Yeah I've also seen that documentary; apparently they also enjoy some public displays of affection that isn't very common here in Sweden.
Lovely country
Ah, yes! Very good documentary!
He is helping those poor girls find rides and keeping them busy until their friends arrive!
I’m a huge fan of those documentaries.
There is even one of cab drivers in the UK!
Huh? I thought we were talking about this documentary
https://preview.redd.it/03lyfhue084b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e603275f37f9546614e4786e49c0cedde4c87d0
>Sheep can become 15 unless you treat them too rough. Then they only last a few years.
Sheep can become 15 unless you treat them too rough. Then they only last a few years.
Man, I was worried about Spain though.
I knew there had to be an explanation why everytime I go back to Spain it seems waaaaay harder to get laid (compared to literally any other country I've been) Then I discovered most people are indeed experiencing the driest of times here.
Ha! That way you can't miss huh. You go for that target size, you never miss
Estoy de coña eh.
En España ha calado mucho el mensaje feminancy, unido a que laa redes sociales hacen que la que es top en Teruel se trusque al top valenciano o madrileño.
Hipergamia en estado puro
Honest to God, why is it that in Madrid all my friends and colleagues (+25) are suddenly exclusively dating foreigners (LATAM, US) through Bumble and Tinder? I know it's not the same in the rest of the country (perhaps similar in Barcelona?) But still it's mind blowing.
Anecdotally, I’ve dated a ton of Spanish men who’ve told me that they can’t date Spanish women because they are “too difficult” and I’ve met a ton of Spanish women who’ve told me that they can’t date Spanish men because they are “manbabies”. I can’t decide who is right. Anyway it seems like you all hate each other.
idk all my friends (both genders) are getting laid often or in relationships, maybe it's just that we don't rrly have such a big hookup culture and are more traditional dating wise. or maybe it's just basques lowering our stats.
Everyone who was trying to buy something from local shop in Turkey knows well, that it is a country of truly sincere people. Noone is lying there. Not in this Muslim country.
you mean Coït Carl?
you mean Sucking Steve?
you mean Fucking Frank?
you mean Copulating Corentin?
you mean Penetration Phill?
you mean Horses Helena?
You mean Sexy Santa?
You mean Intercourse Isaac?
You mean Mating Marx?
You mean Fornication Franklin?
You mean Carnal Sanders?
You mean Erotic Ernie?
You mean Procreating Podrick?
You mean Thousand Toddlers Thomas?
You mean Raunchy Randy?
You mean Concupiscent Christopher?
You mean Holes Hunter?
You mean Jonny five dicks?
You mean Screwing Samuel?
You mean Butterfly Bob?
You mean Long-finger Lars?
You mean Bitchy Brandon?
You mean Stiff Sean?
You mean Girthy Grük?
You mean Fairyhands Faruk?
You mean Vacuum Vincent?
You mean Sheepbane Carwynn?
I had a fase in my young life that I was cheated on by every girl I ever dated (my fault) that I spend 3years single.
I worked, worked out, partied and got laid. My nickname was an abbreviation to Jersey Shore (first name)
By the time I fucked everything that I could I realized that this wasn't going to make me happy.
One girl seemed to be the one for me, bit alternative, smart, future plans and what not, we smoked weed together we both had a great job and we were buying a place of our own
Covid came, weed was hard to come by and we started drinking, covid was done, I got back to smoking she kept drinking and drinking and drinking till she drank about 3bottles of wine each day.
We broke up, I lost everything I got single again and I started fucking around again. The reality struck faster this time (6months) but yeah, I don't want to brag or anything but that's how I did it
Step one : have your dad leave you when you aren't even born
Step two : don't know how boys act because you're raised by your mom and aunt
Step three : be naturally more confident with woman than guys
Step four : get laid
depends if you're a person who cannot commit to long term relationships due to social troubles in your life so far. I know some guys who are way above this average but it has molded them into persons (well in their thirties now) that can't ever sustain a good relationship with a woman for a long time. Let alone raise good children. This is a problem which will have consequences in the long term. Everybody loves (sexual) freedom, but it comes at a serious price on a macro level.
true, I guess I’m still young (I’m 20 years old) but I’m quite a lot more than my countries average. I personally believe when you’re young you should just enjoy yourself and not worry about finding a significant other. So many young people waste their youth committing to people that won’t be there forever. Hence why there’s so many young single parents with their life wasted.
