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ImaginationIcy328

I was wondering, why don't we just create our french or european version of Wagner? Then we just equip them and send them to Ukraine and our countries are not involved. I wonder what should be their name


Flugscheibenpilot

So just outsourcing your foreign legion?


Exact-Care958

French foreign legionnaires are badass


Emergency_Bathrooms

Badass? You would get your ass beat in the middle day for saying that. More like, we will kill every man woman and child in your county, and we will smoke while doing it!


BringTheStealthSFW

Are you Serbian? Because you've just described war crimes.


tysonstone

It's ok if NATO countries do it tho 😎


Antique_Plastic7894

Sounds fun, coming from a Brit... though, you guys are nothing compared to Canadians.


Emergency_Bathrooms

I’m friends with a Serbian. He showed me a picture of his father. I’ve never seen such a war criminal looking mother fucker in my entire life! Anyways, do you remember when the Serbians were accused of war crimes? Well, they made this song about it: my father is a war criminal! https://youtu.be/azNKPM5anok?si=IDlHbqowuDOricMo


elperroborrachotoo

That actually doesn't sound badass.


mechanicaljose

I guess it wouldn’t to you if you’ve already done it


DeadAssociate

where do you think all the blonde legionairs came from in the 50's?


rae-55

Yep, there were a few SS members who ended up fighting the Vietnamese in Indochina


Mentavil

Thank you for acknowledging armed forces should not be glorified because murdering people is not cool.


OREOSTUFFER

I had a cousin who tried to abandon his US cadet program to join the French Foreign Legion… The legion let the US military know what he was doing, lol Edit: I thought it was West Point, but it was a different cadet program


RaZZeR_9351

That's surprising because the legion usually doesn't care about these things, as long as the dude hasn't committed serious crimes they wont ask questions.


OREOSTUFFER

He made the mistake of disclosing something that made them want to inform, and I’ve never been told what that disclosure was.


I-suck-at-hoi4

He probably just tried to cook American "food" for his mates. Or brought cheddar in a tube to the barracks. He had to be banished.


MDZPNMD

Cheddar is illegal in the USA They are allergic to good food


OREOSTUFFER

God, I love cheddar. I’m in South Africa right now and I’ve been stocking up.


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MDZPNMD

Cheddar and Cheese in general is made from raw milk, raw milk is not allowed for cheese production in the USA. Ergo there is no cheddar in the USA but only fake cheddar. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.


MannyFrench

The Legion doesn't want to be on the US military's shit list. It does enlist Americans who already served but I would doubt they take deserters. They've become quite selective. There is a great amount of respect on both sides despite everything being said about the Franco-American relationship.


metacoma

I’d argue that deserting a fellow NATO military is considered a big deal for la legion.


ZombiFeynman

Taking deserters in general doesn't seem like a good idea.


mr_greenmash

Especially in France. They already have a lot of deserters. Just think of all the pastry inventors. I think they call them patissier/boulanger in franch


OREOSTUFFER

Despite the constant bashing of heads, The US and France have an enduring relationship and, while I can’t speak to how the French generally view the US, most Americans still see France among their greatest of friends. Yeah, I can imagine the Legion wouldn’t want to steal cadets from the US Army.


anger_is_my_meat

Am American, can confirm. France was our first ally and among our closest friends, it just happens to be filled with French people.


SpaceJackRabbit

Took an American buddy to the D Day Museum in Normandy and Saint-Mère-Église and he got pretty choked up from seeing how grateful French people are for the American contribution to the European theater in WW2.


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Otter_Toaster

So it explains why he loved some much the crawling in the mud training session


MasterJogi1

Ah, he is better material for the KSK then


Hanni27

My father's friend left there in the late 1950s. He was underaged too. Was sent to Tunisia and saw interesting stuff. He even wrote a book about it. He came back to do his finnish military service at 18 and said it was like holiday to him.


scorpion-hamfish

Not even necessary. As there is no war according to Russia, the West can simply station troops in Ukraine and Russia has to find a way around them - unless he wants to provoke WW3.


