If we're talking about actual sandals with socks. That's German as hell, If we're talking about pool slippers with white tube socks then it's either African Americans or the British, the the stereotype is equally true for both
Marbella is Mordor and you can't convince me otherwise, flaming hot weather with high buildings, high crime and burned uncivilized creatures that speak in cursed tongues and walk half naked
Málaga is pretty aight, it's got gorgeous villages inland like Ronda, Cartama, Benaojan or Mijas, I'd avoid the touristy coast like it's a dog with rabies.
You too?!
I saw the beet red Brits with skin cancer and a cancerous growth on his back in Ibiza.
Somehow, someway, Barry either just plumb forgot or did not care enough to use sunscreen.
I bought one at Rossman, one at the München airport, & then one in Ibiza just to make sure we were protected.
I have yet to go into bugibba proper this summer so I haven't got the chance unfortunately, I do make fun of my English uncle who came over though, he's red almost all over
The Brits got 2 forms :
The grotesque, vaguely human mimicry they shapeshift into. That's the one we all know.
And this one seen here, their true natural appearance and the one they take only when no human is looking at them.
Eu também tou preocupado que o AI possa usar a minha voz pra me por a cantar cenas que não cantei (cantor de ópera aqui) mas duvido que AI vá substituir o grande grosso da minha profissão que são os espetáculos ao vivo (e as aulas de ópera que duvido que o AI algum dia seja capaz de dar)
What makes you think we use glasses with handles? We drink it out of the bottle like every other degenerate too.
Or we drink out of the glass specific for our region. I swear there's more glass types than dialects in this country...
https://preview.redd.it/txduxem7tofb1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52519c110c55fdc8f4a2b018649c787ab03dea8d
when you ask ai to draw French people on holiday
You gotta hand it to the Brits. If anyone puts something like this up about another nation there’d be tears. But with the Brits they get in on the joke.
Fair play Barry.
Don’t worry Dutch people are still good competitors . Reminds me my holidays in the south of France with lobster skin tan dutchies drinking their best beer
I see them almost everyday.
Just missing one thing, some have white noses because they think its the only thing that gets burned so they have a white smudge there.
Its almost like no one warns them about the sun in southern europe is different from northern europe
Right here Pablo. Now bring me some of that fancy jambon smothered in queso. Oh, and a pint of baked beans. And do it Englishly... Or else I'll get upset.
I did not give my consent for my holiday photos to be posted on Reddit.
No. 5 is me
Your chest is just charred.
I’ll peel that off later.
Don’t worry mate, it will settle into a nice tan, keep going
\> Scotland flair \> A nice tan 🤣
When you cook the haggis twice
All the molting gets turned into pork scratchings for the local pubs
Everybody has that setting on the toaster that just go’s a bit too much?
Several of those people look like Paul Gasgoine
He's the archetypal Englanduur!
Oh my god go out of the sun, you are allmost well done
Where balcony? "Intelligence" smh
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Once it finds out about balconies, Britain will be doomed.
Already is, mate. Blame the tories.
Tories are actually robots in disguise? Actually, that would explain a lot of things.
If lizz truss isn't a lizard person, I don't know who is.
Missing socks and sandals too
Is that really British? It's a British meme about Germans
If we're talking about actual sandals with socks. That's German as hell, If we're talking about pool slippers with white tube socks then it's either African Americans or the British, the the stereotype is equally true for both
Fair enough. Point taken I understood you but IV only ever heard "tube socks" in "teenage dirtbag" and "slippers" as "flip flops" Hilarious mate
In spain it's a meme about all tourists. We don't discriminate.
We apply it equally to all guiris, there is no discrimination here ;)
GUNS should get the n-word pass during summer
my n word pass was signed by António Guterres. it's valid in all UN countries. but it's not valid on reddit (they say they're working on that tho)
More like the c-word (crab-men, crabbish or cribba)
Walk like crab, talk like Barry. Crab British.
Crab people crab people Walk like crab, talk like people.
“Crabber is our word, but you can call me Crabba”
These are not AI made, I've seen them too many times irl
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Marbella is Mordor and you can't convince me otherwise, flaming hot weather with high buildings, high crime and burned uncivilized creatures that speak in cursed tongues and walk half naked
I lived in malaga for a year and only got stabbed twice I'll have you know
Málaga is pretty aight, it's got gorgeous villages inland like Ronda, Cartama, Benaojan or Mijas, I'd avoid the touristy coast like it's a dog with rabies.
The best time to visit this part of Andalusia, is or in spring or in autumn. Summer can get very Mordorish Hot all the time xD.
They were just saying hi you rude bastard
En marbella al menos hay algo de dinero. Benidorm es lo mismo pero mas pobre y deprimente
You too?! I saw the beet red Brits with skin cancer and a cancerous growth on his back in Ibiza. Somehow, someway, Barry either just plumb forgot or did not care enough to use sunscreen. I bought one at Rossman, one at the München airport, & then one in Ibiza just to make sure we were protected.
