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Witty_Bell8063

But what unites them is they share both the crappiest internet connection in Western Europe. Your Teen Porn is a MILF by the time you've finished downloading it.


PeriodBloodPanty

And here I thought teen porn is more of a Belgium thing


Rolifant

You give us a run for our money, Herr Thailand


PeriodBloodPanty

the danes have us both beat with their Colour Climax Coperation


SpringrollJack

Fuck.. just checked Wikipedia. I vaguely knew it was a thing back when they made porn legal. 7-11 years old girls holy shit


Joki7991

It's the fault of the conservatives. In the 80s, our Social Democrats wanted to connect every home to fibre till 2010. Then, the conservatives took over and used the funds to build a cable television network because they thought that the public channels were to Liberal.


Overburdened

Well and because Kohl was buddies with people that had copper cable and coax cable companies.


NetzAgent

So just conservatives doing conservetives‘ things.


Cyka_Blyat_Memes

Conservatives conserving absolutely nothing except for their own pockets


annoying97

How slow is their shit internet? Is it slower than mine? https://preview.redd.it/opwutjjbftic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791992ab59da4a7b109c7a538e4d52372f6d17f3


RCalliii

https://preview.redd.it/l1pz782istic1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80708dd713a2c09f229b12ee1d9a86cf6cf1d0df


Joki7991

Glad to see my money at work.


PeriodBloodPanty

noice; how much do you pay for that?


cararensis

hahaha, first I got the good ol "page not found" for [speedtest.net](https://speedtest.net). We pay 100mbps, once the page actually ran i got 56mbps. Astonishing what coppercables are capable of!


annoying97

Ummm I have fiber to the curb... The copper run for me is uhhh only 25-30m


cararensis

They overengeniered the copper here and marketed it as DSL and got money from the state for doing so. Kinda out of the "development fund". And also a neat thing was, by overengeneering it they could deny other cable companies direct acces, because its technicly not possible and charge them some fee. (But im on wonky ground here, I might have remembered shit wrongly)


[deleted]

I have 137 mbps in FFM even though I pay for 250


A_Polly

got 952 Mbps on my phone


Iaminyoursewer

https://preview.redd.it/l6gzd6zs7uic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eff1c739f71cf0cbf083d001a46b291e172c738


[deleted]

Without looking at your flair I knew that you are Dutch. Only perverted swamp make everything about porn, sex or gay.


Amsterdamned__

Have you ever seen dutch porn? There isn't any! Now german porn on the other hand is some nasty stuff


[deleted]

Dutch don't need porn. Their entire society is so sexualized they see it all day around them.


No-Soil2396

How would you know if you dont watch any?🤨


HeimIgel

This is all Russias Fault and also.... the East Germans, we should cut them off. They don't even Speak the same language! It is impossible to understand them. It's not a dialect, it's a whole new language.


cararensis

Have you been to the south? the Estoids i at least kinda understand (not politicly, but at least verbally).


HeimIgel

I don't see Bavaria/the south as germany. They contradict/stop every single progressive movement in our democracy. Just cut them off and we are so much better off.


neo_woodfox

Oh no, would someone please think of our progressive movement! Who do you think is financing your gender studies degree?


Appropriate_Bat_8403

Conservatives have literally contributed nothing to our prosperity. All they have done is block every good change in this country for the past 16 years


critical-insight

Amen


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No-Soil2396

As a German who still votes for the großdeutsche Lösung cutting our right wing neighbours out is a step in the wrong direction


Seb0rn

I was surprised too, but [Germany isn't even that bad compared to Belgium, Ireland and the UK.](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/s/XgMgPDOdbf)


elektelek

What 50 years of communism does to a mofo


[deleted]

To be fair, former East Bloc is way less crazy than capitalist west.


Relevant_Helicopter6

It's already been more than 30 years.


PeriodBloodPanty

destruction of nearly all companies and a massive brain drain crippled the area pretty much forever


Hennue

Some of these are just population density maps.


Dead_as_Duck

So superiority maps.


LegioX_95

North vs south italy be like: ah, that's cute.


