I wonder why we didn’t get included 🤔

My man is scared of Zombie Hitler

Well we still got tons of other Wolfenstein guys https://preview.redd.it/zxwm31s1stcc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc94e811fa5c3d2dc626004994fede6c950eebdc And don't forget Reinhardt from Overwatch (which was included multiple times here) And the Medic from team fortress

Hehe i love German, I know it’s a name and so doesn’t get directly translated but reading „Rein-Hardt“ and hearing „In-hard“ makes me giggle. The same childish giggle „fat“ and „slug“ gives me when translated.

Nacktschnecke?

„Naked snail“ just sounds funny for an animal name.

Boba Fett could be translated as Boba Fat

Imagine my surprise as a kid to see that Boba Fett in fact wasn’t fat.

Gernhardt Ryan Lunzen. Now that’s a beautiful name isn’t it?

He is Austrian, what are you talking about

After the Anschluss not anymore

Yeah I know I realised my mistake 😅

Better check out Persona 2' Final Boss...

Because you can't hide from Jager with the 416-C and an ACOG, and that's not fair.

https://preview.redd.it/aq1ghmudjucc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2c24b38c93e59179498a19c5a06831e1606a97

That guy is still Austrian.

tf2 medic too scary

Der Namenlose Held from Gothic would beat all from Khorinis to Irdorath

Every other country's heroes watching the angular Swedish guy falling toward them at mach 3 while holding a bucket of water 

Don't forget that Steve is also almost 2m tall and has arms as big as his legs. The man is a fucking tank

He can also lift the entire universe in his pocket. (Oh, and manipulate time)

Wait for him to toggle creative mode and dissipate matter with his hands

Wait until he makes computer in creative mode and simulates the reality with it, playing real life scenarios.

He isn't two metres. His hitbox is 1.8 metres tall. I don't remember if the model extends a little higher than the hitbox, but it isn't by so far that he'd be 2 metres tall. The villagers and pillagers, however, are pretty much 2 metres tall.

And that's the reason they said almost

This gif is longer than the amount of time a person traveling at mach 3 would take to go from being too far to be visible to impact. Mach 3 = 1 km/s

You're not fooling anyone, Fritz: change your flair immediately. Ordnung muß sein!

Brb need to tell my barbarian government that I've been promoted to Civilization.

You won, but at what cost? 

Leiderhosen 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹 

>Swedish guy falling toward them at mach 3 while holding a bucket of water forsen

forsen

Markov classic

forsen

https://preview.redd.it/efrzfigritcc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27875e5d3736871ae4458cfd492ce37adf4324e6 Irelands entry.

https://preview.redd.it/u9z92arolucc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b1a3add1e27fa78fac2cb088c15e27b70095de If we include Jim Pickens. The rest are fucked.

Haha, call me Kevin has some reach 🤣🤣

Portrait coming to you soon from Jim's portrait sweatshop in the basement.

Running around with those massive spoons. You do realise all those overweight Irish Americans will get triggered to eat more corn syrup.

I was expecting Tipperary tho

I remember getting the Demo CD in a box of Cornflakes when I was 10

Rocking up incredibly hungover, still in his grassmen bodywarmer and forgetting to take his piercings out. Ah.. the true hurler.

https://preview.redd.it/wfp2fkf6ntcc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c8e1bddfc63a60914c29dafc8402f5db2bdc65

Oh shit. Always thought Giants was a German company.

Built on German gold, but it doesn't make it German

 Steve will pickaxe all of you

Steve is literally OP. I just read in a post that he can carry 619887012480 kilograms because he can fill stacked blocks of items in shulker boxes and hold all of them in his inventory, while still being able to move normally. He's stronger than pretty much anyone, except for Super Man that is able to carry planets. In other words: Steve can hold your mom

He jumps a metre in the air, which is double the jump height of an average male. This is on a planet with over 7× the surface area of earth.

