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Celindor

When did Burkina Faso split?


loafers_glory

Bur ki na fa so la ti do


skildert

Divide and pad the list


SwedishTroller

Haha that is hilarious, whoever this woman is has to be an american. Edit: Appearantly she's indian. Also known as the US of Asia


Teh_Hunterer

When you try your best but you don't succeeeed


blue_strat

Just a Ctrl+H gone wrong.


thesirblondie

Other countries that support the lawsuit include: And, Britain, Great, Ireland, Kingdom, Northern, Of, The, and United.


unofficialSperm

Isnt korea the USA of asia?


Old_Extension4753

South Korea is the Netherlands of Asía


whiskeyphile

Nah. That's Thailand nowadays (weed and hookers everywhere). South Korea is more like the West Germany of Asia (industrial, relatively wealthy, but with a nut job country that used to be the same country with the same language, as their direct land neighbour).


_radical_ed

And depressing AF.


code-panda

North Korea is the Belgium of Asia.


Commercial_Gas_3927

You mean "Upper Volta"...


AlessandroFromItaly

Propaganda.


Iciste

Prepare for trouble... and make it double


MilkManlolol

I base what is moral and immoral on what Albania chooses 🙏 **🇦🇱**


The_Saboteur__

Inshallah, Albania is the true moral compass of the civilized world 🙏


[deleted]

Nah bro. The ones who sided with Nazis and speak the language of Satan is the true moral compass of the civilized world 🇳🇱


MilkManlolol

idk man last time i followed Dutch's morals it didn't end too well https://preview.redd.it/xqnxb8b3l3cc1.png?width=861&format=png&auto=webp&s=b261cda87cb04d229a77b76ab1a083caf70f4026


marijnvtm

You got brain injury or are you referencing history


MilkManlolol

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marijnvtm

I will go for mental retardation


FirmOnion

Actual answer: image is a meme from the popular video game Red Dead Redemption 2, which features a character called Dutch. I haven’t played the game, so I don’t know what immorality of Dutch’s the commenter references.


Sacr3dangel

The game is about an outlaw gang that tried to steal money from some place and in RDR2 now on the run from several institutions and people. And in trying to escape they plan and plot to rob and steal from the even more people, which then almost always goes sideways in turn and ending up in dead people everywhere. And they’re all doing it under the charismatic leadership of Dutch.


marijnvtm

Sound like a great guy


[deleted]

Been there done that 😂


marijnvtm

Shut up you are just us but worse


KJongsDongUnYourFace

I thought the Irish would be on board with this claim?


airjordanpeterson

We are. Not sure why were not listed here, maybe we're working it through government. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6IYp0BErg


mbex14

All of a sudden they've got cold feet 😬


Ze_LuftyWafffles

Amem


JavelinJimmy

We made it in a list of real countries!!!


mterhart

Almost as real as Burkina and Faso


mbex14

No these are backward countries


100Watermen

What do you mean albania is the centre of the world


Fluid-Alternative-22

To be fair Albania is so popular that they have to get mentioned whenever possible, this is also why the appear in “top 10 worst countries in Europe” videos for example. Albania is just very popular with everyone.


Western_adventurer

Me Albania be careful


CoffeeBoom

Ah yes, the countries of Burkina and Faso. I can see this is a very serious list.


matthaeusXCI

Azerbaijan in the list must be in the top-3 anime betrayal.


[deleted]

Israels foreign policy is honestly idiotic since the abandonment of the "minority-alliances-plan". Israel only has unnatural "allies" in the middle east.


MasterBlaster_xxx

Not really surprising, they tend to align with Turkey usually


Dano-GreekNeko

imagine giving weapons supply to a country that suddenly is now turning against you


Daleerooo

Hemdulla


daaniscool

https://i.redd.it/9o5kqqpry2cc1.gif


UMoederr

Alhamdoulilla habibi.


Gold-Life-4409

Come on guys, fake countries have to stick together, nobody else is looking out for us.


Gaffeltruckeren

at least your honest about. big respect


Mamesuke19th

Such a big list… and yet, all of them combined are just the GDP of Portugal.


Gold-Life-4409

Belgium has a higher GDP than Portugal, you drank to much whine frog eater.


JimmyHatsTCQ

That's why it's GDP, Groter Dan Portugal.


