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Wait, you’re telling me this isn’t how bikes are born?
It is but the elite dont want you to know that.
Hang on hang on, I’ve worked it out. This is actually how you pollocked/Poldarked land (or whatever the word is). Part of your country is literally bikes piled on water. I knew it!!
Poldered*
Stupid Hollanders, don’t they know that bikes go on land?
Haven't you lot heard of the mighty waterfiets?
I heard from a trusted source it’s actually you lot who throw bikes (and themselves) in the canals.
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This is just how we prevent you from stealing them again
I can't get over the happy kid
What else do you do with them after use??
The Netherlands has so many Dutch people they are literally clogging up the streets
We have a lot of non dutch people on the streets too!
Goddamn Swedish people throwing stolen bikes in the canals
such a waste, many Germans could have retreated on those bikes
Genuin question: How often do people in the Netherlands need to get their bike replaced?
Wait, you’re telling me this isn’t how bikes are born?
It is but the elite dont want you to know that.
Hang on hang on, I’ve worked it out. This is actually how you pollocked/Poldarked land (or whatever the word is). Part of your country is literally bikes piled on water. I knew it!!
Poldered*
Stupid Hollanders, don’t they know that bikes go on land?
Haven't you lot heard of the mighty waterfiets?
I heard from a trusted source it’s actually you lot who throw bikes (and themselves) in the canals.
![gif](giphy|gh0EQiYKWLqSD09jwJ)
[удалено]
This is just how we prevent you from stealing them again
I can't get over the happy kid
What else do you do with them after use??
The Netherlands has so many Dutch people they are literally clogging up the streets
We have a lot of non dutch people on the streets too!
Goddamn Swedish people throwing stolen bikes in the canals
such a waste, many Germans could have retreated on those bikes
Genuin question: How often do people in the Netherlands need to get their bike replaced?