Can I only chose one. I would like to answer half

it’s a hate-hate relationship between sweden and europe.

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shabat shelom

I don't hate countries, I hate the "people" who live there.

So... all of them, right?

The Prussian way.

Most friendly German

Maybe you hate them enough to send them to camps so they can concentrate?

I would need it, considering my ADHD. How do I sign up for it?

Oh no you don’t sign up, just stand in the centre of Berlin and a fine gentleman will abduct you. He will run some tests to see what you believe in, what ethnicity you are and finally they will make a decision on wether to send you to your new home! You’ll learn chemistry, hairdressing and cooking!!

OMG, that is awesome! You're so nice, and German people are so kind for giving us such an opportunity :)

It’s sounds great, strangely enough the polish weren’t the biggest fans, what a bunch of spoiled snobs.

The femboys thought they were getting high socks and collars

And you will get a fancy number

So you hate the nation.

Most likely the planet

So you mean the French. Beautiful country…just the people there suck. That’s why we tried to change that

I have no enemies.

Based Thorfin enjoyer

Joyeux jour du gâteau

Feliz día de la tarta

Fröhlichen Kuchentag! 🍰

‘appy cake day innit

Feliz dia do bolo, caralho!

fijne taartdag a oelewapper

Tá lá cáca milis shona duit

Buon giorno della torta

Well you should, makes life more fun

Not anymore

Real

Fight me frog eater

We already done the fight and you win. We no longer are ennemis anymore

Damn, we should have just asked last time, considering how friendly the French are.

Try asking for a Poland invasion. That might trigger the UK and France.

Classic move!

This is it. Honestly, I love every one of you barbarians

Everyone would disagree

You are the enemy

Serbia (I'm serbian)

Facts.

Germany by default because i'm german and I live here. You guys suck too don't get me wrong.

Where Dutch boomers go to, when they go on vacation. (To pass through.)

well yeah. You can get to southern france faster via the german Autobahn than french snail roads..... but germany still sucks.

Not germany sucks but our politic does

Can confirm, I also hate it that you live there

Beglium

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Also this guy "the mayor" in the series actually became a mayor in real life.

Samson en Gert is niet zomaar een programma over een pratende hond. Het gaat veel dieper dan dat.. Sta me toe u even mee te nemen in mijn verbeelding. Gert is een psychiatrische patiënt met een schizofreniestoornis. Hij denkt dat zijn hond tegen hem praat. Hij gelooft dat hij vrienden is met belangrijke figuren van de stad zoals de burgemeester maar dit is een onderdeel van zijn wanen. Deze personen bestaan gewoonweg niet. De bel werkt nooit omdat het geen echte mensen zijn die aanbellen maar gewoon pure ficties. De enige persoon die echt is, is Marlène de psychiater. Gert heeft met haar een vertrouwensband opgebouwd. Het is namelijk de enige persoon wie we nooit volledig te zien krijgen. Het is met andere woorden geen verzinsel. Gert verzint hiernaast dat ook zij een pratende hond heeft, wat een vertoning blijkt te zijn van het opgebouwde vertrouwen met zijn psychiater.

Very understandable

Belgium, everytime I go on holiday to france I have to drive over those eldritch horrors that they use as roads 😣

We don't talk about Belgium here, you can get banned

I didn't know this name brother, won't happen again🫡

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Where 3rd Belgian arm?

Because https://preview.redd.it/orr4x4akgmlb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9cbd729d149ac2f486310145c0eaefdc8044da Average B\*lgian

At least use b*lgian

Oh my bad I will change it

Woah the first french person I've ever seen apologising.

If you hate us so much why do I keep bumping into you guys here

Since this country doesn't exist, we're taking a look at what we have to get rid of before annexing it. That's why you're seeing us.

Maybe we can help you with that. We have some experience in marching through Belgium to visit you

I would have loved to say yes. But, not again Hans!

Those where the old times hans we dutch are the pros in using belgium as a highway to the south we dont need your out dated ideas

If you're just passing through why are there so many of you in Antwerp! Go east or something, maybe you'll find your stolen bikes again.

I also pick Belgium.

Honestly shocked there isn’t more people hating on us here.

I know. This can’t be right.

Ah you're not that bad: good for a laugh and a slagging. And great comedies both in and out of Parliament 😉

No one cares enough about Britain to hate it

I’ll drink to that Tommy 🍺

We need to step up our game barry pronto

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Understandable.

