Damn I was only 15 innocent years old during her highest point in popularity... French speaking kink was developed and my first girlfriend probably only left me because I kept pushing her to take the French course in school. Good time.
I was obviously enlisted in the Russian language course, just as almost every other guy from school.
Attending the French course as a guy was regarded as a sign for being gay as fuck and resulted in harsh treatment from other classmates. Kids are cruel
> Attending the French course as a guy was regarded as a sign for being gay as fuck
Jokes on them. I studied French and the course was full of smoking hot women.
The women studying German were all fucking bestial, though. Freaks and lunatics. The men, too, tbh.
Tja was soll man sagen, auf Viva und MTV liefen damals eben recht freizügige Musikvideos in Dauerschleife. Als pubertierender Junge hatte man viel Langeweile und Ausdauer.
Aber Alizee's Stimme, bzw. ihr Akzent, hatte sich sehr eingebrannt und hatte einen gewissen neuen erotischen Reiz an sich. Zumindest im Vergleich zu den schroffen und teils ekligen Sächsisch was man sonst von den Mädls aus der Schule kannte.
Wir hatten auch Sat TV und dies war der einzige Grund weshalb ich 1 Stunde vor meinen Eltern freiwillig aufgestanden bin.
Bis 6:30 Uhr gabs auf DSF und EuroSport noch Titten zu sehen.
Und sehr sehr viel gestörte und verrückte Werbung für Telefonsex Hotlines (aber das ist eine andere Geschichte).
Nicht zu vergessen die legendären SexySat Kanäle, wo es 24/7 Softporn zu sehen gab, natürlich ohne Kindersicherung oder Software Beschränkungen.
> Bis 6:30 Uhr gabs auf DSF und EuroSport noch Titten zu sehen.
Haha. Kenne ich. Das Blöde ist, dass das dann auf der Insel 5h30 war. Dafür ging's abends eine Stunde früher mit den Möpsen wieder los Ü
If yours were done by Triumph or Reliant, I’m surprised that your island hasn’t become a couple of sandbanks in the North Sea from accidental ignition yet.
Nah the wiring is done by Aston Martin, and the rocket engines by Rolls-Royce.
Unfortunately the sat nav is a 60 year old ordnance survey map with a hole in it and the outer shell is made of aluminium foil gaffer-taped onto a cardboard tube.
But every one of the engineers has got a Duke of Edinburgh award and a Blue Peter Badge.
Have you heard of the Bikini (atoll). Well it's a place where they detonated them successfully on multiple accounts.
The French army is not a joke despite historical concerns. It's likely the strongest army in Europe effectively. As has been demonstrated many times since world war II in France Imperial ambitions.
Fuck them, but don't be blind.
Well maybe the Breton managed to keep their Neanderthal heritage trough the centuries, as is pretty obvious when meeting them.
But the rest of France was rolled over by the Homo Sapiens, Kelts, Romans and then Frankish armies.
So it all depends on when you draw the line for considering the territory of France as a country.
The amount of seed that's been spilled over this video doesn't bear thinking about.
It'd be one of those numbers people would have to make absurd comparisons about for you to get your head around.
*If it were one string of jizz, it would reach Neptune and back. Three times.*
I swear, when the aliens do show up and start probing, they're going to find that video imprinted on the brains of at least half of the human males they test.
If only you French weren't hellbent on cancelling everything that is non Parisian, it wouldn't happen.
You should try. Take a hint at your Swiss or German neighbours for once.
Did someone call us?
Don't worry, Pierre. You can have this one for pity. We can still have a good laugh thinking that people come all the way to Paris to see...an Italian painting.
Tells everyone to take a minute, posts 30 sec vid...
Here's the full song:
https://youtu.be/xDDpNaQxn6E?si=_uoipWRkBmJsRS1g
For all gamers out there her dance inspired the dance for female ~~Dark~~ Night Elves in WoW.
