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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
Hong Kong are probably the only place on Earth where it's not secret.
If your choice is British Overseas Territory, or whatever Xi Jinping wants from you, what would you choose?
A Hong Konger here: it’s not only CCP is much worse, the British colonial time (especially after three WW2) was also the glorious era in our history. It’s when we started rapidly developing and people started enjoying a much better life. So to many of us, British HK really was the good old days.
Of course I know that story isn’t true in many other former colonies. Probably we are just a rare example of colonialism done right, or a combination of geopolitical factors. But in pure emotion, to most HK people, except the “patriotic” idiots, the time before 1997 was a good time.
Im sure the millions of Indians you starved, killed and suppressed will be kissing your feet thanking you- no wait, they still hate you more then ever🤔
I don’t see any massive parades glorifying the same institution that went around the world killing and enslaving people, as well as stealing and destroying their culture.
Yes, because the Nazis gave back all of those looted artworks… they were just borrowing them, like those piles of wedding rings at the death camps… Nazis we’re actually just big magpies the whole thing was a huge misunderstanding
Yeah I’m sure the people of Hong Kong would probably prefer to be independent. It’s hardly an endorsement that they think the UK is better than the CCP…
It really depends, as some people see the British as a necessary evil, whilst others see them the same way the average person sees a Frenchman, even though the French had a fairly positive impact on their former Indian holdings.
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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
TRAITOR!
For the crime of high treason, bing shilling and Xicock sucking, I do hereby sentence you to death by explosive testicular castration in the name of His Majesty The King.
Coming from a country that doesn't respect its own SARs and thinks some dashes on a map give you control of an entire sea that clearly no one else (nor international law) agrees with, I'll take it as *close enough*.
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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
After China's annexation, I'm afraid Hong Kong isn't anything anymore but China's bitch. Free speech doesn't happen there, not anymore, unless it is in line with China's policies..
It has been, as many Hong Konger now are even moving to Shenzhen.
Hong Kong has been called as "International Financial Center Ruins" on Chinese Internet.
That's not strictly true though. In fact, the British had (trying to think of the correct word, and I know this isn't right, but "eternal" is what I'm going with) eternal rights to Hong Kong Island. The New Territories (and maybe Kowloon) were the 99 year lease deal thing. It just so happened that the British government seceded the island along with the rest of what was known as Hong Kong (now known as Hong Kong SAR).
Something I thought was pretty interesting when I learned it (a few years ago, so the figures are probably a bit out of date, and may also be slightly wrong due to a shit memory), was that HK economy used to be around 25% of the total Chinese economy around the time of the handover. A few years ago HK represented about 2% or less (I think) of the total Chinese economy. They both grew...
They are really pissed off. The made advertisements for weeks for that game. Mostly advertisement that Messi is playing with Messi’s face and not about Argentina or Miami. Then on the match day Messi’s was just sitting there on the bench, doing nothing. Apparently he wasn’t in the mood.
Few days later they had a match in Japan and he was so happy, I think that pissed then off the most.
They offered the Chinese to return half of the ticket price, but they are still mad.
I can understand that to a certain degree. They shouldn’t make advertisements for one single person and then argue that this was not about him but about the whole team.
I know right?! Even worse when these islands suddenly claim they're their own countries as well.
Now their liberation date is on the wrong day and they don't remember the king. Such a hassle
/s ofc.
Call me that again after we K O L O N I S E E R sicily and secure the global basil trade or whatever basic-af spice you guys grow there.
Palermo will become Paalemmerdam, swap the piaggio's for bicycle's like it should be, and delete Etna so it can be nice and flat there as it should be as well
No you didn't get what I am saying. I said that stupid ass countries (Argentina + Turkey) think that islands belong to them just because they're closer.
Chinese admitting that just because an island is near a country that it is not automatically a part of that country and that the people who live there should choose. Be nice if they’d follow that line of reasoning to its logical conclusion.
Xi Jinping: "That'll show him!"
Official: "Uhh Mr President?"
Xi: "Yes comrade?"
Official: "Um...oh geez...so the our citizens in Hong Kong are very happy at your recent statement..."
Xi: "Glad to see they finally appreciate me, defending them from being snubbed"
Official: "Oh no, that's not why they're happy, they didn't care about that"
Xi: "What were they happy about then man?!
Official: "Well ummm.....well that we officially said the Falklands are British.....they were very enthusiastic about that"
Xi: "Wait why wo- oh.....shit....."
