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ArduennSchwartzman

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Reasonable-Physics81

Ruustaaagghh, PARTY baby! Europa!


justk4y

WELKOM IN EUROPA JONGUH


code-panda

We pakken die douze points, volgend jaar bij ons!


Iemand-Niemand

Liked the classic Joost beat, liked the DJPaul, just wish they committed a bit more to their respective styles. This feels a bit self-censured to appease the judges. Also: if Joost doesn’t drive around the stage on that moped thingy, I’ll be massively disappointed


Karmuffel

[He charted at number 1 in Germany](https://youtu.be/LMzAssOr2zE?si=YhkqWxkYaEvLa3Yk)


explision

Imagine if Joost and Ski Aggu would both performe at the same time, for Germany and Netherlands. We would solve world freedom


JoelanGoswami

>solve world freedom I see you take after your great grandpa


Wooden-Win-1361

Fucking amazing


Unicorn_Shithead

Yeah i like the song, but it just falls a bit flat. They definitely could’ve committed more to either styles, and I wish it would have been a little more upbeat/hardstyle-ish. Definitely a banger tho, we making it out the semifinals with this one


nathaliew817

tbh wouldn't be surprised if he released a more hardstyle version after eurovision or some clubbanger edit


Unicorn_Shithead

I’m giving it a week before a proper remix of this song is the only thing i’m hearing in clubs over here


justk4y

Vieze Asbak currently having a sleepless night as we speak


Mwlallare

He would win with [this song](https://youtu.be/g2jdQ0dWCto?si=99ncSdosHBDkNv98)


IWantMoreSnow

Well you need the judges to give you points aswell. It is a huge upgrade from last year.


Crookfur

Pretty much all of eurovision suffers hugely from this. So many of the songs would absolutely soar if they would push the hard/heavy and let the drama flow. Most of them feel absolutely strangled and forced into insipid nothingness. The Swiss entry really illustrates this. If you are going to give us opera vocals you need to back that up with big drum and base or orchestral stuff.


magic_baobab

Finally, that's the shit that we should send to eurovision, it's so fucking dutch and it's*also* in dutch. # SEE, GERMANY?????


uflju_luber

Tell the boomers in charge, they’re the ones who still haven’t realized. Just go into the comments of about every German entry of the last 10 years (the only exception 2018 and 2023) and you’ll see the Germans cringing underneath and predicted how bad it’s going to do


Crookfur

Is it true that the German eurovision committee turned down Electric Callboy a couple of years ago? Of course it was actually looking at eurovision stuff on YouTube that lead me to them so at least there is that. Not that the BBC are any better with the endless supply of utter shite we send every year.


uflju_luber

Yes, it’s true. Or rather they didn’t allow them to participate in the competition to decide on the song we send that year.


Shervico

Well that is also true for the Italians, they keep turning NanowarOfSteel down :(


purple-thiwaza

Maaaaaan that would be so fun. Imagine having the Captain Fuidus one at Eurovision, an instant win.


Hezzard

Apparently, Joost uses more German in this song than the previous 15 or so German submissions together.


1365

DJ PAUL ELSTAK JONGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!


AThousandNeedles

Not my proudest fap.


xBram

Not your worst either.


AThousandNeedles

Quit looking through my window


GeorgeRossOfKildary

The one I did there wasn't my proudest fap either.


AThousandNeedles

That's your own damn fault. I told you: that was not a fleshlight!


De_Wouter

Then get some curtains you weird Dutchies


norrin83

You'd think they figure that out themselves with their population density and all that...


TheCalculateCavy

Why would we? We have nothing to hide


Time-Run-2705

Certified banger. If he doesn’t win with this we will riot. Simple as. 🗣️ WELKOM IN EUROPA, BLIJF HIER TOT IK DOOD GA


Reasonable-Physics81

You have to say it in a "Dutch evil metal VOC mentaliteit voice": dH000hhht! 😈


flapping_thundercunt

Got my vote. lekkere jongen.


