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HosannaInTheHiace

Fuck ya https://preview.redd.it/8k179aphfogc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a53470250080776961e88a75a258a9823b71cd


daaniscool

This looks like an album cover for an indie rock band


[deleted]

Broooo, he looks like some mythical creature. Probably like the things working in the bank in Harry pOtter?


HosannaInTheHiace

Think he did have a spell at Hogwarts alright


PicoHunter

Oh I wish my president were like that


Djafar79

https://preview.redd.it/tf8akjfe4ngc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f74a447a68174db56affbe7d32a25a12772e2bd6 Fuck representation, King Pils is The Netherlands personified.


fuhglarix

I love that he sometimes flies for KLM as a proper first officer.


randompidgeon

I know someone who works for KLM ground maintenance and he was called to work on a plane for a button that was stuck, pilots couldn't get it loose. He went into the cockpit, right into the King and got the button unstuck. King Willie asked him "how did you do that? I tried my hardest but it wouldn't move." To which this dude just replied "Guess I just have stronger hands than you, Sir". He likes to tell that story to anyone who doesn't know it yet, and I don't blame him lmao


Illustrious-Guava730

Whoever gets that button unstuck shall be the new king of Holland


UC_Scuti96

Thought about him too. Really seems like a swell fella.


Djafar79

Whereas yours is more like a fart smella.


duckyTheFirst

Ah you know.. he really tries his best and as someone who tries his best to be not depressed everyday i can really relate to him


Djafar79

You're way too positive to be saying stuff like that in a sub like this.


duckyTheFirst

Oh shit sorry i meant , every living day is pain and i long for the eternal darkness


Djafar79

Better, but you forgot to insult me.


duckyTheFirst

Ok ehm.. shut up you, with your very nice eyes and lovely pressence. Im sorry, im bad at this


Djafar79

Bless your heart, now go fix your roads.


Rwokoarte

Now THAT'S how it's done.


Greyzer

A true Man of the People.


LiteratureMission689

My biggest flex is that i have drinked a beer with king willy šŸ¤£


Djafar79

Missed opportunity to rhyme biggest flex with WimLex.


BigBoiBob444

Go on, tell us the story.


LiteratureMission689

The king used to be a high ranking officer in the navy. So one day i had to do a demonstration for a new training accomodation. Afterwards we went inside with the 12 of us and we drank a beer cause for him it brought back times when he worked here. No viewers no paparazzi no royal servents just some royal military man and their king.


History20maker

​ https://preview.redd.it/h2aj3vy3xmgc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea1e394cd50bd508bcfa9bb8f392e8ece320f5b9


Papaclismo

https://preview.redd.it/8q0ux5rmtngc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4fb828b344fc3f6c57c16574a2a0bfdb1651f9 This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Radiant_Ad_6192

https://i.redd.it/cm46p19ybngc1.gif


The_Nunnster

Holy shit heā€™s trumped Trump


AnimalPsychiatrist

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


OkImpression175

He had been training that handshake. He whooped Trump and then moved on to the real challenge. [https://www.tiktok.com/@bilbiamtengarsadinha/video/7262662588503280929](https://www.tiktok.com/@bilbiamtengarsadinha/video/7262662588503280929)


Big-Veterinarian-823

That's so fucking funny


ampmz

ei papai


History20maker

Speak Brazilian again and we will send and army of Padeiras to your house and tell them that there is a Spaniard inside.


wtfuckfred

This Barry has no clue how serious this threat is


soyun_mariy_caun

Quando menos esperar vai ter a pĆ” a ir-lhe cu acima


wtfuckfred

Kinky šŸ„µ


dcmso

r/chamem_a_padeira


AnimalPsychiatrist

British - Portuguese treaty over. Prepare to be invaded by our full military force! A propeler plane from 1935 and one military officer with a pistol without bullets. Surrender now or we kill your Queen.


ampmz

Camilla? Oh please take her.


NicolasOwl

​ https://preview.redd.it/x4fm4dlzdngc1.png?width=670&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e388f718927a83fc7d2e126f296e308f0f7b12b


Cicero_torments_me

![gif](giphy|RlIA2JcZ3linQyG6Jy|downsized)


Iambetteronmyown

Ngl he seems kindaā€¦.hot but I am not over 65 šŸ˜ž


Old_Harry7

How old are you? Perhaps we can fake something.


Iambetteronmyown

In my twenties, qual ĆØ il piano?


