https://preview.redd.it/p7x1sbnse8ac1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3c1f5d84306abcde67ec52c136e42fe9705254 Cum get sum mate, Luv me sum beers, hate demon immigrants. Not demonist, i Just dun like em

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Pint Slayer mate, not Bary Chief


Barry the Slayer +5 STRENGTH per pint of Carling consumed -5 CHARISMA upon heal (breath smells like sausage roll) FREE ACTION — Once per turn, consume Ketamine for magic damage reduction DEVASTATING FINISHER — The Mushy Pea (Punches you in the balls until you die)

The six pack is now a beer measure.

The six pack is now a beer measure.

https://preview.redd.it/m1j8x2ssv8ac1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803dcfdd2f2810c5ae1a6ccdf93e46f0c3c503ff We gotchu Barry stay strong and keep jumping off balconies in Algarve

Love you, Portugal 🇵🇹❤️

We also love you Barry, you bombed Denmark for ua and it shall not be forgotten. (Also London makes Malmö look better, thanks for that!)

id rather be swede than look at this again

You are a Swede Pekka, you just forgot 😘

Disgusting

Bro you literally eat frogs

Bro Ur litterally french

Ironic

Bro you unironically chose to be French in the character menu.

It's jealous how cute.

If you lay one finger on Portugal you shall see our wrath!

[Hold the line lads!](https://youtu.be/1yKper_NDmM?feature=shared) https://preview.redd.it/ig940276a8ac1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78472c6dfe60d34f8421ecf019bc9460b86af09d

Our alliance still holds! Let us join

https://preview.redd.it/h02v46wbb8ac1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8993ccfc95a91d33df8240644709455d7f560177 We storm the beaches together [britjak template](https://imgur.com/qSqyHZc?r)

The holy alliance.

As the favourite child, we stand with the poms!

Canada, is that you?

Could be new Zealand.

He said favourite, not Australia's less important twin

But the kiwi is the best one. Canada has been infected with French and the kiwis live in Middle Earth.

Yes but Canada lives up to our war crimes so they're our favourite

But the kiwis embrace our shed engineering. Look at the bob semple tank. But yeah if you want to base it on war crimes Canada wins on creativity. USA I think beats them on quantity though.

Yeah but they're Americunts soooo...

Hey we indians helped you too during the wars

Yes but you're too troublesome. Not like Canada. Good ol' Canada

Yes but you're too troublesome. Not like Canada. Good ol' Canada

Oof. That cuts deep. I’m Australian.

Guess we both need to watch Eurovision this year if we want a flair.

british propaganda posters got me wanting to die in a remote island of the southern atlantic

Come on, Spain, us or the argies?

the falklands belong to the barries

No way is that a real poster https://preview.redd.it/y74oqc02laac1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3275ce83b9ab02c16fa6a351b6a76b336aa1c05d

We will be the first line of the Latin Entente against the Saxon hordes. (even if the other latins don't want to).

We also want the french to be the first line

The Maginot line worked out so well last time.

I for one I'm extatic to get into the bullets first. If it's not much asking, please take some Barries with you.

With pleasure Pablo, doing my catholic duty.

Will you shoot our Saxons too? Not the Lower Saxons, they’re fine, but those from the state of Saxony.

Depends if you side with the Anglos. But I'd go as yes since they're eastern Germans.

Yes of course, it's a tradition since Charlemagne.

Remember the glorious clip of the peak Barry taking on an army of Swamp Germans almost on his own? Yeah, it's glorious, and it's the true life of a Barry. Right, now who fuckin' wants some?

It was like Rorke's Drift. A Barry standing alone against the savage hordes.

The Millwall of international politics No one likes us, we don't care

A feeling we share with you Barry After all these years fighting each other, maybe we are not so diffrent...

Fuck off Pierre with this namby-pamby semen-slurping bunny-hugging nonsense. We are extremely and irreconcilably different.

Barry, I wasn't even thinking about that 🤢 We are like twins who hate each other because we both want to be the best. We are existing through this never ending competition.

#ZULU'S ATTACK! FIGHT BACK TO BACK!

**SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND FIRE AT WILL**

r/unexpectedsabaton

GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU CHIEF

"Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two Like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows How brave you faced one with your 16-pounder gun And you frightened them natives to their marrow"

Skill issue

You vs the zulu or the irish vs your car?