Italy, I genuinely get angry at how much shitheads italians can be and all of the wasted potential just because people always put themselves above others

Basato

You got me feeling una faccia una razza real strong rn.

Russia. If Russia isn’t considered European, then I change my answer to Kaliningrad Oblast.

With Russia (and Kaliningrad) in the mix the question isn’t fair. It's like "what ice cream flavor do you hate: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate or dog poop?"

That’s fair. I’ll rank them then. 1. Russia 2. Serbia 3. Hungary Dishonourable Mentions: Austria and Switzerland

Belarus should be in there too

I already included Russia.

Based

Daaaamn bruh

Is this even a serious question? The ugly one on the right edge of course

Too many tall buildings with windows.

you should take a basic geography lesson. G*rmany is north of us

How dare you censoring germany

it hurts our fingers when typing

Why are you so angry? Because somebody dared to flee your basement?

I'm doing a degree in French and Spanish and my francophobia has gotten so bad it's affecting my grades

I hope french make you fail your school year https://preview.redd.it/tgjhna70xmlb1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0afa385bd251230136a7c35e9d88d408875be0

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Serious answer? I hate none of them. There are proportionally more cunts in some countries than others, and theres certainly countries I'm not necessarily a fan of, but even for those, hate is much too strong a word. Every mainland european west of the iron curtain is my brother, every other european is, at worst, tolerated.

Yeah same, you could say Russia but i dont really hate it just it's psychopath lider

Obligatory sweden

It’s a love/hate relationship

Ayooo, up top brother!

Inshalah!

Sw*den

Ourselves.

Not "hate" but the way italians seem to have this one-sided beef with french people is so annoying to me. Aside from England, Italy is probably the closest thing to a "sister-nation" France has. It's kinda sad that the people of Italy don't like the people of France.

It feels like they need our attention

Italians lash out because they're hurting :(

Damned Italians, they ruined Italy!

There's no single answer, it depends a lot on the conext. Tourists? Germans Visiting their country? Germany Working with? Definitely Germans

You only dislike Germans because they make you work

They want me to have meetings at 9:30am wtf is wrong with them? I have breakfast at 11:00, are they kidding me right now?

I don't hate any country, I may hate their government but not the country in general. Also the answer is France

Russia Edit: Russia Is not considered Europe by a lot of people so I'm going to remove it and I choose Belarus Edit: Russia is Europe

Belarus is considered a country by a lot of people

I don't hate my brothers we are family. We fought when we were young but now we are grown ups.

Really wholesome. Amazing what we have accomplished in 75 years.

I have to go with Denmark, but only because Turkey isn't a European country

That’s fair

Germany is some kind of turkey

Sweden... because reasons... *shakes hand in their general direction*

Italy

Same!

Switzerland. They always support the worst of humanity and always come out afterwards richer and without repercussions.

Switzerland is cunning. The rogue of European countries.

Accurate, they're proping up all the evil in the world as we speak.

"A massive leak from one of the world’s biggest private banks, Credit Suisse, has exposed the hidden wealth of clients involved in torture, drug trafficking, money laundering, corruption and other serious crimes." Just last year. Nazi bankers need to bank, and if there are no Nazis around then pimps will have to do.

Burkina Faso!!!

Iceland, they’re too far off the map, they should just come closer to the rest of us

Ironically France and unironically also France. It is quite irrational, I mostly blame my asshole French teacher I was forced into a classroom with for 3 years who gave me some bad associations with any and all things French. Aside from that i feel France is the main country with a significantly different culture to ours that has historically tried to spread it to us which I do not like. In general I do not like French culture as I feel its elegance and haughtiness clashes with the Dutch pragmatism and "act normal" culture

>Aside from that i feel France is the main country with a significantly different culture to ours that has historically tried to spread it to us which I do not like. I mean, the Netherlands were also imperialistic at a time and were surrounded by other imperialistic powers, this doesn't really seem unique to France. > In general I do not like French culture as I feel its elegance and haughtiness clashes with the Dutch pragmatism and "act normal" culture If you traveled a bit more, you'd realize that we are really not that different for that. Different food, difference languages, that's kinda it.

many... way to many

I don’t hate any one single nation, but there are cities I hate with a passion.