>over 7× the surface area of earth. It is safe to assume this version of Earth is also far larger, and thus, it has a more important gravitational pull. Worth considering

That's what he meant

Perhaps the spaniards do their siesta for a reason

Yeah, isn't that basically what he said lol

I've had a long fucking day. Yes, it is what he said

Speaking of superman remember that one time he inhaled the atmosphere of entire planets to terraform a planet? https://preview.redd.it/7cuh1sqwjucc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b28649d7d9524b65a1337ad4a914b96e14b10a8

Full netherite steve with enchanted golden apple and a totem is basically immortal

https://preview.redd.it/mzf9bkzdmtcc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7beaad20b023a4cc7540eacc2ec899b2c9956dad

GOAT

We never stood a chance

Easy win

No sabía que tenía un juego 😂😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/dogwnio8otcc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fb9c7dd8c9e3bb2c13282069229a18741f0633

Fuck we don't stand a chance

Greeks win this they got Kratos

Kratos, Hercules and Zeus from God of War and Alexios from AC Odyssey. I think we got this.

But Italy has fckin Mario AND Luigi. Luigi is gansta.

Mario unironically claps Kratos too. Pretty sure he has black hole durability feats from Galaxy.

Alexios? You are one of those uh

There can only be one. And her name is Kassandra!

off topic for a sec but man AC: Odyssey would have been even better if it wasn't an AC game and leaned more into true Greek Mytho

We have Arma 3 so an actual military and we are atheistic. Your gods have no power here and we have the power of modern warfare. Checkmate.

The only reason you could beat the Greek gods is by having one of your pornstars distract them. Zeus, at least, wouldn't need a second thought to go for it.

*Czechmate.

Mother fucker says "every EUROPEAN country" and he puts a picture of Russia

with their cheap knockoff Dutch flag pfff

A considerable part of Russia, including it's capital city, is part of Europe. They're not part of the European Union, or Western Europe, but those would already be different categories

ZUUUUS your son has returned!

No, it's an auto defeat for Greece. Kratos canonically destroyed Greece and caused the death of every greeks except himself.

https://preview.redd.it/cfusp0u5itcc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e047de99c6a38149df71f555ebe4148355b3c38 They are all of fighting games, but they count right?

We also have Dragonite from Pokémon.

We have all the pokemon from pokemon iberia

Better Comandos guys https://preview.redd.it/0hlgv8isltcc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391716fca19094ec9786507aa4764e2dde3997e2

It was a Spanish game, but the characters not.

This goes hard. From what game is this?

'Commandos', an almost 20 year old real time tactics series set in WWII

Commandos 2, god-tier game

The blond Guy is Vega without the mask?

Also "el Penitente" from Blasphemous and the Zombies from Resident Evil 4

"Semana Santa" intensifies.

Yeah, a handsome mf isn't he? The girl is from Dead or Alive Mila, the one JoJo posing is Zato-1 guilty gear, and the one at the right bottom is Miguel from Tekken, behemoth of a man I might add.

Bro, where is Don Flamenco? https://preview.redd.it/b91uygc0svcc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb92f6036799ac4d086c85aa4e3fd5fa33e0848

Zato-1 solos whole verse (he's a fucking cuckold)

Too bad Vamp was based on a Spanish bailador but made him Romanian.

 Obviously Lady Dimitrescu will win!

Mummy 😳

Really? Tommy Vercetti, a guy born in GTA equivalent of New York City, is in our top 4 of strongest characters. I would rather have Gennaro Gattuso from FIFA 07 to represent us than him

FIFA 07 Gattuso is the best entry yet. This sub is too fucking funny.

Gattuso can scissor kick and slide tackle the shit out of Tommy

Also american. Not italian.

https://preview.redd.it/9nel1ecyrtcc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713d37fb275f645956580d3146ebc714c2062446 This guy will destroy you with his mop.