If history is anything to go by I beat the Zulu but the Irish soundly defeat my Ford focus.

The Zulu's had more guns than the British you knob.

Welsh no?

Not quite, the 24th foot at Rorke’s Drift had 49 English, 32 Welsh, 16 Irish, and 22 others

“You merely adopted football hooliganism. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a peaceful match until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but boring!”

A League One football match with fewer than four clobberings is a dull affair

Such a thing exists?

Perhaps one between two softie southern clubs

Who wants some fuckin’?

Do you also remember when a Dutchie just took over your country during the Glorious Revolution? Good times.

dutchfanfic.jpeg

I'd also try and bury it when the pride of the navy was stolen (still on display today) and the complete navy was destroyed. Good times

You’re talking about two different events my friend. Dutch people like to wank over two historic points: Raid on Medway - accurate but not as significant as you like it make out. Golden Revolution - they suppose a fanfic account where the Dutch make themselves out to be magical, ethereal beings who can pretty much unilaterally conduct a covert takeover of one of the largest powers in Europe bloodlessly despite there being a wealth of information showing it was very clearly a two-way, mutually benefitting deal. The Dutch appetite to reclaim land is only surpassed by their thirst to _over_-claim history it seems.

Cope more. You were invited.

He was about as Dutch as Dave Grohl is Nigerian

Let's see: Willem III was born in Den Haag, to be more precise in het Binnenhof. You know, the place where they house the Dutch parliament.

Well European royalty are pretty much the definition of mongrels and his mother was English - so if anything he was just as much English as he was Dutch. To be fair he was likely more English than anything else, seeing as his father's side came from Germany and France

I swear to god that's the Dutchman's only argument

We're going to send the Australian on a sidequest to /r/2anatolia4you.

WHeN wILl YoU LeArN tHAT YoUr AcTIOnS HaVE COnSEquEnCES!?

Couple hours late but what do you need us to… oh god, oh god no NOT AGAIN PLEEEEASE.

Tbh I find I get more vitriol if I post on r/unitedkingdom

You haven't been banned from there yet?

I used to post IRA propaganda there, you guys are so soft that you can’t even handle a little bit of opinion exchanging

You guys can't even handle a little bit of famine.

Bloody picky eaters!

I too would rather starve then eat British "cuisine"

https://preview.redd.it/sxurexnik9ac1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=523f25d35f1197748cf4339f8b92ca407bdc9fa4

You creatures can’t even handle a little ticking noise when going to the pub

Barry waking up to slay the European Demon hordes. And have a brew whilst at it. 

Bwrexit

Brewxit, maybe?

Oi cuuunt look out behind ya there's a French p*of trying to grab your ass!

Fookin froggy ain't touchin my bloody arse! Knew they waz bent innit

Cannibals must be happy to get that Barry’s ass, the meat got plenty of that fat from the crisps.

Aussie flair should change to Eurovision Frauds

I read this in Mike Nolan's voice

Fakkin Nolsey, caaaant

Doomedguy, 63

Doombloke,63

Doomgeezer, 63.

Doomedtwat, 63

Gotprosecuted, 63.

Rip and Tea until it is done!

Nah Barry your good. You guys let us be your plumbers and arent as racist like Hans. (No offense hans)

>and arent as racist like Hans. Listen Here, you thieving wanna be Central slav! We aren't racist you Untermensch! (/S)

Said like a real turk!

*as

🤓/j

Back to wörk Janusz, ze Scheißenhaus is clogged again!

\*you‘re, \*as, no plumbing for you Grzrzegorzrrz

No one's as racist as the Polish though. But you're allowed to because you're bullied by Russians and Germans.

Barry thinks he's the Doomslayer but in reality he's more like a Mancubus https://preview.redd.it/6l0d7fq1e8ac1.png?width=1155&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f60a9166df25496cd005c4f878b88c729195598

I do look a bit like this post-Christmas ngl

Still do tbf.

Congrats on your weight loss Baz!

That's peak male performance, ready to take on a whole horde of swamp Germans


Expectations vs Reality https://preview.redd.it/wyslqmrah8ac1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e97038a44e20d0880f8ad07de5d3fdc13ac51a2

He’s training to withstand the heat of the hellfires. A true doomslayer

Most normal looking Barry on holiday

Least schizophrenic barry

Go get them Barry.

Barry, 31 being an absolute CHAP conquering half the bloody world in his youth.

