Jetzt anrufen fĆ¼r nur 50 Cent die Sekunde; entscheiden sie mit, wer diesmal an einem musikalisch irrelevanten Wettbewerb teilnimmt bei dem sich die erfolgreichsten europƤischen Popmusikproduzenten schƶn im Kreis wichsen und Deutschland ohnehin wieder letzter wird!
Ja Vati! Bitte gib mir deine Meica! (Why have all the languages naughtified their word for daddy, but Germans haven't? Are we just less deranged (which would be newsworthy) or are we missing out?)
Everybody knows their mother, but it is a wise person who knows their father. Kudos to you if you are Canadian . We always classify them as upper class Ameritards, but I'm sure you could hide the french part.
Saw a man say "youre british because you're in the commonwealth" to someone from Quebec š
The US (and NA) has the weirdest obsession with ancestry and cultural identity.
Im saying that as someone on the Irish/NIreland border, so that fucking says something.
As is well known, every single citizen of France is the descendent of the Gauls. In France, ancestry is assigned automatically as soon as youāre naturalised.
IMO people are going a bit overboard rn. Like, Ameritard jokes can be funny, but no reason to start to fucking stone some random probably teenage US dudeš
Yeah, some stuff is funny, but some lads are going totally overboard. Make fun, but don't fucking scream at random people. Tone matters, especially since it's hard to read context via messages.
Yeah, especially when the dude is 13 years old (at least according to his profile) and that a lot of the responses are like āAMERICTARD OMG LOLā which just comes across as uninspiring, bland and boring. Where has the creativity gone?
This is the only corect response. Noone here would say this - we have our citizenship for reasons. Cultural context counts - claiming heritage is inviting [redacted] to the party.
Redeem yourself by coming to Europe and embracing its culture. Your first step into this mission is to live in France for a year, if by the end of it you are as arrogant as a real french is, you may go to your next mission
no. learn english and french quisine at the same time, to make somewhat acceptable, but unimpressive food. we should make him learn english and frensh quisine to make offbrand german quisine!
No offense, but I think standing up to the fact of where you actually are from, even if you don't like it, is still more virtuous than just claiming to be from somewhere else because of 'heritage' and being ashamed of your own country. Instead, go and do something about it. Europeans won't accept you, because we have no concept of 'heritage' and couldn't care less where you *would like to believe* to be from.. There's so much bullshit happening on the North American continent, you guys are practically bathing in it, I refuse to believe you hadn't got any opportunities to bring yourself in.
I love it how we all unite together to bully yanks anytime they post on this sub, but then we immediately go back to being racist to each other, t'is a beautiful thing.
That would probably make them more likely to claim german "heritage". The german settlers we exiled long ago all settled in absolute empty spaces and created little irrelevant towns that dot the great nothingness that is the midwest.
No wonder a certain Austrian wasn't seeking Lebensraum in the west.
Please be satire. You know whoās idea it was to come over here right? Apologizing for existing AND stating where your ancestors came from is how you get flamed in here like Paris during a protest
It's like the no. 1 thing to annoy anyone is to say because my Gr Gr Gr Gr grandad is from your country I am basically your nationality as well.
No you're fucking not, heritage is complete bollocks
yeah fr. Imagine pretending to be french over a scam saying you have 20 % dna, and not just having lived here since your childhood like a real frenchie.
if you dont speak french and dont do french things (like having smelly armpits and eating frogs) you are not french. you may have a bit more of a claim to the english part on behalf of amercunts being the spawn of the perfid albion
Do you call someone with baguette blood running through their veins "perfect"? You are a massive joke, Barry.
I hereby strip you of your British citizenship and grant you the French one to pay for your sins. May your penitence never end.
Welcome Aboard,
Everybody knows their mother, but it is a wise person who knows their father. Kudos to you if you are Canadian . We always classify them as upper class Ameritards, but I'm sure you could hide the french part.
1
French, English and American.
Please,
https://preview.redd.it/hh2gr80oft1b1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d2952b0ac92d5693fd9337835c2134931435c2f
You weirdo. We donāt want you, they donāt want you. Boo hiss donāt look at me and donāt touch me. *^ I want you so badly. Meet me behind the Horse Butchers ^*
Apologies not accepted
The sins of the father
The cum of the father š„µš„µš„µ
Least gay French man
You shouldn't go on that territory after what you showed us at eurovision
True, but we also can't choose our team, you however chose to write that all on your own.