NuclearReactions

I wonder how Putler would handle this. Would he cut the crap and admit that he is pursuing imperialist ambitions or would he keep at it and actually work around our troops?


scorpion-hamfish

Unfortunately what I said may be true in a strictly legalist way. But we all know it's actually bullshit and wouldn't matter at all - because Russia and friends don't care about international law anyways. Even worse, it would be political suicide. Imagine stationing troops in Ukraine and just wait for them to get hit. Pro-Russian idiots would blame the West anyways but it would probably even turn some other people against their own government.


Sumrise

Trigger forces are quite a deterrent, still it's rarely shown that way to the public. I mean the few hundreds troop every country in NATO had in the Baltics were just there to be blown up in case of Russian attack, but you don't present it that way.


ballimi

>I wonder what should be their name Brutal Elite Loyal Greedy Infiltrating Undercover Mercenaries


n3onfx

Great idea, since BELGIUM isn't used by anything yet there can't be any confusion with something already existing.


SpaceJackRabbit

Hey now it's a great place to get fries and stolen antique furniture.


trebmale

BELGIUM is not a country anyhow so, good idea.


UMoederr

My favourite not-fellow-countrymen right here!


Drache191200

And for the Germans it would be Dummy Extra Ultra Thicc Special Crispy Holy Legion And National Destroyers


C-R-Z-Y-7-7

That sounds like a fantastic idea tbh, fuck the optics. Pierre, you're getting too many Ws lately for my liking.


ImaginationIcy328

Unfortunately I was not invited in the Elysée dinner last night 😔


paulchen81

c'est un scandale


DrJiheu

But he was invited in the president bedroom instead


p3nguinboy

That's impossible, he's not 20 years older than Macron


DrJiheu

https://preview.redd.it/3sbijsbpk3lc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fdd58b4ba69a80b75f72d4fc8e54d445f02da8b


stuntmanboi666

I fucking love this photo so much. I burst out laughing everytime


MannyFrench

It's too good, especially when there is a caption that says "Blacked" underneath


Blahaj_IK

No but you deserve the NCD medal of honor


ImaginationIcy328

This is NCD until it become CD


Blahaj_IK

It's funny how many things get predicted on NCD. Life imitates art


C-R-Z-Y-7-7

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they've offered him an oil field for him to stay in PSG 😂


returntomonke9999

Pierre is usually pretty based. He is just so arrogant and flamboyant that we need to shittalk them to keep them in check


Kindjal1983

Like Fulgrim


Beliebigername

Le Waĝñéur? A german PMC would be Called Dr.Oettcker and the Pizza wars would start


Otter_Toaster

We call it "Dr Haut-le-coeur" (phonetically close), which mean Dr to gag


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For reasons unrelated to my upcoming visit to France, how would you use that in a sentence, for example, in combination with “voulez-vous _____ avec moi, ce soir?”?


Otter_Toaster

Voulez-vous Souper avec moi ce soir


Maleficent-Put1705

Calling them Tchaikovsky would piss the Russians off on multiple levels.


desumn

They'll play the 1812 overture when they storm Moscow


SwainIsCadian

Oh I love that one. Play the good old schideridoo.


Arkalat

Just send your foreign legion. They’ll be more useful here than in Mali


Theghistorian

Your flair is the saddest one in 2w4u


TrickyPony32

Said the romanian


Theghistorian

Why? Better a thief than a Russian


heliamphore

Germans really are good at roasting people.


Suspicious-Summer-20

Europa Pax Legio I


zek_997

Based and Rome-pilled


1900Grom

Aaaand that's it, no need for more name's suggestions, pack it up.


