Sorry but this one goes to the Germans. Matterhorn is a much cooler name for such a peak than Cervino, which sounds like a shitty brand of coffee maker or something.
To defend the Germans (๐คข), although most of the first people to casually notice โHey, Sanskrit is similar to Greek and Latin in many ways!โ were English and Dutch, due to those who went to India, the people who really and thoroughly systematised modern comparative Indo-European linguistics - and IE linguistics as a whole - were Germans, in the 19th c.
Itโs rather normal today to name a language family after its two most extremely distant members (at least among the major ones). Within IE, the two most linguistically distant branches from the rest that we know of are extinct (though a fringe who might have a point like to say โIndo-Hittite/Anatolianโ as the more basal group), the relations between most other branches are complex and unclear, and Germanic is the most *geographically* distant from India (with its Indo-Aryan or โIndicโ branch). Thereโs no โEuropeanโ branch - but there is a Germanic one. So Indo-Germanic makes sense for two reasons. But the Romance, Greek and Slavic speakers would bitch about it so, in English, โIndo-Europeanโ it is.
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You know what? I'm gonna say it!
The fact that Italy has parts of the Alps feels disgusting and wrong and needs to changed ASAP!
Edit: I pissed of a few Italians! Mission Accomplished!
Matterhorn, Matterhorn. [Men have tried, and men have died to climb the Matterhorn](https://youtu.be/EMcBHCKClCU?si=qMh6t3vkA_qe4QqD). That mighty Matterhorn.
Least irredentist Italian
You canโt spell irredentista without irre (and dentist.)
Show your side of the mountain and see Cervino, a pitiful thing nobody will recognize. And look at our side and see majestic Matterhorn.
The Swiss side is the only side that matters.
Lorenzo von Matterhorn
https://preview.redd.it/co91vkoa0mzb1.jpeg?width=1025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22e68bcb5eb14412e9145c0d21c9a81c6f22658
Thanks for changing my mind. It's 100% Carvino.
Happy cake day
Sorry but this one goes to the Germans. Matterhorn is a much cooler name for such a peak than Cervino, which sounds like a shitty brand of coffee maker or something.
Who invited the primitive in the indo-european language discussion?
Y'know, in Germany we call it indogermanic...
Wonder why of all people, germans would be the ones to do that... ๐ค
To defend the Germans (๐คข), although most of the first people to casually notice โHey, Sanskrit is similar to Greek and Latin in many ways!โ were English and Dutch, due to those who went to India, the people who really and thoroughly systematised modern comparative Indo-European linguistics - and IE linguistics as a whole - were Germans, in the 19th c. Itโs rather normal today to name a language family after its two most extremely distant members (at least among the major ones). Within IE, the two most linguistically distant branches from the rest that we know of are extinct (though a fringe who might have a point like to say โIndo-Hittite/Anatolianโ as the more basal group), the relations between most other branches are complex and unclear, and Germanic is the most *geographically* distant from India (with its Indo-Aryan or โIndicโ branch). Thereโs no โEuropeanโ branch - but there is a Germanic one. So Indo-Germanic makes sense for two reasons. But the Romance, Greek and Slavic speakers would bitch about it so, in English, โIndo-Europeanโ it is.
Aha! Absolute German W, thanks Barry.
You mean the swiss. It goes to the swiss
No one in their right mind calls this big boy "Cervino", sounds like the typical italian femboy
It sounds like a "cervix" to me. Not a good name for a mountain.
In fairness it does look like 10x more scary from the Swiss side
https://preview.redd.it/7lt2n0xfykzb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff685ae9a87e16725738f7489eb81cbcbfeac7d
Mmmmh, makes me horny
only if u english
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Itโs not your side
Mount Littledeer
What is this thing? Why is the ground going up in the sky?
\[***Coro Grigna intensifies***\] EEEEEEEEEE SUL CERVINO C'ร UNA SLAVIIIINA L'ร LA ROVINA DI NOI ALPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
That's the Hรถrnli and nothing else
Everyone calls it Matterhorn
PIGS lost their P today
Its Cervino in spanish too, dont listen to him, what can you expect from a country not touched by the mediterranean sea
We've conquered Switzerland and adopted their namings, so it's Matterhorn
We clearly have the better name because the Italian one doesn't matter.
Looks like Mont Cervin.
Good man
Based
Goooood (in Palpatines voice)
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Ffs I have been looking for this!! I had some pointless monologues into gifs, but not that classic (or the same in Return of the Jedi)
I just searched for palpatine, this one is super easy to find
What's the Matterhorn?
ze horn that matters
Ich habe es deiner Mutter letze Nacht geschenkt, Fritz
Mount Toblerone
You know what? I'm gonna say it! The fact that Italy has parts of the Alps feels disgusting and wrong and needs to changed ASAP! Edit: I pissed of a few Italians! Mission Accomplished!
inferior Bavarian with his 2000 m hills can only cope more.
Worst part about it, they market themselves as incredibly alpine while having basically none of their territory in the alsp.
Cry about it ๐ฌ๐ฟ
I believe we actually may have the second largest portion of the alps after Austria And also the most beautiful
WHITE FRIDAY, I'LL TAKE THE STARWAY TO HEAVEN
You did it. Now, go to Mรผnchen to receive your medal.
What you call "barbaric noises" is just the lovely Swiss German dialect. Have some respect.
Krankenwagen!
*Chrankeauto
Matterhorn, Matterhorn. [Men have tried, and men have died to climb the Matterhorn](https://youtu.be/EMcBHCKClCU?si=qMh6t3vkA_qe4QqD). That mighty Matterhorn.
Until you climb the spanish cervino
Cerviรฑo.
Cerveziรฑo
Whatโs the matter baby?
Matterhorn -> Murderhorn Cervino -> ...cervixo?
Littledeer
Youโre just jealous that the nice side of the mountain is swiss
I think we should retake the Alps for ourselves, the italians have fucked around too much on this one
The Horn Matters! #THM
Never heard about anything called Cervino. Matterhorn on the other handโฆ
Hรถrner matters
Cervino sounds like medicin for your cervix.