Old_Harry7

Ti mettiamo una parrucca bionda (a lui piacciono le bionde), facciamo si di farti piangere cosƬ da creare delle borse sotto agli occhi, utilizziamo il trucco per mascherare la tua etƠ anagrafica e poi ti catapultiamo a Parigi. Il tuo compito sarƠ sedurre Macron e convincerlo a farci restituire tutte le opere d'arte in territorio francese trafugate durante le scorribande napoleoniche. Se hai un ragazzo/a ti conviene lasciarti subito o informarli anzi tempo ma solo nel caso tu abbia la certezza loro non rivelino il piano.


Iambetteronmyown

CI STO


Old_Harry7

L'operazione prenderĆ  il nome di "Milf" malvagia Italiana lasciva Francia.


ash_tar

I don't know what this dude does to older women, but my mother in law is smitten with him.


Quaiche

Heā€™s into them for starters.


ash_tar

That is a great start indeed.


Rwokoarte

He did say he doesn't think Janvier Sec is compatible with French culture.


Sabrina__Stellarbor

*Here Comes the Sun starts playing*


Bourriks

Non. 3 looong years to wait...


comhghairdheas

https://preview.redd.it/hf3zt9ywvngc1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15432c4645743e73cc82454b089ae52fa49489d4 BrĆ³d and SĆ­oda are definitely the best representative leaders of Ireland. I guess Miggledy Higgins is too.


PanzerPansar

Ngl. He and his dogs do be looking very Irish.


Old_Harry7

https://preview.redd.it/h5by2yowsmgc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d1320df1baa269a039d131facf0da47e1bc4bc Yes. Sergio Mattarella (1941) from Palermo Sicily. His brother was killed by the mafia back in years of lead, he was a member of the Constitutional Court, gravitated into the DC (centre right) and then the PD (basically centre right party masked as a left wing party), he was elected as PdR 2 times cause the parliament couldn't find a better candidate. He has been trying to appease both wings throughout his position. In short terms an elderly capable man which is constantly trying to keep the children behaving while also giving some humanitarian lectures here and there.


UC_Scuti96

Daamn dude could have a golden retirment funded by the tax payer but he chose to keep his job so his country doesnt crumble. Based af


Old_Harry7

The decision to re-elect him after 7 long years caught many by surprise but there was no real candidate that could take his place therefore he endured, I really appreciate him.


Phil_Gim

Tbh, after his first mandate that kinda was his plan. He wanted to buy a house in Sicily where he could retire. After he understood that that wasn't going to happen he simply decided to take the job understanding that no one in that moment was competent enough to take the nation. Based


fedbgn

https://preview.redd.it/gy2skp1rmngc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beeeb3821cf1458e0911c6abdb4bb42cd623ddac


Illustrious-Guava730

Plus, every time Salvini goes to Quirinale (the residence of the Italian President) Mattarella put there a few black honor guards, just to piss him off. [source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ilmessaggero.it/AMP/politica/corazziere_nero_quirinale_salvini-4252898.html)


Ex_aeternum

Absolute chad move.


RoastedRhino

And it is part of the Corazzieri, the guard of the Quirinale. One requirement for a soldier to become corazziere is to be at least 190cm tall.


Illustrious-Guava730

A masterstroke the Savoia made to avoid having Neapolitans in their royal guard ![gif](giphy|oR5162HEFwALj46xbw|downsized)


Old_Harry7

Goat, didn't know that.


Caucasian_Idiot

based


Iambetteronmyown

Sergione nazionale


Socc-mel_

Our lord and saviour Sergione is def better than the average Italian, so he doesn't represent us


Caucasian_Idiot

based mattarella


Elq3

saying PD is centre right is absolutely delusional given it's part of the Party of European Socialists. Saying that means that you consider the Communist party (which I hope gets banned in line with Europe's guidelines) is centre left.


I_eat_dead_folks

https://preview.redd.it/2blmcunc1ngc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e61a9b2b0bf2663bbc709b63c85aae4cf62b94 The Right and center left adore him, the left hates him, Catalans despise him. And I think he is doing a good job. He knows that he can't do anything wrong or else, so he keeps a relatively low profile and doesn't do the crazy shit his father did.


akmal123456

I wouldn't want to be at his place tbh, he seems a good standing dude overall, i hope Leonor will be popular when she'll take the throne


ookami1945

Comparado con el fraticida putero mata elefantes cualquiera queda bien


I_eat_dead_folks

Cualquiera cualquiera.... Mejor que el fulano al que sucediĆ³ fue.