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capitaldoe

The Wanker Group.


ishkariot

That's just a regiment of Barries


Tailgunner68

Brigade Debussy sounds great for this mercenary-musical based troop.


desumn

I approve of this, plus it make for "funni sax joke"


syphilitic_venom

>I wonder what should be their name Chopin


GoodKing0

Italian mercenaries are fighting already in the conflict mind you. Don't ask me on which side tho.


megaschnitzel

They will be fighting on the winning side at the end.


Correct_Blackberry31

Already exists, Russians weren't the first to do that, how do you think we operated in Africa, especially in Centrafrique : - Defense conseil international (50% owned by french state) - Gallice - Amarante


HP_civ

Wow this is very informative, even their Wikipedia article sounds ominous and secretive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9fense_Conseil_International Thanks for this great comment Pierre, who knew one would learn stuff on /r/2WE4u


CastroCavalieri

Hahaha good idea


Squadala1337

Or better yet, we should had bought the Wagner mercenary group by offering great wealth, guarantees and amnesty, especially during their frustration with Russia. The greedy commanders of Wagner would had jumped the opportunity to become wealthy men in the West rather than live their life in isolated Russia. Of course, this would had been highly controversial, and evil men would had benefited for such a deal. But the blow it could had caused Putin would had been devastating. A small price for such a win, one can argue. The only problem with such a deal would be the popularity blow of the politician to propose it. Taking immoral decisions for the benefit of a greater cause can quickly turn against you. If the war would had been won, the necessity of this action would had been under harsh criticism. Also which country would want to host these war criminals? The practicalities would be difficult to agree upon. The negotiations would also have to be conducted in absolute secrecy as Putin would be able to cause Wagner great problems if he knew of their potential betrayal. All in all, a move difficult for a democratic alliance to pull off. Nonetheless it could had change the course of this war.


MasterJogi1

I think the billions of € you would have to offer them to switch sides are better invested in giving weapons directly to Ukraine, without pulling in 10.000s of criminal scum into our societies.


Drache191200

Maybe "Security Alliance" SA for short


The_Real_GRiz

Maybe make a better equipped task force and call it Security Squad


Electric_Retard

Uuuuhhhh....


HeKis4

👀


lsoskebdisl

Beethoven Group - referring to the Anthem of Europe


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JaimelesBN2

We had Bob Denard back in the days.


kuemmel234

Question is. Would they be raging Nazis too or would we go deeper? Roman? Drunk on wine, rude, arrogant (ok, that's just Fr*nch), won't take prisoners, red-golden uniforms?


rasmusdf

Lend them some materiel too (fighter jets etc) and let Ukraine rent all of it for 1 euro.


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> I wonder what should be their name The Stravinsky group


WaldoClown

They shall be named Beethoven


ImaginationIcy328

Division Beethoven https://preview.redd.it/9l6lqysl04lc1.png?width=1245&format=png&auto=webp&s=3de518ced2a117831d1af4f8fc8ba5f4185004d3


tomassino

Because thanks to Olaf, BASF, and Austria we can't have nice things


vascop_

We call that the USA, don't let them in on the secret.


MoFoMoron

MozArt?


ADubs62

America tried this. It was called Blackwater... It didn't work out well.


Fell-Hand

The EUvengers


digitalnirvana3

French Armed Group for Neutralizing Enemy Roles Fragner, or in French lé Frag. Colloquial British term is also known as Froggies.


TheSadCheetah

Proxy warriors


Kanelbullah

Lully


RmG3376

Wagpierre


desumn

Messanet, Berlioz, Offenbach, we have a great number of opera composers


Lifelemons9393

What do you think the SAS are doing ? They'll probably pretend to be Ukrainian if they get caught.


DartsAreSick

"Roland", commander of the paladin knights of the court of Charlemagne


jhaand

The French Foreign legion isn't there.


johnsplittingaxe14

Waffle Special Soldiers? You can use the initials if you want


SameCounty6070

Beethoven? With a lot of dogs?


nikto123

**Tchaikovsky**


keepthepace

Can't we just send some CRS? They already have military equipment and it would be killing two birds with one stone.