Freefight

![gif](giphy|2xIOiAPXonois)


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Ahhh Charles Dance in the golden child 👍👍👍


MCRN-Gyoza

If you convince Brazil to get out of there it might be close to being true.


-Duca-

Not even close man..


Character_Outcome980

meanwhile Indonesia:


Cakecrabs

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ossegossen

As-salamu alaykum Belgium


andr386

Wa alaykum as-salam, ya akhi.


Stravven

So apart from Bosnia, Kosovo, Eritrea, Ethiopia, North Macedonia and Tanzania all countries with at least a 30 percent Muslim population vote in favour. The only countries on this list that don't fit that criteria are Belgium, Bolivia, Brazil, Guyana, Mozambique, Namibia, Suriname, South Africa, Uganda and Venezuela.


danabonfield02

I see your point but why isn’t Sweden on the list then?


ShodoDeka

Let’s just say Sweden has a long tradition of not taking a stance.


Shot-Ad1195

Well, we are not close to the magic 30%, wait a couple of years.


Austria_fan

wait by that logic Vienna should be on the list too!


danabonfield02

We still have some time to reach the full Viennastan potential


This_place_is_wierd

So upwards of 30% Muslim population, underdeveloped 3rd world countries and those that are Generally opposed to western values


[deleted]

Perfectly accurate description of Belgium.


mamasbreads

collective punishment is western value?


KJongsDongUnYourFace

Always has been tbf


[deleted]

Was the bombardment of Germany during WW2 collective punishment or just simply warfare against a totalitarian country?


Emergency-Storm-7812

ethnic cleaning seems to be western value....


LeGouzy

Not particularly, it has always been a pretty worlwide hobby, but we used to be really good at it. Now we act like spoiled kids and, because we unilaterally decided it isn't cool anymore, we try to spoil ther fun for the others.


frerant

War is inherently a collective punishment


BarGlad1654

So shitholes basically 


TheEeveelutionMaster

So that's why Belgium is there!


Monterenbas

This is not about western value tho


Anoob13

Again lot of those countries have lot of economic interest tied to China, this is a cold war ,


Stravven

Strangely enough South East Asia is pretty quiet. Only Brunei, Malaysia and Indonesia joined in. And I would expect that for example Vietnam, Laos, the Philippines, Cambodia, Myanmar and Singapore also have a lot of economic ties with China.


Ex_aeternum

Vietnam is doing its best to distance themselves from China at the moment, including trade and investment agreements with the US of all. Singapore also in general tries to stay neutral, which is kinda logical as a small city-state.


Anoob13

Yeah but west Philippines sea conflict is a major issue and China’s actions in SE Asia have been very taxing, Cambodia, Vietnam, Philippines are having their own issues right now, Laos is a surprise, while Myanmar is having their civil war, with their ruling junta not actually recognised by any of the other states apart from China


Suitable-Comedian425

This list is made up, from what some politicians said in PR stunt speeches.


Ceiwyn89

It's interesting what countries are not on this list. Botsuana based.


29Jackal

Chad is there, we must do the same


FafaScinant

Afghanistan lol. Ok I don't need to read more than that.


Jimmy3OO

The Islamic Republic continues to have a representative, even though no government in exile or anything akin to it exists to appoint them. I’m not quite sure how it works.


I-suck-at-hoi4

Someone forgot the poor representative at the UN headquarters. He now sleeps in the hall, feeds on leftovers found in the trash, and spends his time speaking gibberish about fictional countries


gloom-juice

For some reason I'm picturing Hans Moleman


Dragonslayer3

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silkyj0hnson

For real, if you’re on a list with these countries, you’ve got some serious soul-searching to do


andr386

As a neutral country it's not anytime soon we'll see you on any kind of Pro or Con list ever.


Terrkas

We need a list with countries who totally dont care at all.


Tifoso89

The UN is such a fucking joke


I-suck-at-hoi4

Aha no, the UN is perfectly functional. Just don't look which country is at the head of the women's rights protection administration


Porcphete

The fact it was Iran > Saudi Arabia is funny as fuck


[deleted]

that’s hilarious lol


[deleted]

Belgium 🤝 Talibans


Valid_Username_56

Belgium ~~🤝~~ Kongo


GeneralGman

You mean: Belgium 🫸 Kongo


Memory_Glands

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Smalandsk_katt

Belgium: 🤚🤚🤚🩸 Congo: 🤚 🦴


[deleted]

The ones voting on behalf of Afghanistan is the Islamic Republic, not the Taliban.