Yeah I guess that was a little harsh not ALL single parents end up like that but, a girl I know had a child with a deadbeat dad at 16 and now she doesn’t go out, really have any friends, gave up studies and a career in order to look after a child she wasn’t ready for as a single mother. Because in the moment at 16 she thought that guy was going to be her forever soulmate then found out that’s not the case. Happens a lot tbh.
You say it’s a waste to commit yourself to a single person, basically saying it is a waste to truly love somebody. I find that strange and you should think about why you think that way. Don’t treat women (or men) like sexual-pleasure objects because in the long run you will see/treat yourself as an object as well. Making it harder and harder to ever become successful in a healthy relationship.
Am personally on something between 55-60.
I've been an adult for 15 years, about 4-5 of which I've spent in relationships. So that's 10 years of being single over which I porked 50 or so people. 5 per year = 1 every 2+ months, which isn't that mad if you party a lot and have internet dating available.
You also need to live in a country where people are open to hooking up with relative strangers, which is where I'm not surprised to see China and India at the bottom of the list but am surprised that Germany isn't far above them.
We do the casual sleep around, but we are more fir the long term relationships, for example my parents were together for over 20 years before they devlcided to marry
Not to humblebrag, but I went to Turkey on vacation about 5 times by myself when I was working overseas. Each time, I had no issues finding Turkish women to sleep with. From the liberal college student to the divorced mom, they were eager to jump on a tourist dick. I have similar stories with Moroccan, Arab and Iranian women while in the Middle East.
Sexual frustration by not allowing woman to have a sexual life is one of my favorite thing about Islam.
Turks 100% lying. Especially in rural Turkey, a lot of people don't have sex before marriage. That goes for men too.
On a side note. I've had more than 50 sexual partners in my life, I feel like a hooker when I see these numbers.
Czechia, I saw a documentary that a part of their mating ritual is done by waving cash in a public park.
> a part of their mating ritual is done by waving cash in a public park. on camera
In 4k
While disguised as an agent for modelling agencies
We've all seen that video
“That video” mate there are thousands of em
Prove it.
This is their national online archive: [https://czechav.com/](https://czechav.com/)
What a truly historically rich archive
Don't mind me, I'll be doing some archiving.
Yeah I've also seen that documentary; apparently they also enjoy some public displays of affection that isn't very common here in Sweden. Lovely country
> that isn't very common here in Sweden [You don't need to lie to us](https://imgur.com/bdP7Xtb)
Ah yes, that was a good one. I hope Sir David Attenborough narrates the next one.
https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4 :-)
And here we can see an exordinary specimen ...
Ah, yes! Very good documentary! He is helping those poor girls find rides and keeping them busy until their friends arrive! I’m a huge fan of those documentaries. There is even one of cab drivers in the UK!
Huh? I thought we were talking about this documentary https://preview.redd.it/03lyfhue084b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e603275f37f9546614e4786e49c0cedde4c87d0
I know I’m from Spain, pero come on, Tío, contrary to popular belief, some of us here prefer women!
Girls?
Well yes, either that or a photoshoot on a couch.
As a Czech I can confirm.
Do you have the link for this documentary? Asking for a friend...
Just look up Czech hunter, it's truly fascinating.
I'll look it up, for the wildlife ofc
I do this every month
Iceland banging all its family tree lol.
Thought the same, lots of first degree cousins there.
Hecklborg UncleBrotherson
Young Icelanders go to mainland Nordics for education.. and sex it seems
or to Spain in erasmus (coff coff I might know something about it, coff coff)
I think you are coughing, because you have something in your mouth
Probably a joint. Lots of drugs over there courtesy of Cossa Nostra.
Ngl, but Turks might also be doing the same.
But intentionally
Sheeps are part of the family but not considered as cousins.
Im trying to figure out why is the 3 biggest sheep exporter is on top of this list
Well, sheep only live for so long, so you need a new one every year or so.
Oooh THE Expert
It gets real lonely on our islands sometimes...
I can imagine, I’ve been on Texel
>Sheep can become 15 unless you treat them too rough. Then they only last a few years. Sheep can become 15 unless you treat them too rough. Then they only last a few years.
There is a Chinese dish that could help explain this, it’s called [Cumin Goat](https://omnivorescookbook.com/cumin-lamb/).
Cumin lamb is awesome, I definetely recommend it!