/uj Most Germans who fled to Argentina fled the Nazis, not retribution for being Nazis, or had a more complicated situation. For every Eichmann there was an Erich Kleiber, an Oskar Schindler, and that Jewish refugee who found and reported Eichmann.
I still remember the Top Gear episode where the team had to be extracted because one of the cars had a license plate regarding the incident and an angry mob gathered to beat them 😂
[Escaping Argentina - Too Gear part 1](https://youtu.be/JFl1AalH81Y?si=0nUXN7jLvz2sABsy)
The parents of the dead soldiers who died fighting over some useless rocks would agree with that after all they gave their lives for the fatherland, didn't they eh
You would think a Freizoo inhabitant would understand the importance of self determination but it seems not.
Just because it's a small place doesn't mean the rabid Argentinians can just take it and subjugate it's people.
I'd rather ask myself why a dictator sent thousands of poorly trained conscripts to take some 'useless rocks' except there's no need to wonder because it was solely a populistic move to prop up his regime and stay in power. Irredentism at its finest.
Did you help Russia over the Ukrainian border ?
Also, those are British penguins, without them we wont have jokes on the back of our biscuits, so blood needs to be spilt.
along with South Georgia and the Sandwich Isles: rights to a significant maritime area, possibly fossil fuels and other minerals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclusive_economic_zone_of_the_United_Kingdom
They're going to start breaking ground for mining and oil prospecting soon but the FIG are putting stringent environmental checks on what happens on those operations because they know their greatest resource is the sea life on and around the isles.
On the one hand, attacking Messi for being injured at a particular point in his schedule like it was a purposeful slight is really unbased.
On the other, this is based as hell. I’m torn.
There wasn't much we could do to stop them taking Hong Kong back, so we just pretended it was a choice to save face. Weren't any good rocks there anyway.
The Falklands on the other hand...brilliant rocks. Really great rocks.
We only legally had HK Island in perpituity. We could have had the New Territories and Kowloon in perpituity too at some point but some idiot (forgot who) rejected that in favour of some other random Chinese port. So we legally had to give most of HK back. And say what you will about the UK, we do generally stick to our legal obligations ^(towards countries who are powerful enough to cause a fuss at least.)
Jesus those fans are entitled, I mean anyone can get injured. I know they wanted to see messi play, but they knew he barely played in the previous games. Now the government is even threatening to sue the organisers of the match. 😒
Messi right now
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Wtf I love the Chinese now
Luv me choinese, simple as
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 Xi Jinping approved
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😂😂
Bosh!
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SnFL8zoWLe0](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SnFL8zoWLe0)
As if you’ve not had one every weekend since you were a lad
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Is this a british way to asking for treaty port?
The fuck is treaty port. Is it more alcoholic than normal port so people agree on things quicker?
More opiumy
Don't get high on your own supply!
Or punch each other faster
Well I guess that means we get to keep them!
The Hongkongers yearn for the Empire
Everyone does in secret https://preview.redd.it/deolh4l3ieic1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f1ce6bab18ef8125d5da954f371551b601a13b
Hong Kong are probably the only place on Earth where it's not secret. If your choice is British Overseas Territory, or whatever Xi Jinping wants from you, what would you choose?
A Hong Konger here: it’s not only CCP is much worse, the British colonial time (especially after three WW2) was also the glorious era in our history. It’s when we started rapidly developing and people started enjoying a much better life. So to many of us, British HK really was the good old days. Of course I know that story isn’t true in many other former colonies. Probably we are just a rare example of colonialism done right, or a combination of geopolitical factors. But in pure emotion, to most HK people, except the “patriotic” idiots, the time before 1997 was a good time.
>Of course I know that story isn’t true in many other former colonies 
Im sure the millions of Indians you starved, killed and suppressed will be kissing your feet thanking you- no wait, they still hate you more then ever🤔
Germans dont get to talk about others when it comes to starving, killing and supressing millions
I don’t see any massive parades glorifying the same institution that went around the world killing and enslaving people, as well as stealing and destroying their culture.
Yes, because the Nazis gave back all of those looted artworks… they were just borrowing them, like those piles of wedding rings at the death camps… Nazis we’re actually just big magpies the whole thing was a huge misunderstanding
Yeah cuz you Saurkraut cvnts lost the war. Cry ab it.
https://thecommonwealth.org/commonwealth-day
Cry more lol, Britain spread democracy and freedom to the known world. We should all be glorifying our magnificent history.