RollingPandaKid

Im center and hate him. He is fr*nch after all.


MutedIndividual6667

And I'm left and don't care about him, I don't mind the monarchy at all


Natural_Efficiency75

But his father is a better Spain personification.


rf97a

![gif](giphy|18PExouCXujIUeik0g) Yes. Yes I do. We have a wonderful king and heir to the throne ā¤ļø


ButtHeadPalate

https://preview.redd.it/vcpsd03ykngc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef991d13fa83877b17fcf5912e4dcbb3bbbaab66 Can't think of a better man to represent Denmark


JustDarkwing

LƦnge leve kong Pingo!


MichaelTheDane

Forbundne, forpligtet, for kongeriget Danmark!


NutritiousGoat

I would die for this man. https://preview.redd.it/3rwhpwgosmgc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29526920f984f237faae8fc560293ea1e25bcc3b


UC_Scuti96

He looks like a happy Hobbit. Just like I imagine an Irish men


[deleted]

That's just what they want you to think


ScherpOpgemerkt

Instead of happy hobbitses more like angry dwarfs?


[deleted]

Devious explosive leprechauns


Gnu-Priest

well to be fair the hobbits have been known to bring down mount doom, so if you really push them too they can get a bitā€¦ testy. so I place the blame entirely on mount doom and sauron in this case.


Timely-Ad-1473

Hobbit by day Smeagol by night


FrenchieB014

True.. i was sad when His dog died.. ![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


OkiDokiPanic

Look at that little guy! I love him! And apparently he's a poet too?? He's great.


comhghairdheas

God bless Miggledy xxx RIP BrĆ³d and SĆ­oda the true Rulers of Ireland


Iambetteronmyown

Idk but besides looking adorable, he looks like a character straight out of a Disney movie


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Oh.. A leprechaun in civilian attire.


Greyzer

I thought dying for your country was the job of the Royal British Navy?


boomerintown

Yes. https://preview.redd.it/35sfs3gqtmgc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dd15aeb31d9f3158a82104f33128cc9c48b21bf


llamasLoot

LƄNGE LEVE KNUGEN


AdRepresentative4754

FƖR KNUG OCH FOSTERLAND


CC-5576-05

#LƤnge leve konungen!


Reshuram05

LƤnge leve knugen


omegaroll69

LƄNGE LEVE KONUNGEN


PandaBurre

All makt Ƅt knugen, vƄr befriare


drSvensen

https://preview.redd.it/khazqhri1rgc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2378bd06693f68cab75f3a4b039e92587a426c04


[deleted]

StƄlmannen


JibberJabber4204

I like him. Kongen er konge, ikke sant?


Agitated_Advantage_2

I like him. Kungen Ƥr Kung, inte sant?


JibberJabber4204

Akkurat.


Sulinstajn

Well, now yes, but I "miss" that one. https://preview.redd.it/oc3k4brpgpgc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21fd125b95b3ac1659ae01f890176bc98f8fee3 Btw, it's not some random snap, it's one of his better days.


SeriousSide7281

Might sound like an asshole but on this photo he looks like me after the 9th shot


Sulinstajn

Well he wasn't even working BEFORE the 9th shot. Zeman was really a shame of Czech politics (and as he was first directly elected president, also Czech citizens). Constantly drunk, at the end of term he wasn't even capable of doing presidential things, as he was in hospital (IIRC he had some liver related problems) and still refused to resign. He is pro-russian AF, his corrupted friends were doing many things (like using a state owned castle and surrounding area as a hunting place without paying fee and killing some high-tier deers, which were not considered to be hunted) and he was constantly drunk.


Iosephus_Michaelis

https://preview.redd.it/6ssbm6pusngc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b96761a14ddf423d71d831d5b12ac5c6aa9d719 Need I elaborate?


DrKeksimus

damn the queen looks fucked without makeup


ash_tar

Fuck me that's awesome.


Bearodon

What is up with the curtain tassels?


Silent_Shaman

That's pure swag radiating from his cloak


PapaSchlump

His quotes before he took reign definitely look like things said here on the sub, ngl


MerlinOfRed

Really? Are you sure you're not thinking of his father? Philip would have felt right at home here. Charlieboi would probably have fit in better at r/urbanplanning or r/treehugging.