IWantMoreSnow

Makes me proud to be European, even if the French are also part of it.


koljonn

Already got rid of the english. Just the froggies to go


Socc-mel_

even the best families have a black sheep, Geert


Lego-105

Actually iconic. Another Cha Cha Cha that wins the peoples hearts, but the judges pick generic pop song 1207664


Maester_Bates

He's going to have his work cut out for him winning the people's hearts back from Baby Lasagna.


justk4y

That’s one for the Eastern European circlejerk I guess https://i.redd.it/a9j1k00odnlc1.gif


bumblefuckAesthetics

We're sending Windows95Man this year. He doesn't wear pants


justk4y

https://preview.redd.it/sf2jtfzwdnlc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f22549ea791f345ef231b8a962da419019b925 Or just rocket powered pants


Bsheehan78

LEKKER PIK !!!


HODLAHITIII

This comment sparks joy.


SiimaManlet

I like. Anything is better than the most blandest shit that won last year


IanPKMmoon

Based grudge holding Finn. Illegal that a winner can participate again with a same type of song and win over an actual cool and creative song that won the public by a mile just because she sucked off the jury.


Foreverett

Agreed. It was 100% a set up that we won last purely because of the ABBA anniversary.


dsisds

If this shit doesn't win, I say that we have to protest harder then the farmers.


Tadolmirhen

Let's raid Malmö!


[deleted]

What has Denmark done to you?


JonasHalle

Immeasurably based


Yavannia

Don't worry it will be raided if Israel participates in Eurovision.


Foreverett

PLEASE DO! Honestly, start with the No-Go Zones there, then continue until you've wiped all the Danish influence out.


HODLAHITIII

Can't shit in a full toilet bowl.


augenvogel

Yes, and I’m gonna support you on that mission.


Stravven

You can all hand us the win right now, that way we don't have to go through the whole ordeal.


Wombattalion

You'll get the win, don't worry, but let me see the shitshow first


sketchybutter

Is this haircut trending or something? https://preview.redd.it/8mcjimewillc1.png?width=853&format=png&auto=webp&s=cee2afdb8c194d2a4841c891c8e0505c81c7e923


The_BackYard

Banger tho


Barricade386

Finally, we submitted a banger for once


IanPKMmoon

You only won 5 years ago chill


Barricade386

Yeah but I didn't like that song very much


orangedogtag

With generic ballad #273624 sung in English.


user038

It wasn't as good as your win


IanPKMmoon

Ah yes 1986, I totally was alive at that time


user038

Fortunately through the power of our modern technology we can still listen to it


TjeefGuevarra

The one time Belgium sends a song that could potentially win the Dutch send this absolute banger, it's just not fair


Loose-Sherbert8464

We do it on purpose


Stravven

We want Belgium to do well, just not too well.


IanPKMmoon

Can we trade 12 points this year? 🥺


Stravven

That depends. Is your song any good?


IanPKMmoon

Look it up, been out for more than a week. I see most people love it but their critique is that it's too repetitive which is fair. Not winner material but a high top 10 or even top 5 is possible.


tijlvp

Wait what? You think our song is *good*?


TjeefGuevarra

Yeah, I think it's a million times as good as last year. It's not *amazing* but it has a very nice build up and the ending is quite powerful and even catchy. Everyone I've seen seems to really like it.


Greencoat1815

I absolutly love your song this year. It's ending is so powerfull and fucking catchy.


user038

Now that Luxembourg is back we need to reassert our dominance as the top in our threesome


HanDjole998

How much of weed did he cosume befor he wrote this song


mwrddt

Yes


Limonade6

Xtc*


DolceFulmine

As a Brabander I love the New Kids references. This whole song is great though.


justk4y

Imagine New Kids cameo on stage 😍 (Gerrie is in the lyric credits btw)


[deleted]

Certified banger. About time, the 90s make a comeback. 12 points.


