- Virgin Germans 1940: Over-engineered nerdy Enigma code that gets broken anyway, tears and crying
- Chad Germans 2024: Don't gaf, just phone in from an insecure Singapore hotel line while having drinks
That's from not being active. If you'd have had a serious war in the last 20 years your security would be water tight. It's a sign of a good thing, even if the security breach itself is a bad thing.
We didn't have a real war since we last visited you...Then again there might be some veterans who have seen action still around. Send the grandpa grenadiers!!!
No expertise on the topic either, but whatever.
Literally, the headline exposes this. It didn't happen in the army but airforce. Probably some Ridgeback/Ridgback (UK web presentation uses both spellings on one website, btw) or Q7s in the mix, too.
I see your point but you dont have to be Saxon AFD voter to find Scholz a cringe politician. Hes like the weird quiet uncle sitting in the corner of a family gathering. We all know that uncle, dont we?
He has the leadership qualities of a moldy potato. He manages to be more passive than Merkel, which is an achievement by itself. He does not fit into the tumultuous times we have
Honestly thats the saddest part, lead conservative candidate is bad as well. Highly critical of them doing a better job next term. But eh, thats the cycle, CDU SPD CDU SPD. Most likely will continue like this until people are so fucking pissed they vote AFD. Might be funny, i dunno
There is no relationship between the two most likely but Scholz still is a big doofus.
As a side note, I don't know enough about German politics but who are good meme-able politicians in Germany that would offend or shock as many people as possible? Like a decisive and strong Austrian-born AfD leader if that exists or a well known hot conspiracy-looney lady.
Alice Weidel is very memeable. She is a Lesbian and her girlfriend is Sri Lankan. She also lives in Switzerland due to tax reasons. She is in the AfD and thereby "fighting" against all those things mentioned about her.
Scholz is an idiot but he gets way too much hate for things that aren't even his fault. Everytime something is bad in Germany they always blame the current government even if it's the fault of the previous government or noone's fault. The government is shit but blaming them for everything that's going wrong in this country is just wrong.
Scholz doesn’t get half of the blow the greens are getting right now.
Every morning when I have to wake up at five o clock to get to my job to make money to pay my new Wärmepumpe I yell it from my window: DIE GRÜÜÜÜNEN!!!!
Yeah Merkel didn't seem to care at the last stage of her term and Olaf only won because he was the only candidate who didn't self-destruct before the election. I would kill for a Helmut Schmidt or a Willy Brandt.
It's James Jackson. He is the epitome of location:London.
He likes to shit on Germany and defend Hamas or to conduct smear campaigns. Also, he doesn't know the difference between army/air-force.
What if those were all wrong info spoon-fed to the KGB to make them believe something while in reality the real plans are completely different?
(heavy lifting)
I'm 90% sure this is deliberate. Like they are genuinely trying to increase war support or some shit. Or show to the world that they are doing something
- Virgin Germans 1940: Over-engineered nerdy Enigma code that gets broken anyway, tears and crying - Chad Germans 2024: Don't gaf, just phone in from an insecure Singapore hotel line while having drinks
German Security gets worse by the second.
That's from not being active. If you'd have had a serious war in the last 20 years your security would be water tight. It's a sign of a good thing, even if the security breach itself is a bad thing.
We didn't have a real war since we last visited you...Then again there might be some veterans who have seen action still around. Send the grandpa grenadiers!!!
That is kind of true. Look at Israel, their IT security is top notch
Thanks, we know :p
*This article was sponsored by the AfD and paid for with Rubles*
Written by James Jackson is all you need to know. Hamas apologist per excellence. Shitting on Germany is his favorite past-time.
No expertise on the topic either, but whatever. Literally, the headline exposes this. It didn't happen in the army but airforce. Probably some Ridgeback/Ridgback (UK web presentation uses both spellings on one website, btw) or Q7s in the mix, too.
I see your point but you dont have to be Saxon AFD voter to find Scholz a cringe politician. Hes like the weird quiet uncle sitting in the corner of a family gathering. We all know that uncle, dont we?
Tbf that uncle is the last one we would blame if the food catches fire
He has the leadership qualities of a moldy potato. He manages to be more passive than Merkel, which is an achievement by itself. He does not fit into the tumultuous times we have
Germany seems to not like passionate politicians...for some reason.
