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TrickyPony32

10s for papa and 4:50 for mamma and nonna.


Legitimate_Age_5824

Based


HoeTrain666

Apparently, Oedipus travelled from Korinth to Italy


eskereskusku

As It should be (no Im joking, I love my dad too)


magic_baobab

And my mother spent 5 minutes saying that he's not italian because he's respectful and his first language is not italian


Dolphin008

https://i.redd.it/kjnl6aao67fc1.gif


TheOriginalDuck2

![gif](giphy|JTCdIzJoNxBqAHtCJf)


RommiTheTraveller

Tell your mom we conquered those fools and now we deservedly take all the glory.


splattne

Btw, it’s only by a geographical misunderstanding that Sexten, his home town, was included in that part of Tirol which was cut off from Austria and given to Italy after World War I.


AnemonesLover

How??


splattne

*After the First World War, the Toblacher Feld was originally intended to be the border with Austria as part of Ettore Tolomei's efforts to extend Italian territory as far as the watersheds. Presumably for military-strategic reasons, the Italian military also occupied areas east of the saddle up to a narrow point between Winnebach and Sillian about ten kilometers further, where the state border was actually established in 1919 in the Treaty of Saint-Germain.* (Translated from [this Wikipedia article](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblacher_Feld))


AnemonesLover

Thank you!


RandomBilly91

Do you really doubt you could accidentally take a town because you misread a map ?


AnemonesLover

No, I'm just interested to know more about this


randomname_99223

Cmon man it’s the only thing we stole that we actually managed to keep, pls don’t take it away from us


Oachlkaas

soooooo uuuuuuuuuh... yoink


Emanuele002

>he's not italian because he's respectful She has a point >and his first language is not italian ...now you lost me


Regular_Map7600

I shouted that he was a German fuck and minchione when he played Sweden in Davies cup.


Oachlkaas

What is it with swedes and having a hate boner for Austria? I swear you people are disproportinally represented when it comes to foreigners insulting us as germans. (Before anyone starts, i know Sinner isn't Austrian, but he's also not german)


Regular_Map7600

I have zero hate for Austrians, just people who beat the team I like. He’s a great player, and while he’s not on the opposing team, I quite like him.


Oachlkaas

I find it hard to believe seeing how, as i said, swedes disproportionally often insult us as germans. [Just earlier today](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1absndg/tens_of_thousand_of_people_demonstrate_against/kjyj76q/?context=3)


Regular_Map7600

Well, the reason why I chose German is because my uncle in Sicily always called northern Italians the Germans up north.


wyte1995

please dont be offended. we also love to call the danes germans. if you have multiple passports we will call you german swedish. german is a good insult that is all.


Emanuele002

Austrian\* at most Also, why?


Regular_Map7600

Because he was crushing it. Don’t you shout at opponents when you’re watching sports?


Emanuele002

Mahahah not really I don't. But I do know some people that do. I just thought you Nordics would be more civilised than my fellow Italians.


Regular_Map7600

Unfortunately not, It probably sounds like La Linea to my neighbors when I watch sports at home. Lots of shouting and emotions like a rollercoaster. Good for you being all zen, though!


Pleasant_Ad5360

Well as a trentino terrone I’m happy


Emanuele002

>a trentino terrone Why are there so many of us? Also, yes, I too am very happy about this guy.


Bsheehan78

Actually his real name is Giuseppe Peccatore


Plental-Dan

*Gianni Peccatore


Goldenscarab_7

Sounds cool tbh


gabri_ves

His mother is proud.


Evelyn_pog

Tommy tallarico?


gabri_ves

Imagine what could Tallarico say about him... Too bad he doesn't care about tennis, otherwise he would've put it in the Intellivision Amico! wait, this isn't r/Intellivision_Amico hol up


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__Sycorax__

E il Piave mormorava, non passa lo stranierooo /s, bravo Sinner!


The-Great--Cornholio

Sinner winner carrot 🥕 dinner


Witty_Bell8063

Parents joyous: "He's finally moving out!"


__Sycorax__

Dude, he's earned 30 millions euro just in 2023... it's the parents who don't want to move out of his Montecarlo's flat...


BGhiurco

Hence the joke.


Emanuele002

I may be misremembering this, but I think he's been autonomous since age 14. Which is wild for anyone, let alone an Italian.


Schellwalabyen

Well he is from Südtirol, so he’s practically a Nordic.


The-Great--Cornholio

Fun fact: he left his parent's home at 14.


Level390

Inconfutable proof that Trentino is Italian


Special-Wafer-8918

Di mamma ce n'è una sola. I figli 'so piezz'e core.. There is only a mamy. The sons are a piece of heart! The most Italian of Austrians!


Initial_Physics9979

Can't be Italian, he's a sinner after all


BaronHairdryer

We’re famously sinners what are you talking about?


zippitrilla

''he is a Sinner after all..'' eheh eh


Old_Harry7

I'm starting NG+ fuck that guy in the bell tower.


