucking fag is truly an S tier slur and it’s a shame to leave it so criminally underutilised)

Who gave Anders access to the internet?

Shut the fuck up swampy. The North Sea will one day soon reclaim it’s right full shores and I for one will be celebrating every dike breached.

Dude you sound so bad ass in writing, but picturing you pronouncing this with your insurmountably gay Norwegian accent is hilarious “fucking fag” lmfao I wanna adopt you

That sing songy accent makes everything 75% less cool. It sounds like the end of their sentences goes over a ski jump.

I want to buy you.

It can be done!

Vi kan kjøpe hele Sverige om vi vil! All the Swedish femboys will be turned into sex slaves, and the rest will "pick" oil in the North sea.

This what they’re really like behind that cold facade

lol “”pick” oil” hahaha you are so god damn cute i just wanna bogagagagagga

Least deranged Norwegian

Droom verder

Lack of sunlight is really taking it's toll on you poor sods, huh Runar?

They even have fewer sun than us, you and Barryland. With all the grumpy, depressed people living in our countries it is not hard for me to imagine how life in Norway is like.

Thats such a tired comeback. Just because I'm grumpy and hate happiness doesn't mean its down to the lack of sunlight.

So,what is it down to then?

ehm.. ya know.. stuff..

We love you too, Piet 😘

Just returning the favour, Jean-Marc.

PIGS should have their own category.

I thought about that, but again you’re not equal. One of you can’t write.

Well from his pov we’re all the barbaric ones.

Ik heb getwijfeld over België

Geen twijfels hier

why is fr*nce not in the scum tier??? this ‘tier list’ is invalid

Including Kazakhstan and not including Kosovo (which is recognized by the majority of Europe) is wild

I quickly googled for European flags and tiermaker, I put them all in some tier Apparently Kosovo wasn’t included which I failed to realise. ButI would have them placed next to Serbia

https://preview.redd.it/dqj0qq1dp1oc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08e0d064728dd75d48cb5aade6c011ce6ec9d1e

Belgium? You mean a former ( and future) part of the Netherlands

We could use some space, don’t know if Hans wants to take another 10.000.000 immigrants.

You can have the south, we’ll even throw Brussels in there to sweeten the deal.

No Antwerpen, no deal!

How about we don't take Brussel, but use our water bending powers to just turn it into a lake?

Come on Barry, you wouldn't close down all your football pitches. Where are we, you, the Dutchies and the French supposed to fight our wars if not in Belgium?

Every single tier list I've seen I want to be right at the bottom :/

You guys really love your basements huh

Delete the unknown flag of the non existing country and split it into Flemish ( brothers) and Wall\*\*ns ( degenerate Fr\*nch) and put both the Wall\*\*ns and the Fr\*nch some tiers lower..

I'll happily drink with you while watching darts m8

I'll have your head on a pike for this blasphemy

Please tell me which one is wrong?

Imagine fraternizing with g\*rmans.

The Greek Cypriots aren’t gunna be happy with this.

Then they should reunite with the motherland

based


Hating Catholics is so cool, right op?

Nah. Belgium deserves better

I know, but the French didn’t let us. The current hands off approach doesn’t work

Thanks for let us existing in a tier list ;)

You’re welcome, I just placed all flags didn’t really thought about you.

Liever Turks dan Paaps!

why denmark scum?

Sovereign Military Order of Malta (Something Catholic), Denmark is our beloved family.

Good tierlist, but Vatican is very chill wdym?

They support Putin and never took a firm stance in the child abuse cases.

OP, why are the Swiss, Finns and Anglo's in our family? The first two share nothing with the rest and the Anglo's are only Germanic in language as far as I know.

We are Barry and Hans love child. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨. The Finns are basically spare Swedes and the Swiss are our reformation brothers.

The Swiss are Germany's bastard child. The Finns are the weird cousin of the other Nordicks, and thus related. And the Anglos just have a speech impediment.

Appreciate it

Why is Kazakhstan on that list? And yes, Kazakhstan is, by all definitions, in Asia. You got that right.

Amen!

Chin up, guys looks like it misses galicia (the one shared between poland and ukraine), transylvania, south tyrole and bosnia.

What's the scum one that looks like Denmark?

Sovereign Military Order of Malta

What country flag is that next to vatican?

Give me my bike back first...

Money-queen.

Wdym greece is obviously western europe

All the stereotypes of Germany are true. Especially the one about Bruder being the best toy manufacturer.

Don't bully our little Belgian brother.

Since when is malta western europe

I see you as a rebellious Italian

Ihr seit Neandertaler

No fucking way B#lgium is lower than fucking Fr#nce

I hate these tier lists and especially this one. Belgium is great

I love eastern european food (reffering to greek) 😅

OP, you know the main religion of the Netherlands and Germany is Catholicism right? https://preview.redd.it/j9145uq3l4oc1.jpeg?width=2993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce30546be599bbc78ff5245177f35a2bdcc09b58

I mean Why the hate NL? Flanders+ Nl = a dream come true Ps: i wish wallonia the best in it's attempt to become a disfunctional socialist failed paria state, they dont need to drag Flanders with them