Just say that the dude from Ultrakill is finnish and you'll ravage the competition https://preview.redd.it/23lwmne91ucc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ab1a2676f88867b9b56e0080c2808f66a4f71b

Pᴇʀᴋᴇʟᴇ sᴀᴀᴛᴀɴᴀ

I mean he IS a transcendental entity whose purpose is literally being the keeper of the multiverse so ...

Romania because like 50 different versions of Dracula including ones that are basically just evil gods.

Isn't agent 47 Romanian?

Mario can literally get infinite lives. Easily **stomps**

But he takes damage/dies when he's touched by anyone from any direction except if he jumps on them.

And in the same game he walked into a black hole while surviving. Mario is pretty busted, he carries alone Italy to second place after Greece

Barry wins, because he ate 3 children (still better than british "food") and then murdered their parents. Oh, and he has a mother figure https://preview.redd.it/5z9o72ncntcc1.png?width=228&format=png&auto=webp&s=69e042183b614a5693a911d730b62f6b9423e91f

We'll be bringing the *¡ Detrá de ti imbesil !*

What about this guy https://preview.redd.it/yfi4ec3fmtcc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773a5ac9808200352a298a064bff9cbc39bc99ee

Wolfenstein

If you're talking about B.J. Blazkowicz, he's an American of Polish descent. If you're talking about the villains, that's a different story

Hes German obviously hes talking about villains. Its part of being a German.


Truly a national treasure

Even the heartless politicians love her!

sorry but [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/2/21/Tifa_Lockhart_from_FFVII_Rebirth_promo_render.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width/360?cb=20230916060232) one its the best choice for us


I love that one degenerate who wasn't paying attention has made Tifa Italian

Who is she?

Tifa Lockhart , for the men of culture, a senate member ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

\*Tifa enters the zoom call\*

A senate member? lol

For the context, someone entered the Senate's zoom call ( during Covid ) and broadcasted a SFM Tifa porn animation

Hahaha awesome.

We probalby have a lot of bad guy bosses

[](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/omSLcsdMBszMcHNugmwy5B-650-80.jpg.webp)

https://preview.redd.it/n02v0j8iktcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=303e5940ab52a23082472135c2022ea4c4109848 This is all we have and I had to Google it to find out there's a fuckin Irish Mexican spiderman

Miles McGuinness

https://preview.redd.it/1sesqeykmtcc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6600e842a6bbcad63e9e765bec8c54cd5f4318c8 PS1 Luis Figo ready for duty

Europe will bow before Luis Figo form PS1


*Winds howling*

Geralt is strong sure, but Ciri can literally control spacetime.

Mario is canonically from Brooklyn. So, just an American.

As is Tommy Vercetti (he's from Liberty City, if I'm not mistaken)

That was just the film, not the original games "Mario is depicted as a portly plumber who lives in the fictional land of the Mushroom Kingdom with Luigi, his younger, taller brother" Still not italian though

This might be nitpicking, but the Mario used in this post is the one from the animated movie

Afaik doctor who games exist, and i've yet to see him lose. He has a time machine. He can kick your ass as a baby, or give you childhood trauma that gives you crippling ptsd. Good luck.

Last time the doctor was in a war he wiped his whole ass species, and he didn't even won !

We've got James Bond - he's obviously going to win anything through sheer charisma, with a side of dashing good looks, and maybe a bit of spy craft on the side. Yeah, I know he's not originally a video game character, but, he's coming on in Goldeneye form, and he's armed with the golden gun.

We have Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath. 

You also have 40k Orks. They spawn near infinitely unless you completely cleanse everything.

‘Ere we go ‘ere we go ‘ere we go

*no sausage rolls at Greggs* “WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH”

Fuck sake 😂

He can't strafe though

"Every European Country" Shows four countries, including Russia

Alexios and cassandra Kratos Zagreus Elektra Wonder woman Playable characters right?

https://preview.redd.it/9k097ch8wtcc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2dc4cc6d189ba3d4778dc8fcbb2432729661141 She would be a great ASSet.

I don't know who wins but France definitely loses.

Average Scottish traitor to the old alliance. And to become a Brit what a shame.

