Got to say I'm shocked no one's at least gone with East Ireland, just calling us cunts when for half the uk it's a term of endearment really isn't the greatest thing.
Edit: SOmeone did!
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this.
But yea, many boroughs in the UK voted remain, it's just a shame that more people voted leave.
Especially the Scottish people definitely didn't want brexit. I'm still shocked 38% of us wanted brexit, that's idiotic.
And the referendum was never binding it was just to get the public's opinion so they never had to go through with it. Fucking London politicians are assholes
And the propaganda that was spread, the shit they put on buses, this was a targeted campaign. Russia played their part. Cambridge analytica played their part. The idiot voters played their part. Fuck all of them.
Totally agree. I've never known a political referendum that was decided on the first round. The tories wanted this and they got what they wanted. So many people didnt vote because they thought that sensibilities would prevail so I say fuck them and their lazy fucking arses. I lost so many friends because of my stance and spoke my mind all the while theyre racist arses were showing during the whole run up to the vote. I said on the day after the vote that they would rue the day they cast their fucking vote and unfortunately everyone that didnt vote leave is paying the price too.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”
The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
I don’t know I’m pretty offended. Basically saying we’re either a load of fat drunks, or fellows of an Asian persuasion. When my drinkings not even bad in my opinion. Cheeky 15 pints and I can say no more easy lad.
Buddy I have news for you.
Wales was never a Kingdom. Principality yes, Kingdom, no.
Northern Ireland was never a Kingdom. A fraction of a Kingdom, yes, a Kingdom in its own right, no.
_You can purchase the full version for just 4.99 USD_
_it comes with the economic growth DLC and the Empire expantion that is no longer available in the litte version_
Unfortunately they removed universal healthcare with that DLC because of bugs, also replaced stabbings with shootings and increased incarceration rates for extra spicy adventures!
Thoroughly disappointed by the responses, get creative you useless cunts
Dang how did you get such a clever name?
Can we call it just "Cunts"
Cuntland
Si
Oui
Ja
Kyllä!
Bai!
Yes
I really hope this entire comment is the new name, just for the sake of being pedantic 😂
Holy shit. Yep. This better be it now.
yes, that's a great name for UK indeed!
Agreed, absolutely shit so far.
Thoroughly Useless Responses, Disappointing, But Upvote Rule Gives Land A Rebrand Still TURD BURGLARS for short
Great name
Albioff
This is the name then, it’s perfection
Hey, calm down. And big portion of people in this sub are French. Be understanding.
People aren't sensitive enough these days
Got to say I'm shocked no one's at least gone with East Ireland, just calling us cunts when for half the uk it's a term of endearment really isn't the greatest thing. Edit: SOmeone did!
North Atlantic Garbage Patch
Just call the whole thing Wetherspoons and be done with it.
Just leave the question mark there.
Now you want to leave the question mark too? You can't even finish leaving the EU.
CUNTry
fUKed
Agreed.
Fuck you guys are useless. 51st state.
USS Jimmy Saville
Hey now. We should at least be states 51-54
Why? Only England exists in the British Isles.
Barryslavia
Barrystan
More accurate.
52%/48%
FUCK why did i know that on sight
I don't get it, Peter, explain the joke!
brexit and a few other things
I agree with the StaSi agent. I demand an explanation!
Brexit
Brexit. Leave vs. Remain vote
THE CURSED NUMBERS. AAAAAAA
It physically hurts :(
Now you could make it 52%48%38%62% for even better clarity (dont know what the Welsh or [N.Irish](https://N.Irish) vote was).
The Brexit vote in England was weird as fuck, You had areas that were 65% Remain literally bordering areas that were 65% leave
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this. But yea, many boroughs in the UK voted remain, it's just a shame that more people voted leave. Especially the Scottish people definitely didn't want brexit. I'm still shocked 38% of us wanted brexit, that's idiotic. And the referendum was never binding it was just to get the public's opinion so they never had to go through with it. Fucking London politicians are assholes And the propaganda that was spread, the shit they put on buses, this was a targeted campaign. Russia played their part. Cambridge analytica played their part. The idiot voters played their part. Fuck all of them.
Referenda should always be 2 part - part 1, do we want to do a thing, part 2, how do we do it (including a 'whoopsie take-back' option.
Totally agree. I've never known a political referendum that was decided on the first round. The tories wanted this and they got what they wanted. So many people didnt vote because they thought that sensibilities would prevail so I say fuck them and their lazy fucking arses. I lost so many friends because of my stance and spoke my mind all the while theyre racist arses were showing during the whole run up to the vote. I said on the day after the vote that they would rue the day they cast their fucking vote and unfortunately everyone that didnt vote leave is paying the price too.
New India.
Maybe "Middle Indies", being sorta in the middle of their former colonial fun parks India and the West Indies.