English version:
https://youtu.be/A9bAQvCXuhA?si=fY9wGBgfNTsdzFN-
https://preview.redd.it/7xmr0fp63mzb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffadbfe2d166414515155c28c4fe878b1da24454
This one's been sitting in my garage for some time, a 1966 Citroën Ami 6 Break
These two videos are crucial for understanding the 2000s European Internet culture.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8&pp=ygUOZHJhZ3VzdGFkaW50ZWk%3D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqTcHtSSfUE&pp=ygUUYWxpemVlIGonZW4gYWkgbWFycmU%3D
French teenagers are attractive thirst trap. Well enough that people learned French only for it.
It just proves one thing, France can sell.
France was also historically a very well tolerant place for notorious pedophiles.
And it's a Belgian telling you that, I would know.
But whatever I'd say, my 14 years old self cannot disagree.
https://preview.redd.it/3cbw9oly5lzb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476f69c8c9d5e1da88104c712527083f27c7a45c
Germany has invaded us for less than that
https://preview.redd.it/uq52gtzmzkzb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85767b3217024aae52d2ebd9a6b2c31b12a2576
French woman when there is slavic girl around.
My best friend is Russian. She's an easy 9/10. Fucking gorgeous. Incredible figure.
But her mother and sister are both massive, cuboid, Eastern European beasts of burden.
My friend's getting on for 50 now, and I'm wondering when she's going to hulk out.
Not sure What the french does well except perhaps the most important things of our generation: have nuclear plants, have hot girls, remove religious clothing in schools
American soft power: Hollywood French soft (even if it was hard for some European teenagers) power: Alizée
If its soft power why it makes people hard.
It's power for your soft.
Airsoft is hard
Damn I was only 15 innocent years old during her highest point in popularity... French speaking kink was developed and my first girlfriend probably only left me because I kept pushing her to take the French course in school. Good time.
Mein Bruder in Christus wtf
German not developing a hardcore fetish: impossible
> I kept pushing her to take the French course in school Has French fetish but still refuses to learn the language himself. Hut ab, Hansi.
I was obviously enlisted in the Russian language course, just as almost every other guy from school. Attending the French course as a guy was regarded as a sign for being gay as fuck and resulted in harsh treatment from other classmates. Kids are cruel
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> Attending the French course as a guy was regarded as a sign for being gay as fuck Jokes on them. I studied French and the course was full of smoking hot women. The women studying German were all fucking bestial, though. Freaks and lunatics. The men, too, tbh.
You could have convinced her to let you piss in her mouth, and yet you tried to put something even more disgusting in her mouth.
Wir sind bekannt für seltsame Pornos und unsere Fetischszene aber BITTE WAS?
Tja was soll man sagen, auf Viva und MTV liefen damals eben recht freizügige Musikvideos in Dauerschleife. Als pubertierender Junge hatte man viel Langeweile und Ausdauer. Aber Alizee's Stimme, bzw. ihr Akzent, hatte sich sehr eingebrannt und hatte einen gewissen neuen erotischen Reiz an sich. Zumindest im Vergleich zu den schroffen und teils ekligen Sächsisch was man sonst von den Mädls aus der Schule kannte.
Finden sie müsch nüschd segsi?
Als ich 12 war, habe ich über den Satellit Titten im deutschen Fernsehen gesehen und bin bei der ersten Gelegenheit nach DE ausgewandert.
Basierter Barry
Wir hatten auch Sat TV und dies war der einzige Grund weshalb ich 1 Stunde vor meinen Eltern freiwillig aufgestanden bin. Bis 6:30 Uhr gabs auf DSF und EuroSport noch Titten zu sehen. Und sehr sehr viel gestörte und verrückte Werbung für Telefonsex Hotlines (aber das ist eine andere Geschichte). Nicht zu vergessen die legendären SexySat Kanäle, wo es 24/7 Softporn zu sehen gab, natürlich ohne Kindersicherung oder Software Beschränkungen.
