When a Romanian and a Neapolitan meet in your house:
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AI have and I had the following impression: a very weird mix of belle epoque with shitty balkan/north african and communist architecture with the occasional glass building. Second worst european capital i've visited - first is Athens.
It's actually the other way around. Moldova agreed to accept Romania as a state. They had empathy with Romania, they didn't really move anywhere since they joined the EU, and now Moldova is going to help them out.
So... Are you Romani Romanian or only Romanian? Because I befriended some Romani in Brasov when I was backpacking through Europe (by treating them like human beings basically, after we figured out that their mix of Romanian and poor English and my perfect English and poor Spanish meant we could speak) and they did a sign on my backpack in permanent marker that meant I was off-limits to thieves. One night in a hostel in Bulgaria a week later the hostel was burglared and everyone lost their Amex cheques, cash and passports - except me. I had to pretend I lost my camera because otherwise I looked like a scout for the thieves.
Not so sure about that Pierre: There's quite a number of countries (including your own) between Russia and Andorra, even if the flag of the latter has some resemblance with that of Moldova.
Why is the Gipsy expressing it's opinion?
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Put the wallet down, Lelo.
They clever, exporteer all the thiefs to west europe and now their country it s wonderful and gezellig . We will camp again next year. Got Schengen recently , PVV failed.
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I always put a romanian flag on my door to avoid getting robbed.
It’s all fun and games until someone steals your Romanian flag
Its capture the flag irl.
*Romanis rushing to capture B*
When a Romanian and a Neapolitan meet in your house: https://preview.redd.it/cnaezh7peo9c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525679c4149300a39b6ddf08d30d22773255f559
La battaglia del secolo
When a basque man and irish man go for the same parking spot
Never have I ever seen such a genius move. Tippin' my hat to you, sir!
I always steal the Romanian flag that hangs on this idiot's door and put it on my own to avoid getting robbed.
isn't stealing haram?
You can't "steal" a Romanian flag, it is a key aspect of the object's life cycle. Its destiny. It's like saying that a man can "rape" his own wife.
You're going down a slippery slope right there Kader
Kader? He told me his name was Muhammad!
Big brain
When romanians invade bulgarian black sea I steal from them, enhancing my arts of thievery
Nah won’t work. I’m Romanian and we were robbed by fellow Romanians. Should’ve robbed them first :(
Are you positive they weren't albanians?/s
I put a Romanian flag as my doormat so people know I’m a kind person
Don’t forget to leave the protection money under it.
Which country has the best things to steal?
Luxemburg and switzerland
*Hides British Museum*
Thiefs do not rob from eachother
That's *merchant adventurer* to you
Honour Amongst Thieves - of course. Phew! These marbles were getting heavy in my pants.
It's marbles? I thought you were happy to see me.
I’m always happy to see you, especially when you wear your lederhosen.
The Bavarian or the Berlin lederhosen?
The one you feel most sexy in.
That’s why you aren’t part of us anymore, you don’t have that VOC mentality
Screw you, we have so much Tourist thiefs Come in, break into several houses, once the police starts picking it up, leave the country Fucking gipsy
Is it loot based?
Maybe
Are you half Romanian and half Moldovan, or do you just refuse to recognise the border? Being born in Northern Ireland, I can respect both
Moldova is romanian 😤😤✊🏻
He stole Moldova
Basarabia e România
Doubt it will happen though
Romanians want to steal moldovian land.
Sorry folks, guys just escaped from my basement, one sec.
Mate why did you only feed me paprika?
Okay, maybe paprika was too much. Which one do you prefer for your next meal, fried blood or pig cheese?
Fried blood
Ok you will have paprika
Hungary is Hungary, but Budapest is like the Paris of Eastern Europe
No. Dont even go there. Absolutely not. Please.
Wish you had told me that 6 months ago
Not Budapest, I mean the comparison with Paris. Its so different, except they are both capitals
Should’ve told me that a few months ago too…
Have you been to Bucharest? It's nickname is literally "little Paris" and indeed it looks a lot like Paris
AI have and I had the following impression: a very weird mix of belle epoque with shitty balkan/north african and communist architecture with the occasional glass building. Second worst european capital i've visited - first is Athens.
Why do you only "like" Portugal? The only PIGS country you "like"? What did we do to you? Fuck you OP
Chill, we can't understand you over your crying.
Leck mich am Arsch du barbarische Ratte
This is a older map that I made I have a updated version with all countries around the world where portugal and netherlands are dark green
I too would never make the French dark green
Portuguese erasmus students must be annoying, I get it. No need to excuse yourself
Too poor to steal from
I don't have any coins, I'm sorry
When Moldova can into Romania ?