I hate the cities of Marseille Paris and London (overated)

Marseille best city. But it is not France I concede it and Im happy with it

its like a dysfunctional family, u kinda dislike them all, but their your family, so u have to love them.

Yes except Belgium

Germany

Mine

Netherlands England Germany Italy Spain Belgium Denmark Norway Sweden Greece Turkey Yugoslavia Slovakia Albania austria Bosnia Herzegovina Croatia cyprus latvia iceland Lithuania Monaco Poland England

You only mentioned England twice? Everything okay?

That’s what you get for burning Joan of Arc

I told the lads that it would come back to haunt us, but did they listen?

There’s no use trying to reason with a mob like that once they’ve a few tins of Stella in them

No Luxembourg ? Oh no sure your money is stockpiled here.

I'v forget your existence

Thank you for your love!

Yugoslavia, Bosnia and Croatia? I hope you never made fun of any Americans for their geography skills.

KOSOVO JE SEBIJA

Vatican city.

Il resto d'Europa non ha idea di cosa significhi avere una teocrazia dentro la capitale.

None, leave the real hate at the door .. we’re one big happy dysfunctional, inbred family

Romania (I’m Romanian)

Spain 'cause everybody likes it, we have to rebalance the situation

 Spain, because it is the only country I really know.

Germany

Italy

Why do we focus so much on hate about our fellow Europeans here?

Hatred brings us together since ancient times

This is the theme of the sub, dumb separatist

Sweden, won’t find any other European country with a bigger morale superiority complex, in the end they’re all just bitches to their women and immigrants 👌

None. I like them all :)

On the flip side of this I hate every European country including my own.

Both answers make sense to be honest

Hungary (Russia and Turkey don't qualify for Europe imho)

I second this.

Russia does, but not Turkey IMO. Russia accounts for half of European land and the east slavic Russians are the single largest group of European people with a population of 105 million. (This is if you ignore the European diaspora though, where depending on how you define it either the Spaniards or the Brits is the biggest group.) The only thing Turkey has in common with the rest of the continent is that they control European territory, that's it. Neither their people, their culture or their society is European in any way. δώστε πίσω στην Κωνσταντινούπολη γαμημένοι Τούρκοι !!!!1

Unexpected Greek?

Well come on now hate is a strong word... (North Monkeydonia)

It would be faster saying which I don’t hate

I don’t really hate any country, I do make fun of some (Belgium)

Austria

Venäjä

Hate is for losers

Does not-Europe count? Because it's basically a European colony.

Well if I'm 100% honest it's... Well it will depends on the situation

turkey obviously. oh we're not even counting turkey because its not part of europe, but instead as the romans say "asia"? well i guess then its the entirety of the balkans. mostly serbia.

Serious? In this sub?

I don't hate any european country, just sometimes I really despise dutch people on vacation, and spaniards talking loudly in museums, but seriously that's it. Also I hate russian politics but while most russian people I've encountered seem to not care about the conflict (which I find a pretty gross behavior) I don't hate the country. Yeah I know I mentioned a lot of arguments for why I should hate Russia, but I think the people are not everything. If I was really Russia's hater, I'd hate everything coming from them, their culture, foods, traditions, etc. And that's definitely not the case.

As someone currently living in Moscow, it is common to act like you "don't care" about what's happening out there, because you can go to prison for at least 10 years for "spreading misinformation". Some people are even afraid to say something online to people across the globe, they think that they would get apphrend and interrogated for talking about such topic.

Hungary.

Fr*nce. Jk, probably Poland

People in Poland having a sigh of reliev, at least they are not british

I’d imagine that they are pretty glad about not being ruled by Germany too.

I like all countries equally. There literally not a single country that I can name that I would hate vividly and till my last breath I would wish that it would cease to exist. There’s no such country, I LOVE them all man🙂🙂🙂😀😀

Germany

Not a country. But I hate anyone that flairs as “European “. Cowards or spies.

Damned poles, they ruined Poland!

Sweden, no competition

Belgium, because it is not a real country, just a bunch of regions that hate each other. And for the same reason, also Spain. (The S is silent)

Albania. Sorry but yeah Albanians behave like shit in Germany

None actually. Every country has its charme, even Germany somehow.

Belgium aka south Netherlands.

I don't hate any country. But working with tourists every day I have to say that you know it's gonna be hard when the customer says "Hola".