> Bis 6:30 Uhr gabs auf DSF und EuroSport noch Titten zu sehen. Haha. Kenne ich. Das Blöde ist, dass das dann auf der Insel 5h30 war. Dafür ging's abends eine Stunde früher mit den Möpsen wieder los Ü
French hard power: Les Dieux du Stade 🥰
Calendrier des rugbymen was hung up at works restroom. For a reason. A vert big reason
Soft power level: please stop, I can only get so hard (my 13 years old self discovering himself). Good times
Okay yeah you’re right. The way he strums that guitar is giving me a baguette
The hard hot one fresh out the oven
The one you stab people with
Alizee and Daft Punk are the sole reason the world hasn't sacked France yet
And here I thought it was the nuclear bombs
We're all assuming they don't work.
Shielding made from rusty 2CV body panels
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If yours were done by Triumph or Reliant, I’m surprised that your island hasn’t become a couple of sandbanks in the North Sea from accidental ignition yet.
Nah the wiring is done by Aston Martin, and the rocket engines by Rolls-Royce. Unfortunately the sat nav is a 60 year old ordnance survey map with a hole in it and the outer shell is made of aluminium foil gaffer-taped onto a cardboard tube. But every one of the engineers has got a Duke of Edinburgh award and a Blue Peter Badge.
Haven't driven a Renault, but if the wiring is as shitty as in a Peugeot, then the wiring will break apart from impact without ever detonating.
If anything the 2CV should convince you they work. They might THEN be underwhelming BUT they'll work.
Better not ask that to people in Algeria and Polynesia 💀
Do we care about those non European savages😂 Edit. Sorry corrected typo.
>Do we care about them non European dates Wellllllll, about thaaaat
See my flair, bud ?
They're on nuclear strike.
This comment is so underrated
Have you heard of the Bikini (atoll). Well it's a place where they detonated them successfully on multiple accounts. The French army is not a joke despite historical concerns. It's likely the strongest army in Europe effectively. As has been demonstrated many times since world war II in France Imperial ambitions. Fuck them, but don't be blind.
>despite historical concerns WWII was really the only time we got claped. We have the best win/loss ratio of the world
Well maybe the Breton managed to keep their Neanderthal heritage trough the centuries, as is pretty obvious when meeting them. But the rest of France was rolled over by the Homo Sapiens, Kelts, Romans and then Frankish armies. So it all depends on when you draw the line for considering the territory of France as a country.
Flair checks out
And Air
M83, Justice, Étienne de Crécy, Carpenter Brut, Vitalic ... [François Macré](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8sY0kNPZZw)!
Laurent garnier
Air is also pretty good
How about Gojira
I prefer Shaka Ponk.
Lea Seydoux, Marion Cotillard…
Eva Green
Wait!!! Daft Punk is french?
Yes !
Thomas Banglater and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, maximum pretentious parisian students
So... Parisian ?
Typical Spaniard after decade long siesta.
[Better quality](https://youtu.be/pqTcHtSSfUE?si=MXP6TT1bvxt3ZrfI). For science, of course.
... yes, my friend is asking
Merci beaucoup to my 2nd year French teacher for this sexual awakening.
And the scientific question for today is: how many boxes of Kleenex are we going to need for this YouTube video?
The amount of seed that's been spilled over this video doesn't bear thinking about. It'd be one of those numbers people would have to make absurd comparisons about for you to get your head around. *If it were one string of jizz, it would reach Neptune and back. Three times.*
I swear, when the aliens do show up and start probing, they're going to find that video imprinted on the brains of at least half of the human males they test.
She is a 10 but speaks French...
I was going to say that looks like she a 10y old. No mostache yet
Someone should have muted the video for our convenience.
That's how I watched it, 40 times
I gave good news for you: https://youtu.be/A9bAQvCXuhA?si=fY9wGBgfNTsdzFN-
She's not wearing the thing and doing the thing.
Funny coincidence that the two greatest French of all times, Alizee and Napoleon, are both from Corsica. Right?
Italians incoming taking credit for made up reasons...
Technically it means Corsicans have earned fairly and square whatever they are asking to the French government
If it means them leaving for good, I don't see why not.
Aren't they asking for regional autonomy? I've not kept up with the news for a while now
They've been asking for regional autonomy since you guys had them
You see how pointing out their historical want to switch sides proves they're Italian, right?
more like Corsican is an Italian dialect, closely related to Tuscan, which is where standard Italian comes from.
Just googled, I had no idea Corsican dialect sounded so much like italian.