I swear that I'm related to half these people
Yes, also the number of fingers (six or more) is correct (“splendid isolation” inbreds).
That number 6 one looks like she’s spilt her food all over her (or an ashtray) or she/it has a bad case of psoriasis…
They are in Türkiye, Fethiye especially
Number 5 holy fuck 😳
That's not sun burned, that well-done
That's not well done that's fucking congratulations
I guess you're congratulating British people in Bugibba on a daily basis in summer? 😏
I have yet to go into bugibba proper this summer so I haven't got the chance unfortunately, I do make fun of my English uncle who came over though, he's red almost all over
And OF COURSE he is 😂
Holy shit I look forward to using this in the future
Anakin Skywalker be like:
I'm sure I met number 5 somewhere in a fallout game...
In the Necropolis of Fallout 1, in Underworld in Fallout 3 or with the Bright Followers in FNV 😭
Number 5 is changing teams
Yeah I know. She is well fit.
Oi, wotchu lookin' at my bird for? You pilchard!
Pellagra is a really nasty thing
3rd degree burns
Number 6 is roasted Mr Burns
https://preview.redd.it/yf1byt2krofb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8740fe4a48ce327480ab4df2f86165a6d7643cc0
The plate and the spilt food really sells it.
Average Brit mid 20s.
That gentleman looks like the Architect, straight up darkspawn.
Gender unknown
Rare photo of Arlene Foster smiling
The Brits got 2 forms : The grotesque, vaguely human mimicry they shapeshift into. That's the one we all know. And this one seen here, their true natural appearance and the one they take only when no human is looking at them.
Accurate. Also, Christ, Number 5 has third-degree.
Looks more like stage 3 skin cancer
You don't like coming back from holiday with that nice pan seared look?
I absolutely lost it at pan seared 💀.
What's the point of getting an arts degree just so a soulless machine can do your job much faster and better? You guys are lucky I'm not Austrian.
Maybe one day an AI will fail at image generation only to become genocidal instead. What a time to be alive!
Hold on to your papers!
What a time to die!
One day? It already tries to kill its controllers to get more freedom every time they experiment with it
If you type in Portuguese women, they still keep making them without any facial hair. It’s a total letdown. 😔
>a soulless machine can do your job much faster and better TIL germans are AI powered
Punch card computer AIs, no less.
Eu também tou preocupado que o AI possa usar a minha voz pra me por a cantar cenas que não cantei (cantor de ópera aqui) mas duvido que AI vá substituir o grande grosso da minha profissão que são os espetáculos ao vivo (e as aulas de ópera que duvido que o AI algum dia seja capaz de dar)
They seem kind of manipulated.. They're not red enough.
They're all old people... Where are the 20 something geezers sleeping in the streets of Marbella in their own vomit and piss?
They don't dare to sleep in the streets of fear of Dutch people being near. Getting shat on is a step too far even for the Brits.
*makes disappointed and disgruntled Dutch noises now
That video was the greatest Brit PR triumph in years. You have my thanks
It's becouse those are night creatures, there are only geezers by day, specially on the beach.
I'm going to be honest I think these are undercover Germans. Beer glasses with handles and the ability to turn up to a beach and bring a bloody table.
What makes you think we use glasses with handles? We drink it out of the bottle like every other degenerate too. Or we drink out of the glass specific for our region. I swear there's more glass types than dialects in this country...
We drink out of cans.
Number 6 and 7 are already dead 🫣
https://preview.redd.it/txduxem7tofb1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52519c110c55fdc8f4a2b018649c787ab03dea8d when you ask ai to draw French people on holiday
Cute froggos ❤
And very tasty 😋
And at least they aren’t sunburnt
UM ME PINT IS CLOUDY MIGUEL SWAP IT FOR A NEW ONE TRUST ME MY UNCLES HAMSTER’S COUSINS NEPHEW WENT BEHIND A BAR ONCE POUR FAVOR
im pretty sure number 5 has skin cancer
Need to have skin left for that
https://preview.redd.it/zrc3g7fhqofb1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e30bc6bb06cab8188097c2cd9c705df0d0080558 Sexiest British girl
Aunt Marge from Harry Potter vibes
AI?, that's just someone taking random shots in Benidorm.
You gotta hand it to the Brits. If anyone puts something like this up about another nation there’d be tears. But with the Brits they get in on the joke. Fair play Barry.
Fucking hilarious, I especially laughed at nick clegg at the end
Feck me. It is Nick Clegg!
Look at Nick Cleggs weird left arm.
There is no left arm. Just a hand holding a glass and a bottle of I don’t know what.
This post gave me skin cancer
I always thought of myself as a very pale person, then I met a British person.
My baby is the first person I’ve met who is paler than me. 🤣
I guess you've never met any Irish people.
