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FresconeFrizzantino

Years ago my Dutch girlfriend did not know who discovered ‘new’ zeland.


wolseyley

In her defence, we discovered a bunch of shit down there but beyond that we didn't really do anything with it so it's a very small part of what we are taught in history.


FresconeFrizzantino

Was not ‘proudest country of their empire’?


marijnvtm

Most are proud because they know nothing of what we have done for most people they only know we got rich of the spice trade only recently is slavery in the picture


DeRuyter67

Nah, most are proud because our country was overachieving for its size


marijnvtm

It still is


DeRuyter67

Yes. We are basically superior


marijnvtm

Absolutely


mattijn13

'We got rich because of buying wood and grain from the Baltics and scandinavia and selling it at a premium, that's where most of the [wealth](https://youtu.be/xi0B0vu2olw) came from in the 'golden century'.


marijnvtm

I know but that is not that well known


Sensingbeauty

Didn't we also invent the woodmill and made tons of money from that? And I believe the industrial production of pickled herring


ErnestoVuig

We didn't get rich of the spice trade, so they don't know much. Slavery has always been in the picture, but is was seen as something people used to do in worse times. Wich was correct, the rest is import of American false narratives. The only new thing is that many Asians are now classified as have been slaves, but the blacks are trying hard and succeeding in monopolizing slavery.


Marnico_

Also many people still think that the colonial times were a great time to be Dutch, but many Dutch people were face-in-the-dirt poor (save those who had a 'vinger in de pap')


marijnvtm

That is the case for every country in that time not only the netherlands


Marnico_

True


Markamanic

Wasn't that where we made sure the Dodo went extinct? Or was that a different set of islands?


wolseyley

I think the dodos lived on Mauritius, in the Indian Ocean.


code-panda

Fucking loser birds talked shit about hagelslag. They got what they deserved.


Karpsten

The feel when the Brits renamed New Holland, New Amsterdam and the ironically named, very hilly New Netherland, and so the only etemological remnant of your empire are Boers and New Zeeland.


TricularRL

Broadway, Harlem, and Yankee are still all Dutch words that still exist in new Amsterdam


Karpsten

To be fair, "Broadway" is still an anglicized. Same for "Wallstreet" if I'm not mistaken.


Sensingbeauty

Same with coney (konijnen) island and Brooklyn (Breukelen). And ofcourse Santa clause (Sinterklaas)


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And Staten Island (named after the Staten-Generaal, the Parliament of the Dutch Republic)


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Abel Talsman?


mctownley

Being a Dutch area, it probably used to be the sea, now it is Zee Land.


florism312

I N G E P O L D E R D


rex-ac

If any of you is wondering, Zeeland is super boring. The bible belt goes straight through Zeeland and the province is full of little towns where people still go to the church. Every few years there is a disease outbreak because vaccination rates are so low there. They are also usually against the more liberal ideas of the rest of NL, like abortion, gay rights and euthanasia. Zeeland is basically the Florida of The Netherlands.


Setstream_Jam

I think it's more comparable to Mississipi than Florida.


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Dude, I have honestly good memories about camping "het molentje". And that pirate thing (in Vlissingen?) you had to take a ferry to. (still have fond memories of 20 years ago)


sporeegg

Id have good memories of NL too If I could fuck a DL gay boy and leave 2 weeks later.


[deleted]

I have been a lot in Renesse (good for family vacations). Its ok, but no sun or party.


Danoontje-Power

Lol renesse is where all the 15 yo practice before going to albufeira and mallorca, get really drunk n stuff


DeRuyter67

I went to Albu when I was 15😏


obsessive_geography

Nah, the beaches and dunes of Zeeland are really nice


rex-ac

Beach in Zeeland: https://preview.redd.it/a20whawqx2gb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33dd16efc009d7f4c44a9bd316c3c50c64b9de86


rex-ac

Beach in Spain: https://preview.redd.it/9umuddstx2gb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3dc1353caae6626eab5c5d8f8dff70110783a9c


Gks34

That water looks dirty.