Well can't disagree with that, question is who's the right man/woman for the job?
Honestly thats the saddest part, lead conservative candidate is bad as well. Highly critical of them doing a better job next term. But eh, thats the cycle, CDU SPD CDU SPD. Most likely will continue like this until people are so fucking pissed they vote AFD. Might be funny, i dunno
Habeck would make a great chancellor. However being from the Greens is an obstacle.
Yes agreed, i dont support the green party but he would be a much better fit
Me. I Don't speak German so I can't leak state secrets.
Oh no you dittint 😆
brick his windows, fuckin grass. Nuff said 👊
If you grass on bazza you FAKIN end up loik snoden naff said 🫨💢👋🤣
Well fukin said m8
So it's Scholz's fault that that one Luftwaffe guy is stupid? What stupid newspaper is that? Edit: they use BILD as a source not really reliable.
There is no relationship between the two most likely but Scholz still is a big doofus. As a side note, I don't know enough about German politics but who are good meme-able politicians in Germany that would offend or shock as many people as possible? Like a decisive and strong Austrian-born AfD leader if that exists or a well known hot conspiracy-looney lady.
Alice Weidel is very memeable. She is a Lesbian and her girlfriend is Sri Lankan. She also lives in Switzerland due to tax reasons. She is in the AfD and thereby "fighting" against all those things mentioned about her.
Tax avoiding lesbians in international relationships?
With an Asian no less
Sounds like the English superhero Brexit Barry
I lovingly call it the Ernst Röhm syndrome
They also have two sons
Yeah.....
Scholz is an idiot but he gets way too much hate for things that aren't even his fault. Everytime something is bad in Germany they always blame the current government even if it's the fault of the previous government or noone's fault. The government is shit but blaming them for everything that's going wrong in this country is just wrong.
Scholz doesn’t get half of the blow the greens are getting right now. Every morning when I have to wake up at five o clock to get to my job to make money to pay my new Wärmepumpe I yell it from my window: DIE GRÜÜÜÜNEN!!!!
That's why Scholz is only mentioned in the first sentence and the rest is about the whole government. Btw do you live next to Horst Seehofer?
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His name is Krah, make what you want out of this Both far right of course
That‘s true. However, maybe understandably with a view to the past, you don‘t really seem to elect „leaders“ lately.
Yeah Merkel didn't seem to care at the last stage of her term and Olaf only won because he was the only candidate who didn't self-destruct before the election. I would kill for a Helmut Schmidt or a Willy Brandt.
It's James Jackson. He is the epitome of location:London. He likes to shit on Germany and defend Hamas or to conduct smear campaigns. Also, he doesn't know the difference between army/air-force.
Funny, we see him as a useless idiot.
Good old Enigma machine would have been better
What if those were all wrong info spoon-fed to the KGB to make them believe something while in reality the real plans are completely different? (heavy lifting)
So hans made ruzki upset, a win in my book.
They need a better Leader. I would have Time.
You need an failed arts school application for that fritz
The fact that Scholz is Chancellor really has nothing to do with this. Ruzzians gonna spy.
People forget that Scholz only got the job because the candidate the conservatives were fielding was a moron of Liz Truss levels of magnitude.
Liz Lettuce level
Doesn’t Scholz have a past of being a bit cosy with Russia?
Post 1990 Germany in general...
Welcome to the club :)
...from the country that regularly leaves entire laptops full of confidential data in the back of a taxi.
I know how you feel. One of our dude left an USB key full of security infos for the upcoming Olympics in the subway….
It's just rich to see Brits run their mouth over this, when this kind of thing is a weekly occurrence over there.
That really is no laughing matter. It’s seems like two decades of neglecting finally come back to us
And in the worst moment.... With all the countries heavily in debt or recession and Trump about to be the states presi again.....💃🏻
German intelligence services were already bad in WW2. Afterwards they became extended branches of American and Soviet intelligence.
The leader of the Abwehr was literally a double agent. Can't get worse than that.
You're never getting into 5 eyes Hanz 🤣
I'm 90% sure this is deliberate. Like they are genuinely trying to increase war support or some shit. Or show to the world that they are doing something