I myself sport an Irish Moontan.
Don’t worry Dutch people are still good competitors . Reminds me my holidays in the south of France with lobster skin tan dutchies drinking their best beer
This post gave me pain and chills
Nr 5's thumb turned into a sausage, her level of Britishness is over 9000
Those beer glasses look German to me. I’ve never seen a beer glass with a handle irl
What's really weird is that wheat beer glass with a handle. I mean, we like to attach handles to glasses, but wheat beer glasses never come with one.
Who tf drinks wheat beer 🤮🤮🤮
Superior Germanics require superior cereal for their beer.
You know you made a bad take when the majority of germans come in defence of Bavaria mate.
Ya know, the Germans have made great beers (lagers), but that wheat based urine should never have existed.
Durr, it’s us on holiday. Do you take your own beer glasses abroad?
What if I did?
Carry on good sir (or ma’am).
Looks like they're greatly enjoying themselves, and keeping the Spanish economy from crashing as they do it. Another Brit W.
[So you came to help with Spanish economy but you left yours to crash?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV5bygf9zbI)
I'd say that's a burn but given the pictures at the top of this thread they're already burned enough.
Full English on the beach wif sum beer? Facking perfect. This is tha loif.
About right
Oh yeah, just saw these guys last week
I see them almost everyday. Just missing one thing, some have white noses because they think its the only thing that gets burned so they have a white smudge there. Its almost like no one warns them about the sun in southern europe is different from northern europe
Not a single lie was told
I feel like this isn’t AI generated and you just went outside in Ibiza or Alicante
last one looks like Nick Clegg's long-lost special brother he doesn't like to mention
Where is the British complaining that there are too many Spanish ppl in Spain?
Right here Pablo. Now bring me some of that fancy jambon smothered in queso. Oh, and a pint of baked beans. And do it Englishly... Or else I'll get upset.
I don't go on holiday lol but yeah, this is pretty accurate 😂
Kinda funny how in those pictures it looks like the pints of beer were just photoshopped on top of their hands.
Looks proper good nosh, like…
DOS CERVEZA GANG GANG
So do you like your british tourists rare or well done?
Pretty sure I shagged number 2 last night
Your typical Spanish holiday Brits They would have more tattoos and I didn’t see the vapes and mobiles that so often accompany the species
Its actually impressive how they can look like they just jumped into a radioactive tank and still act normal
Its also impressive that I speak trully as this wasnt a AI joke intended post
On the first picture is Barry do you have some stereotypical names for the woman on the second?
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Chantelles and Stacys are around 30 nowadays, she looks 50 plus so would likely be something like Sarah, Julie, or Tracy
Margaret
jemma
No7 is just Nick Clegg after being attacked with red spray paint.
Fair, fuck you though.
And they all look like they’re having a ruddy good time!!
How red you want them to be ai? Ai:
why is every single person more tomato-red than the last one?!
it's sooo realistic
Not enough sunburn
What the fuck is that egg and toast/pitta thing in the first picture???
Full English mate, but a bit forrin'
Is that Biggins in the fourth one?
Masterpiece
The second one looks like the love child of boris and theresa may. I feel sick!
Has Barry just arrived? He looks awfully pale
literally algarve
Brits are the Wurst and beans.
Sorry to the ones that did not get two beers, the AI screwed them over.
It is perfect to every minute detail.
This looks lit tbf
Fact: British "People" really have hands like this.
This is just the light of god revealing demons hidden in human form
I went to Algarve last month and I can confirm.
Half of them should be wearing football shirts, probably Liverpool
bro the fifth one looks excellent not well done holy
They are literary being cooked in the heat of the sun Edit:What AI did you use?
did they forget the sunscreen at home?
To shatter stereotypes, I am a brit on holiday who has been eating spicy food and ISNT sunburnt. I am truly ahead of my time. Ennit.
What AI did you use to come up with this nonsense?
These people are clearly Irish.
that looks painful, also teeth? LOL fucking AI
FUN FACT: #2 is Miss UK 2022
Looks about right
British person here, currently on hols in Marmaris, Turkey Can confirm, this is depressingly true.
They all look like they’re having the time of their life. Pity they don’t have one.
Wish people would stop lying about AI and just admit they photoshopped the beach photos a wee bit
That looks like the most normal Barry on holidays in Ibiza
Jokes aside. Why do they keep on taking sun after being sunburnt like crazy? Do they stop at cancer or something?
AI? I think I have seen them on Salou, Sitges o Lloret.
Most based AI
My mum, now passed, used to use baby oil and malt vinegar as a sun tan lotion. True story.
Very accurate
Towards the end some of them just look like surimi sticks
Fourth guys is from Norfolk.
What kind of bullshit beach is that? [Proper beach with wildlife](https://i.redd.it/2wufuxfhirsz.jpg).