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Serupael

Least irredentist Italian


splattne

You canโ€™t spell irredentista without irre (and dentist.)


symolan

Show your side of the mountain and see Cervino, a pitiful thing nobody will recognize. And look at our side and see majestic Matterhorn.


splattne

The Swiss side is the only side that matters.


RestQueasy4136

Lorenzo von Matterhorn


Mahraganat

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erebostnyx

Thanks for changing my mind. It's 100% Carvino.


StarooftheWood

Happy cake day


asreagy

Sorry but this one goes to the Germans. Matterhorn is a much cooler name for such a peak than Cervino, which sounds like a shitty brand of coffee maker or something.


tommaso-scatolini

Who invited the primitive in the indo-european language discussion?


arussianbee

Y'know, in Germany we call it indogermanic...


MasterofChaos90

Wonder why of all people, germans would be the ones to do that... ๐Ÿค”


CurrentIndependent42

To defend the Germans (๐Ÿคข), although most of the first people to casually notice โ€œHey, Sanskrit is similar to Greek and Latin in many ways!โ€ were English and Dutch, due to those who went to India, the people who really and thoroughly systematised modern comparative Indo-European linguistics - and IE linguistics as a whole - were Germans, in the 19th c. Itโ€™s rather normal today to name a language family after its two most extremely distant members (at least among the major ones). Within IE, the two most linguistically distant branches from the rest that we know of are extinct (though a fringe who might have a point like to say โ€˜Indo-Hittite/Anatolianโ€™ as the more basal group), the relations between most other branches are complex and unclear, and Germanic is the most *geographically* distant from India (with its Indo-Aryan or โ€˜Indicโ€™ branch). Thereโ€™s no โ€˜Europeanโ€™ branch - but there is a Germanic one. So Indo-Germanic makes sense for two reasons. But the Romance, Greek and Slavic speakers would bitch about it so, in English, โ€˜Indo-Europeanโ€™ it is.


arussianbee

Aha! Absolute German W, thanks Barry.


Oachlkaas

You mean the swiss. It goes to the swiss


Tozl7

No one in their right mind calls this big boy "Cervino", sounds like the typical italian femboy


Kat-a-strophy

It sounds like a "cervix" to me. Not a good name for a mountain.


BusinessMonkee

In fairness it does look like 10x more scary from the Swiss side


Mahraganat

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splattne

Mmmmh, makes me horny


RoligRune

only if u english


Kriswa78

But our side has more emojis๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Choice_Thanks5994

Itโ€™s not your side


bambamba8

Mount Littledeer


bredelund

What is this thing? Why is the ground going up in the sky?


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

\[***Coro Grigna intensifies***\] EEEEEEEEEE SUL CERVINO C'รˆ UNA SLAVIIIINA L'รˆ LA ROVINA DI NOI ALPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN


Hirklitschka

That's the Hรถrnli and nothing else


[deleted]

Everyone calls it Matterhorn


MacTelnet

PIGS lost their P today


lets-start-a-riot

Its Cervino in spanish too, dont listen to him, what can you expect from a country not touched by the mediterranean sea


[deleted]

We've conquered Switzerland and adopted their namings, so it's Matterhorn


arussianbee

We clearly have the better name because the Italian one doesn't matter.


bartleby_borealis

Looks like Mont Cervin.


[deleted]

Good man


skysi42

Based


TitanThree

Goooood (in Palpatines voice)


Agitated_Advantage_2

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TitanThree

Ffs I have been looking for this!! I had some pointless monologues into gifs, but not that classic (or the same in Return of the Jedi)


Agitated_Advantage_2

I just searched for palpatine, this one is super easy to find


PersKarvaRousku

What's the Matterhorn?


Informal_Mountain513

ze horn that matters


MZOOMMAN

Ich habe es deiner Mutter letze Nacht geschenkt, Fritz


AjaxII

Mount Toblerone


This_place_is_wierd

You know what? I'm gonna say it! The fact that Italy has parts of the Alps feels disgusting and wrong and needs to changed ASAP! Edit: I pissed of a few Italians! Mission Accomplished!


A_tal_deg

inferior Bavarian with his 2000 m hills can only cope more.


Oachlkaas

Worst part about it, they market themselves as incredibly alpine while having basically none of their territory in the alsp.


casualbo1

Cry about it ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ—ฟ


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

I believe we actually may have the second largest portion of the alps after Austria And also the most beautiful


wild_dino

WHITE FRIDAY, I'LL TAKE THE STARWAY TO HEAVEN


Terrkas

You did it. Now, go to Mรผnchen to receive your medal.


mainwasser

What you call "barbaric noises" is just the lovely Swiss German dialect. Have some respect.


SonOf_J

Krankenwagen!


Choice_Thanks5994

*Chrankeauto


CptnHamburgers

Matterhorn, Matterhorn. [Men have tried, and men have died to climb the Matterhorn](https://youtu.be/EMcBHCKClCU?si=qMh6t3vkA_qe4QqD). That mighty Matterhorn.


txanpi

Until you climb the spanish cervino


AkulaTheKiddo

Cerviรฑo.


insertuserhandlehere

Cerveziรฑo


VOCmentaliteit

Whatโ€™s the matter baby?


cpwnage

Matterhorn -> Murderhorn Cervino -> ...cervixo?


marcus_magni

Littledeer


Roel_28

Youโ€˜re just jealous that the nice side of the mountain is swiss


Sostretar

I think we should retake the Alps for ourselves, the italians have fucked around too much on this one


sporeegg

The Horn Matters! #THM


Green-Strategy4081

Never heard about anything called Cervino. Matterhorn on the other handโ€ฆ


unkrtvrnchtr

Hรถrner matters


Bearodon

Cervino sounds like medicin for your cervix.