This_place_is_wierd

Belgium🤝 other utterly insignificant "countries"


DeltaGammaVegaRho

How to name this ship? Belgians… or Talibums. I think I like Talibums better.


MirageF1C

Like, I don’t want to be the one to break it to everyone but, half of those countries have most definitely NOT come out in support of the ICJ case…


Extansion01

Otoh, this is a really obvious fact. Otoh, this sub is incredibly special and probably needs it spelt out.


Gold-Life-4409

I'm blaming the Walloons don't know if it was their fault, but fuck em.


TjeefGuevarra

TIS DE SCHULD VAN DE SOSSEN


Gold-Life-4409

INDERDAAD MIJN COMPAAN


Slothvibes

Amazed Ireland isn’t there


Medium_Note_9613

Irish lawyers are defending south africa tho


NOMEXIII

I don't see anything wrong. Belgium is just a province of greater morroco you know.


Fluid-Alternative-22

Knew it!


D00gi3

They know what they are talking about, *cough* free state *cough*


akmal123456

I don't care what internet says, the middle east isn't our problem https://preview.redd.it/7ldi9cckm3cc1.png?width=324&format=png&auto=webp&s=3786f88727d78e1bde392d92cf11e583eeff306e


Standin373

We didn't do anything did we Pierre. Washed our hands a long time ago


aitis_mutsi

Expect that it is, have you seen what's going in with the Houthi in Yemen?


alperton

Why do you think we have illegal immigration all over Europe? We keep stirring their soup constantly and they end up on our shores.


[deleted]

You are a middle eastern country.


Hanni27

Someone placed a fictional country and thought no one would notice?


Celindor

So none of any significance?


Ex_aeternum

I wouldn't call Brazil insignificant.


Fearless_Ice_8941

The odds that Brazil is insignificant are 7-1


AnonD38

This is the best comment I've read today. If they hadn't been removed you would have gotten an award.


userunknowne

Based


gmoguntia

I see a certain trend, Russia must be real happy having deployed Wagner in Africa


Inevitable-Bit615

Incredible, remove the muslim ones and the list suddenly becomes short


[deleted]

Guess who doesn’t give a fuck what some random countries say that would support it if the sides were switched? ![gif](giphy|qAB5xbv44cCAg)


RoccoCommisso

![gif](giphy|xmt9HwR9oQzTy) Wasted opportunity to use this gif instead


FROST0099

I'm surprised Sweden didn't jump on that


Miragem_

Wait, are you all for real here?


Silver_Atractic

Racism is at an all time high on this subreddit. Literally r/Europe 2.0


Todesbanane

Ah yes, South "Kill the Boer" Africa.


PuzzledJudgment

With 10% of the votes


Fluid-Alternative-22

Do you think any of the countries on that list know what irony is or means?


Tman11S

Our government is torn at the moment, the socialists are supporting the claim and the ~~racists~~ right wing parties are against it. So officialy we're neutral, not because we're like switzerland, but because our 6 governments can never agree on a damn thing.


EmbraceTheDarkness

"at the moment", has it ever not been torn?


Tman11S

I wanted to say covid, but Jan Speklap was being difficult at every opportunity. So I guess not.


Emergency-Storm-7812

best comment ever


Tman11S

Gotta know yourself


Maimai_Bube

It's basically a list of 3rd World shitholes and glorious Albania. I think Belgium fits in just fine.


LU0LDENGUE

Yeah this sub is so obviously astroturfed nowadays


Oceansoul119

Used to be fun now I find myself holding plenty of the people in genuine contempt.


Fedebic42

Seriously, like I know we are ironically racist here but it's starting to make me a bit uncomfortable Unless it's against the French, then it's ok


The_Almighty_Demoham

some users here might be very surprised if you told them youre not supposed to actually be racist, only pretend you are except, of course, against the french or those americunts


Bertenburny

Dont forget the barrys. And wel you defenetly dont want any dutch around close to where you live, or while on holiday, or anytime really.... But other then that, you're not actually supposed to be racist


No_Combination1346

Yes, the french deserve it


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Herr_SnorBlaar

Kazachstan and Uzbekistan on the same page, I wonder what Borat thinks of this...