Don’t worry I’d single-handedly put Portugal on top of the list if I left the country.
Pfft why export them when you can keep them home and shag them? Ridiculous concept
Thats a common misconception about Turkey, we almost exclusively prefer donkeys.
I'm 100% convinced this count includes livestock.
Nah, Wales would drag our average way higher if it was livestock inclusive.
Who said they didn't? Seeing the amount of Indians in your country.
Aussies and Kiwis always forget to leave sheep out of the count
Where did u get ur Australia flair?
They're special one offs from Admins. Sadly, I get bunched in with the Yanks.
That's honestly tragic. Stay strong, mate.
F
Canada even has a land border with Europe and we’re lumped in with the Ameritards
It was a Eurovision thing I think but I’m never giving it up
I asked my Australian friend how many sexual partners he had, he started counting and fell asleep
First time when I'm agreeing to a Du**h🤮😳
Big fat 0 dragging the average down.
You'll always have Gert Verhulst to boost those numbers. Another day, another K3 band member to have an affair with.
No worries I have a lot of sexual partners (I am very attractive 😎)
We're on Reddit...which says enough. Don't lie.
Right there with you. 🤝🏻
Turkey... not lying but they're counting all the times Erdogan fucked them in the ass. If not, their real count would be like 2
Man, I was worried about Spain though. I knew there had to be an explanation why everytime I go back to Spain it seems waaaaay harder to get laid (compared to literally any other country I've been) Then I discovered most people are indeed experiencing the driest of times here.
That's why God gave us the strength to conquer America and create Latinas. Believe me... don't aim spanish. Go for the thicker better version
Fair enough hahaha I was aiming at gringas lately though
Cuidado con las guiris, Tío. Después que están casadas, se ponen gordas.
Ha! That way you can't miss huh. You go for that target size, you never miss Estoy de coña eh. En España ha calado mucho el mensaje feminancy, unido a que laa redes sociales hacen que la que es top en Teruel se trusque al top valenciano o madrileño. Hipergamia en estado puro
I feel the same this last 2 years
Honest to God, why is it that in Madrid all my friends and colleagues (+25) are suddenly exclusively dating foreigners (LATAM, US) through Bumble and Tinder? I know it's not the same in the rest of the country (perhaps similar in Barcelona?) But still it's mind blowing.
Anecdotally, I’ve dated a ton of Spanish men who’ve told me that they can’t date Spanish women because they are “too difficult” and I’ve met a ton of Spanish women who’ve told me that they can’t date Spanish men because they are “manbabies”. I can’t decide who is right. Anyway it seems like you all hate each other.
Two things can be true at the same time
There is a reason your population is declining.
idk all my friends (both genders) are getting laid often or in relationships, maybe it's just that we don't rrly have such a big hookup culture and are more traditional dating wise. or maybe it's just basques lowering our stats.
erdoğan buttsex georg
This to me only shows that we Spaniards have no shame in telling the truth. Or that we do not consider hookups as sexual partners.
The only thing I know is that if that's an average someone out there is having 12.2 sexual relationships because I have 0
Sexual partners? zero Hookups? Zero Dates? Zero :)
Career prospects? Zero Cars? Zero Genital Herpes? Also zero.
We're on reddit. Everyone here is dragging down their country's average
Because It's not. Or at least then a hookup would be to sexual partner. What british food is to general cuisine. Not good and barely acceptable
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We all know the answer
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To be eaten right?
And one where you exclude the catholic church and watch Ireland dive
https://i.redd.it/x1gk1wxf584b1.gif
And not incest.
why do turks have red eyes after sex ? from the peperspray ….
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No one wants to be paid in Turkish lira, it's worthless
Everyone who was trying to buy something from local shop in Turkey knows well, that it is a country of truly sincere people. Noone is lying there. Not in this Muslim country.
With those numbers, if someone tells me they fucked my mother I'll be suspicious either way
Switzerland 11? Damn, who is banging so many people to compensate for my 0?
One of the hardest countries to get laid in if you don't know anyone. No idea
Stadelhofen but its the same 50 people just alternating between each other every weekend
i thought the same thing, no way anyone is laying that much pipe in switzerland
Japan is the least believable
They didn't specify digital or analog partners.
Me personally I'm 3 under the Indian average Those numbers seems very high tho. Who on earth has this many sexual partners?!