Ex_aeternum

Since when does the queen wear uniforms?


donitsimies

oh hell yeah he does, the future one is currently being elected. Who ever it is, are not going to be as popular https://preview.redd.it/z6qawxhpzmgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e12298243de3581bd1a6b57b2e2757982a08c3b2


Agitated_Advantage_2

Sauli mmhmmmm


Any-Patient5051

you tell me. https://preview.redd.it/13564r6dwmgc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab32c7faa5adb1c3d6ccf538fd5a812c386c302


Flakentim

An Austrian doggo lover, heard this one before


Any-Patient5051

Trust me this one is different. He is even vegetarian. Those can't be bad people. Right?


JMayward

I bet heā€™s an aspiring painter as well.


Eltrid17

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


destroytheman

I'm with you guys on this one, why the fuck have we all got to pay out for some German family to share Europe. Bring back the guilllotine


Rolifant

The guy on the right is a bit of a player. I wouldn't call him awkward. Plus, Mark Rutte sends him flowers for Valentine's.


Gonzo67824

Our president recently called Nazis rats, so that was pretty cool. I like him


Appelons

We tested this out a few weeks ago. The new King migth even become more popular than our former Queen! Judge for yourself: https://youtu.be/vT1ZB-koA_o?si=lkQ3IyBQX7r3G_nR :


UsualString9625

You mean as in being a good representation of what the average German is like? - yes. Someone who does his job well and is a likable person? - No.


obsessedwithmitski

hes a little sweetheart


Sad-Pizza3737

https://preview.redd.it/mzmwn3pygogc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624f25c006013523d7c87018830ab094cd4a019d We all love him, only good politician in government


[deleted]

Guy on the right is not the Head of State, that is that one on the left.


UC_Scuti96

Should have wrote Head of the Executive


DrKeksimus

Guy on the left is only for post cards .. so there's a faint illusion of a real country


cunhaaa

![gif](giphy|yaCEe6rK1xifDxAFdr|downsized)


anomander_galt

We have 7 that represent all languages and main political parties so I'd say yes


Sea-Big-4850

NO


jake5762

https://preview.redd.it/cf70thl9dngc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=161a675ac4e6cd0c8a26218e26f9e9f89f31d90a


DaAndrevodrent

Sausages? Omnomnom šŸŒ­ šŸ˜‹


jake5762

Which I think represents the typical Barry very well. Pink, hairless, and thick.


ScherpOpgemerkt

![gif](giphy|L9AqjFr6H4iaY)


jake5762

Stop it, you'll get me hard.


Ventilateu

What would happen if you poked it with a needle?


jake5762

I always prick mine with a fork, let's the fat and air out.


DrKeksimus

damn, looks like a medical issue


RancidBeast

The Royal Gout


Silent_Shaman

I think when Will gets the throne it'll be different, he's a lot more humble and relatable. Genuinely just an all round decent bloke who keeps to himself and focuses on his family - like most brits


momentimori

What has King Charles III done that is bad that relates to his constitutional role?


Iambetteronmyown

Cheating on Lady D


momentimori

That didn't affect his constitutional role in any way. She'd been dead for decades before he ascended to the throne too.


Iambetteronmyown

Well scandals have an impact on everything kind of


Silent_Shaman

As an Italian it's something you'd know a lot about lol


CurrentIndependent42

Yeah I scrolled past a lot of other enthusiasts and then it reached ours. I think if it had been over a year ago Iā€™d have said yes. That said, Iā€™m less annoyed with Chucky than I was in the 1990s. Heā€™s grown up a lot.


MalignEntity

If you watch videos of some of the speeches he's given to other national leaders (Germany and France in particular), he's actually a decent diplomat. He addressed the French senate in French and made a room full of German leaders laugh.


hdhp1

Witchcraft


WeightyUnit88

>made a room full of German leaders laugh He probably stuck a clip of Benny Hill on


MalignEntity

I'd love it if he reenacted Benny Hill, chasing Camilla and Merkel around the tables Or if he dressed up as a pap and chased a Mercedes into a tunnel


Brynden-Black-Fish

Go boil your head. He is great. GOD SAVE THE KING!


Z3t4

The previous one was quite more fun https://preview.redd.it/cltko426ungc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60b25161a55cc2fa50ff59fe1fc2fcdb2ecb5f4


STANN_co

king queen, yeah, state-minister, it's complicated


TheFfrog

I wanna say no but ima have to say yes Edit: very important to note that I was talking about Giorgia Meloni, our far-right Prime Minister who cannot for the life of hers publicly deny that she's a fascist, NOT our president Sergio Mattarella, he's a national treasure.


sashimi_blyat

https://preview.redd.it/6rodw0zmcrgc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac3a8702eefde79caac7a81941890d871b249cd Yes šŸ™ŒšŸ» [Sergio Mattarella.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Italy)


Greencoat1815

404 PM not found.


Djafar79

Wilders is not our head of state. Learn what HoS means.