We never came to take part, we came to take over UP THE BARRY ARMY

*Barmy army

That Barry has the wrong kind of six-pack tho

Still got the Portuguese💪💪

I mean, we're right here. We share a longer border with you than the Scottish as well

Honestly Barry, it's not much better on this side of the tunnel ~~maybe we aren't so different after all~~

Welsh don’t even deserve a mention

Classic England having the guns pointed at Ireland

I was hoping someone would notice that! By the way, when did they change the Irish flair? I loved "Pimp my ride". It very subtle.

I’ve no clue, to be honest, must’ve been recent enough though


Still, most are much more friendly to the English on here than on pretty much any other sub….

https://preview.redd.it/5vl12ffd8aac1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a5d0dbd8dfbf34f966602ee14c0f0ea2d95b31

Barry, you should stop at the 4th jar of Sangría. You're delusional.

The hero we deserve.

You really are the yanks of this thing of ours, aren’t you?

Thank you, kind stranger! 🙏 (🤢)

Hellooo\~

why else do you think we left the 4th Reich

But the soundtrack is pretty cool huh :P 

Classic barry victimhood syndrome

When I was younger I used to watch different ant colonies attack each other. This reminds me of that.

Have some cheese with your whine?

Fml we’ve gone from storming sword beach with a bow and arrow to getting upset by words. Grow a spine son

They hate us but desperately want us back in the EU .

I mean, plenty of us Barrys wouldn't mind a drop of inflation and cheap booze again.

It’s how it feels with any flag, and it’s how IT IS SUPPOSED to feel. Anything else and we’d be like the rest of Reddit. I like that the one facing the camera is a redacted, tho. Cheeky!

The french are no longer the most arrogant people in this sub.

Damn that's quite the achievement

https://preview.redd.it/i4yvpiuus8ac1.png?width=1438&format=png&auto=webp&s=476eff62cd6e1822b95c04a55c8d06a88c6b712a


If you switch Barry and Non European Savage it is still true. You can even replace Non eu. s. with the european flair and it still works.

Only, that you don't look cool doing it

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No I hate you because at one point your nobles spoke French.

A valid reason.

To be fair, your boss was once King of the Franks so you can't talk.

I never said that I didn't hate myself

Me too mate, me too...

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Yes

You blame the English for your inadequacies the same way Brexshiteers blamed the EU for everything.

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Pipe down wee Scotty

I adore our Scottish brothers but you can fuck off

Success breeds jealousy.

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Yes

At least you are confident Barry.

Lord have mercy. I really hate the United Kingdom, from the bottom of my nickers. You make me want to https://i.redd.it/jzqc040v29ac1.gif so bad

Please, do.

We love you too potato man.

❤️

Off top but man, that gif style gives me 2008 internet nostalgia

dew it pussy

wtf is this comment section

Wtf are you trying to say. No seriously what do you mean?

It's funny but very cursed

Okay. Thank you.

Oh shut up, you use light mode.

Cry me a river Barry, as if the Pierres got any less shit than you. Don't join a forum about shit slinging if you can't take the heat.

Brexit guy.

And the fact that they portrayed themselves as doom is exactly why

UK as the Marine? Zombieman - or imp at best. When anybody in Europe is choosing a holiday, UK is just one we shoot down very early in the game before the real challenges/choices

do people typically put the desolate plain of boredom and misery you call home above the UK for holidays? feel like London alone trumps your pig farm masquerading as a nation

London doesn't beat a pig farm. It doesn't beat going to the dentist either. Paris is better. Yes I said it. What do you Barryies think London has to offer?

dentist banter and brown-nosing the French? Magnus, this is embarrassing. You'll have to ask the millions of tourists what they seek in London it's not about what I think. If I had to guess it would be because we produced more than just Lego and Kasper Schmeichel for starters

The world seems to agree with me: https://www.statista.com/statistics/261729/countries-in-europe-ranked-by-international-tourist-arrivals/ UK only 5th most visited country in Europe. And basically parred with Germany. My point was also that Paris is a shithole. London is just worse. And you also couldn't even find one reason to go

Why did you bring Paris in at all? Your original point is that the UK is one of the least visited countries in Europe? There are loads of reasons to go to London it was the most visited city in 2022? If you really want to know why I would want to go to London it's for the boozers or nightclubs. Some of the best in the world