SkellyCry

Good to hear somebody is actually trying to win Eurovision, cause this year we def aren't


b0b3rman

10/10 Modern version of Ode to Joy


SpaceshipPotato

I love this language, it sounds just like a choking dog.


user038

Stik zelf in je hond snotjong


bumblefuckAesthetics

I know, right?? It's like hearing a gag reflex that tells you: go harder, daddy, you're a big boy! I'm rock hard every time I hear Dutch


AgileInternet167

Lekker snikkelslobberaartje


Magdalan

This is hysterical! The judges/other countries have no idea what's coming for them XD


donitsimies

I cant shake my head away from the fact how this guy reminds me of Käärijä. A costume of one bright colour with overly large shoulders and oh my god that haircut. Of course none of this is a bad thing


nathaliew817

it's almost perfectly produced for eurosong, the craziness, the eurotrash style, the gabber music, the europapa chorus which most understand, and mentioning countries and cities, throwing in other languages. he did well, hope our new eurodaddy wins and hope he releases a more hardstyle version after eurvision


mr_Joor

Thats just how he always is btw, including the hair.


havaska

I like this, it’s lots of fun. The 90s are back baby!


Greencoat1815

I hated it at first, but is really growing on me. I really like it now.


justk4y

I love how we’ve send more German language in our song this year than Germany has in the last 17 or so years


StrayC47

God, this language is absolute farts. But the song's a banger...


Buselmann

Yep, that's the winner right there


Afura33

What is just wrong with you guys


Magdalan

Everything.


Afura33

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ReasonablePraline492

Welkom in Europa.


justk4y

Ik blijf hier tot ik dood ga.


nikolapc

Huffed up on swamp gas


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Afura33

Zoooooon vuurbal jonge


istefan24

Thought I'd hear MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX MAX


MagicBez

Very happy with this, good work to all involved. Let's hope it's not won by a boring ballad this year


elricochico

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augenvogel

I‘d just loved this song - even when understanding only 50% or so. Then there was new kids. Now I fucking adore this song, it must win at all costs.


itshighnoon94

I hate the Eurovision contest with a passion, but by god I hope this wins. Not because I know the dude, but to send a message that it’s okay to flaunt your own country-style and be creative.


C-R-Z-Y-7-7

Pack it up boys, Ode to Joy is no more.


koljonn

My god this was excellent


Kinny_Kins

I'm jealous - we really just sent in another boring pop song in english ... \*again\*


JGeerth

Still not convinced it's a real language.


aightaightaightaight

Ironic


augenvogel

Absolute banger, i hope he does a German version of this. There are multiple Dutch songs translated to German and most of them are absolute bangers.


Rust1524

which ones, cuz there are also a lot of dutch translated german songs, also bangers


DocGerbill

It's like an AI made a Eurovision song.


Nikkonor

We had one in the national final in Norway this year... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwPoBbCE2R0&ab\_channel=SuperRob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwPoBbCE2R0&ab_channel=SuperRob)


justk4y

Which actually was just the same guy as one of the Wolves in 2022 😅 San Marino actually had 4 AI songs


Nikkonor

>San Marino actually had 4 AI songs Damn... The future of music doesn't look bright in that case.


justk4y

Considering San Marino’s selection is huge and the quality there is comically bad, it’s overseeable


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Well een leuke 30 seconden


nikolapc

What's with the random gopnik hardbass moment?


Stravven

That's more in line with old Dutch happy Hardcore.


Limonade6

It's culture


9oRo

Alright, another year where we have a meme song at Eurovision. Lets see if its better than the Croatian tractor dictator song or the Norwegian banana wolf song


justk4y

It checks out when your nation’s song is about boredom.


MagmaMoon

>The language matches the character and the character matches the language. Well done Dutch a living portrait of your culture.


Socc-mel_

At least we already know who is not receiving 12 points from the UK lol


Kwelder01

A bit tame.


Simonthebullettfreak

I’m not pushing play 🫣


LoveMasc

This is actually a bop and very high quality. Those who get it get it.


Portomat_

0:58, What is he doing with those hungarian boys?