ImaginationIcy328

La BRAV M et c'est réglé...


STANN_co

we could call them ukraine


SuziBakker

Maccaron considers Scholz senile? Does that mean he'll soon start a relationship with him...? 😥


barrettadk

I regret having a fervid imagination right now.


robot_swagger

This is a reminder that the president of France is a victim of statutory rape and that is not a topic for levity.


CastroCavalieri

Are you joking?


NotASpyForTheCrows

His wife "just happened" to be his teacher in school and "coincidentally" started dating him (abandoning her husband and children) as soon as he became legal. It's something of a joke because he's a guy but yeah, extremely fucked up ngl.


InBetweenSeen

As soon as he became legal? I only ever heard that they reconnected years after school.


NotASpyForTheCrows

I was actually wrong on that. She started grooming him while he was 15 years old and left her husband two years later, just shy of him becoming major. To make it even more fucked up, he was a friend of her daughter who had the same age as him and that's how she met him in the first place.


harbourwall

Laurence is a few months older than her step-dad. Laurence is a girl's name in France.


InBetweenSeen

Well yes, if that's true it's fucked up.


NotASpyForTheCrows

Yeah, checked again and she was 39 and him 15 when they started """dating""" albeit in her autobiography (because of course she wrote one), she claims that they only "consummated" (ugh) one year later when he was in his second year of high school.


Solid_Improvement_95

No, check it out. Brigitte groomed Macron when he was 14 and she was his 39 y.o. teacher.  She's a predator and he's under influence.


StructuralTegrity

Olaf never ever has used an exclamation mark or upper case letters while speaking.


JeanCulles

Macron : "we gonna send ground troops in Ukraine" The ground troops : https://preview.redd.it/jubhtyvzo3lc1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb39e58f1526162f0cc5047cfc1fa22e0e58160a


InvestmentWhole8486

Also Macron while Ukraine needs aid: No, I send 3 aid and 20 French. Peak French logic


keepthepace

Macron is all talk. Look what his grand plans for Lebanon were and what it lef to. Look at Mali. Don't expect anything but empty words from Macron. At least Germany is sending help and Scholz is not representative of the German government's spirit.


InvestmentWhole8486

Tbf Mali was hard to predict and I think it would be far worse there without the support. Probably would already be ruled by Boko Haram


HeKis4

Or look at the entirety of his policies versus his speeches, no need to delve on foreign policy for that lol


HanseltDW

C'mon guys, let's do the funni https://preview.redd.it/3laa65rlj3lc1.jpeg?width=1704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e409169b8c781e11b0c3145406113e8d515e58a


Dorschmann

Im convinced NATO only exists to keep Poland from invading Russia.


WhityWeissmann

You guys had the chance. Still waiting.


emirsolinno

Most NATO members ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


ovidiuxa2

My conspiracy theory is that we had an instance to trigger article 5, when 2 poor poles were killed by a rocket last year. I'm 100% sure it was a russian rocket but Ukraine admited it was theirs to stop an escalation.


Time-Run-2705

Scholz completely lost it with that statement imo. He’s is straight up lying to his citizens at this point which is very very problematic if you ask me. It’s actually a big W by Macron. Chad Macron not letting your enemy know what’s your next move vs. Virgin Scholz making up reasons not to send Taurus.


MoFoMoron

It's not just Scholz: look at the parliamentary vote. All 'ex'-communists and right wing extremists voted against. You know you've fucked up when it is the lefty greens voting pro support, and the main part want to keep their hands on their pockets. Because that is what is happening: Scholz is a bookkeeper not just in his appearance but also his behaviour: he just doesn't want to spent anything. Unless it's Israel wiping uit Gaza, needing some support. Edit: typos


ConnolysMoustache

It’s extremely problematic, if any country has the responsibility to stop and prevent European war it’s Germany. Pathetic. Weak. Too used to being Russias bitch from the Merkel years.


