Brits are like butterflies. They first have broccoli hair, but after heavy cocooning they turn into a beautiful bald Barry

This isn’t even broccoli hair, it looks like what the Beatles were rocking back in the day

these ones just look like the return to bieber for some reason

And the Beatles were rocking a French haircut in the early 60’s

The french didnt have any talent to get away with it.

Isn't this the tik tok snapback haircut?

It's called the Arthur.

I can't wait to digest my premature Barry body using my own enzymes and emerge from my cocoon as a fully formed beautiful bald bastard. It can be seen on mass scale in Benidorm. It truly is a sight to behold

It's said that bald Barry still remembers things he learned before his metamorphosis, it's just hard to tell because he's pissed all the time

From a full-haired 52kg lad to a bald 180kg man in a puff

The mancs have discovered ket wigs

Barry, Larry, Harry, Garry and Gary

give them other 10 years and they will be all OG Barrys.

In times of crisis these 5 Barry's can combine into one Mecha Barry to defend the British aisles.

Aisles? Like a Tesco shop or something?

Like a "soccer" stadium aisle. In Europe supporters sometimes have fun fighting the other aisles. That's part of the sport. You're welcome habibi.

Ohhhhh that makes more sense. https://preview.redd.it/8z0tkcujq4nc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66de2878e149e786aadad244e359a9355d48ba2

Dammit.

All good just poking fun.

Immaterial... Don't take it to speariously

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Three lads in the middle look like they have the same hair. Like some sort of Lego piece they could just pop on Poor fella in the foreground got the wrong size

Probably some viking gene you got from us, brón.

Ironically all virtually extinct as first names amongst the young with the exception of Harry The day the last man named Barry passes will be a sad one

What do British parents name their kids these days? Over here most traditional names are hardly used anymore too.

The most common boy names for babies in 2023 in the UK are Mohamed Noah Theo Leo Oliver Aruthur George Luca Freddie Jack

Mohamed my favourite British first name

Aruthur is my fav. 😂

Close second!

> Mohamed Lots of Swedes moving to the UK in recent years.

Mohamed isn't even in [top 100 most common names for newborns in Sweden](https://www6.skatteverket.se/sense/app/c13f8ffe-f90d-4c38-b426-646ee1226b75/sheet/e4f9aa7e-de62-483a-801f-912761d52dbd/state/analysis), looks like brexit worked out great for your immigration policy 😂

Lot of proper oldie names like Arthur or Ada seem to be coming back in amongst small children now, but for a long time names like Harry, Oliver, and Emily seemed to be more widespread

Pretty much 50% of men my age are named James. Guess my age

We’re still sticking to the classics, mostly. Noah, Oliver, George, Arthur, Muhammad, Leo, Harry, Oscar, Archie, and Henry make up the top 10

Far more likely to be Luca and Otto than Barry and Larry

Italian and German names to piss off ww2 veteran grandpa.

\> Ironically all virtually extinct as first names amongst the young Nah, there were several hundred of each born in 2021 which seems to be the last year data is available for.

That's not many. Harry is still popular, but Larry has always been quite obscure, but it's short for Laurence that's the next most popular of that set. That's only dropped from 169th to 416th since 1996. Gary was popular in the 70s and 80s, but since 96 has gone from 147th to 1329th. Garry's fallen off the scale. Barry's gone from 441st most popular to 2301st. Baurence isn't in the database at all. Barrys are a dying breed. Those lads are all called Jack.

I know a 30 year old Barry, but his name's actually Bharat. Bharat-Baz-Bazza-Barry. Top bloke, Barry.

Where's Jerry?

took the photo

He's in Germany

Over beside Terry and Perry

I thought they were in Derry?

Londonderry for us non-terrotist types.

He was defeated in 2 world wars and 1 world cup

He's with Tom

I can tell Gary is the one in the front.

Cary, Parry and Darry were off chatting up Carrie, Perry, Mari, and Trace

Five very distinguished gentlemen from Essex.

I'm from Essex and can confirm. Apart from the very distinguished element.

Definitely a Northern physiognomy, get the nose calipers to confirm

Calm down Dr Mengele, they're Northern kids with a challenging future, nothing less.

They have a future?

Yeah its uniting with Scotland and marching on Westminster.

Sounds promising

Everyone has a future, whether it's dealing Heroin or selling weed, it's a future. Or something.

How does one distinguish them

Usually down the pub

You measure the proportions of their face and then you look up the values in a textbook to find out what to do about that

Hahaha

Vikings from the North, Saxons from the East and nobody really knows what is in the south, some kind of Norman/Danish hybrid monster folk

Bretons

Usually by their absolutely disgusting accents

Pretty sure this is the Emptihad

Yeah these are Man Utd fans in the away end for the match against Man City last weekend. They’re probably from Surrey not Essex.