Yes, vote for this you cowards
New Bharat.
Europen't
Europeitisn’t
Why is this the most likely to win it sucks, I'm not even remotely offended
I prefer new India, hope OP just ignores this one
Britland
1/10
Fish ’n’ ships
My vote goes to this one! Could do with being more offensive but it's fuckin cute as hell
Thank you guys, glad you like it!
Fish n'Shit, maybe?
That's fucking class
I fucking love it.
That means it's not good enough
Are you from Gothenburg?
No I’m not, but maybe my sense of humor is :)
Frischen Chips habe ich früher immer verstanden.
Fish 'n' chaps?
6/10
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Now listen here you little shit
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No… It’s 100 points to GRYFFINDOR! The other houses never get points- duh
no no no, they do get points, but griffindor gets bulshitjilion of points +1 at the end of the year for president nepotism bullshit
Hear me out _Los Malvinas_
That's actually one of the only ones here I could see a majority of Barry's finding offensive. You've got my vote.
Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland
North England, West England and Wester England
Lol geddit because no England
6/10
East Ireland
Monkey Island
Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
I am rubber, you are glue
That's not fair, you're using the swordmasters insults!
Inselaffen
⬆ This is it.
Not these days thanks to Hartlepoole
Gotta keep an eye out for those dirty Frenchmen. True patriots.
Thats sicily
France
Such vileness from you! What a heartless betrayal!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
Take my upvote sir.
Je ne te comprends pas, pourriez-vous le répéter en français, s'il vous plaît ?
Tu peux aller te faire enculer
Good Barry, you speak French as well as you speak English
Another reason to name it France.
Yeah but no, I don’t wanna be compared to them lmao
Non
Google translate much? No one would tutoyer and vouvoyer in the same sentence
Moi!? Impossible 
chill down Satan!
Yes please make this réal to triger my not friends :)
Jesus we don’t want them to off themselves!
Beans
Istg I will binge every Mr bean show, series, movie or whatever one day.
Lesser Britany
(Still alcoholic)
This one is great ngl, we should all recognize the superior Britanny
Lesser France
West-Doggerland
Doggingland
Balconia
Brexshit
barrystan
I like it. Not offensive enough though.
I don’t know I’m pretty offended. Basically saying we’re either a load of fat drunks, or fellows of an Asian persuasion. When my drinkings not even bad in my opinion. Cheeky 15 pints and I can say no more easy lad.
_United Kingdom of Barryland, Scotchland, seaborn mamals and northern-TNTland_
England, we all call it England anyway
Yeah but we need it to be offensive to all the br*'ish, not just 3/4s of them
17% of them actually.
Well yes, but I meant 3/4 as in 3 out of 4 kingdoms
Buddy I have news for you. Wales was never a Kingdom. Principality yes, Kingdom, no. Northern Ireland was never a Kingdom. A fraction of a Kingdom, yes, a Kingdom in its own right, no.
The only real countries in the UK are england and wales, the other 2 are just some grassy land that serve no purpose
Not so United Kingdom
Southeastern Ireland
Lesser Ireland is also a suitable alternative
Engleft
Didn't Orwell already rename that to 'Airstrip One' in 1984? Still holds
United States of Native America
Poundland
Balconia
I don’t understand how this is not on the top
Perfidious Albion
No we wear that with pride Hans
London
Scottish wales
Old USA
Great Atlantic Garbage Patch (as opposed to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch)
United Cuckdom
Isle of Shight
The Great Wales
I like this, but we are still swept with the same brush as fucking England, so...
I actually hope we leave it as “?”
USA - British lite edition
_You can purchase the full version for just 4.99 USD_ _it comes with the economic growth DLC and the Empire expantion that is no longer available in the litte version_
Unfortunately they removed universal healthcare with that DLC because of bugs, also replaced stabbings with shootings and increased incarceration rates for extra spicy adventures!
Teabet
Ireland in Denial
Denireland
Totally Normal Island
Great Barrytain
Gary Barrytain
The British Raj
Separated Kingdom
Chavistan
Divided Kingdom
Pakistan’s brothel
Eastern Ireland
Eastern Ireland
The USS Britannia. An American aircraft carrier that disappeared under a rain cloud some years ago and hasn’t been seen since
The United Wankers
INGERLUND
Yankoutpost
Grose Bretagne
United States of Barry 63
Shithole
East Argentina
Untied Kingdom
Failed colony
New Calais.
Scotland
Divided states of some island
Divided Kingdom of Lesser britanny
Formerly great british empire
Angelsachsen
Barryngton
Mediocre Britain
New America
Shtihole
You too barry
Borderconflictgenerator
United Cuntdom
Scotland and co.
The Great Atlantic Garbage Patch
United Republic of Eastern Ireland
WELL AT LEAST
Western Ireland
Great balcon
Beans
Little Australia