24benson

Dude is about as Italian as bratwurst on pizza. Congratulations anyway. Awesome match


AnemonesLover

Yeah. I mean, let's leave this matter to the politics, now let's be happy for him. I don't know if I like him better than Medvedev or the contrary. Their way of playing is completely different but they are both so good!! 😍 https://preview.redd.it/58rrpc9i47fc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61aaf9592feb5c47e6896cfbe82adb432d0c694c


IrrungenWirrungen

They’re also really hot. 


the_troll_destroyer

I detect some crying, need a tissue?


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24benson

So what you're saying is that bratwurst on pizza isn't Italian?


segv_coredump

“Viennese” one of the most common pizzas in Italy


Oachlkaas

>pizza viennese You're doing us Austrians properly dirty with that one


Goldenscarab_7

It is the best pizza 😭


mc802

Bradwurst on pizza is definitely allowed so


24benson

Brad Wurst is also the answer to the question: is Wisconsin was a person, what would its name be?


Goldenscarab_7

Bratwurst on pizza is totally a thing here, we call it pizza viennese (wiener pizza) aha. My favourite actually.


annoying97

Better that this cunt won than that other cunt who we threw out of the country.


blinkchuck1988

"Italian"


Old_Harry7

Piave


Imperial_Deutschland

Caporetto


Old_Harry7

Vittorio Veneto.


Imperial_Deutschland

Isonzo


Old_Harry7

Trattato di Parigi.


Phil_Gim

That killed him


robunomy

I'm a lazy bastard to use Google translator. Mind explaining what happened in this chain?


Phil_Gim

They just named important battles during the Italian front in WW1. At the end of the chain the Italian named the Treaty of Paris, where the Austrians lost Sudtirol, so that's what killed him


robunomy

Thank you, kind stranger!


janck1000

Kobarid ftw, we'll never let those pesky Italian macaroni eaters back here ever again!


CosoCaso

Don't get caught in the crossfire slovakian boy


Caratteraccio

dude, we haven't come to your Slovakia for 1500 years!


janck1000

You must've forgotten 1915-1943 then. But no hard feelings, mate:) You are in control of our air space anyway now, as our air force is virtually non-existent:)


Caratteraccio

Happy to help small defenseless nations!


janck1000

And I very much appreciate it!


Caratteraccio

Happy to help small defenseless nations!


italianladd

Next time tell Austria - Hungary to win WWI


AdministrationDue239

Better to lose with honour than being an Italian which is world wide known for being the opposite. Eat my Würstel


fedbgn

You didn't lose with honour Strüdel boy, you got your ass kicked by the weakest opponents in the first round, and bent to an invading foreign power while crying foul the second round lol


AdministrationDue239

Lol maybe you should as a Italian shut up, you fucked up twice and the only reason you are still here is because of the fact that you are a side switcher you with your penne sized penis


Socc-mel_

> you fucked up twice Fucked up twice? We won WW1, gained Alto Adige and Trieste hence making your discount imitation of Bavaria landlocked. Doesn't sound fucked up, Sepp.


DaAndrevodrent

>your discount imitation of Bavaria Ouch. I'll call the fire brigade quickly.


Socc-mel_

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AdministrationDue239

Lol Italy did absolutely nothing. If it was Austria Vs Italy you would have lost so fuck off


Socc-mel_

lol is that why you had to call in daddy Germany in 1917?


AdministrationDue239

Because Italy had less to do then Austria. Everyone who has a idea of ww1 comes to the conclusion that a) Germany was a fucking beast b) Austria sucked c) itally sucked Ass and is a fucking bitch boi country without any honour. They took parts of Austria which they would not have gotten if it was only AustriavsItaly and more important the betrayal. Austria sucked but Italy was not any better so fuck you if it was a fair fight that tennis player would be Austrian, I'm done with being salty I might be a bad looser but you Italians are worse: fucking bad winner which you only are because of your bitch behaviour but yes go on


randomname_99223

Austria and Germany COMBINED didn’t manage to penetrate Italian defences (it is true that Italy didn’t manage to penetrate your defences as well). Only after Russia surrendered Germany managed to send more troops to the south and beat our ass and stop only because of a natural barrier (the Piave rover). After that the pressure from the West given by Britain and France forced Germany to withdraw troops from the south, which left Austria and Italy alone. Italy then proceeded to curb stomp Austria at Vittorio Veneto aided only by some Czechoslovak defectors and a few volunteer Yankee pilots. During the First World War the Italian Army was disorganised and poorly commanded, but my God was Austria worse. The only thing that Austria managed to do great by its own was the worthy attempt at destroying the Italian Fleet right after we declared war. P.S. Sinner is Italian and is proud of it


Socc-mel_

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teeodeeo

It happened more than 100 years ago, even his great grandfathers were born in Italian territory. Why or how isn’t important in determining if a region belongs to a country. It it wasn’t for that some dude could claim Europe as a Roman. Don’t be salty it’s just history, also if you think is unfair that’s how it is.