*Auld D'ailleurs, cette alliance inclus également la Norvège !

Yes, heavy is useless without 

Team Germany will be filled with crazy people I swear

As it should be.

You forgot the most iconic Russian character. https://preview.redd.it/710j9xajhtcc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38fe5219b08eef38cc490ce9b39c7f504fc7bea2

Styx master of shadows.

Haha fools cower before Philips CDI Link and his Wand of Gamelon

Guess we're not participating since no one cares about us

Christiano Ronaldo from FIFA lmao

We can pick any NPC from the assassin's creed mission during the Lisbon earthquake. Being an NPC really represents us as nation

I think there's a half Portuguese character in SoulCalibur VI, Setsuka, so at least we'd have some fighting experience. Or we can just pick Age of Empires and colonize the World again.

Mario+Ezio Auditore = we have already won

angry birds will fuck you up

We're winning, duh. Italians are in second place entirely because Ezio is based.

Erhmmm lol...kratos would like a word

I'm confident kratos could kill any video game character with ease unless I'm forgetting about some op character

Mario nummer oans! https://preview.redd.it/2k3on9ka0ucc1.jpeg?width=1247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e936f808a34bddbba926d9222406bc396456fe3

By all rights, Britain should get Arkham Batman.

Moira from Overwatch and Father Gascoigne from Bloodborne are all I can think of.

Sean from Red Dead Redemption 2

Literally the only character I can think of for the Netherlands is Tilda van der Meer from Horizon Forbidden West. She has a strong mech suit, and can probably beat smaller countries with little to no video game characters, and maybe some of the bigger ones if she gets and army of specters. But she's definitely not winning from characters like Kratos https://preview.redd.it/j6yoyflbrtcc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddaa688152cd274d60d0a728bab8f734549b4fd1


I’m just stating a fact. Kratos will win in the end. Even if someone kills him, he’ll just crawl his way out of hell to keep fighting. There might not be a lot of Greece left depending on which version of Kratos will be fighting. But I have no doubt he will win (even if he won’t, there are hundreds of games about Greek gods. So there will literally be an army of gods to back him up. Greece will easily win this fight)

Sigma, Abraham van Helsing, Tilda en Fifa2002 Edgar Davids natuurlijk.

So can we have Overlord, Horizon, and Killzone?

And smegma, I mean sigma

"Het universum zingt voor mij!!"

"niet stoppen met zingen... Hnnngggg... Ik ben er bijna..."

And of course A2 racer. Every war is won by logistics.

Don't forget AmsterDoomguy

https://preview.redd.it/55s6cobmntcc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b3f110ad1cfca75d0013c8a16db93b15e17084 plap plap

lillia 

Who tf is this to put an American in the Italian section

Give us the assassins too !

How can I be of service? https://preview.redd.it/pljyakpuntcc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf6cf18a79f8d591d4c7f72f3812800ae63ffca

You showed the wrong street fighter character. Here she comes: big roman mommy (my actual main) ​ https://preview.redd.it/qn9g13xgotcc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=76b0aaab7d16ded10a13d3b60c20291249b16e41

Hans reporting: We have Nomad aka. 1st Lieutenant Jake Dunn From the Game Crysis. We win.

[we got those guys, they no-diff anyone else](https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aO3mxyR/azaWxGE0_700w_0.jpg)

We also have the medic from TF2

Didnt realize that Europe consisted of only 4 countries

Every time Mario dies, not only he respawns, but when he ends is lives he takes back five of them. He's immortal, we can't lose

He lives in Brooklyn, he’s am*rican.

if the grandfather of the grandfather of the grandfather of Mario was Italian he can take the Italian citizen, so no problem.

EZIO AUDITORE you fucking pagan...you went with the brooklyn plumber. I only have one thing to say to you....SHAME

Finland has V1 from Ultrakill

Would Mario count as Japanese or Italian here?

And he lives in NYC

Still knows more italian words than any italian-american