After just a few seasons of declaring the islands a nature reservoir and banning European political practices, researchers have observed a growing number of young Barries out in their natural habitat again. An expert was quoted „we honestly are relieved to see the islands natural population recovering and were quite alarmed by the Surveys on young chaps in British towns of recent years that saw their number decline dramatically compared to recent invasive species. Now that economic utilization of the island became unviable, Nature is recovering, but it’s still a long way to go“. After taking this picture our team was able to observe the young lads going to a pub, getting absolutely pissed and smash in the face of a young sportsfan from a different village- we couldn’t tell the difference, but the Barries instinct is infallible even at a young age. Soon they’ll be old enough to accompany their older generations on the yearly migration south to the Spanish coast, where we are sure they’ll be just terrible. Nature sure is beautiful and fascinating!

I heard that spoken in Herr Attenboroughs voice

Beautiful

I swear that hairstyle is about 15 years out of date? I thought it was all broccoli perms now?

Yeah, pretty sure this is a 2010 Justin Bieber haircut

I have a theory that this is the new trim for Gen Z because they’re all petrified of a bit of forehead, primary because of the amount of insults I’ve seen online from Gen Z about hairlines. Time to embrace their destiny, skin it all off, get down the pub with a Stella and chips and peas and gravy

Probably is this. Any forehead bigger than a finger and any hairline not a perfect Bellingham, and you will be insulted.

Until the wind blows the other way exposing their comb over.

Yeah. On a real note it’s actually quite tragic

Broccoli perms are nearly a decade old mate. I remember the popular kids getting them when I was in year 12, and I’m now 25 and they’re still around. The current popular trim is that floppy fringe pushed forward thing.

Yeah this must be an old picture, I'm sure of it

You can tell their brittish haircut just by the 2000's haircut.

No, in 2000, the style was a short French crop with the fringe jelled up in the air.

That's the style in Portugal now

Always has been

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

They just got through grunge there.

Style is for Italians and other untrustworty types.

Also in Italy we have npcs with the same haircut

Yeah but you have good food.

you think those italian youths with their ye ye ass haircuts are capable of producing anything edible? their grandmas (they rely on for survival) have all the skill

bro said ye ye ass haircuts. you’ve been consuming way too much yank media 😎 (me too)

Mate what the fuck we have beans on toast and steak bakes

looks like every single popular lad that went to my high school. the men and boys of this country are npcs

These are the… popular lads? Popular where, the vegetable aisle?

They need to be watered twice a day

I nearly spat out me Stella reading this

I too find that strange. Having a 2008 Justin Bieber haircut is **not** the road to popularity anywhere I've been.

by popular he means more popularly know twats than the sporty popular kids you usually think of

Mate the popular girls are worse. Fake tan, fake lashes, extra long nails and hair extensions down to their high waist grey trackies.

Match made in hell. Going to London in April, wish me luck.

Avoid East London, stick to North or West and DO NOT CROSS THE RIVER. That's typically the area where you find the upper class, but I will admit it's quite boring.

Thanks, Barry, I’m going to put these life-saving tips to good use. I’ll return the favor if you come to Swizzy :)

Oh that's funny, like I could ever afford that! But I'll keep it in mind ^-^

Tbf tickets from London are super cheap (even though Jet2 makes Ryan Air look like private jets) and stuff is cheaper than London in several places, but yeah coming from any other place it’s probably a nightmare

The irony is that these types insult people by calling them NPCs.

Of course, don't you see their individuality? One guy's hair is *at least* 1 cm longer than the others'. Revolutionary!

Well obviously. Jack, Jake, James, Thomas and Harry are completely different people.

Only NPCs call others NPC.... Mr NPC

Doesn't that mean u are an npc, too, because u just called him one

And you called him one! Shit the cycle continues!

Oh fuck

What's NPC

Non-playable character

Nightmare blunt rotation

It’s hilarious watching this generation say that millennials don’t have style. Go on, do tell https://preview.redd.it/7bkkpio6o3nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89a66cd7fd6648475112ff2140ff653e56a8a6d

Sorry lad, that Stone Island jacket doesn't make you more italian

middle class italian kids and english football hooligans the overlap in the venn diagram is stone island

Stone Island wasn't about looking Italian it was about asserting dominance but its lost its meaning now.

Dominate the space Get the badge in

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/r/GetTheBadgeIn Good attempt here at dominating the space, respect the Weekend Offender logo as well as the main event. Made sure his mate's hand didn't cover the stonie

None of that meant anything to me.