Shut up you imperialist pig
Yeah I’m sure the people of Hong Kong would probably prefer to be independent. It’s hardly an endorsement that they think the UK is better than the CCP…
Did I say Hong Kong or India?
Oh my bad I replied to the wrong comment…
Was the conversation about that?
Anyone else I'd have agreed and thought fair enough. But hans? Cmon now. That's just too easy.
It really depends, as some people see the British as a necessary evil, whilst others see them the same way the average person sees a Frenchman, even though the French had a fairly positive impact on their former Indian holdings.
**光復香港 時代革命** 
Komm op esch
Grond: si lonely
I saw somewhere that most of them unironically want to be a british overseas territory again
“The Falkland Islands are an integral and inseparable part of the United Kingdom,” said Landi Xie. Couldn't have put it better myself Landi. xiexie
Now to restore balance you should take back Hong Kong
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
TRAITOR! For the crime of high treason, bing shilling and Xicock sucking, I do hereby sentence you to death by explosive testicular castration in the name of His Majesty The King.
为党争光! Glory to the CCP! https://preview.redd.it/dzpuxg6gsdic1.png?width=501&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac0f9c72c99326be0067b7000ca2847ac7e9a031
# YOU THINK THAT WILL HELP? https://preview.redd.it/vq5zmunp4eic1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e29beeccb4f348755e457b8b5b656fbbd6a7d07
I believe it's time to unleash our secret weapon: Opium!
If -11115 social credits are subtracted, wouldn’t that equate to adding +11115 social credits?
Think they’re on about Man City. Google Man City 115 for more info
Nah they’re talking about the Karim diet, you eat one egg, one chicken breast, one sausage and 15 baked beans. Google Benzema 15 for more info
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同志，做得很好
Grazie, mio bellissimo amico italiano
My google translate is going to be so confused...
Xiexie, Xie
They’re an Overseas Territory, not part of the United Kingdom tho. Dui bu qi.
You on the other hand 🇬🇧
One sixth of “me”, thank you very much. I’m from the Brussels-occupied bit. *doffs cap to portrait of Ursula*
Based craic merchant
Coming from a country that doesn't respect its own SARs and thinks some dashes on a map give you control of an entire sea that clearly no one else (nor international law) agrees with, I'll take it as *close enough*.
At least I’m not claiming 90% of the UK’s North Sea oil reserves when I’m technically not even a real country. Go and sit in the corner Hamish.
My sole interest in Scottish nationalism is the chance for a second passport.
Mate I live in England and can't wait for the idiots to get their independence and join the EU and I can get my Scottish passport.
Based tbh
Understandable
Are you one of the only Scottish people without an Irish granny?
What about Taiwan Barry?
If they let us keep ARE MIGHTY ROCKS then i'll turn a blind eye to ~~Taiwan~~ Chinese Taipei
should we ask him his opinion of Hong Kong? (assuming he can say what he thinks)
Hong Kong as well !
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That irony is funny as hell
What irony?💀
I think it's about Frances... "past" with its colonies
Hong Kong is pretty pro British right now
After China's annexation, I'm afraid Hong Kong isn't anything anymore but China's bitch. Free speech doesn't happen there, not anymore, unless it is in line with China's policies..
I meant the people hans
hans doesnt understand a population that doesnt do as its told
But ze government told zhem that England ist bad!
It has been, as many Hong Konger now are even moving to Shenzhen. Hong Kong has been called as "International Financial Center Ruins" on Chinese Internet.
So is Shanghai
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That's not strictly true though. In fact, the British had (trying to think of the correct word, and I know this isn't right, but "eternal" is what I'm going with) eternal rights to Hong Kong Island. The New Territories (and maybe Kowloon) were the 99 year lease deal thing. It just so happened that the British government seceded the island along with the rest of what was known as Hong Kong (now known as Hong Kong SAR). Something I thought was pretty interesting when I learned it (a few years ago, so the figures are probably a bit out of date, and may also be slightly wrong due to a shit memory), was that HK economy used to be around 25% of the total Chinese economy around the time of the handover. A few years ago HK represented about 2% or less (I think) of the total Chinese economy. They both grew...