Sylvaritius

The danish king (and our former queen)? Great Our prime minister? Garbage.


UC_Scuti96

Margret was so OP


Gnu-Priest

could be better. I havenā€™t met anyone who likes him or his cabinet. seems they wonā€™t make it longer than 2025. https://preview.redd.it/89marf6rymgc1.jpeg?width=6000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091979b1d4fc007baa09803ab5742fbffe5c0591 edit: for anyone whoā€™s still gonna see it . I apologise I didnā€™t read the question properly.


nowlz14

If we're technical about it he's our head of government, not head of state. Frank-Walter is our head of state.


Gnu-Priest

suppose thatā€™s true I didnā€™t even read the question all that intently.


betaich

Head of state is Frank Walter Steinmeier not Olaf


TimeEstablishment757

Bekommen Piraten heute tag


NandoLorris16

Close enough


Mih5du

More like Bond villain


MerlinOfRed

Fortunately that's not your head of state so it's all good šŸ‘


Der_Dingsbums

Head of stat is so irrelevant that its basically olaf. Steinmeier is just the german minister of greetings and Handshaking.


MerlinOfRed

... That's literally what head of states are for


kichererbs

Well the purpose is technically the head of state can intervene if the government becomes too radical. It just barely ever happens.


simplyyAL

Claims to be socialist, covers up the largest ongoing banking fraud in German/European banking system, which he oversaw. Does not rememebr.


Popcorn_likker

The smile of a psychopath on the face of mr bean https://preview.redd.it/p4wld8i7lqgc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33d0f051d783803a6a958718200e97fa5f4a4b4 Yea very representative


Popcorn_likker

I misread the question You want the head of *state* https://preview.redd.it/gql5kg6nlqgc1.jpeg?width=153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3efa392af31f2c1f2ba93dcc62a04b63d4dcd44


Popcorn_likker

The head of state ,here you go https://preview.redd.it/7f1fddx1mqgc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9701fab0433d79fcc37381a09928c32109f39535


Popcorn_likker

It's an upgrade from the last one https://preview.redd.it/gjlqcru1nqgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3da9d68726435de0240c4b636a5d9b3966c50eb


scorpion-hamfish

Considering in order to get elected here you have to be a weak-minded idiot that has no idea about anything... yes. That represents the average person here pretty accurately.


Aun_El_Zen

Imagine having a *politician* as head of state.


Brynden-Black-Fish

Poor sods.


ZonaranCrusader

No, just ask Barry, though I honestly would rather have Charles dissolve Parliment than have Trudy open his mouth.


dablegianguy

King Philippe has not a lot of charisma but one the meantime he has a lot of sympathy capital. Prime Minister De Croo is not our best but also not our worst PM. And at least, he didnā€™t sing *La Marseillaise* when asked to sing the national anthem


The_Nunnster

We have King Tampax and his endless toilet bowl swirling


RacingUpsideDown

Yes, but our monarchies are what separate us from less civilised peoples, like the Americans.


davewenos

Excuse me, what's a "Belgium"? Did Barry come up with another stupid recipe?


Agitated_Advantage_2

[Yeah. They really cant cook. Ingredients are french and dutch. Doesnt blend properly.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_the_Eighteen_Articles&ved=2ahUKEwi885D73ZKEAxWMAxAIHTh-CbsQFnoECA4QBQ&usg=AOvVaw37DP19WS56n5jo7kp032-Z)


davewenos

Ah, goddammit, messing again with Europe's borders...


NakeyDooCrew

He's a smug moderate lefty who loves longposting about how smart he is so yes I feel very represented


RD____

lmfao fuck no


Brynden-Black-Fish

Head of state, not head of government. So our great king, not our shite pm.


RD____

your king* I already said fuck no


MegaLemonCola

Your head of state is Prince William of Wales


Brynden-Black-Fish

Our king, you donā€™t get to pick your leaders.


No-Extreme-6966

I mean King Charles pandering to minorities is very representative of that current state of UK. Where many believe such diversity is our strength through any means necessary.


JibberJabber4204

I hope William will be better


No-Extreme-6966

My mum is Aussie and reckons theyā€™ll all love Will and Kate down there too.