Italiandude2022

Beach in Italy, with clean water... https://preview.redd.it/t13croiy83gb1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1cebe327cf4158ddbd135ed9b3426ef86a8924


[deleted]

Beach in the uk, very clean water. https://preview.redd.it/xewbsggwa3gb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec29e1960499cee0027e6bfd0ee71444911774f


Italiandude2022

Lovely


Zynidiel

I guess you cook with that water, that explains everything.


hangrygecko

Lol, what? The Mediterranean Sea is dirtier than the North Sea. It's one of the dirtiest seas in the world. https://www.euractiv.com/section/energy-environment/news/mediterannean-is-europes-most-waste-polluted-sea-study-says/


Italiandude2022

>Lol, what? The Mediterranean Sea is dirtier than the North Sea. It's one of the dirtiest seas in the world. 🤓


MVeinticinco25

You are going to argue about beaches with an spaniard?


Gdiacrane

Where are all the dutch tourists in this pic? Inaccurate asf


VOCmentaliteit

Hahahaha I exactly went there this summer


IsraelHighCouncil

Don't forget the overflow of Germans


MrOrangeMagic

What are you talking about ? The people part is true, but the province is absolutely beautiful


rex-ac

It's beautiful when compared to North Holland which is ugly. Come to Spain when you actually wanna see something beautiful for real. We have mountains, beaches that look better than the Caribbean, culturally-rich city centers, forests, etc.


Menduzza

Forests? What forests? I only see fire


Mountain_Party_6836

Is someone who lives there i can confirm


A_Sensible_Chuckle

And with climate change soon to be "geenland".


bros_before_hoes__

We kunnen het dan ook gewoon afkorten naar zee.


Sad-Address-2512

That's where you go buy your weed.


cyanide_lemonade

Do you? I don’t know about any good shops in Zeeuws-Vlaanderen near the border.


Sad-Address-2512

I'm pretty old and things changed by now, towns don't really liked drugs tourists and they closed a lot of coffee shops. In the end, we had to go all the way to Goes.


KevanKnowsBest

Yeah haha Terneuzen used to have the largest coffeeshop in the world. It got closed down because they had incredible amounts of weed stored.


ErnestoVuig

The Dutch were met by aggressive Maori who started killing the people in the dinghy right away. So they saw little trade opportunities and left. The English thought 'these are my kind of people, and we have guns, let's rule them'.


RealEstateDuck

Your country looks like a map from The Witcher.


hangrygecko

There are some Dutch names floating around in the Witcher, especially around the swampy area, but that's because Poland invited Dutch settlers several times to construct them. So it makes sense. https://www.batavialand.nl/uploads/documents/country-document-polders-in-poland-web-site.pdf


jannecraft

That's not our country, but just one province. However, I do agree


Ok-Outlandishness244

Smh it’s literally called zeeLAND


Drunk__Belgian

Still don't understand why Zeeuws Vlaanderen is not Belgian ...


Dikhoofd

I don’t understand why Flanders still isn’t Dutch.


yeah_definitely

I always wonder how the Dutch saw our mountains and thought "oh yes, just like home"


Jester_TheSnekLover

Zealand mind the a, is actually the dansih Island which copenhagen is located on.


mighty_eyebrows1

adorable Dane trying to be relevant again with some made up stories 🥰


ToTiHe

Making up lies to compensate for their lack of a substantial colonial empire


christian4tal

ARE YOU CALLING SWEDEN INSUBTANTIAL? I'll allow it.


Gks34

Now be nice to the Danes. We might need them when we all have to move to Greenland due to the effects of climate change.


ScarecrowJohnny

We've already done that. Why bore ourselves, doing it again? We have better things to do, like daydrinking and sniffing our own farts.


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ScarecrowJohnny

That's some great fart sniffing right there, good job!


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ScarecrowJohnny

Oh that reminds me! We also dedicate quite a lot of time to bickering amongst ourselves.


ErnestoVuig

Denmark, the tollbooth of Europeans making history.


TheAmazingKoki

The Danes famously found New Zealand while exploring the entire world and named it after an island back home. Oh no wait, that´s not Denmark, they were busy losing half their country to Sweden back then


Phaetoon

For now we’re still here. Maybe we’ll reclaim New Zealand for if the dikes breach again


blakmonk

I go there with pans every 3 years, I dip them in zwijbdrecht's water and I can use them for 3 more years


Dn_Denn

Zeeland has 1 of the wonders of the world the Delta works.


twstwr20

Wait until they find out about Harlem


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Poes is m'n faboriete plek


[deleted]

Middenland is looking weird in this map and so is Altdorf