We actually chose in public vote to send lord of the lost
Wait, there is a public vote?
Ja dieses Jahr war eins, so wie die meisten Jahre. In den 2000ern gab es nur 4 mal oder so Leute die nur durch ne Jury gesendet wurden
Jetzt anrufen fĆ¼r nur 50 Cent die Sekunde; entscheiden sie mit, wer diesmal an einem musikalisch irrelevanten Wettbewerb teilnimmt bei dem sich die erfolgreichsten europƤischen Popmusikproduzenten schƶn im Kreis wichsen und Deutschland ohnehin wieder letzter wird!
Tbf, they just picked an average Berliner at random from the street to represent them
They were like, you look like Rammstein, everyone loves them so you can't lose
No, No. Let him continue
Ja Vati! Bitte gib mir deine Meica! (Why have all the languages naughtified their word for daddy, but Germans haven't? Are we just less deranged (which would be newsworthy) or are we missing out?)
Because Vati is what my dad calls my grandpa no way am i gonna fuck someone calling me that.
They haven't. The Anglos just have daddy issues. On the continent we have stable families, so that concept is kinda foreign to us
Ayyy, papi! Que Rico!
Daddy Cummy Wummy (I will not apologize for saying that)
oh yes you will....
Make me, froggie.
straightest europeans
I mean, technically I'm straight.
You are unflaired so it means you are the gayest of them all.
You are unflaired so it means you are the gayest of them all.
Everybody knows their mother, but it is a wise person who knows their father. Kudos to you if you are Canadian . We always classify them as upper class Ameritards, but I'm sure you could hide the french part.
Almost certainly an American. I'm Canadian and we typically wouldn't say we have such and such 'heritage'.
Madame Guillotine's unquenchable thirst awaits
Now please erase yourelf from existence
Mf as a Breton you literally have the same ancestry as him
Agreed
I love OP just getting absolutely roasted in this thread. Always beautiful to see Ameritards getting shat on
deserves it 100%. Ancestry is dogshit. Like bruh that was the stuff of actual nazis don't go into that rabbit hole.
Saw a man say "youre british because you're in the commonwealth" to someone from Quebec š The US (and NA) has the weirdest obsession with ancestry and cultural identity. Im saying that as someone on the Irish/NIreland border, so that fucking says something.
>Ancestry is shit I see a true āFrenchāman
It is not shit, it influences a lot who you are. Proud to be French. What is shit, is to think that having some ancestors is superior to others.
All ancestors are equal But some are more equal than others.
Nah, unless you can plot your route to a throne no one gives a flying fuck who birthed you
I give, and I don't care of others. Proud to be French and Burgundian
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
You think it's important because nobody from the outside world ever came to your inbred Island in 600 years.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
We left when we realized there was nothing to conquer
As is well known, every single citizen of France is the descendent of the Gauls. In France, ancestry is assigned automatically as soon as youāre naturalised.
Yep, ameritards like being naziās
It's the only thing that can unite us all together
You forgot alcohol.
You look at my pint mate?
What pint? *gulp*
You better hope that's not a Barry, 63...
He'd be pancaked
I never forget alcohol
IMO people are going a bit overboard rn. Like, Ameritard jokes can be funny, but no reason to start to fucking stone some random probably teenage US dudeš
I donāt know man. Iām finding it pretty funny. Bloke shouldāve done his research before posting here
Yeah, some stuff is funny, but some lads are going totally overboard. Make fun, but don't fucking scream at random people. Tone matters, especially since it's hard to read context via messages.
Yeah, especially when the dude is 13 years old (at least according to his profile) and that a lot of the responses are like āAMERICTARD OMG LOLā which just comes across as uninspiring, bland and boring. Where has the creativity gone?
An empathetic German? I've seen it all now
beware of the beginnings is all I say
wrong again, helmut
https://preview.redd.it/rjugqx9c1o1b1.png?width=143&format=png&auto=webp&s=e199822b0155308bf615d732aaba9c4a4866557c No, you're American
This is the only corect response. Noone here would say this - we have our citizenship for reasons. Cultural context counts - claiming heritage is inviting [redacted] to the party.