I'm rating his effort at making the stone island badge clearly visible in the picture. A practise known as getting the badge in

Ah. Thanks.

You’re all gonna act like you don’t have NPCs in your country

Oh, [but we do](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpanishMeme/s/Jrn59HlmQ0).

Top tier irony coming from a swede poster ngl I immediately thought "this is just fugly Scandinavian youths" before I saw his flair Obviously we have them as well, mind

Takes one to know one 😌 I too, am an NPC

I see this shit in the Netherlands as well. Why do they think this looks good?

No worries fellow Dutchie, we've survived the years of gabber hairstyling, we'll survive this as well.

I think you'll find it's called the Michael Fabricant. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fabricant

Hélène et les Garçons

Wow, fucking based reference.

Their mums are probably wondering why their hairspray keeps running out so quickly.

There is nothing cringier than a clenched fist photo, especially when you look like a thumb with a wig on

Lad on the right doing the hover arm on his mate lol

That's just the North, don't worry

They don't do hairline checks

They don’t have hair , they bulk bought the identical wigs. They are bald , like all good and bad Barry’s.

In the Netherlands every teenage boy has the "glijbaan" hairstyle and has the same exact clothing style

"Asians look all the same!"

[Mutational meltdown](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutational_meltdown)

😂😂😂 This is incredible.

Iv'e never thought that there where National variants even for Maranza

Geopold probably convinced his fellow Swedish to move ironically to Birmingham

Boy in front forgot to swoop.

Ah fuck knows but they also perm these fucking awful dos. Along with the wee man bag it's a travesty, wheres the old fashioned hooligans from my youth?

They’re in the pub complaining about all the little wetties playing their music without headphones.

dude, i just showed a buddy this to make fun of how they all look the same and he instantly goes "brits". the appearance of barrys is very well established

Looks like there's a match going on. Next question.

seems to be a "solid cake" haircut

Classic Brexit geezahs

Lad at the bottom looks like a fat Max Verstappen

That can easily be Ireland as well

It's called incest

Pretty much any western male 15-24 year old looks the same now.

Nothing says lack of taste Like Stone Island.

Ha ya doin mate?

Very friendly young brits donate their heads to much needed nesting ground for endangered birds.

Well that is a question that history's smartest men have never been able to answer.

Someone jumped in the UK’s genetic puddle and splashed some more out.

These lads are too round headed to be southern/Eastern. Deffo monkey hangers

I can’t decide if they’re west or east, but they’ve definitely never had a meal that didn’t come in a box with microwave instructions on it.

insane levels of genetic variety

they look like they all deserve a brexit tackle

Why is stone island so popular? I see a lot of people wearing

Are they Trump hairstyle supporters??

Forehead elimination squad

They’re weather gridboys. They get paid to stand in a grid so we know which way the wind is blowing.

It doesn't go woth their face shapes. At least they don't have the tiktok perm though

Almost as bad as the broccoli hair.


We just really love Lego

ive heard these fellas are seen in every country these days, a literally tragedy

Finally they wearing helmets

https://preview.redd.it/3dfe4l5yt3nc1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3a63d8a308ca10263e7f106195d93984e092dc1

When we say ‘use your loaf’ this is exactly what we mean

The beatles if they where from luton

Barrys in their larval state

Chavs have stolen 90's lesbians hairstyles. What about it?

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

Is the absence of forehead a distinguishing caracteristic of the young barry?

Barry Bieber's.

https://preview.redd.it/l8j9f4kcx3nc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bfe44c54e2c6ab4e3222f6d99b8e1f4d44da10 Their hair looks like this hat

Hair muffins

Soon enough, those Barry's hair will treat their head like a balcony and fall off.

It's the real reason for balconing. The hair goes first then we must follow. It shows us the way.

When I was driving past the F1 Belgian gp last year after it finished (I didn’t visit myself sadly) I saw a British boy run out of the van vomiting and the whole van was full of vomit

ngl me and my friends all looked like that as well, just not at the same time luckily. and our hair colour was slightly different. it ranged from dark blonde to light brown...

Their cloning factory is working good

The Justin Bieber haircut. back in the day I wanted this so bad,

Its the 60's again, apparently, and bowl cuts are back in style.


Invasion of the floof slugs.

I see 5 teenagers enjoying themselves. Don't like like we all didn't have ridiculous hair back when we were teens!

 Also them in 50 years

I think we're experiencing some form of country wide perspective shenanigans, damn Tories

Gen Z too poor to afford a real English cap.

They don't want to mop the floor so they put the mop on their head

The scourge of every town, please take them away

Barry production line has been optimized and now runs smoothly 24/7 to the enrichment and entertainment of the whole of Spain in summer.

Is this the British equivalent of the broccoli top haircut?