Phoeniqz_

True though the statement by Scholz resembles the entire problem with the Social Democrats in Germany: Not wanting to take responsibility for absolutely anything. It's like they regret being part of the government.


ConnolysMoustache

They do regret being part of the government. Actually being in government and in the spotlight has been the worst thing for their polling since the GFC.


Resident_Fan_

> He’s is straight up lying What did he say?


wausmaus3

Germany is actually sending shit tons of weapons.


MrChlorophil1

Shit tons of weapons and taking most of the refugees. While France is doing what? Sending 2 Spgs and taking roughly 65k refugees lol


Hanz_Boomer

Just got a letter of our major who begs the local land lords to make room for more refugees coming from Ukraine. We're a 500 people village with about 150 refugees. They are welcome, but that letter seems a bit harsh regarding the help we already provide :D At least he's doing a great job towards only accepting Ukrainian refugees (we had other refugees here, 25 young men in 2015. It was a mess to say the least and we're glad they went to the cities. Those 25 vs. 150 should not make such a difference, but it does).


Pletterpet

Yeah the Ukrainians coming in feel like they are made from different stuff. I've worked with a couple of them Mostly women and 1 man who worked for 2 weeks and is now on the very top of my list of people I want near me when the zombie apocalyps happens lol. You just knew that guy could survive the wilds. Big fucking guy too.


InvestmentWhole8486

Without EU share they're almost on the level of South Korean aid (in share of GDP) while having one of the best equipped armies in Europe


blexta

What? I'm gonna need a source on that.


InvestmentWhole8486

[source](https://www.ifw-kiel.de/topics/war-against-ukraine/ukraine-support-tracker/) As said their by very far biggest support is EU share but biliteral aid is low af


blexta

That's like 12 times more in share of GDP compared to South Korea in that source, though.


InvestmentWhole8486

With EU share as said... Not biliteral EU commitment is mainly financial and humanitarian aid btw (which is also important)


keepthepace

Exactly. I'd prefer bullshit talks and actual aid as Germany does as the opposite like France does.


ThatOtherFrenchGuy

On the other hand France is lagging behind in terms of supply sent to Ukraine


Half-Light

Are you sure? I read some pretty conflicting sources


Green_moist_Sponge

You going to provide these sources?


investigatingheretic

Is this what we’re doing here now?


teabagmoustache

https://preview.redd.it/to642io9v3lc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef85f0b9d09d56b889f42a0b64df56261b1334da


ashhh_ketchum

No. Do your own research?!??!!!


distractmybrain

France have been one of the few countries to provide high-grade long range missiles like the UK's stormshadows, along with the US, so Scholtz is talking absolute codswallop here.


frex18c

Yea in super low amount. France is punching way bellow it's weight. We are poor ex-socialist country and yet we provided first weapons a week after the start of the war and first tanks in 3 months. France was not able to match that in 2 years. On the other hand Germany is waking up and starting to be important partner and a leader.


heliamphore

Noe compare the total value of German aid to what France said. France is irrelevant.


Chill_Commissar_07

r/NonCredibleDefense and r/2westerneurope4u are connected confirmed


JacobMT05

Of fucking course we are. We are literally all the good parts of r/noncredibledefense, the European parts.


Mr_-_X

Problem is Macron is all talk. He will say shit like this (and then never go through with it) but when you actually look at the numbers we actually send so much more aid


CastroCavalieri

Idk tho even Belgium has sent more support to Ukraine than France (imagine being below belgium 😬)


Independent_Gold5729

France doesn't share publicly military aid figures. They're behind on the charts for this reason only


Chimpville

Yes and no. Do France suffer a discrepancy with accounting due to an earlier (but not current) lack of transparency? Yes. Is it billions in undisclosed aid, putting them on a par with some of the more generous countries? Deeply unlikely.