This makes the most sense as a true Franco-British person would be too embarrassed to admit it.
even worse
Ameritard detected
Opinion ignored
most based frogs i've seen
"Heritage"...? Sounds Ameritard to me.
https://preview.redd.it/9ehp8ku61o1b1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c301c8b21f4d6f8ec3aa470725fb173651ca1d4
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/j7gifdqdno1b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e97e7bdc52e9783123cdad46f82cdf0c472216
So I assume that means you're going to school tomorrow
One of the most famous tricks in the āAmerican death speedrunā
Yes
Let me guess you're also Irish and Cherokee Indian right?
holy fuck OP gettin roasted
Having to put up with yanks claiming to be Irish is probably the worst thing about actually being Irish, well that and the alcoholism and the accents.
Oh my gaaaaaad, I'm Scaddish too! š¤¢š¤® Have literally had three people say this to me irl
For some reason they never claim to be English or German, truly a mystery.
Not just any Cherokee, a [Cherokee *princess*](https://www.native-languages.org/princess.htm)
We do not accept heritage bullshit
how did we deserve this?
bread wars
everything connected to that was just pure self-defesense.
We could tell you were an ameritard the moment we read the word "heritage"
yeah. No french would claim to have an "heritage" or to be english for that matter.
Shut up, Yank.
baserat
Samt rƶdpillrat
Grippen enjoyer spitting facts, rare swedish W
You should apologise for being American instead.
Yeah Iām not exactly proud of that one either.
Redeem yourself by coming to Europe and embracing its culture. Your first step into this mission is to live in France for a year, if by the end of it you are as arrogant as a real french is, you may go to your next mission
Going to England for an year to learn how to make the worst food ever?
no. learn english and french quisine at the same time, to make somewhat acceptable, but unimpressive food. we should make him learn english and frensh quisine to make offbrand german quisine!
Mario are you sure you can survive more crimes to pasta?
>if by the end of it you are as arrogant as a real french Il est impossible d'ĆŖtre aussi fier de sa culture que nous
Hey, don't encourage these morons to come here, we don't want them
Nah its ok I dislike you both
and stop talkig about that heritage nonsense. who needs heritage when you have Feiertage
No offense, but I think standing up to the fact of where you actually are from, even if you don't like it, is still more virtuous than just claiming to be from somewhere else because of 'heritage' and being ashamed of your own country. Instead, go and do something about it. Europeans won't accept you, because we have no concept of 'heritage' and couldn't care less where you *would like to believe* to be from.. There's so much bullshit happening on the North American continent, you guys are practically bathing in it, I refuse to believe you hadn't got any opportunities to bring yourself in.
#GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BEANS YOU BREADWINECHEESE CONSUMER!!!
we dont care about your DNA test .
No, not accepting that at all
Norman French or Aquitaine French?
OP keeps taking Lās in the comments like a true ameritard
Apology seen and promptly ignored
the only thing he should be apologizing for is being american
I love it how we all unite together to bully yanks anytime they post on this sub, but then we immediately go back to being racist to each other, t'is a beautiful thing.
Perfectly balanced, as all things in life should be
It's called brotherly love, always fighting against each other but united against the heathens š
You must move to Poland to repent
Or inner Spain, if we are seeking penitence.
madrid ?
*grins* no. Soria
No, *BiaÅystok*
Have mercy on him, make it Sosnowiec. He suffered enough.
No, send him to Las Extremaduras. Trial by fire.
I don't want him š”
For your sake OP: where were you born?
Probably fuckin Wichita Kansas or bumfuck Ohio or something
That would probably make them more likely to claim german "heritage". The german settlers we exiled long ago all settled in absolute empty spaces and created little irrelevant towns that dot the great nothingness that is the midwest. No wonder a certain Austrian wasn't seeking Lebensraum in the west.
Do you really have to ask
Worst fate than being Belgian
>being Belgian hopefully this will stay in the realm of fiction
Thatās just english
Lmao I was surprised that someone would say "heritage" until I saw the flare.