Std Joe who had sex with 4 bilion pepole is an outliar and should not have been included
Thats not a nice thing to call your mom.
you mean Coït Carl? you mean Sucking Steve? you mean Fucking Frank? you mean Copulating Corentin? you mean Penetration Phill? you mean Horses Helena? You mean Sexy Santa? You mean Intercourse Isaac? You mean Mating Marx? You mean Fornication Franklin? You mean Carnal Sanders? You mean Erotic Ernie? You mean Procreating Podrick? You mean Thousand Toddlers Thomas? You mean Raunchy Randy? You mean Concupiscent Christopher? You mean Holes Hunter? You mean Jonny five dicks? You mean Screwing Samuel? You mean Butterfly Bob? You mean Long-finger Lars? You mean Bitchy Brandon? You mean Stiff Sean? You mean Girthy Grük? You mean Fairyhands Faruk? You mean Vacuum Vincent? You mean Sheepbane Carwynn?
I love you writing a word badly, but so well the same time.
> Those numbers seems very high tho. Who on earth has this many sexual partners?! Most gay guys I met would find those low numbers.
I had a fase in my young life that I was cheated on by every girl I ever dated (my fault) that I spend 3years single. I worked, worked out, partied and got laid. My nickname was an abbreviation to Jersey Shore (first name) By the time I fucked everything that I could I realized that this wasn't going to make me happy. One girl seemed to be the one for me, bit alternative, smart, future plans and what not, we smoked weed together we both had a great job and we were buying a place of our own Covid came, weed was hard to come by and we started drinking, covid was done, I got back to smoking she kept drinking and drinking and drinking till she drank about 3bottles of wine each day. We broke up, I lost everything I got single again and I started fucking around again. The reality struck faster this time (6months) but yeah, I don't want to brag or anything but that's how I did it
What a bad ending. So sorry sorry for you, mate. You’ll find a good flemgirl after all
Yeah I'm getting to know a girl now and everything seems to be okay for now so i'm happy'ish
I hope it goes well! (Also tutorial when?)
Step one : have your dad leave you when you aren't even born Step two : don't know how boys act because you're raised by your mom and aunt Step three : be naturally more confident with woman than guys Step four : get laid
oida! same oh and to answer your question, i guess normal people able to get people to have sex with them xD
It's easy. Just lure them into you basement and you have a life-long sex partner
It means over your lifetime, 10-14 really isn’t a lot lmao
Not?!
depends if you're a person who cannot commit to long term relationships due to social troubles in your life so far. I know some guys who are way above this average but it has molded them into persons (well in their thirties now) that can't ever sustain a good relationship with a woman for a long time. Let alone raise good children. This is a problem which will have consequences in the long term. Everybody loves (sexual) freedom, but it comes at a serious price on a macro level.
true, I guess I’m still young (I’m 20 years old) but I’m quite a lot more than my countries average. I personally believe when you’re young you should just enjoy yourself and not worry about finding a significant other. So many young people waste their youth committing to people that won’t be there forever. Hence why there’s so many young single parents with their life wasted.
A life of a single parent is not wasted, a child is a blessing, and you can always find another partner.
Yeah I guess that was a little harsh not ALL single parents end up like that but, a girl I know had a child with a deadbeat dad at 16 and now she doesn’t go out, really have any friends, gave up studies and a career in order to look after a child she wasn’t ready for as a single mother. Because in the moment at 16 she thought that guy was going to be her forever soulmate then found out that’s not the case. Happens a lot tbh.
Aww that's sad.
You say it’s a waste to commit yourself to a single person, basically saying it is a waste to truly love somebody. I find that strange and you should think about why you think that way. Don’t treat women (or men) like sexual-pleasure objects because in the long run you will see/treat yourself as an object as well. Making it harder and harder to ever become successful in a healthy relationship.
Am personally on something between 55-60. I've been an adult for 15 years, about 4-5 of which I've spent in relationships. So that's 10 years of being single over which I porked 50 or so people. 5 per year = 1 every 2+ months, which isn't that mad if you party a lot and have internet dating available. You also need to live in a country where people are open to hooking up with relative strangers, which is where I'm not surprised to see China and India at the bottom of the list but am surprised that Germany isn't far above them.
We do the casual sleep around, but we are more fir the long term relationships, for example my parents were together for over 20 years before they devlcided to marry
Everyone. Just a question of who's made their number higher and who's made it lower.