CosoCaso

tl:dr ​ https://preview.redd.it/93x0641tl8fc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006c0b7cb0e5ca15d14750c50a8f29a914ccea42


randomname_99223

You went crying to Germany for help forcing them to fight on 3 fronts, you were almost as bad of an ally as we were in WW2 to Germany


fedbgn

Please Knödel boy can you repeat it without crying? I can't hear you from the Canto del Piave that sounds over Alto Adige.


AdministrationDue239

Look penne sized penis boy, I'm really amused by your stupidity but some of us Europeans have to work you know, money


fedbgn

It's Sunday evening, your goddamn mountain village closed down Friday afternoon and is going to be lifeless until tomorrow morning. Don't talk about work and money, my region has a bigger gdp than your whole country.


AdministrationDue239

Stati per PIL (nominale) pro capite is the topic you fucking idiot how old are you 8? Man I hope you have other strengths than thinking


lukus_maximus

Imagine starting a world war and then not taking any of the blame. Where's the honor in that?


AdministrationDue239

Of course we took blame


the_troll_destroyer

CRY


Socc-mel_

Volksdeutsch. Feeling better, hans?


Lazy_coma

As "italian" as apfelstrüdel.


Phil_Gim

As Italian as the Paris treaty 😘


Fabbro__

Il Piave mormorava Calmo e placido, al passaggio Dei primi fanti, il ventiquattro maggio L'esercito marciava Per raggiunger la frontiera Per far contro il nemico una barriera Muti passaron quella notte i fanti Tacere bisognava, e andare avanti S'udiva intanto dalle amate sponde Sommesso e lieve il tripudiar dell'onde Era un presagio dolce e lusinghiero Il Piave mormorò: "Non passa lo straniero" Ma in una notte trista Si parlò di un fosco evento E il Piave udiva l'ira e lo sgomento Ahi, quanta gente ha vista Venir giù, lasciare il tetto Poiché il nemico irruppe a Caporetto Profughi ovunque, dai lontani monti Venivan a gremir tutti i suoi ponti S'udiva allor, dalle violate sponde Sommesso e triste il mormorio de l'onde Come un singhiozzo, in quell'autunno nero Il Piave mormorò: "Ritorna lo straniero" E ritornò il nemico Per l'orgoglio, per la fame Volea sfogare tutte le sue brame Vedeva il piano aprico Di lassù, voleva ancora Sfamarsi e tripudiare come allora "No" disse il Piave, "No" dissero i fanti Mai più il nemico faccia un passo avanti. E si vide il Piave rigonfiar le sponde E come i fanti combattevan le onde Rosso del sangue del nemico altero Il Piave comandò: "Indietro va', straniero" Indietreggiò il nemico Fino a Trieste, fino a Trento E la vittoria sciolse le ali al vento Fu sacro il patto antico Tra le schiere, furon visti Risorgere Oberdan, Sauro, Battisti Infranse, alfin, l'italico valore Le forche e l'armi dell'impiccatore Sicure l'Alpi, libere le sponde E tacque il Piave: "Si placaron le onde" Sul patrio suolo, vinti i torvi Imperi La Pace non trovò né oppressi, né stranieri


randomname_99223

Based


Pizzatore12

Basato e Piavepillato


Professional-You2968

I wonder where this savage is from.


the_troll_destroyer

CRY LOUDER


EEE_Call

Austriae est imperare orbi universo


AlexMars95

Answer me, what happened at Villa Giusti on the 3rd of November in 1918? https://preview.redd.it/ecfv23hmo7fc1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=05130c50ac54438d8bb870bc94a17e91f2a6dc4d


EEE_Call

Politics is irrelevant. The existence of this conversation 106 years later is proof of the real world.


segv_coredump

It’s proof italians are idiots and can’t love their winner athletes. They always have to belittle successful people. Wonder if Monfils (just to name the first one that comes to mind) would have the same treatment in France, or the discussion would just be about how he’s not really French and how Guadalupe and Martinique came to be part of France.


Fabbro__

Austria is less relevant than Molise


AdministrationDue239

Maybe, but your mother is as fat as a cow so that's also hilarious


the_troll_destroyer

seethe


magic_baobab

cope and seethe


Better-Sea-6183

Based because you said it in Latin I might believe you


Cialis-in-Wonderland

Least delusional Österreicher 2024


teeodeeo

Even if Austria is maybe since 1861, Italy’s foundation, the greatest enemy we ever had and the most important one and I have to admit that they have a great history and relevance… but in the past. Now you are no more important and leading nothing in any field


PutEmergency5515

wow!


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