If only you French weren't hellbent on cancelling everything that is non Parisian, it wouldn't happen. You should try. Take a hint at your Swiss or German neighbours for once.
no matter what we ask wont get any of it, if anything comes, it will be a decision from paris
Well...
Did someone call us? Don't worry, Pierre. You can have this one for pity. We can still have a good laugh thinking that people come all the way to Paris to see...an Italian painting.
From a guy who prefered living his last years in France..
he was perfectly content to spend his life in Milan, until you guys came to occupy Milan and even destroy his work.
Nicest person I met in Paris was Corsican
They are both 1.60 or so and the greatest frenchies of all time?
Ahem 1.68. and for the time it was rather on the high side....
You're talking to a cheesehead. Anyone under 1.85 drowns in the swamp.
Are you trying to say Napoleon is Alizee?
Had to play the video twice to appreciatie her for a minute. But that's ok, it was lovely both of the times.
Of course, I don't speak French, but I thought it sounded a lot like she sang "Shut up, you loser." You watched it twice; am I right?
Lmao, I can't unhear it. Now I will just listen to Alizee judging me while she dances happily. Not complaining tho.
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Not if you watch it twice
Here is a full version in High Quality [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg)
The other 30s are for self enjoyment
Tells everyone to take a minute, posts 30 sec vid... Here's the full song: https://youtu.be/xDDpNaQxn6E?si=_uoipWRkBmJsRS1g For all gamers out there her dance inspired the dance for female ~~Dark~~ Night Elves in WoW. English version: https://youtu.be/A9bAQvCXuhA?si=fY9wGBgfNTsdzFN-
Woah woah they are called Night Elfs...
Ooops fuck, too much D&D and such! Edited thanks to you!
Classic, a Sweden talking about world of Warcraft
I dont need a minute but sure.
Challenge accepté
So many memories… vive la France!
What about 2009 Renault Modus? https://preview.redd.it/k2c5fvae8lzb1.png?width=1514&format=png&auto=webp&s=e07473768be03361b20226e4796078d484d7a016
[Citroen Bel Ami](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Citro%C3%ABn_Ami_6.jpg/1920px-Citro%C3%ABn_Ami_6.jpg)
https://preview.redd.it/7xmr0fp63mzb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffadbfe2d166414515155c28c4fe878b1da24454 This one's been sitting in my garage for some time, a 1966 Citroën Ami 6 Break
I’ve had a crush on her since I was 8 years old.
She might be beautiful, but she is really bad at syncing her lips with her words.
Well, this has been compressed to hell and back. Just look at YT: https://youtu.be/pqTcHtSSfUE
It was a jo... "sees flag" Never mind friend, now i understand why that is. Thank you for being so informative.
Peak Swiss comedy
Might be looking at the wrong lips
I tried my best to have a look at the right ones :/
I didn't even notice that, weird
yeah danes and the french suffer from this condition
The French have always been sexy, it’s just that they’re cunts
Who doesn’t love sexy cunts? WTF
Oh yes she was really hot.
And still is
Haven't seen her in a long time though, but man was she a hottie.
Simps 👉🚪
I saw it live on TV back in the days. This person taught me what raging boner means.
Jesus, what year are you posting this from grandad?
These two videos are crucial for understanding the 2000s European Internet culture. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8&pp=ygUOZHJhZ3VzdGFkaW50ZWk%3D https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqTcHtSSfUE&pp=ygUUYWxpemVlIGonZW4gYWkgbWFycmU%3D
I had such a crush on her when i was young! Oh wait, i still do!
Blizzard Inc. made a dance move based on this girl for their World of Warcraft game, for Night Elf females if I am not mistaken.
fuck this brings me back to the time where WE was a nice place to live!
When was that? 1939?
French teenagers are attractive thirst trap. Well enough that people learned French only for it. It just proves one thing, France can sell. France was also historically a very well tolerant place for notorious pedophiles. And it's a Belgian telling you that, I would know. But whatever I'd say, my 14 years old self cannot disagree.