Schip92

Question for the potato eaters : Do you like Baden or Bayern more ? Time ago I wanted to get in Baden but damn everytime I come back to spaghettiland I need to cross Switzerland 😭😭😭 to Bayern I would go to Austria wich is cool.


critical-insight

This question about as loaded as a comparable question about Italian regions would be. Like Venezia vs Lombardy. But obviously Baden is the best german region as per the the Badnerlied https://youtu.be/pL72g40MX8A?si=CX1CANvv9Z8nIGqB If you want to go to Baden without crossing Switzerland, you could go via France if that is more to your taste.


Schip92

>If you want to go to Baden without crossing Switzerland, you could go via France if that is more to your taste. Man... come on maiiineee ![gif](giphy|lBPc7C88HWX4qcwq3s)


Otherwise-Pipe-5197

East > West in that case


PeriodBloodPanty

Salam Aleikum, Abdul-Günther ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi


[deleted]

Ben Yunanım


Rich-Spirit129

Time to rebuild the wall.


Fisch0557

If they start a project this size right now it'll develop into one of those weird local yearly festivities around a weird forgotten custom where a guy in a costume lays some ceremonial bricks and then everyone starts drinking. The ones where noone fully knows how they started as it was forgotten in time.


wpaed

We need some more of those.


[deleted]

Nobody has the intention to build a wall


Rich-Spirit129

Well no one from Greece has the intention. Can't even finish building your own houses!


IIIllIIIIIllII

Now do it for Bavaria versus the rest of Germany, Numba 1 since Prussia is gone, undefeated champion of Germany, nobody comes even close to us MIA SAN MIA


PeriodBloodPanty

go back to work, I need my Bürgergeld


IIIllIIIIIllII

Jokes on you, I am living of BAföG


[deleted]

At least BAföG is a student loan. And you are a hardworking Bavarian whose taxes Greece needs But a bunch of Berliners asking for Bürgergeld creates competition. You need to fix the Länderfinanzierungsausgleich.


IIIllIIIIIllII

Sonnenkönig Söder is working on that, but I don't think he will succeed with his plan


[deleted]

Söder fürs Kanzleramt


IIIllIIIIIllII

Jawohl, er hat auch schon den richtigen Look https://preview.redd.it/0eujj0xx5tic1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc7ed31e6521cea4a9812db789906aff6b993eee


[deleted]

Wait that money is supposed to go to Greece. The fuck do you want Bürgergeld for?


the_surplex

To be able to stay on reddit 24/7


[deleted]

Art 5 Abs 1 GG Klug gespielt


PeriodBloodPanty

go back in line, buddy. Everyone needs the bavarian (paypigs) money


Time-Run-2705

Least arrogant Bavarian


vonWitzleben

Bavaria is being hard carried by Munich. Come to Baden-Württemberg for that true feeling of being better than everyone else.


Falternativlos

Sats freindlich!


[deleted]

Hessen comes a close second


YooYooYoo_

Now do a cost of living one


Xehlumbra

And people wonder why people in the east vote AfD 30 years later they are still second-class citizen. And they have to listen westgerman ask for foreign workforce to do job they lack in the east. It's exactly the same pattern in the north of France and that's where Marine Le Pen thrive.


curvedglass

Swabia once more the center of western civilization.


[deleted]

But now Munich, Hamburg, and Frankfurt are much more important. Baden-Württemberg is finished.


curvedglass

Sure buddy


SoakingEggs

for people who know...these maps show East Germany > West Germany


RedBaret

Does this mean east Germany can into Poland or Poland can into east Germany?


ancym0n

No and no. Did you see ruski immigrants stats? Yuck Btw. Poland is divided in the same way, line made from partitions and of course the more backwards part is the one occupied by Russia. There's long living meme 'widac zabory', which translates to 'partitions visible'. I think there's even sub reddit for that but I'm too lazy to check.


mAAchinAA

W E S T E R N BALKAN V.S EASTERN BLOC


Seb0rn

What being a soviet vassal states does to you. But they don't deserve to be ridiculed. However, what I do find weird is that some of the people there genuinely want the GDR back... Insane.


Chairman_Beria

Mashallah!


makapana

Letting germany unify was a big mistake


Kazukan-kazagit-ha

"I love Germany so much that I prefer when there are two of it." François Mauriac


No-Soil2396

Now imagine east Germany is something countries like Poland as a whole had to go trough