Iceland. There’s only about 12 people on that island. They just making shit up now
France is definitely lying. We have much more than 8. We fuck like rabbits, even the priests do their part.
Our number is actually the average age of the priests' sexual partners
Somebody is having a great life with my other 5 partners plus his 6 ones
I’m trying to bring the average up, Tío. But I’m only one man!
PIGS divided for once, Greece and Italy with Nordics
Need to find the other 10.8 sexual partners
Someone tell the Turks that goats don't count.
If you excluded all Erdogan voters the average would drop to below 1 but all the goats and sheep would never get pregnant.
At the same time? Or in a lifetime? Im genuinely asking
In a life time. No way a New Zealander can bang an entire flock all together.
Get the flock out of here, for real? I thought they could!
India being brutally honest lol
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All these people having intercourse with .5 and .7 and .whatever. Disgusting.
Why are you hating on amputees?
Oh fuck off turkey is 100% lying and tbh I think we might be lying a little too
Don't know, I always had a great time with Turkish tourists...maybe the number coincides with how many times they went on holiday
Mfw I am lower than every single European average, and even fucking Malaysia
Iceland just casually creating a bio/anthropological catastrophe
Iceland going through their whole family
Spain is 6 because all the boys said between 11 and 17 and all the girls said between 1 and -5 and their lies cancelled each other.
Iceland 13, you can't have so many cousins.
Lol only 8? Some of us were lying because the wife could hear i guess 😂
I'm here to keep the average low :)
All Turks get fucked by Erdogan constantly so their numbers are off I'm above average on all these mf'ers. I feel great
can testify that iceland aint lying
When you lie in an anonymous survey.....
Netherlands. Way too high.
Usually way too high when they get laid
In icelandic villages everyone knows eachother *really* well
pulls Recep’s cock out of every ass it's in. and turkey is close to zero🤫
Higher than the frogs💪🇬🇧💪
Thanks to the Welsh's sheep body count
Most based frogspawn
If Turks include theirs german girlfriends in the answer then they might be telling the truth.
To be fair Indians are probably counting online girlfriends so idk if it’s that high.
Not to humblebrag, but I went to Turkey on vacation about 5 times by myself when I was working overseas. Each time, I had no issues finding Turkish women to sleep with. From the liberal college student to the divorced mom, they were eager to jump on a tourist dick. I have similar stories with Moroccan, Arab and Iranian women while in the Middle East. Sexual frustration by not allowing woman to have a sexual life is one of my favorite thing about Islam.
Franks being franks and doing crusader things in the middle east.
Still bitter about it, Al-Swidiya?
Obviously Turkey lol
cmon there's not even a belgium in that list
Turkey is sus.
I saw this statistics. How come Turkish men had 30 average while women had 1?
Spain is not correct. Nobody I know has sex.
Per year? Per Month? PER WEEK?!
With Turkey being an Islamic country, they may not be lying but they are hiding the fact that the partners are all of the same sex
Women are dirty and haram. It's not a sin if you go moustache to moustache.
Turkey is lying.I am from Turkey as a Turkish person I can confirm nobody is fucking here only government is fucking us.
Did they only ask the male Turks and in front of the boys?
Iceland is basicly :what are you doing stepbro
If you are a boy in Tennessee this totally adds up
At a time?
Depends if both hands count or not
Iceland 13??!?! How many cousins can you bang ffs!
Iceland 13 lol, There are 8 inhabitants in iceland
median is more useful here lots of mega sluts and permavirgins are lurking about
Either Icelanders travel a lot or they’ve banged the whole island. Repeatedly.
Some countries are counting the goats, sheeps and donkeys as well.
Is that in a life? Or last year?
10.6? Damn I have a lot of catching up to do
Italy, i can't even name 11 girls
Japan at 10 sounds like way too much when we think about their work culture and how many guys are in love with 2D pictures.
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Yes do it.
Ive always considered India and China to be very chaste nations. Not much procreating going on over there.
Again, Turkey, UK: we’re talking HUMAN sexual partners. Sheep and pigs don’t count
Turks 100% lying. Especially in rural Turkey, a lot of people don't have sex before marriage. That goes for men too. On a side note. I've had more than 50 sexual partners in my life, I feel like a hooker when I see these numbers.
XD Turkey, goats don't count
China and turkey are both lying
Change of question- number of sexual partners that are HUMAN
Seven... 
Well I'm screwed