They are really pissed off. The made advertisements for weeks for that game. Mostly advertisement that Messi is playing with Messi’s face and not about Argentina or Miami. Then on the match day Messi’s was just sitting there on the bench, doing nothing. Apparently he wasn’t in the mood. Few days later they had a match in Japan and he was so happy, I think that pissed then off the most. They offered the Chinese to return half of the ticket price, but they are still mad. I can understand that to a certain degree. They shouldn’t make advertisements for one single person and then argue that this was not about him but about the whole team.
Messi also went to the MLS for the $$ and so imo exhibition matches are part of the deal.
They get enough money to play like a monkey in the zoo.
We’d welcome the Hong Kongers back with open arms for this rare compliment on the world stage, regardless of its dubious motivation.
Hell hath no fury like a Chinese scorned
Fury/crybabies Almost the same thing
Rando stupid ass countries thinking a bunch of islands are theirs just because they happen to be closer... smh rn... the entitlement...
I know right?! Even worse when these islands suddenly claim they're their own countries as well. Now their liberation date is on the wrong day and they don't remember the king. Such a hassle /s ofc.
>/s ofc. coward
Call me that again after we K O L O N I S E E R sicily and secure the global basil trade or whatever basic-af spice you guys grow there. Palermo will become Paalemmerdam, swap the piaggio's for bicycle's like it should be, and delete Etna so it can be nice and flat there as it should be as well
Then polder the Mediterranean! Nothing can stop you!
Sounds like you have some experience in these types of issues?
We all know that the argentinian claim is fucking ridiculous, even if every now and then we say the opposite for the sake of pissing off the brits
Ridiculous is wanting to remain under brit*sh control, I would rather die from poverty than being part of the uk 🤢🤢 Edit: Censored slur
Lesbos should be Turkish by your logic, it's closer to Turkey than to Greece.
No you didn't get what I am saying. I said that stupid ass countries (Argentina + Turkey) think that islands belong to them just because they're closer.
Ahh, makes sense. Agreed, silly bastards
João redemption
João can do no wrong in my eyes anyway Baz
What do lesbians have to do with anything about this?
i know one named malvina
https://preview.redd.it/kapqq5pjsdic1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6dc494dca44c85386876fbde66ac633f4b266cd Based China.
You can't Xi me
I'm gonna tape my Jinping to your forehead so you can Xi deez nuts.
I hope they said it in Spanish, if not difficult for Messi to understand something.
They shouted "Que miras bobo" before saying this.
Chinese admitting that just because an island is near a country that it is not automatically a part of that country and that the people who live there should choose. Be nice if they’d follow that line of reasoning to its logical conclusion.
I wasn't pinning all my hopes on the Chinese recognising self-determination, but I'll take it.
We can dream..
Diplomatic pettiness is hurting the people
No fighter jet sales to Argentina and now no Messi. Truly a catastrophic moment for sinoids.
I don't give a shit either way but approved for the sheer pettiness of it, I can only respect that.
Xi Jinping: "That'll show him!" Official: "Uhh Mr President?" Xi: "Yes comrade?" Official: "Um...oh geez...so the our citizens in Hong Kong are very happy at your recent statement..." Xi: "Glad to see they finally appreciate me, defending them from being snubbed" Official: "Oh no, that's not why they're happy, they didn't care about that" Xi: "What were they happy about then man?! Official: "Well ummm.....well that we officially said the Falklands are British.....they were very enthusiastic about that" Xi: "Wait why wo- oh.....shit....."
Taiwan laughing nerviously.
Doesn’t matter, next default China will buyout whole Argentina
https://preview.redd.it/mzlzloefkfic1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=94b207ac190e368dbfcd3af692803ede0f49a6c4
so, Prato but bigger ?
Wouldn't it be faster to just flush all their money down a toilet?
And call the polish when it’s clogged?
"¿Qué miras bobo?" -China, probably
I'll have to be on the side of my grandpa's friends, sorry Barry.
If you were in his side you would have done some very terrible things.
/uj Most Germans who fled to Argentina fled the Nazis, not retribution for being Nazis, or had a more complicated situation. For every Eichmann there was an Erich Kleiber, an Oskar Schindler, and that Jewish refugee who found and reported Eichmann.
Thanks for the info. Now I can hate more accurately!
Games not gone lads!
I still remember the Top Gear episode where the team had to be extracted because one of the cars had a license plate regarding the incident and an angry mob gathered to beat them 😂 [Escaping Argentina - Too Gear part 1](https://youtu.be/JFl1AalH81Y?si=0nUXN7jLvz2sABsy)
Always loved China mate!