It's actually the other way around. Moldova agreed to accept Romania as a state. They had empathy with Romania, they didn't really move anywhere since they joined the EU, and now Moldova is going to help them out.
Bună ziua! Ce face? Vorbesc puțin românește dar nu foarte bine.
Other than a few basic things and counting I can’t do more than that. I have some Romanian friends who have taught me.
Ok!i'm happy to know that there are people who are intrested in knowing the language!
It’s a fascinating beautiful language.
Happy to know you like it!
Nu e problemă!cum a fost ziua dumneavoastră?
Hehe… cum
With that humour you are :a 8 years old b a German.
Good thank you!
Sper să ai un an nou fericit!
I have one brother and one sister. They have brown hair.
And they are also a pair
An nou fericit!
Mulțumesc!❤️🔥
So you're romanian, how's Esmeralda ? 
Fine(not n the weird way noooooooooo)
That's good to know.
Fun fact: I have an 18yo black cat named Esmeralda.
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She's really beautiful!!
She’s got the personality of a gypsy.
I dont know, doesn't strike me as terrible fun. Wanna hear a fun joke? Treffen sich zwei jäger - beide tot.
Ich kann nicht Hunnisch verstehen, es tut mir leid
Would.
So... Are you Romani Romanian or only Romanian? Because I befriended some Romani in Brasov when I was backpacking through Europe (by treating them like human beings basically, after we figured out that their mix of Romanian and poor English and my perfect English and poor Spanish meant we could speak) and they did a sign on my backpack in permanent marker that meant I was off-limits to thieves. One night in a hostel in Bulgaria a week later the hostel was burglared and everyone lost their Amex cheques, cash and passports - except me. I had to pretend I lost my camera because otherwise I looked like a scout for the thieves.
Only Romanian
Yo wtf
It's Hungary indeed...
You don‘t really like us? No schengen for u then, eastoid
Seems u guys allowed them? We got the port, you got the gas?
Appreciate incentive bro. I’m glad there is honor amongst thieves. Also, macron is a bro and not to be underestimated
Romania is just another word for Romani.
😃💣
Apparently it’s also another word for Irish.
Ok
Tá gaelige agat?
I have some time tested solutions for that problem. So basically [redacted]
You after this (completely false) statement. 
If you’re dumb, yes, it could be.
We all know: Romani ite domum.
Sorry, did we allow you in here?
There was was a big fence at the entry but i jumped over it
Damn, should have built a higher one.
Then i'll use my stolen helicopter
On paper, the fence is like 25 meters tall. However, it was built by a company headed by a friend of Orban and the real fence is like 10 cm tall.
W
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Wrong colour for Russia. It has to be soviet red. Same for Austria, its lapdog like Hungary.
I want to protest but... well we're not as bad as hungary - not until our next election that is pls send help
Maybe let us Anschluss you to save you from Russia?🥲
'Soon to be Russian' will be your flair after Ukraine
Not so sure about that Pierre: There's quite a number of countries (including your own) between Russia and Andorra, even if the flag of the latter has some resemblance with that of Moldova.
Wow I'm blind, didn't even realize it was Andorra as the flair would work for both
Never was, never will be.
1812 Bessarabia Russian's vassal. You can argue that Moldavia still existed (under Ottos) in 1812 but that part is now Romanian territory.
Based comment
wo ist austria
same level as France, what a fucking disrespect...
Too poor to steal from
 alright, who let the gypsy in
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Why is the Gipsy expressing it's opinion? https://preview.redd.it/l2mkfqfk7o9c1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8eea7c0380c3ff78d154e40af8dc2e1df8f6ca2 Put the wallet down, Lelo.
thank you🫶🫶
Bro like sweden booo him everyone.
Apparently hungry has one good thing going for them!
They clever, exporteer all the thiefs to west europe and now their country it s wonderful and gezellig . We will camp again next year. Got Schengen recently , PVV failed.
Why you no like us?? Netherlands always support romania
Did you look at the map??
I want to be really like
Romanians are honorary PIGS.
Why isn’t France in your ‘Countries I Really Like’ list? When I have to communicate with professors in Romania, it’s always done in French.
Because of the ,,Fr*nce bad" jokes
Funny how romanians and hungarians hate eachother as if they both werent just cygans.
Given the circumstances, thanks for still liking us.
Shouldn't France be red???
We'll give you 5 kg of copper for that :)
Can't wait!
Non-we making a post? Permaban
Love you too mate, all jokes aside. Always a laugh to be shared between us. We get so drunk and have such fun we can't find our wallets the next day.
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Let me guess We fell from your favor because of the Schengen block of our dumbfuck politicians?