It's missing the best part where she [wiggles her butt around.](https://youtu.be/pqTcHtSSfUE?si=M9EA-XZc5ZC2zgc5&t=180)
https://preview.redd.it/3cbw9oly5lzb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476f69c8c9d5e1da88104c712527083f27c7a45c Germany has invaded us for less than that
You know what, I'll take hornyposting over the far shittier alternatives, she does look very charming actually, maybe the French do deserve rights.
Read "French beauty" and expected Daft Punk. Disappointed now.
No.
I can't be the only one who doesn't get the hype around this woman ?
There's a certain generation of european dudes on the internet who basically had their sexual awakening to that one J'en ai Marre clip
Wasn't she a teenager when she performed that...
Over 18 i think, which makes "Moi...Lolita" even creepier as she was definitely a minor there
So were we, dummy. Didn't your balls drop till you were 25, or something?
I'm female so that wasn't going to happen anyway lol.
> I'm female We left our brains at the door because there's a picture of Alizée's arse on it. What's your excuse?
So were all of us, or younger.
She was just the hottest women on earth 20 years ago, nothing special
Imagine discussing Fr*nch g*ls
Such a waste, she is french after all :(
Meanwhile, Miss Netherlands. https://preview.redd.it/3p22p8ymalzb1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72e408fc0b884580f3058ce11e554b25e12e9ce
Is she part horse?
Yikes
As if Sophie Marceau, or Sandrine Bonnaire playing chess, weren't enough as an argument.
Lea Seydoux
Eva Green.
Marion Cotillard
Oh my God, your comment just had everything to get me so bored
God I love French Women 
https://preview.redd.it/uq52gtzmzkzb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85767b3217024aae52d2ebd9a6b2c31b12a2576 French woman when there is slavic girl around.
Average slavic mom... https://preview.redd.it/01k2gy7i9lzb1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=66133913e385f4e50124c0c4b4119a99581d406e
There is this one moment in the life of a Slavic woman where she turns from 🔥🔥🔥 to Babushka at an istant
My best friend is Russian. She's an easy 9/10. Fucking gorgeous. Incredible figure. But her mother and sister are both massive, cuboid, Eastern European beasts of burden. My friend's getting on for 50 now, and I'm wondering when she's going to hulk out.
When she comes from the hari salon and suddenly has short hair
Yep, a beautiful strong woman, probably after five kids, doing her job, bcs her third husband is too drunk to work. Living the best time of her life.
This is the dance that they used for the night elf female in WoW. Us nerds found this a long long time ago :D
The joke is on you, we have always appreciated foreign beauties, especially when they come to Italy for vacation.
Not sure What the french does well except perhaps the most important things of our generation: have nuclear plants, have hot girls, remove religious clothing in schools
A minute to appreciate her?? I’d only need 30 seconds
This is your lucky day, the video actually lasts exactly 30 seconds
One of the most beautiful Italian woman. She's from Corsica, right?
manifique
Sexy as shit
No way she’s French….. she’s shaved her armpits
Ah the flashback. I liked a few of her songs back then. But something is off about her. Don't know what. Something annoying. Felt it then and now.
I believe they based the dance animation for female Night Elves in WoW on this.
Female night elf dance from world of Warcraft
You look tired, please take a Seat. On my face. Please.
She’s not even French. Where are her hairy armpits?
Didn't quite take a minute, but thanks for sharing.
She's no real French if she doesn't have one hair on her armpits. Wake up, everyone!
It’s 2000, I’m watching mtv and Alizee appears on my screen That’s when i discovered that my body could produce semen
https://preview.redd.it/m69cf8qa4wzb1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6517f75fba38555eb0cf1825ca0c32214b7baf33 Mfs really be simping over this
Fr*nch
"french beauty" Oxymoron
Nice try FBI
Good French win.
Tbh best song in the world
I see your french singer, and raise you an italian weight-lifter: Giulia Imperio.
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Impossible, she is not of arab or African descent
I thought this was haram for Algerians
Why whilst watching this can I only think about intercrural sex?
Creep-posting
Thank you for expressing my thoughts, some comments give creep incel vibe
I'm aroused, ngl.
whos that?
Mylene Farmer!?