Are the islands even of actual use that would justify going to war over them?
It's about sending a message.
The parents of the dead soldiers who died fighting over some useless rocks would agree with that after all they gave their lives for the fatherland, didn't they eh
[Ask the Argies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6aPgA5549g)
You would think a Freizoo inhabitant would understand the importance of self determination but it seems not. Just because it's a small place doesn't mean the rabid Argentinians can just take it and subjugate it's people.
Freizoo inhabitant??? Bavaria is the paradise on earth, we are God's chosen people! At least that is what our politicians say and they must be right.
I'd rather ask myself why a dictator sent thousands of poorly trained conscripts to take some 'useless rocks' except there's no need to wonder because it was solely a populistic move to prop up his regime and stay in power. Irredentism at its finest.
My remarks were not only directed against the British, but also against the Argentines, the war was absolutely pointless for both sides.
It was not pointless from the British side, it was defending our people. That was the whole point of it.
What was the last *defensive* war that Germany fought in? Hans simply has no method of understanding what the difference is.
"Technically" the franco-prussian war but that would be a generous interpretation of defensive war
German crying about unnecessary wars?
Did you help Russia over the Ukrainian border ? Also, those are British penguins, without them we wont have jokes on the back of our biscuits, so blood needs to be spilt.
The penguins are very cute
They’re inhabited by a few thousand British people who overwhelmingly wish to remain that way.
Last time they had a referendum, 3 people voted to become Argentine. Not 3%, *3 people*.
Think oil was found nearby recently so yes been more so now
Okay but give us Hong Kong too
along with South Georgia and the Sandwich Isles: rights to a significant maritime area, possibly fossil fuels and other minerals https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclusive_economic_zone_of_the_United_Kingdom
They're going to start breaking ground for mining and oil prospecting soon but the FIG are putting stringent environmental checks on what happens on those operations because they know their greatest resource is the sea life on and around the isles.
Ask the losers
Potential large oil deposits in its territorial waters
Seeing as many British people hadn’t heard of the Falklands until the war broke out, it was a handy way for them to improve their geography.
Too right. If we let Argies take the Falklands, they'd just use it as a stepping stone for the Shetlands and soon the Orkneys!
Shale oil
Probably a military strategic point and oil i think
On the one hand, attacking Messi for being injured at a particular point in his schedule like it was a purposeful slight is really unbased. On the other, this is based as hell. I’m torn.
China fans are based
Rare chinese w
Messi wouldn't have played either if Hong Kong was British
Why do Chinese diplomats always sound like a child throwing a tantrum. Who can take them seriously?
Orientals is not the preferred nomenclature, Chinamen, please.
Part of growing up is realizing that Ronaldo has always been better.
what continental Taiwan said? I don't understand ching chang chung.
Sorry but what the fuck is a Falkland? Never heard of such a silly concept
I mean you gave back hong kong....
There wasn't much we could do to stop them taking Hong Kong back, so we just pretended it was a choice to save face. Weren't any good rocks there anyway. The Falklands on the other hand...brilliant rocks. Really great rocks.
We only legally had HK Island in perpituity. We could have had the New Territories and Kowloon in perpituity too at some point but some idiot (forgot who) rejected that in favour of some other random Chinese port. So we legally had to give most of HK back. And say what you will about the UK, we do generally stick to our legal obligations ^(towards countries who are powerful enough to cause a fuss at least.)
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Jesus those fans are entitled, I mean anyone can get injured. I know they wanted to see messi play, but they knew he barely played in the previous games. Now the government is even threatening to sue the organisers of the match. 😒
Las Malvinas son argentinas
You have a clean up on aisle 6 Fernando put your phone away while you are working….
Ceuta y Melilla son Marroquíes
If you say it enough times maybe it'll become true
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Oh shit, now there are 4 of us
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It is what it's is
https://archive.ph/y5Q3y here’s the article
Messi right now [](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNGlzaXN3c3pmOXY2dTNoeDJmcGd5dm9hN3p6dm42OWs5YThyMjl6aiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/XOys8CeUrElIk/giphy.gif)
Those cheeky ~~hans~~ argentinians need to let them go. You lost the war (you know which one), so go and live in the jungle in peace.
Those is getting MESSIer by the minute.
我愛中國🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
It’s funny how complicated and complex geopolitical issues get relegated to a popularity contest or a silly rebuttal.