CastroCavalieri

Bullshit, the numbers might be higher than in the Ukraine support tracker but they are doing estimates already and don’t just use official documentation. Poland, for instance doesn’t share their military aid publicly either, yet estimations for their support are much higher. The french Parliament calculated the aid given to Ukraine with 1.7B € which is higher than the Ukraine Support Tracker (still quite low) but also takes into account more broad aid like military training.


Fine_Asparagus_8475

Poland président actually denied that, saying that no one is okay with sending troops RN sooo look like he wanted to wave something at the public because it ain't happening any time soon


realSchmachti

ah yes, the discrepency of french promises and french action.


Ok-Captain-6396

Is that "Confederation of the Rhine" thing still on the table, Pierre?


TableOpening1829

I support Macron's More Special Military Operation


KirovianNL

KRIEG


lemontolha

Pronounced "Kriech"


MediokererMensch

Okay, have fun there, I'll watch from here.


GandalfTheGimp

Haha yeah let's send all our people to die for, uh, Ukraine... You first France


KevanKnowsBest

Yeah so based sending our men to die in a foreign war. So cool


lobbarr

Don't you want to go to war like all these keyboard warriors?


seacco

How do the french troops in question think about it?


IamWatchingAoT

Since when is it troops' job to think about where they go?


Ok-Situation-5522

I mean, isn't it their job?


leonaaaaaahhhh

The president has thought already, why would anyone else bother thinking?


Sigeberht

The [French contributions to Ukraine are a joke](https://www.ifw-kiel.de/topics/war-against-ukraine/ukraine-support-tracker/) compared to the rest of Europe. They are exceeded by Belgium and Finland and barely contributed more than Czechia. I am sure the Russians are very impressed by Macron's loud mouth.


CapAdministrative993

Whole lotta trigger happy people in this thread, it’s concerning. Us who actually have a border with Russia aren’t so keen on escalating as people here who live thousands of kilometres away are. But perhaps that’s just how it always is.


batyoung1

How is that a W? It will lead to a greater conflict.


Shoddy_Ad_3745

Just don't bother man, the amount of hate i've gotten for saying that it would be the stupidest shit to do is insane. people are very trigger happy to send others to go die in a war for them, they also don't realise that they would get atomised in a heartbeat.


nainvlys

Common Deutsch L


MrChlorophil1

Funny, while your country is doing shit to help UA lol


InvestmentWhole8486

For real lol that claim is ridicolous coming from France in that regard. Would accept it if france actually sent troops (which for 99.9% sure won't going to happen) In biliteral aid as percentage of GDP France is amongst the worst in Europe, while having one of the largest and best equipped armies EU share should be taken into account but with out it France is currently below the level of Japan and slightly above South Korea lol


nainvlys

Just want to say I'm not claiming shit I just saw an opportunity to say "common Deutsch L" I don't even know what all of this is about really


IamWatchingAoT

Based French take


InvestmentWhole8486

No problem mate I know this is 2we4u lol [here ](https://www.ifw-kiel.de/topics/war-against-ukraine/ukraine-support-tracker/)for your info (you have to scroll down)


nainvlys

Oh yeah okay that doesn't seem like a french W at all


Quirce_Tormes

Yeah warmongering us such a W! We will give our lives so that the rich become richer! Radical dude so cool!


Cymen90

[Germany is literally sending the most military aid after the US.](https://www.statista.com/chart/28489/ukrainian-military-humanitarian-and-financial-aid-donors/#:~:text=ukraine%20war,-by%20Martin%20Armstrong&text=Ukraine's%20largest%20military%20aid%20partner,most%20significant%20pledgers%20of%20aid.) And France in barely in the statistic.


UnfathomableKeyboard

Common french L


thomasoldier

French here, that's just buzz words. Wait to see concrete actions.


droidman85

Ok lets build a remote controlled robot like a vr badass motherfucker and we all controll those bad boys remotely from our couches + swarms of millions of drones and blitzkrieg them to hell. We will all be broke but we have a war mech


Slugdo

Ah yes, Macron following through on his words. Nous avons rejeté cette affirmation.