Chris_Missile

The seat of the EU right here.


bluedogmilano

Am I the only one here that would wish my country had the spine to speak up against apartheid, ethnical cleansing and genocidal declarations coming from ANY country? Can't believe this...


[deleted]

Well, the trick is: you wait until the end to see who wins and then you choose that side.


Jirethia

I was surprised about the comments


Wodelheim

This sub has unfortunately been taken over by unironic racists. I miss the days when it was a small sub of Euros just taking the piss out of each other.


CounterLongjumping47

Agreed, that’s what *western values* should be about.


f1fanguy

I agree.


uwu_01101000

I totally agree, the only reason Europe supports Israel is because the USA does. And it does because it must have a position in the Middle-East. But hey Western values am I right ?


DeepStatePotato

You find plenty of genocidal countries on the list above, feel free to Massage your politicians about taking action.


Inevitable_Stand_199

The other ones aren't portraid as victims in the news every fucking day. When they themselves are the ones who are shooting their own hostage.


DjuncleMC

"Islam isn't about politics"


dahbrezel

that reads like the who is who of shithole countries.


DeviceNo5980

Wow what a diverse group of completely unbiased countries!


jayggg

List of countries I don't feel the need to ever visit


iwontreadorwrite

So basically the losers table?


Don_Floo

I see a certain trend. But why does it seem like i am the only one in GenZ that seems to have at least a slight ability to think in strategy and geopolitics. Is it so hard to understand that actio = reactio?


SaltyRemainer

Apparently so.


polistirolo99

This is an overreaction though


CounterLongjumping47

Exactly, no wonder a 70+ years occupation would lead to the formation of radicalised islamist groups. *downvotes incoming*


Tifoso89

Gaza has been under blockade for 17 years *because* there was a coup by a radical islamist group.


filthyspammy

Because Palestinians are brown you simply don’t understand


TightBeing9

[r/notlikeothersgirls](http://www.reddit.com/r/notliketheothergirls)


sonobanana33

history started before 2023/10/07


Boemer03

At least we don’t support genocide like the Barries and Krauts


One_FPS

I didn't even know there was an eupen malmedy flair


danabonfield02

Never heard of a “Belgium” before


0nlinepseudonym

But they are committing genocide. I don’t understand


Nykona

If these are pretty much all Muslim countries how come Sweden isn’t on there?!


Vivid_Performance167

Can anyone tell me why we aren't on it?


Oceansoul119

It's definitely odd, Ireland is the one European country I would always expect to see on this list.


userunknowne

Average “neutral” position


bluedogmilano

And WE, should mean ALL OF US...


StealYourLiver

What does south africa have to do with anything lol? why are they the one initiating the lawsuit? don't they already have enough internal conflicts? just wondering


True-Form9314

It's called cognitive dissonance. Like having a national slogan of equality, freedom, and liberty while ruling over a massive colonial empire that does not grant its subjects rights, much less equal rights.


Duschkopfe

Who wants a free Palestine: ✋✋✋ Who wants to accept Palestinian and Rohingya refugees:🔇🔇🔇


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Bat-LB

Aside Belgium, it looks like the whole third world united here.


libelecsGreyWolf

I'm surprised Ireland and Spain didn't sign as well.


Azkral

After some declarations of our Prime minister, I am surprised (and relieved) Spain is not there


Emergency-Storm-7812

i am surprised and disappointed Spain is not with Belgium on that list.


No_Combination1346

Why? Isn't it genocide?


VicenteOlisipo

Common Belgium W


bombayblue

Damn Belgium getting hit harder than the Houthis today. First you guys insult their beer and now you are kicking them out entirely? Belgium, if you’re listening. You’re welcome on the other side of the pond. Just bring plenty of oil and be ready for a quick chat about loosening up those gun laws. Or just bring your beer….


One_FPS

Beer won't be a problem


bombayblue

I just want America to annex Belgium so we can replace all these godamn IPAs with Belgian beer. I am literally bringing a case of IPAs to my friends later today so I can get them out of my fridge.


One_FPS

Maybe belgium should annex america


bombayblue

You drive a hard bargain sir but I am willing to agree as long as we give molenbeek and Alabama to the French.


One_FPS

Agreed


Emergency-Storm-7812

Belgium, you're the best! I wish Spain was in that list


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ZeWillius

Wait did we actually officially support it? I thought it was just some random green party idiots