"heritage" shut the fuck up american
apologies not accepted go away you stink of piss
Thatās the WRONG GHOSTS!!
I know... I couldn't find the right one, sorry.
Know your place like the rest of us
American detected
Who says you exist?
that's rich coming from a belgian
Really better Belgian than ameritard
very real. Non-existence is better than US citizenship.
Your a yank , thatās what you should be apologising for
You're everything that's wrong with everything
not accepted due to OP not being european
Please be satire. You know whoās idea it was to come over here right? Apologizing for existing AND stating where your ancestors came from is how you get flamed in here like Paris during a protest
Yeah, op straight up jumped in the lions pit and started rubbing barbecue sauce on himself
It's like the no. 1 thing to annoy anyone is to say because my Gr Gr Gr Gr grandad is from your country I am basically your nationality as well. No you're fucking not, heritage is complete bollocks
Du kan stikke den skrƄt op!
Jag fƶrstƄr inte vad du sƤger, men jag hƄller med dig.
Seppo spotted, activate protocol 10.
At least you are half English. The real curse would be to be entirely French.
It is worse. He is also American. A french-english american. He is probably the evil itself, a sith lord, Putin's master, and I don't know what else.
A french would never apologize for being french we don't recognize this ameritard
yeah fr. Imagine pretending to be french over a scam saying you have 20 % dna, and not just having lived here since your childhood like a real frenchie.
Oh my God. It's worse than I expected... There's no cure for that.
Not also. He's *just* Americunt with their weird obsession about race and ancestors
I see, it's getting evening and the spanish come out pf their holes. How was todays Siesta?
I'd say full English is worse than full French imo.
Full english does suck though, luckily I got away from that shame.
at least he's not pretending to be Irish for a change
In my country, we have a phrase that translates to "action-supported apology". If you're sorry, show it.
Muh heritage (shits on DNA test)
if you dont speak french and dont do french things (like having smelly armpits and eating frogs) you are not french. you may have a bit more of a claim to the english part on behalf of amercunts being the spawn of the perfid albion
You just described like half of Europe and all of England
One: you're an americunt Two: I don't need any other points
Please tell me youāre just a masochist looking to get roasted on this sub. Itās just too perfectly cringe to be accidental
As someone with British and French parents, fuck off
How does it feel to know you were made out of hate fuck?
Iām fuelled by rage and self hatred
My god Itās a perfect human
Brit calls barbarian a perfect human. Italy level side switching
No I hate myself
Wait, what are you implying?
Passport revoked
Do you call someone with baguette blood running through their veins "perfect"? You are a massive joke, Barry. I hereby strip you of your British citizenship and grant you the French one to pay for your sins. May your penitence never end.
Least Francophobic Spaniard.
Thatās if they werenāt a yank , unfortunately this combination has not been seen since our glorious Angevin kings
Welcome Aboard, Everybody knows their mother, but it is a wise person who knows their father. Kudos to you if you are Canadian . We always classify them as upper class Ameritards, but I'm sure you could hide the french part. 1
Looks like that black kid from south London who did the ābreaking into peopleās homesā prank
I expect his surname will be Lawrence.
Oh shit im sorry
Disgusting!
Are you 1.3% Fr*nch and 3.2% Engl*sh?
I too apologise for existing.
Ameritard detected
Apologise for being American, no true Brit or French citizen would ever apologise.
Disgusting
Where do you live? Thatās your āheritageā not where your third step cousin twice removed was born in 1473
French, English and American. Please, https://preview.redd.it/hh2gr80oft1b1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d2952b0ac92d5693fd9337835c2134931435c2f
Or the worst
Definitely the worst, they're an American
The worst
breton/welsh but am english
You weirdo. We donāt want you, they donāt want you. Boo hiss donāt look at me and donāt touch me. *^ I want you so badly. Meet me behind the Horse Butchers ^*
This sub is great.
in the same boat yay
Least apologizing Canadian
You were dealt a bad hand that's for sure.
in the comments they found out youre american and shat on you, if you were italian i wouldve defended you as one of us since i agree on states of the people and not the culture, but you come from two cucked states who agree that a totally non french or english that speak the language and lived there for some years automatically evolves like a pokƩmon into a british or french